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Yes it’s small buds and is a bit leafy but I haven’t found anything comparable at 149$ a zip. The product is consistently great each time and it’s nice to know exactly what I can expect when my order comes in. Perfect option for when money is tight but still want great flavours and high. HGA has some good smalls offerings that is updated regularly… don’t sleep if you see something you want cause most of the time i blink and it’s gone. I will get 25$ off and free shipping for sharing my thoughts on my order - DM for referral and save when you register for a new account

Funky Charms (@enigma.extracts) Genetics : Rainbow Chip x Grease Monkey Bred by : @exoticgenetix_mike Sourced by : @ezweed.official A magically delicious cross between Rainbow Chip & Grease Monkey, this Funky Charms by Exotic Genetix arrived on the dense, sticky side while retaining a squishy, spongy texture. Great cure. Mainly light green in colour with hints of dark green through it's foliage, followed by a layer of colorful orange hairs and long stalks topped with milky trichome heads. The aromas on this Funky Charms are the type that are a little dormant until broken up, smelling slightly creamy and dank before unleashing notes of funky fuel and mint from it's Mint Chocolate Chip ancestry. Also a subtle dash of citrus in the mix. It's flavours are similar but without the creaminess, providing more of a gassy, spicy smoke with a lingering herbal funkiness and a touch of citrus. I wouldn't say it's harsh but the smoke can be a little acrid and expansive. Joints burn with an average sized oil ring whilst leaving behind a salt n pepper ash. My favourite part about this strain had to be it's potent hybrid high. Very much in the head at first with powerful, spaced out cerebral effects, bringing on that very peculiar headband feeling with a tightness around the skull. It eventually transcends to the body in the form of a lazy, couch locking body buzz. I didn't want to pass out but doing anything strenuous seemed way out of the realm of possibility. Also found it to be quite the 'giggly, silly' type buzz, something I don't seem to come across often and it definitely made for a fun and enjoyable experience.

Strain - Obama Runtz (Afghani x OG Kush x Runtz) Vistual/Texture - light minty green occupying the majority of the coloring, with undertones carrying mossy tones, and fairly dressed up by vibrant purple hues surfacing on the pepper shaped bud. Crisp shelled exterior, giving up some sponginess when squeezed, fluffy yet airy formations, really hiding it's true resin infestation within the buds, cracking each nug open, and exposing a layer of sticky resin once handled. Short thin rusted copper pistils populating a portion of the mass, and covered by in a healthy layer of milky white trichomes Scent - taking a whiff of the mouth watering terpenes pouring off of this strain. Sporting a heavy scent of sweet fruit with a floral fragrance up front, while featuring minor scents of wooden earthiness Smoke - taking in every hoot, bringing out flavors that are deeply hidden within this exotic strain. Making a flawless transition from nose over to taste while being smoked on. Pulling in taste infested hoots of sweetened fruity floral flavoring, and sour herbs with earthy notes. Exhaling you still continue tasting the sweet fruits, with a distinct sour cedar, earthiness coming into play. Capable of taking in big hauls, creating a lighter grey ash with slight pepper flakes through it, and surfacing an oil ring not long into sesh High - Obama Runtz is a hybrid (70/30) having indica leading the race. You're quickly greeted by the outcome before you're done cashing in. A cerebral high, leaving your head floating in euphoria.  Bringing on an uplifting energy, enticing your motivation up a few notches. Shifting the high over the other direction with a sense of calming, relaxation, and putting you completely at ease, allowing your body to throw itself into neutral. An anytime twist up that will leave you floating away

Not the worst sauce I have had but not a big fan either. Hard to work with and just smears into stuff, impossible even to get it onto a tool to put into rig or even onto a bowl as it just sticks to the tool. It tastes alright, packs a punch but more like 6 years old punch lol high is a head high, behind the eyes dazey kind of high. I don’t mind it but I’d probably pass on it next time

Love love love this strain!! What did you think of it?

Ahi Tuna has a mouth watering aroma that is quite loud having a unique with a blend of musky, pungent, gas, and a bit of sugar all mixed in together. The buds are extremely caked with trichomes. Theres beautiful purple hueing, with frosty white green. Trimmed and cured amazingly well. Upon smoking I was greeted with a loud, musky, and kushy fuel taste with a slight earthyness. The smoke is very smooth, tasteful and burns white. Burns perfect in a joint, being slow even and continuous the whole through. A joint produces a nice grease ringer earlier on. I found this to be a medium to high potency indica dominate hybrid. This brought on a nice europhia and had me in a quite an uplifted state. This had me glued to the couch and had me heavily relaxed feeling. Provided for an honest review. Quality - 9.75 Value - 9

|Incentive review but always honest review and opinion| * The first thing I’ve noticed when I opening the can it was the big fruity smell and when I said big it’s smell everywhere on the room even the gf said it’s the first time she smell a fruity flowers like that (she didn’t smoke but she can enjoy the smell) The product is super sticky but super nice on the grinder . The smell is stronger when grinded tho. It taste what it smell and it’s the first time tho that I smoke a flowers that I didn’t cough while toking like I was really surprised tho. The high is pretty cool ! I can enjoy it during the day and evening , the buzz will follow my mood but when smoked in the morning I can feel more a energetic rush like a little boost to start the day right ?? The burn is clean if you see my last stories you can see how it burn properly it’s all about quality and perfect curing.I have a big lower back pain and it procure me a deep sensation of relaxation like a big warm bag, it’s all about the nerves in my case

Beach Wedding (Tropicana Cookies x Wedding Cake) ​ TL;DR: excellent uplifting high, super sticky, great visual appeal, and mouth-smacking flavour. Incredibly slow, even burn. Definitely on the pricey side at $275/oz. I bought this as a treat to celebrate something and was not disappointed but I won't be making a habit of it. ​ Too long; still read: Based solely on its parents, I knew Beach Wedding was likely to be a great tasting strain and that was certainly true. I'd seen a couple posts about this one and eventually gave in to my curiosity and ordered an ounce as a special treat. My ounce came packed in four 7g bags, which I thought was a bit excessive. Each bag came with an Integra. While transferring it into a jar, it was immediately apparent that this was one sticky mofo. Check the picture of the jar upside down lol. Lots of visual appeal here, mostly dark purple with green and orange accents. The buds are blanketed in beautiful trichomes that really caught the light. The nose is sweet and citrus-like with an undertone of fresh florals. Busted up, the smell gets even juicier with an added funk. And busting it really highlights how sticky the bud is, the act of grinding required a bit more elbow grease to get going, even in my Brilliant Cut. I've smoked a few joints of this now and I am extremely impressed with the burn. This absolutely smolders from start to finish, leading to a long, fulfilling smoke. It's smooth with white ash. The high can be felt behind the eyes before the joint is done. I found it good as an afternoon smoke, with an uplifting head high and relaxing without being sleepy. And of course, it tastes awesome. Beach Wedding has prominent notes from both sides: juicy citrus flavours intermingled with sweet vanilla cake. Mmm. The flavour was basically what I expected and is highly enjoyable. Overall, this is truly excellent stuff. It's not great value at $275/oz but I feel that I got what I paid for. Recommended.

Now this is a totally different type of sweet. It's very crystally with almost s sweet/ h Gassy smell. Bag appeal is on point. The high is there just not crazy above average. Overall 8/10. Thanks hga ;)

Gelato 45 • Lineage: Sunset Sherbet x GSC • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by GasGodz • Sourced from Classics_to • ? • Bag appeal - Medium sized chunky buds with a nice trim are perfectly dense and just slightly squishy as well as very sticky and greasy to the touch. These beautifully colored buds are made up of an almost forest green but with a blue tinge to it like a sea green with some lighter olive green and gorgeous purple hues throughout and a mix of light orange and some peach colored pistils. The literal icing on this desert strain is the frosty coating of resinous trichomes covering them completely with many outer heads still visibly intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - this smells absolutely delicious with sweet and very creamy Gelato pastry terps that have loud candy gas overtones with a touch of menthol. The taste translates nicely and is sweet and creamy the entire time but mixed with some earth when exhaling and is all wrapped up in candy gas overtones that like the nose, has just a hint of mint. Joints burn perfectly even with a small oil ring from start to finish and produce a clean white ash • ? • High - a hazey euphoria blankets the mind leaving me spaced out while still smoking and elevates your mood and also aids in battling stress, depression, and anxiety. Becoming indica leaning with a body load joining in that doesn't quite reach a couchlock but will have you feeling very lethargic and lazy and also helps with pain. Towards the end of the high the is a heavy burnout with some sedation and if consumed before bed will definitely help with sleep. • ? • Overall this was a great cut of 45 and I'm very happy I had the chance to try this last run of it. Great bag appeal, nice terps that translate nicely, clean and greasy burning, and a nice indica leaning high. I rate this Quality 9.2/10

This stuff was wicked.. Great color with the light green mixed with some purple and dark green and orange that poked out through the thick layer of trichs/Crystal's.. has a smell that is almost like a cake strain with a hint of mild vanilla mixed in .. texture wise was nice and dense , sticky, and full of foxtails .. The high on this was def on the strong side . I usually always smoke indica 100% of the time and this batch did not disappoint.. Def a night strain . Pink Llama has sold me nothing but top notch stuff.. def reccomend.. no incentive for this review at all.. fast shipping as well. 2 days from Ont to NB Quality 9.5 Value 9.0 Smell 8.7 Bag appeal 9.0 Potency 9.3

Got this strain because it was cheap and heard some good reviews on it. The overall bag appeal is pretty good, it does provide a nice indica effects (mainly munchies and sleepiness). It isn't overly couch lock like, but definitely long lasting which is nice. What I really like is that it did pretty good for pain. Plus its a nice budget option, so hey, I'd recommend it! 9/10

This came through so sticky and moist perfectly moist. Sweet and peppery very smooth and the high is amazing very bliss. Quality 10/10 value 10/10 got it for 138. HGA never dissapoints with the quality and speed of service. Amazing as always ! I recieved $25 off and free shipping.

I know you just posted it so I’m not gonna be hasty but I hope there’s a review coming. What’s the terp profile like? Rubbery like white widow at all?

I do like anything related to Peanut Butter Breath, and this one checks a few boxes. The nose is on the sweeter, smoother side rather than being deep and nutty, but the notes of vanilla and musky dough are there. The profile translates well to taste, however it is not as intense, rather it is light and smooth. Effects are hazey and happy, making me lose focus and stay in the couch for a prolonged period of time. While not narcotic, the high is long lasting, and functional. Gamers who reach for an indica-dominant high will appreciate the lack of sleepiness, among other uses. Burn is clean, producing light ash with very few spots of pepper, greasing up the paper nicely. https://imgur.com/gallery/6oLkwow Although it's not overly potent, it will surely get the job done for loads of people. Their current pricing is insane, especially for something that burns so clean.

Frosted Fruitcakes Really nice big sized buds looked just like the ones on the site haha. Felt nice and fresh plump with the tip of the buds being decently sticky. Smelled nice fruity. Not crazy pungent but its there same for the smoke subtle a bit sharp with a really funky back end but still pleasant. Only thing is it burned quite dark. A bit of a creeper it took a couple bowls then it settled okay for daytime not potent enough for me at night. Id give 7.5/10 for quality 7.5/10 for value prutty nice! Didnt match the oh sooo good Mac 1 i found which is a staple on this site for me at this point !

Appeal: well rounded minty green buds just absolutely plastered in trichomes. Density: Being of a pretty well rock hard density and being of a mainly medium size. Smell: Has a succelent sweet fruity candy aroma, with hints of spice. Cure/Trim: Trimmed and cured particularly well. Taste: Tasting of a sweet fruity candy with hints of spicyness and earth. Was superbly smooth and creamy. Burn: Burned expectional in a joint, having a slow even and continuous burn the whole way through a joint. The ash was light gray and there was a nice grease ringer going on. Potency: I found this to be a medium to high potency slightly indica leaning hybrid. High: An intense europhia immediately hit me after smoking a fat doob. I had a creative vibe and was social feeling for a short time. I was right cozy and relaxed feeling. Value: 100 a zip. Provided for an honest review. Quality - 8.75 Value - 8.7.5

Aspen og X High country diesel I will start by mentioning that I found the customer service to be tough. The delivery time a bit long, we are not given a tracking number for the package and very difficult to get in touch with the staff but this 'is unanswered. For the content I liked a bag full of big, compact and sticky buds. On opening the bag the room is immediately flooded with the smell of fuel. To taste we can taste a fuel flavor on inspiration and on expiration we have notes of pine. The combustion is beautiful and leaves a pale gray ash. The effects are energetic and stimulates the appetite.

I found this to be rather large for smalls. For the most part exactly the same as the regular version. Decent bag appeal with a bit more of a scraggly trim but that’s to be expected for smalls. The smell was a bit muted on this batch but it tastes great, smokes smooth, oils up and burns fairly white. The high from this is a solid indica leaning stone. All in all I am pleased with it. Quality - 7/10 Value - 8/10

Strain - Double Tangie Banana (Banana Sherbert x Tangie) Visual/Texture - densly packed together, with a slight but of sponginess when squeezed. Crisp shelled exterior, with a sticky, fresher interior awaiting exposure. Oval shaped, being smaller to medium in stature, cleanly trimmed, sharing the surface space between lighter minty to a medium olive green. Lengthy thin copper pistils sprouting forth from the nug, and shrouded by a generous layer of snow white trichomes Scent - a powerful volume of terpenes being presented, there's no doubt this comes with its volume cranked up. Having tried the different parent genetics involved in this creation, this is truly a pairing that produces a mouth watering scent that's hard to pull away from. You're first hit with the sweet tropical fruity fragrance, tied together with mild undertones of citrus, and an earthy aroma Smoke - tasting very similar to the scent driven from the nose, taking in hoots of sweet tropical fruitiness, along with a citrus zest, and earthy flavoring coming through on each inhale. The exhale taking on more of a pungent earthiness, with a continued palate linger of sweetened fruits. Giving off a light grey ash, with slight peppering intact, and an oil ring surfacing a few puffs in High - Double Tangie Banana an exotic fruity hybrid (60/40) sativa leading charge. Fuelling you up with a boost of energy, paired up by a head high driven by its uplifting euphoric effects.  A complete mood elevation occurring, and the ability to retain focus staying in full existence. Slowly as the high wears on, so do the effects moving over your body, while putting yourself and all thoughts to ease. This tasty combination makes for a wise spin up for  taking daytime flights

My Incentive: Review made for in-site points These are the third batch of their famous Ghost Pink, and my second time copping it. V2 was a great strain - heavy, and a good representation of pinks. My 7g of V3 came medium-sized buds and were dense with decent trim. The ash was pretty white, and not very harsh to the throat. However, I do not find the high as good as V2. It was a decent indica heavy high but I didn't feel the usual pink kick. It has decent to above average potency to it. They gave me a free 60mg gummy edible in my order which I appreciate. They were good, yummy, and potent! Customer Service: 10/10 Q: 9/10 V: bought this on sale - 10/10 Personal Grade: AAA+