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Gas Cake - WTFCannabis - September 2025

Aogiring

Pulled this one out of the bag and the first thought was, yep, that’s budget gas. The nugs are a bit leafy and not the prettiest trim, but there’s a decent coating of trichs when you look close. Color is darker green with orange hairs woven through. Nose isn’t super loud at first, but once broken up it pushes a gas note with some sweetness behind it but not overpowering. The effects hit fairly quick, heavy behind the eyes buzz that eases into the body without couchlocking too hard.

Sep 18, 2025

Gouda Berry - WTFCannabis - September 2025

Aogiring

Didn’t know what to expect pulling this one out, but the nug looks solid despite being small. A bit darker in tone with some purple mixed through, and orange hairs scattered around. The frost is there but not blinding, it's more like gritty trich look than a heavy sparkle. On the nose, it gives a funky, almost cheesy base with a faint berry sweetness tucked in. The high is calm but steady heavy behind the eyes and in the body first, then leveling into a more sedated, laid back vibe.

Sep 18, 2025

Gouda Berry - WTFCannabis - September 2025

snbare

These nugs are chunky and dense with a deep purple tone mixed with lighter green patches and plenty of orange hairs weaving through. A decent amount of frost coverage and trim. However some nugs can be a bit loose. The smell hits with a sweet berry funk mixed with earthy gas. Smoking brings out that fruity side even more, balanced by a subtle herbal earthiness on the exhale. The high comes on steady and calm, floaty buzz, then easing down into a relaxing and warm sedation.

Sep 15, 2025

Tropic Thunder - WTFCannabis - September 2025

snbare

These nugs are tight and the colours are a mix of green and darker purple streak. They’ve got a nice chunky shape, fairly dense without being rock solid, there will be a few sugar leaves left behind. The nose leans tropical right away with a sweet citrus and berry blend backed by an earthy herbal tone. When smoked there's a sweet and tangy citrus kick. High is mellow at first with a light head lift that boosts mood that travel down along your body.

Sep 15, 2025

Tom Ford - WTFCannabis - July 2025

Rayumi

Scent - has a nutty pine kushy smell to it. Very dank undertones overall. Busting it up you just get nuts and pine. Smells amazing. Visual - has a dense medium-large sized buds. Heavy amount of trichomes. Mutliple shades of green. Some loose leaf but not much. Faded out orange hairs throughout the buds. Smoke/burn - mixture of gray and black ash with some white sprinkled in. It was a bit heavy but overall still smooth. Has a heavy lung expansion feeling. Exhale - nutty pine kushy dank exhale. Very nutty Effects - slowed down and felt like a zombie because couldn't really think or do much. Would just sit and watch some TV and just zone out. Felt brain dead. Heavy couch lock as well where you just feel like your sinking down and can't move. Heavy under the eyes. Thoughts were all over the place. Took away most body aches and pains. This is perfect for end of nighttime or a lazy day with nothing to do.

Jul 31, 2025

Lemon Sour Diesel - WTFCannabis - July 2025

Rayumi

Scent - super heavy lemon meringue kushy smell with hints of candy sweetness undertones. Busting it up you get a much kushyness out of it with some diesel hints to it. Has a dank lingering nose effect Visual - nice beautiful classic looking cannabis. With bright hues of green contrasting nicely with some darker greens. Some loose leaf but still have trichomes. A good amount of trichomes all over. Pretty sticky as well. Smoke/burn - basically all white ash with some gray but barely any. It's extremely smooth and light. Does have a lung expansion feeling to it. Exhale - a dank kushy lemon meringue with a hint of candy sweetness. Reminds me of lemon up strain I had recently. Effects - a much heavier strain than I thought it would be. Got my eyes feeling lowered down and felt slowed down as well. Felt like everything was in slow motion and could do things at a much faster pace. Felt overall energetic but still had a heavy body buzz to go with it. Took away most body aches and pains. This is perfect for all day heavy users. Or afternoon and nighttime use.

Jul 22, 2025

Blow Pop - WTFCannabis - July 2025

Yupi_icc

For the price, this one’s decent. The trim isn’t perfect but it still look great. You just need to bring out a small scissor to chip a bit from the bud. Has a strong earthy and sweet smell. The high leans more hybrid for me, it starts with a nice buzzy head high that’s uplifting and then mellows into a comfy, warm body vibe after a bit. It does feel like couchlock at first, but it stopped the moment the high die down, which will take a couple of hours or so.

Jul 21, 2025

Aloha Runtz - WTFCannabis - July 2025

Yupi_icc

I got a strong sweet candy smell with a bit of tropical fruit on the end. The high leans heavily towards the sativa side. It starts off with a clear headed, happy buzz that makes me want to chat and laugh. There's also a burst of energy, which really goes well with a strong cup of coffee. If you're low on energy, this is what I would recommend for the morning.

Jul 21, 2025

Banangie - WTFCannabis - Jul'

slobozescy

👀 Decent looking batch overall. It's a mix of medium along with small nugs, mostly tight with a bit of leaf here and there but frosty enough to make up for it. 👃 Sweet fruity that leans more tropical than straight banana. 🔥 Burned well in a joint and also did fine in the vape. Ash was mostly light grey with a touch of pepper. 💨 Taste stays on the sweet side but gets a slight earthy note. 💥 Balanced hybrid with average potency.

Jul 08, 2025

91 Octane - WTFCannabis - Jul'

slobozescy

👀 Deep, dark and very dense. There's only a few small nugs but mostly medium and they are all carry a very deep dark layer throughout. 👃 Strong nose right away with heavy gas. 🔥 Rolled a couple joints and also packed the vape, both burned well. The ash came out light grey to white. 💨 Taste leans gassy and earthy on the inhale with a bit of spice. 💥 High hit fast and hard easily make me feel heavy behind the eyes. Easily zone out.

Jul 08, 2025