Reviews

This one will give ya the wow factor. The looks on her! The colours and big buds! The smoke you feel the terpenes go up your nose, super fresh weed, when I cracked a bud open my jaw dropped, covered in tri homes and had that wet look in the center of the buds. Absolutely stunning buds. The taste is very heavy on the citrus side and has a light touch of floral to it very pungent flavour it does have a tiny bit of a burn taste not enough to ruin it. Burns very evenly the ash doesn’t fall unless I tap my Spliff and doesn’t canoe (as long as you roll properly ;)) The high very relaxing I feel it in my face and body. Not quite a couch lock but we have not relaxer. Nice strain to smoke around 6pm and later if you want to wind back but not fall asleep! Looks: 10/10 - honestly don’t come accross weeds this beautiful! She’s a looker!! Taste: 7.8/10 - citrus strong with a bit of floral and burnt taste. Terpenes run through your nose on this one. High: 10/10 - strong and hits you in the face, body relaxer but no couch lock. Smell: 9/10 - floral citrusy musk that’s what comes to my head. It has a classic Super boof smell heavy on that citrus! Intensity: 9/10

Okay so the sour diesel!! Sour diesel a big one for me cause it’s been long since I had one good one. This smoked so smooth it brought a smile to my face soon as I toked it. Very even taste on it with little bit of diesel, pinch of citrus and bit of funk. It actually smokes like a nice indica doesn’t go out and burns very evenly. You know when you smoke enough of a spliff you kinda get sick of it and you just want to toss it. This one was actually pretty appetizing. I enjoyed smoking it through the whole way. The high was niceee, calm energetic though and uplifted. Easy to enjoy my high, did a wake and bake and wasn’t worried about seizing the day at all actually Was excited. No real cotton mouth on this one. The looks on it, very green buds very nicely sized buds, breaks nice and has a nice stickiness to it. I’m very satisfied with it soon as I broke the buds down with my hands I knew it was gonna smoke nice. Smell: 8.5/10 - smells fresh, has an earthy funk to it Looks: 9/10 - really nice green to it reminds me of a good sour diesel Taste: 10/10 - really liked the smoke on this one, very appetizing. Taste of diesel, little pine and citrus has a very classic weed taste to it. High: 10/10 - fuck yeah very uplifting and happy, very energetic! Intensity: 7/10 - it’s got some strength to it but not anything that with overwhelm you. Greets you nicely.

This one's a cross of Granddaddy Purple and Death Bubba and honestly the genetics really show through. Bag appeal: First thing I noticed opening the bag was the colour on these. Super dark purples, almost looks black in some spots, with those vibrant orange pistils popping everywhere. Frosty as hell too. Structure is tight and the nugs have some decent weight to them. Nose: You get that sweet grapey GDP funk but there's also that dank earthy kush coming through from the Death Bubba. Pungent and skunky when you crack the nugs open. Smoke: Smooth with an earthy sweet taste. Effects: Best of both parents here. Starts with that GDP uplifted and floaty. Then the Death Bubba kicks in and melts you. Full body relaxation, great for end of day. Had me sleeping like a baby. So far this latest haul has been great. Nice work Elephant Garden 👍🏻

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Alright!! I got a good amount of strains and after a long day at the tattoo shop you know I had to try the GMO from Green Camel. CannaPanda came clutch through the bad weather came around 6pm. From the Bag as soon as I opened it it had a light green with greyish undertones. Was really pretty the colours in this one definitely unique! The nose on this good strength it kinda smells like matcha or a really fresh grassy green scent. The buds were on the smaller size not quite popcorn though. I have to say the stems stood out in this batch and buds were frail just falling off the stems. Threw me off a bit so I didn’t know what to expect but helll you know how it is don’t judge till you smoke that shit! Rolled that shit up and lit it up on the walk home. The taste was smooth kinda like pine mixed with a fuel aftertaste? I actually really liked the taste of it 2 minutes of smoking that GMO and it shmackedd me. Heavy body buzz and i felt it in my eyes. Had me feeling like I shoulda waited till I got home to smoke it ahahaha. That couch lock was real I wanted to sit and do nothing staring at mountains of slush and snow I had to walk through. After awhile of smoking it the aroma made me feel a little sick ahahaha. Now I’m a heavy heavy smoker I dab 6+ times a day, after I finished the spliff I actually felt a little paranoid 🤣🤣🤣 idk if it was the heavy aroma or if I was just high as balls. The nausea disappeared like 10 minutes after smoking and I was just chillin. Was high enough to not hit my puffco on the way back and just enjoy the walk. Looks: 8/10 - beautiful colour and trichomes but pretty frail skinny buds Taste: 8.5/10 - very smooth, pine mixed with a bit of fuel. Nose: 7/10 - a very fresh green matcha smell. Kinda smells organic Effects: 10/10 - heavy couch lock, tunnel vision ahaha Intensity: 10/10 - high comes in quick and gets heavy. Nice and strong and lasts.

This one I pulled the trigger on last minute great on the eyes and nice and smooth nice creamy but gassy nose. Smoke was really smooth on it and burned perfectly. Keep in mind the buds are wayyy tinier in person. I’m real happy with this for the price! I think next time I’m go big buds. it way my first time trying popcorn and dang are they small. The high was nice! Wasn’t much of a couch lock at all keep me just relaxed and chill, was ready for a dab after 15 minutes. Looks: 9/10 - if the buds were bigger it’d be a 10 Taste: 7/10 - coulda had more of a sticker fresh taste kinda tasted dry but no burnt taste, had a good creamy floral taste. Nose: 7.5/10 - nice creamy with very light gas tone not a very strong nose on it. High: 9/10 - was real relaxed I enjoyed it not very strong though. Intensity: 5/10 - I feel like anybody can smoke this it’s not very strong but it’s very calming and enjoyable to smoke. Would I buy again? Probably not but that doesn’t mean it’s not good buds. To be fair it was real cheap. I think I’m just more into bigger buds? Little too small for me, I also like my weed real strong enough to get some cotton mouth and enjoy some snacks. Beautiful colours on it though I must say and real smooth so that’s a big plus.

This one I pulled the trigger on last minute great on the eyes and nice and smooth nice creamy but gassy nose. Smoke was really smooth on it and burned perfectly. Keep in mind the buds are wayyy tinier in person. I’m real happy with this for the price! I think next time I’m go big buds. it way my first time trying popcorn and dang are they small. The high was nice! Wasn’t much of a couch lock at all keep me just relaxed and chill, was ready for a dab after 15 minutes. Looks: 9/10 - if the buds were bigger it’d be a 10 Taste: 7/10 - coulda had more of a sticker fresh taste kinda tasted dry but no burnt taste, had a good creamy floral taste. Nose: 7.5/10 - nice creamy with very light gas tone not a very strong nose on it. High: 9/10 - was real relaxed I enjoyed it not very strong though. Intensity: 5/10 - I feel like anybody can smoke this it’s not very strong but it’s very calming and enjoyable to smoke. Would I buy again? Probably not but that doesn’t mean it’s not good buds. To be fair it was real cheap. I think I’m just more into bigger buds? Little too small for me, I also like my weed real strong enough to get some cotton mouth and enjoy some snacks. Beautiful colours on it though I must say and real smooth so that’s a big plus.

Bag appeal: Only rated AAA+ but honestly you wouldn’t know it looking at these buds. Medium sized nugs, dark green with small purples peeking through. Most have tons of orange hairs and a solid trichome coating. Wouldn’t say it’s absolutely caked, but it’s sticky when you break it apart Nose: Classic Death Bubba vibes. Piney with that gassy diesel funk. Pungent when you open the bag. Smoke: Smooth burn, nice white ash. No canoe. Effects: hits heavy and melts you into the couch. Don’t plan on doing anything productive. Perfect nighttime strain. Solid pickup for AAA+. If you’re into heavy indicas this one delivers. Thanks in advance elephant garden for the extra points. Helps out more than you know it.

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Appeal 8/10: Medium sized with a chunky, slightly rounded shape. Light green base with hints of purple tucked underneath. Trim is decent and the texture feels fresh with a bit of resin holding it. Aroma 8/10: Sweet bubblegum notes hit first, followed by a candy like undertone. When smoked it release a soft earthy gas but the sweetness stays dominant and pleasant. Potency/effects 8/10: Hit right in the head with a gentle uplift and clear, happy mood. After an hour or so it settle down quick. Quite pleasant to smoke. Overall 8/10

Got laid off today, but new order came in so it’s not the worst day. Bag appeal: Dense chunky nugs with solid weight to them. Not the biggest nugs I’ve ever had but they’re respectable. Good amount of cake on those trichomes, one of the frostier batches I’ve picked up in a while. Tons of orange pistils all over these, really pops against the darker green/purple underneath. Nose: Soon as I cracked the bag I got hit with that gassy kush funk. There’s an earthy pine thing going on with some diesel undertones. Not overpowering sweet like some strains, more of that classic dank OG style smell. Gets stronger when you break it apart. The smoke: Burns clean with a nice white/light grey ash. Smooth inhale, not harsh at all. That gassy taste comes through on the exhale with a bit of a kushy finish. Joint burned even all the way down, no canoeing. Effects: Starts in the head withe some euphoria then just melts into full body relaxation. Heavy indica vibes. Definitely an evening strain. I was couch locked about 45 mins in. Solid for winding down after learning you’ve lost your job. Overall super impressed. The cure is on point and you can tell the quality is there just looking at it.

Clean, oily, cakey, potent. Smell isn't strong of anything really. But to describe the smell I think it's kind of like a bready and coffee smell. Not really an exciting smell but nothing wrong with it at all. The paper burns really smooth and the smoke is pretty thick without any harsh throat feel. One heck of a 99er. Quality 8 / Value is a solid 9.5

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It's mostly medium size chunks with decent trim. A bit of blueish/black mixed with light green coat and bright orange hair. Smell like ripe banana so it's sweet. Smoke is fairly smooth, bringing that banana taste first before turning more earthy and fuel like on the exhale. The high leans indica, starting mellow in the head then sinking into a heavy body buzz that slows everything down and makes the couch feel extra comfortable. 8/10

Large dense nugs. Was caked to the brim, you can tell my fingers just holding it. Its got hints of citrus so orange and a bit of cherry. Was a good smoke this weeekend.

Appeal 8.5/10: Dark forest green with purple patches underneath and bright orange hairs popping out. Trim is decent and the nugs feel slightly sticky when squeezed. Aroma 8.5/10: Strong kush with earthy gas and a faint sweet floral tone lingering underneath. Potency/effects 8/10: Hit steady with a warm pressure behind the eyes, then sinks into a heavy body calm. Very relaxing and stoney making times just past so rapidly while you enjoy every moment. Overall 8.5/10

Crazy sized nugs! Well over 2-3 grams in size and weight. A nice light green color with orange hairs and purple hues that are covered in trichomes. Perfect trim with a cure that is sticky and fresh! Smokes Perfectly with a clean white ash! Nice sweet berry candy terp profile with a gassy undertone. Did not squish this batch unfortunately.. 8/10

tried a new MOM (elephant garden) and once again regretting it. Would love to find a decent mid price live resin but sadly didn’t find that at elephant garden. I also recieved wedding cake caviar, and “straeberry” amnesia live resin (couldn’t even spell it right), both of which are pretty awful. so far i’ve smoked probably .25 a g of each on my puffco peak at 500* for 30s overall: 2/5 - not complete crap but i certainly won’t be buying again. have found better quality at cheaper price points, this stuff doesn’t feel good on the lungs. flavour 2/5 immediately hit with fake terps and burnt taste, really tough stuff to smoke. smell: 1/5 again, really heavily of fake terps, my weed shouldn’t smell like a peach. high/effect: 1/5 shaky, unfocused high, really mild and sober up really fast this is one of my first reviews, and I’m sad it’s not a positive one, but please go easy on me!

Smells: gassy, sour, earthy Looks forest green, with dark pink tints on the inside of the bud, frosty trichomes all over Dry toke, can taste the sour gassy diesel notes Doughboy pink feels really euphoric and couch locked high, perfect for going to sleep right after. Looks 9/10 smell 9/10 high 9/10

first order with these guys finally and i’m happy i did. new death gas batch (Death Star x Gas Phenotype) heavy heavy pungent lingering gas smell. stunk up my whole house. buds are cured well, on drier side but still retaining decent moisture. easily fall off stems and ready to grind. sticky , looks well trimmed and lightly handled. rolled a 2g with nug and whatever was in bottom , burned pretty clean. terps were pretty muted although initially tasted more earthy diesel taste, smoke was thick and heavy. not a one for terp chasers imo but heavy smoke + really potent high that had me destroying vietnamese food. decent smoke for the cost , service was great with eg, despite seeing issues few months ago i had no problem 🙏. (and pina colada edible are decent for cost , good flavour + minor weed taste, dosage done well) 🫡 Na zdrowie!