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STRAIN: Dark Dreams GROWER: Dune Crew LINEAGE: Cookies x Cherry Pie x Dream Factory TYPE: Indica-dominant hybrid THC: 28% Was feeling a bit underwhelmed lately, probably due to my tolerance, but it compelled me to ask around and see who had the absolute best flower available. A friend had recently had a terrific experience with Skookum, specifically their Mint Chocolate Chip. Skookum has been around in various incarnations for quite a few years now. Their prices are a little bit steep in comparison to other places, but I knew that my quest to find true AAAA+ 9.5+/10 flower was going to have a tax attached to it. Created an account, which saved me some cash off my first purchase, and pulled the trigger on the MCC (on sale), Black Soap (on sale), and this glorious shit right here, Dark Dreams. The other two are definitely great, but this shit right here is fucking tits. Amazing flower. Cracking the can, you're met with a sharp, pungent funk. Fuel and earth aromas, heavy in myrcene, but an undeniable punch of something else definitely assaults your nostrils. It's a difficult smell to describe sufficiently, and it's different from anything I've really ever smelled before. It hit me almost in my sinuses. I could fucking smell this shit in my soul. Buds were dark green and absolutely CAKED. In spots the trich heads had kind of melded together into almost this crust of THC. All their stuff comes in sealed tuna-type cans with a fresh boveda. Some love them, some hate them, I'm kinda indifferent. I don't necessarily see the need for them when the flower is sealed like this, but it is what it is. Chucked them in the bin when I jarred these all up, but for what it's worth, these flower were all pretty much perfect as far as moisture levels go. Sticky to the touch, these had my fingers absolutely glued. There was one big nug, probably around 7-8g, one about 2-3g, and the rest were about 1g on average. I only have video of the larger one or I would have uploaded it. Trust me when I say it was an absolute sight to behold. Burn was smooth, slow and clean. Waited until before bed to give it a try (night time burn pic) and even smoking outside with a decent wind, it oiled up right away. The freshness of the bud ensures that a 1.5g joint requires about half an hour of your time. Ash was light gray with small black specks. Terp translation is fantastic. It's a rare treat to smoke something that tastes "unfamiliar" and this ticks that box. It's nuanced and multi-layered and just hits in the right way. The high was amazing as well. Definitely indica-leaning, with that kind of mental fog that can envelope you if you let it, but I still felt strangely aware and uplifted and was able to have some great conversations. Dream Factory is a sativa-dom, and that punch shifts this from something that would otherwise slump me to something that just made me feel GOOD. I was hesitant to send the order through, as they haven't been mentioned here much in the last few years and it's always a gamble ordering from a new source. I'm glad I did. I don't have deep enough pockets to be smoking this stuff all the time, as my consumption is pretty high and they don't do bulk purchases. HOWEVER, as a treat to throw into the rotation or as something special to bring to an event or get-together, I highly recommend this stuff. Some of the finest flower I've smoked in a long time. 9.7/10

Wondering what the quality of the smalls are like ?

White Walker Bubba - Grown By CleanerMeds Sourced - CannaPanda 🍃🐼 Bag appeal 10/10 Nose 10/10 Burn 10/10 Translation 10/10 High 10/10 HANDS DOWN THIS BEEN MY FAV STRAIN FOR YEARS

Gassy, strong, creamy, vanila-ish, earthy taste. I am really digging this strain. I love the effects that this strain gives me. I usually have a bit (sometimes a lot) of anxiety when I’m stoned but this strain gives me zero anxiety, like none. Feeling super relaxed, chilled out, groovy and even a bit confident? I think the high effects is the most important box for me and this one checks it. Other than that, taste, ash, bag appeal? Taste: gassy with creamy vanilla, maybe adding on some strange terp that I’m not familiar with. Kind of a unique terp. Burns relatively slow. Ash: clean, smooth white-ish/grey ash. Bag appeal: pretty good overall, lot of the nugs stick together so it’s not great for pictures, not really any large nugs but mostly mediums. Not really crystally either. Price/value: I think this one deserves a 9/10 for value. Maybe not for everyone but this is something I’d reorder for sure. Overall quality: I’m gonna put this around 8/10 because the bag appeal isn’t special. The picture I took is likely a cola (biggest nug in the zip) and it seems quite small. It’s sticky but doesn’t have sticky crystals like some quads I’ve had in the past. It smokes really nicely and rolls up great and has a dank gassy taste. The effects are my personal favourite type, I LOVE gassy pinks and bubbas. There are some sugar leaves that are still on the nugs that I had to peel off though. I think the grower did a pretty good job on this batch, I can’t recall if this is craft grower or not. 💨✌️❤️

Spritzer X Grape Gas Pungent fruity candy almost perfume like smell, taste wasn’t as strong but has a similar flavor. Effects are indica leaning but not too heavy. I felt a mind numbing head high with some body relaxation. For a budget strain I was impressed by the terps and potency, also had mostly white ash and the joint got pretty greasy. Effects 8/10 Flavor 8/10 Burn 8.5/10

Ordered a qp over a week ago & it seems like they’re just taken my money. I couldn’t get a response from them if I tried so trying this route

saw nfcanna had a new strain so decided to check it out. the buds huge with a nice coverage of Purples, greens, and huge orange pistils the buds are covered in a nice layer of trichomes as well the smell gives that really hard dank, skunk, gassy smell which hits instantly after opening the bag. the potency is great too with a nice body high that i could feel creep up my legs and back and had me super relaxed after smoking. overall id give this a 9/10

really smokes good, 9/10. good strong smoke and sticky

cheap but the smalls are really small like popcorn. I think maybe it deserves a 7/10. I usually get smalls from togowedd but this one is really smalls. it's not best for joints because it makes small stem holes in the paper. but it is still preeeetty good. I think this is best for bong or pipe. Its cheap so the value is really good

It's been a while since I've ordered from any MoM. So I'm looking for the best available. My go to before was TopShelfBC, but I don't know if it's still reliable since it's been a year I haven't ordered.

Is there any product I must stay away from the cannabisvapes website ? First time buyer. Any comment on the mom ?

Scent - a nice fruity musky kushy smell to it. Reminds me of a gelato mixed with some kushy strain. Has a slight floral zoap undertone. Visual - nice small little nugs with heavy amount of trichomes all over the buds. Mostly green with some purples. Semi sticky. Light faded out orange hairs throughout the buds Smoke/burn - burns mostly white ash with a mixture of light gray ash. It's very light and smooth. Exhale - fruity kushy exhale. Slightly floral but not much. Effects - a nice moderate pick me up where you feel relaxed but also ready to go and get your day done. Semi heavy under the eyes but cool still focus and get not tunnel vision either. Relaxed loose body with a light overall warm buzz. Took away a good amount of aches and pains. This is perfect for a daytime and afternoon smoke.

Smells like garlic, mushroom, onion and cream truly a unique and wonderful strain. High is strong with calming euphoric effects.

Girl Scout Cookies x Pink Panties Creamy and sweet, slightly fruity smell with a similar taste accompanying it. The effects started off mostly as heady and uplifting but a not too overpowering body high was felt with it once more was smoked. I was in need of some budget weed and this one didn’t disappoint, mostly white ash, balanced high perfect for a wake & bake. Effects 8/10 Flavor 7/10 Burn 8/10

Scent - has a deep dank earthy kushy smell to it when busted up you get more of a umami richness to it. Almost fishy but not quite. Smells really good. Visual - medium to large sized dense compact buds with some loose leaf on them. Smoke/burn - burns mostly mostly gray ash with some black ash. It's a little heavy but still overall smooth. Exhale - an earthy kushy with a little extra like the smell. Effects - a nice heavier head high where you feel blasted and floating off into space while still being able to think. A lot of pressure in the back of the head. Also slight on the forehead pressure. Did get the munchies and dry mouth pretty badly. A nice heavier slowed down body buzz. There was no sedation to it. Just a nice heavier high. Took away most body aches and pains. This is perfect for an all day heavy smoker or afternoon and nighttime use for normal users.

Hella gassy and sticky. Hits really hard but really good relaxing effects Ashes are a bit choppy salt n pepper but has a thick smoke and a slow oil burn. Truly a hard hitting gas for the fanatics with kushy earthy taste. 8.5/10 quality 7.5/10 value

Ice cream cake 🎂 Scent: Opens with heavy vanilla frosting and buttery cake batter. Underneath is a soft gelato funk with piney freshness. Breaking it open amplifies the sweetness and adds a faint gassy note. Visual: Dense, chunky nugs with deep purple hues dominating the surface. Bright green accents peek through a thick blanket of frosty trichomes. Fiery orange hairs contrast against the dark backdrop. Extremely sticky and well-cured. Taste: Creamy vanilla on the inhale faint but noticeable, finishing with nutty cake and subtle pine gas on the exhale. Smooth and dessert-forward with full terp presence to the last pull. Burn: Clean white ash, slow even burn. Thick, silky smoke. Oil ring appears early and holds steady throughout the joint. Zero harshness. Effects: Instant mental calm and muscle relaxation. Heavy eyelids within minutes. Uplifts mood while keeping the body locked into comfort—perfect for evening use or pre-bed sessions. Overall: Classic PBB dessert indica—rich, smooth, and potent. Frosty, flavorful, and functional. Easy re-up for anyone chasing top-tier cream or cake terps, will rate it 4/5 as it was not the strongest on high but still great for daytime / evening use! I got my pbb from Forbidden gardenz insta for those asking but i think depending on where you are you got quadskrr etc or canna panda. Cheers.

Scent - a sweet Gelato like fruitiness to it with a floral soapy smell to it. Smells fantastic. Busting it up you get more of the same just turned up. Visual - nice small little nugs completely caked in trichomes with purples and greens mixed together. Some dense some loose. Some has loose leaves left on still. They are sugar leaves mostly so doesn't take away much. Beautiful little nuggets. Smoke/burn - burns mostly gray with a mixture of white and black ash. It's light and smooth. Exhale - semi fruity floral dank sweetness not as much as it smells though. Effect - nice relaxing moderate head high with a slightly heavier body high giving you a nice balance of feeling stoned without feeling too blitz in the mind. Can function fully still. Slowed down a bit. Back of the head pressure and slight under the eyes. Did get the munchies pretty badly as well with this one. Took away some body aches and pains but not much. This is perfect for a heavier day smoke for daily users.

Scent - has a sweet bakery cookie sweetness floral has a deeper smell to it if you inhale through your nose. It has a sour funk to it as well. Busting it up you get a lot more of the sour funk with a cookie sweet bakeness Visual - Very round buds. Medium to large sized buds. Heavy amount of trichomes on all the buds. Light amber orange hairs throughout the buds. Very dense. Semi sticky. Smoke/burn - burns mostly a mixture of light gray ash with white ash with a few specs of black ash but barely any. It's very smooth and light. Exhale - a sour cookie slightly floral undertones exhale. More leaning on the sour side. Effects - a nice moderate cerebral calming head high with a relaxed body buzz that just let you float through your day. Can function fully while feeling Buzzed. Can get lost in the sauce and day dream and daze off if you want to easily. Not great for focusing. Kept getting side tracked. This nice spacey floaty high. Tookl away some aches and pains from the body. This is perfect for a more relaxing daytime smoke.

Has anyone tried the bud salad from stashbox? Price looks good but I'm wondering on the quality of the bud, if it's still fresh, has terps or is it old bud?

Gassy, sticky, potent, beautiful relaxing effects. Smoking quality on this is what I look for. It's got a gas taste and a slow burn.

Scent: Crack the jar and it’s banana pudding meets funky gas. Once busted, the Permanent Marker side kicks in chemmy sharpness layered under creamy sweetness. Loud, dessert-meets-diesel. Visual: Sticky and dense, medium-sized nugs with tight structure. Bright green with deep purple shadows and orange hairs wrapped around like veins. Heavy trichome coverage—frosted and greasy. Taste: Banana upfront—soft, creamy, and lush. Exhale brings out that spicy, funky marker backend. Balanced between sweet and skunky. Lingers on the palate like banana kush with a twist of OG funk. Burn: White ash. Smooth from start to finish. Resin buildup starts early—greased papers by halfway. No harshness at all. Effects: Fast onset behind the eyes, mellow euphoria follows. Mental calm with a body buzz that spreads and settles. Slightly sedative but not knockout. Ideal for night wind-down or zoning into music/art. Overall: One of the most flavorful PBB dessert drops to date. Sweet, funky, sticky, and smooth. Marker funk gives it some backbone. Would grab again for the banana lovers 🔁 My favourite drop from them this summer so far. 10/10 banger