Reviews

Would you guys still smoke this? Edit: I just went to Vangyptian and asked what he thought, he gave me some advice like burning it for smell and stuff. I concluded it is NOT mold, the white stuff was crystallized and tasted like nothing. Off topic though Vangyptian is such a chill and nice guy. Just helped me out immediately and was super kind. I’ll try it out tonight and report back.

Second time trying this strain and every time I open the bag the smell slaps you in the face. The buds are very sexy nicely trimmed with lots of light copper pistils. The smell is amazing citrusy orange lemon. Like very strong and potent. Some piney notes as well. The taste is as good as the smell. Leaving you wanting more and more. The taste gets better as you smoke more and more and the joint get all oiled up. Burn was clean salt and pepper ash in a unbleached RAW

A nice budder with a decent looking color. The texture was fair, a little solid and not gummy at all. Breaks apart pretty nice. The smell had a nice floral smell that was quite pleasant. This was quite easy break down for a joint. Had a nice taste with maybe a hint of Citrus. It burnt quite clean and was very smooth to smoke. The high was quite heady and a bit energetic and functional. It hits very hard and hangs on for a long time

2nd time buying from this place since my stock run out. It has been good overall. Bag appeal: Mostly small to medium nug. It's not loose and they did a good trim job on this one. Not as beautiful as the black cherry dream I had last time but still pleasant to look at Taste: Linalool terp give this one a sweet dankyness profile. It has bit of complex fruit taste that's not exactly citrus. Definitely smell better. Burn: I use this as a bong exclusively and rolled a couple of them as gift. Smooth experiences overall when used in a bong and probably the same for joints as well. High: It feels like a middle of the road strain at first but I did get couch locked afterward. My buddy had the worst time and panic a bit from when I'm told but his tolerance probably lower than mine.

A flavorful diesel strain with classic kush taste. It does take a while for my mail to get to me but I bought with a boveda so my stuff still arrived fresh. Very strong diesel kush taste and the high is just the same. It didn't last too long but I could still smoke again to enjoy the knockout punch. Somehow It didn't increase my tolerance that much but I'm not sure. Would pick this strain again. 8/10

I would rate this as solid AAA as the bud texture is really good. It's very sticky and dense while still reek of smell which is a good indication for a good smoke. It has a bit of purple hues but I'm not sure how it should look since it's my first time trying this strain. The smell has a very subtle lemon smell that linger a bit on your nose. Taste like piney or spicy floral. Very good high and it hit me immediately. 7.5/10

It's kushy but has a bit of weird hay smell in it that I don't like. Nugs are small but the batch is better looking than what I have tried here before. The high is enough to knock me out so that's a plus. I had a crash and a 12 hours sleep after smoking and it's really pleasant. Smell: 5.0/10 Effects: 8.0/10 Looks: 7.5/10

Good sales price for smalls and a bit of mid sizes nugs. Bought to make edibles and probably smoke a bit. It looks alright for the price but you can hear the crack when you press on the surface. It's alright if you want something light. It just give me a bit of focus and not really an all out high but it kept me from getting any after effects the day after smoking. Smell: 6.5/10 Effects: 7.5/10 Looks: 6.5/10

A decent PBB drop, one that I'm quite happy with: Medellin. I believe it's pronounced MED DII YIN or something, must be related to Pablo Escobar or something cool down in Colombia. Overall, it smoked well, white plus some black pepper ash, still smooth, and a incredible load of flavour. It's got some nice gas hints of lemon, and quite a pungent punch. Potency is quite above average as well. Happy with this one got it before some of the reserve drops, which for some I guess is a good thing! Q 9.5 V 8

Cracked a second ounce I enjoyed this alot. Best exotic strain for me of 2023 so far. It really comes down to terps here for me. First, This strain looks pretty good, very fuzzy and mid size spade shaped nugs. Looks like the big 2 headwater strains from last year. The smells this strain produces out of the bag is soo up my alley. You get ice cream strain smell which is my all time fav exotic. Pure creamy vanilla with a dank hit then that teeny bit of a runtz like funk that blends in with the creaminess it becomes a strong vanilla kush all round. The smell is as strong as they come. Smoking the joint taste is much milder but lingers in the aftertaste for a while. Burns great. Whiter ash and dense. I’ve enjoyed the high on this. It hits the face a few times and has you scrambled brained looking to lean on something to feel safe. But ultimately relaxed. Medium high overall. I don’t think it lasts that long for me. I do feel a strong burnout after, has me snoozing wit the best of the gas I post. This is too long so rating: 8.5/10 (.5 I never due but cuz I love vanilla??

Absolutely just iced out trichomes and with hints of purple throughout. Unique foxtailing and quite dense. Has a perfect trim and the cure was expectional. Has an aroma of dank sweet creamyness with notes of berry. Burned very clean an was slow, even and continuous the whole through the joint. There was a grease ringer right away and the ash was almost all white. Tasted musky at first then had a sweet creamy berry tart taste. I found this to be a high potency balanced hybrid. Very uplifting high that had me feeling a bit engergized and creative. Then relaxing body high crept up on me. Had me blissful and thinking positive. Quality - 8.5 Value - 8.5

Had to try a $49 Oz from Chronic Farms. Light floral terps, the buds are a little sticky, a tad dry, smokes good with white ash. Really good high!

Bag Appeal: 8/10 The White Guava strain has a striking appearance, with its bright green buds coated in a layer of crystal trichomes. The buds are dense and tightly packed, with orange pistils weaving throughout the plant. Overall, it is a visually appealing strain. Smell: 8.2/10 The smell of White Guava is unique, with a combination of fruity and earthy notes that make it stand out from other strains. It has a sweet aroma that reminds me of tropical fruits, with a hint of spice and musk. The smell is subtle and not overpowering. Taste: 8/10 The taste of White Guava is equally interesting, with a smooth and pleasant smoke that leaves a fruity aftertaste on the tongue. The flavour is a mix of sweetness and earthiness, making it enjoyable to smoke. Smoke/Burn Quality: 8.1/10 The smoke and burn quality of White Guava is good. It burns evenly and smoothly without any harshness or irritation. The smoke is not too thick or too thin, making it easy to inhale. Potency: 8/10 In terms of potency, White Guava is a moderately strong strain that can provide a relaxing and uplifting high. It has a THC content that ranges from 18% to 24%, making it suitable for both novice and experienced users. It provides a nice balance between relaxation and energy, without causing any couch-lock. Overall Rating and Value (1-10): 8/10 Overall, I would recommend White Guava to anyone who is looking for a unique and enjoyable strain. It has an interesting appearance, a pleasant aroma and taste, and a good smoke and burn quality. It offers a moderate level of potency that is suitable for most users, and it provides a balanced high that is not too overpowering. While it may not be the most potent strain on the market, it is definitely worth trying for its unique flavour and aroma.

Thanks Brother! This one was an absolute beauty and suuuuper dank. Happy smoking ✌️?

Great score from Gorilla Jane, I’m a terp chaser , and this flower makes me very happy! Overwhelming Sweet Gas! The buds are fresh, spongy and sticky. Creamy smooth smoke, white with specks of grey ash. Very strong buzz that fades away rather quickly with no burnout. I’d get more if I had more cash!

Georgia Pie by Nala Pharms / Stashbox What a treat... a real terpy and delicious treat. Georgia Pie really is one tasty of a strain, sweet goodness with hinty gas to it. Buds were nicely caked out all over and man the smoke was really unreal IMO. It had a nice greasy ring with mostly white ash that stayed well lit. High was fantastic, came up fairly fast and had lingering effects that made me feel so blissful. Don't see Nala Pharms around too much, but this is underrated and would say its a great one! Quality 9/10 Value 8.5/10

Lineage: The Soap x Red Velvet Runtz After much enjoying previous Cactus strains I was eager to see what Fight Club was about. Another one that looks like nothing special having a simple colour palette with not much contrast going on. Buds had a semi rigid feel, bit crispy and snappy on the outsides, while moisture content was perfect and generously sticky to the touch. Terps are really identical to Cactus Licker and leans heavily on Runtz side. Perfumey, candy, funky, very sweet and creamy, along sour skunk undertones beneath. Flavour wise Cactus Licker was more rich, and better dialed in. The sweet notes in Fight Club smelled loud but was almost non existent in flavour, though the rest of the profile was not too shaby. A spicy, creamy, doughy, and skunky inhale that ended with earthy and sour citrus notes, all on a milder scale. The burn quality was exceptional, it combusted really slowly, and had a minor oil ring that lasted. Clean tasting without any noticeable harshness. Ash was firm and light grey. Potency was a little underwhelming on this batch, I would say just below average and not long lasting. Hits off a bong netted instant effects but not too long after I was ready for another. I would describe the overall buzz as short, and mild indica leaning. I enjoyed it for what it was, just not nearly as much as Cactus Licker and Spiked Truffles. However, the cure, nose, and smoke quality were flawless, which made for an overall pleasant experience. Rating: 7.8/10

This budder has a nice appearance. Good size pieces, that are quite firm, decent looking color, and a good floral smell. It is very smooth and easy to smoke. Very easy to work with and Quite good for breaking down for a joint. The taste has great floral flavors, with maybe some sweet notes. The high was nice also. It was very relaxing with a good body high that comes in quick and hangs on for awhile. Would be a good afternoon smoke.

Really cakey buds. Wish I had bigger nugs since it's really beautiful with a heavy layer of orange and purple deep inside. When I dig into this one it feels really good since the trichomes just fall all over and stick to my finger. The banana smell can be very subtle and almost berry like. It's mixed with a stronger pineapple aroma that's more noticeable on your nose. High is solid and effects is very balanced as the strain if hybrid.

Normally I would probably not bother reviewing this one but quite a few people asked me how does it compare to the death bubba so here we go. Not the best looking buds but I think that’s rarely the case with this type a strain so no complaints here. Texture and stickiness are perfect and so is the crazy strong smell. Flavour and potency are up there and this lady burns slow, greasy and clean. Overall I think this is a more enjoyable smoke than the death bubba. I’m sure a lot of people will disagree but the fact that this didn’t completely obliterate me made the general experience more pleasant. Flavour is also more to my personal taste. With that said, if you’re looking to get completely ripped and sleep like a baby than death bubba is the way. I personally love them both and will definitely grab more next time. No incentives at all.

Pretty good offerings for the price. This strain was caked as most candy lands are but this came more dense and round than I expected and they do not look the same. I had a bit of suspicious at first but the flower is still strong and smooth smoking. It was sweet and nicely balanced. It's ok though. Smoked better than I expected since I was expecting AA+ that i would have to trim at the very least for the price. Took the risk and it was worth the fruit.

For under $30 for a half oz I just grab it the moment I saw it. MOM probably clearing this strain out hence the price. It came a little less manicured than regular buds but once I trim off the leaves what's left are some really pretty nugs that are covered in THC crystals. The crystals have already been shaken off a bit when I trim the leaves. It's not as strong as the others one but I can't complain for the price. Got what I paid for.

Sleepy, hungry, and happy sum up my high. I also got locked to my couch on my first time but quickly built up tolerance afterward. Nugs are loose, mostly medium sizes and some of them will be very vibrant colored with orange and purple. Taste like normal weed that's all as it's just pungent.

A great cross between Gorilla Glue#4 X LA Kush strain. A great daily hybrid toke. These buds are really good looking with the thick resinous coating. The buds have a deep aromas of wood and piney diesel. It’s spicy when smoked with a big dank,pungent flavor. Really love the smoke and it stay for a while on the tongue. The high start with an uplifting effect in all the body and make everything look more brighter and colorful, after a couple of minute the effects calm down and was super relaxing. Insane feeling that stay for hour. Great white ash with beautiful ring of oil around the paper. It was easy and smooth when toked?Big up Smell: 9/10 Potency: 10/10 Taste: 9/10