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More Pictures : https://imgur.com/a/EBwZi4Q Gelato has been a true favourite of mine over the years. This one from Pink Joint arrived in a lovely assortment of large nugs, some weighing around 4-5 grams, barely fitting in the included container which isn't small by any means and comfortably holds a half ounce (That's all 14 grams above). Very plump and chunky. Although leafy, there is still a good amount of visual appeal. Mainly light green in colour with shades of purple that can be seen on certain buds more than others. The orange pistils really stand out in contrast against the hefty amount of frosty white trichomes. Semi-dense texture, containing an average level of moisture that didn't come off as dry nor overly sticky. The aromas of this Gelato were a little muted at first after spending some time outside in the cold. A couple days in the jar has done it well although it isn't exactly the Gelato I'm used too. It has a general sweet smell that does have hints of a more familiar Gelato but it's dominated by overtones of dank earth and roasted nuts. The flavour is extremely similar as it produces a very earthy, herbal tasting smoke with a touch of sweetness on exhale. It burned nice and smooth, offering a light ash and decent sized resin ring. I just wish it had been a little terpier. I felt the high to be the highlight of this Gelato as it's rather potent with it's plethora of euphoric driven effects. Everything seems to loosen up shortly after smoking, mentally and physically, as it's relaxing and uplifting in nature and can turn a lousy mood upside down. Great late afternoon or after dinner smoke as it's balanced enough to enjoy all evening without falling asleep, perhaps just a slight burn out on the comedown.

- This product was gifted for the purpose of reviewing. The review reflects my nonprofessional opinion of the flower. I'll be rating value based on the price posted on the website prior to sales - Quality: 7.5/10 Value: 8/10 Appeal: Dense nug with darker yellowish-green tones and some purple coming through on the larger leaves. The trichomes have developed amber heads, which are usually associated to more of a couch-lock high. Smell: This one smells like lemon drops! Very strong lemon terps coming through with a hint of diesel that lingers at the end. Grinding up the bud brings out some sweetness which I like. Smoke: I smoke out of a bong so I can't really say too much about the quality of the burn, but my bowls salt and pepperish. The bud is a bit too dry which makes for a slightly harsher hit. High: Very nicely balanced hybrid. The high is uplifting and relaxing, it's a nice smoke to play video games with some friends. It unfortunately leaves me quite drained and somewhat couch-locked after a few hours, I'd recommend this as an evening smoke. Notes: All in all I've had a positive experience with The Smoking Monkeys. I recommend them if you're looking for reasonably priced flower and good customer service, which seems to be lacking with some moms these days. They're currently having a 20% store-wide sale with code TSMDEALS20 if you guys are interested!

- This product was gifted for the purpose of reviewing. The review reflects my nonprofessional opinion of the flower. I'll be rating value based on the price posted on the website prior to sales - Quality: 6.5/10 Value: 6/10 Appeal: Visually very appealing nug, the leaves are a healthy mix of greens and purples with nice orange pistils sticking out here and there. The leaves are covered in crystal trichomes, the bud may have been overtrimmed leaving very few heads on the outside. Smell: I get mostly earthy/musky tones from this one, maybe a little bit of spice at the end. Smoke: I smoke out of a bong so I can't really say too much about the quality of the burn, but my bowls burn salt and pepperish. The bud is a bit too dry which makes for a slightly harsher hit. High: Unfortunately a hit and miss for me on that one. I don't really feel the effects hit me, maybe it's a bit too much of a light smoke. I tried it a few different times at different times of day to see if it was me but I had the same results every time. I haven't tried other versions of this strain so I unfortunately can't say much more about how the high should be. Notes: All in all I've had a positive experience with The Smoking Monkeys. I recommend them if you're looking for reasonably priced flower and good customer service, which seems to be lacking with some moms these days. They're currently having a 20% store-wide sale with code TSMDEALS20 if you guys are interested!

This one is labeled AA and I believe it lol . Too dark for my liking to even try.

Death Chocolate Mousse - High Grade Aid Visual: As you can see from the photos there's no shortage of trichs, especially when you crack open a nug. Most of the buds were med/large, and there were larger buds overall in DCM vs DMC. Nose: Gassy sweet chocolate nose, very gassy and pungent smelling bud. Cut/Roll/Grind: This bud was an absolute pleasure to roll. It grinded up very fine and sticky, so much so that it basically rolled itself. Taste: The taste is amazing gassy sweetness, just like the smell Burn: The burn was very good. Salt and peppery ash, smooth smoke but could be smoother Potency/Effects: This is where this bud really shines. The buzz is POWERFUL and has heavy sedative effects but won't keep you couch locked. I would recommend this for a end of day/night smoke for sure though. Overall score – 9.5/10 Final Thoughts - the hype is real folks! this is one of my favourite strains of the year and my best favourite from HGA. ​ *incentive review but 100% honest

This batch was advertised as one of the best of the year so you know I had to order it and try it out. It seemed a little fresher than batches in the past, but not too fresh or anything. Same great DMC Taste and smell, this is probably the nicest looking batch of DMC that's for sure. I've only tried a couple joints but I think it's going to hit better in a couple days from now. That being said I'd still rate it as one of the better batches, maybe not the best batch but maybe after it sits in a jar for a week that will change. Anyone new to DMC or HGA, It's a skunky, spicy, ultra dank strain that will have you feeling sedated and guaranteed to get you medicated... might not be the energetic buzz you wanted, but you'll be medicated! Even as a heavy concentrate smoker this stuff always seems to do the trick. Nice slow burn, clean ash. There is a reason ppl keep coming back to HGA for this and their Death Chocolate Mousse. Q: 9.5/10 - We will see if it hits a little harder after sitting in the jar for a week V: 9.6/10 - I think this stuff was 35% off so you could get an ounce for $186 or $182 or something and then if your smart about using HGA, you'll use your review coupon and get an additional $25 off and free shipping. True AAAA for $150.... can't go wrong and tough to beat on the market right now. Make sure to get a referral from a friend or someone else if your new to the site! Cheers.

Green Crack God Shatter by Distillate Direct has a bright earthy and woody nose with a mellow citrus undertone. The smoke is very smooth, and leaves a tang at the top of the palate and the back of the tongue, reminiscent of mango. On the exhale, smoke tastes vaguely hashy and spicy. The Shatter is hard and snaps at room temp and even after being handled for some time. There is no hint of solvent and the Shatter is clear as can be.

First thoughts on this when opening is that it looked real nice but smelled really muted. It was a sample in with some other stuff so to be expected with only a gram and a half of it there kinda. Was happy when I cracked the nug open and was met with what I almost think is a LIGHT kush smell.. it's like a fancy man's kush that doesn't wanna stank too much. Some slight undertones of garlic but like I said a light smell. When I lit it up the taste was very similar to the smell.. very faint light taste, but I think that's from the garlic and the kush melding together into a new scent/taste because it gave me a good terp sneeze shortly after lighting it up. Honestly I didn't expect this to hit as hard as it did... great potency on it.. smoke was smooth on inhale with some grab at the lungs on the exhale. Salt and peppered ash, but mainly white. By the end of the joint I had a slight sweat worked up on my brow. Potency levels were a little bit under HGA's DMC for any HGA smokers out there. Q: 8.9/10 : Great weed overall, was really surprised by it.. fairly generic looking and the taste wasn't to bold either, but it definitely hits right. V: 8.1/10 - $240 an ounce isn't the best price out there on AAAA pot, but it does seem to be around the standard. Some people are charging 300+ For weed that doesn't hit as hard.. when the fuck did pot become $300+ an ounce? god I love legalization.

Godbud 2.0 x Headbanger OG x Deity all cultivated and processed in house I do believe. I had to hold off on smoking this for a bit because I Had no proper rig.. tried it on the nectar collector but felt like I needed proper smoking device. All I can say is it's Potent and super smooth. The taste is kinda almost like a mint leaf... less on the the mint and more so think of the actual mint leaf.... At least for me and my g/f. The biggest stand out thing on this stuff is how smooth and potent it is... One little hit gets you wrecked but it's so god damn smooth your not even sure if your getting high at first. With rosin you'll normally get a hint of the plant material I find and my g/f is really picky with that taste so she normally skips out on rosins, but this one she was able to enjoy more so then any other concentrate because it didn't make her hack a lung afterwards. Q: 8.7/10 : Not that experience with live rosin but this is extremely smooth and potent. No idea what a 10/10 live rosin would be so gotta leave some space. V: 8/10 - It's priced at $100 a g on his website right now... I think most places charge $100 at the minimum for a gram of live rosin so this is probably standard if not slightly better than standard pricing. It's tough to say it's a great value when it's so expensive, but when you think of the time, energy, and amount of product that went into making this gram.. it's probably worth it.

7 G Mendocino Purps, nice smell, salted caramelish, sweet, earth, burns great and the high is even better. Lots of munchies with this one, thanks bcmedichronic

Death Star by Cincopax from KS. I received this free as 2nd prize from the Black Friday raffle. It is priced at 290/OZ on website, and rated as a AAAA Indica Dominant strain. Upon opening the bag the entire room fills up with gas, like a diesel, death bubba type earthy, pungent, smell almost like musty earth very intriguing. Super sticky nugs, caked in trichomes, gets the grinder a little stuck if you try to grind too much at one time, which is never a bad thing. This is definitely a night time strain, I smoked a nice one after receiving it late afternoon, and was passed out maybe an hour later definitely some potent stuff. I was extremely happy with this (obviously, it was free) I can’t say that I would justify paying $290/OZ for this although I rarely pay full price for anything with multiple sales almost every month and points accumulated makes it much more affordable. Smell : 9.5/10 Look : 9.5/10 Smoke : 9/10 Price : 8/10 Service : 10/10 Incentive : points towards next order

Have you tried their 600$ pounds?

Skunky kushy. Good stickyness. Stinky. Choppy kushy musky skunk flavor. High is suprisingly heavy to the head and effective to the body as well. But not a a k.o puncher here qs far as couch lock or sleep inducing (depending on tolerance levels) but mixed with a nice dab then seshing on this stuff it keeps u feelin a heavy effect. Its very very well done and q great triple.

Nice Medium sized Nugs. Already have some of this dmc and it was so good I ordered more in. A great cookie ? strain with a great amount of gas. Meaty fresh buds.....nice flavor. Gets you high coz its potent. Speedy shipment pay the extra for Purolator during this pandemic so you get your stuff on time. Overall service and Product 10/10. I highly recommend HGA flowers and products. They never disappoint. I been with them for nearly 2 years and so far so good.

Quality 9/10 Value 8/10 This is a very powerful strain with a powerful high thaat hits you right away from the first hit. It's genetics are og kush crossed with g-13 and it is no wonder this strain won first place in the 2003 high times cannabis cup indica category. It kept me increadably high for an extremely long period of time, and it was nice how it didnt put me to sleep even though it is an indica. Actually this strain gave me a little bit of energy which is almost never the case for indicas. The buds arent that big but they are extremly dense and completely covered in resin. They are a little sticky but not to sticky that they are hard to work with. I was extremly pleased with this bud

Looks: Nice chunky, foxtailed nugs, very pretty. medium to large sized, fairly dense. Lots of trichs and a mix of orange and auburn hairs. good trim job to boot. Smell: A nice floral, sweet gas. Not too much smell until busted. A sweet aroma comes through once busted, backed by a candied cookie gas funk. Its great smelling, not too loud though. This stuff really reminds me of the dosipie tin i had a few months back. Taste: Taste is awesome, definitely matches the nose, and again reminds me of the dosipie, just a bit less woodsy/earthy. The taste is a sweet, candied cookie gas, with berry in there. Very divine, and unique. i think it could be terpier if it wasnt as dry, I definitely want to try another batch of this stuff, went through the tin so fast :P Quality: what we've come to expect from skookum. Nice clean high, uplifting but at same time calming. Feeling very zen after my sesh just now of it :) Smooth vapor, however not too thick clouds on this one. This strain works well for migraines I find. ​ Q-7.5 V-8

Excellent value. Great taste and smoke and potency is good. 9/10

Not bad. Buds are alright looking but smell nice and good potency. Super good value. 8/10

Picked up a Wizard Weed Yeti Rock 1G shatter on their sale APPERANCE: The shatter has a nice texture, mostly hard gold shiny and VERY nice to look at. TASTE: Tastes and noses are very kushy and sweet but mostly just smooth. Not really strong tastes mostly kushy but i gotta hit it more to try it again. POTENCY: I smoked 2 nice double rices and found myself overall satisfied. The shatter definitely felt hybrid right in the general and could be in the 90s. OVERALL: I really can't be disappointed based on the price as it was on sale but find it hard to pay full price. However, if you want some smooth smoke easy to work with shatter then ? Incentive to review: $25 off coupons for the next order, DM for a promo code

Fantastic smell and Buds look great. Smoke is easy and nice. Great value. 10/10

Blue Dream continues to be one of my favorite day time sativa strains. This one was great in terms of potency - no burn out or anything! The consistency on this batch was great for my dabber tool which made picking it up really easy and I loved working with it. I got a really great batch of blue dream the other month from my buddy that had a really great blueberry flavor & unfortunately this batch just didn't have the same taste Potency: 8.5/10 Aroma: 8/10 Taste: 8/10 Look/Structure: 9/10

Florida gold was a really subtle shatter for me. It has undertones of pine and lemon on exhale. Wasn't something that stood out for me personally when compared with other AAAA shatters for the same price (The AAAA Orange diesel they have is fucking off the charts & the same price) Potency: 9/10 Aroma: 8/10 Taste: 8/10 Look: 9/10

Darker on the outside but when broken open was a beautiful golden brown. Definitely some of the highest quality hashish I have smoked. Hash isn't my favorite, but this batch had a really mellow almost grassy/earthy taste and left me with a super lethargic stone which wasn't the greatest at 2pm haha. Potency 8/10 Aroma 7/10 Taste 9/10 Look 7/10