Reviews

Keep in mind I paid 72.99 for this ounce. This is exactly what you would expect from a product priced this low. It’s dry, harsh, and both the smoke and high lack any sort of body or flavour. It reminds me of terp-free distillate. However the THC content seemed so low I was surprised I couldn’t make a shirt out of this. Either way I’m using it for edibles not for smoke.

Got this for $140 after using points and definitely worth the price tag. This is a very fair price to quality ratio considering it has dmc genetics. Its very tasty, pungent, and burns clean light grey ash. Hard to beat this value and im very satisfied ? Thank you Quality: 8.5 Value 9.5/10

Astro Pink Kush by Pluto Craft Cannabis Indica In the natural light of my house, I didn’t think much of the appearance of the bud. When I placed the weed under a light, it looked a lot better. I could see it was fairly terpy. The weed smoked pretty well. It was smoking white ash for sure but it was kind of dark around the resin ring. (shown in pic) The weed has a nice taste to it. It was like candy and gas flavours. Honestly, this weed got me really high. I had to put this review aside for a couple of hours after smoking. Strong indica high. Procrastination to the maximum. There is definitely a time and place for this kind of high. I rate this high a solid 8.6/10 Appearance of the nugs 7.7/10 Value $240/Ounce 7.5/10 Product was given for review

Purple Banana Breath Company: Herb Approach Website: herbapproach.org Really nice looking herb at first sight! Tight,spongy,moist well manicured colorful buds im seeing predominantly lime green with dark purple tips but im also seeing dark greens light purples and golden copper when broken open. Covered in thick patches of light and vibrant orange hairs and completely caked in crystals and furry gleaming trichomes.Smell is very subtle but once agitated/busted im getting sweet and creamy candy notes with some earthyness. Taste is nice! Earth sweet creamy vanilla with a little bit of sour. Burn is a little harsh(because herb is very potent) but slow and resinous with a salt and pepper ash! This is some potent herb! High is cerebral and strong. Full body relaxation with a very heavy head and eyes, im also feeling happy/euphoric, chilled out, slightly dazed and find myself drifting as im writing (goonies movie on in the background and I'm loving it?!!) Great herb overall! I'm very buzzed and taste was decent!! I'd recommend this for night-time smoking or using as a sleep aid!

Generously coated in thick layer of amber trichomes, these buds are purpled out and have fire orange hairs. Having a olive shape and a stone hard density. Cured and trimmed expectionally. Busts up very easily, but is not dry. Has a loud dank sweet piney herbal aroma. Upon smoking I was greeted with a sweet, creamy fruity taste, with a hint of wood. The smoke was so smooth and subtle. When smoked in a joint the burn was on point being slow even and continuous, overall a perfect burn. There was a thick grease ringer earlier on. The ash was fairly white on a joint. I found this to be a medium to high potency indica dominate hybrid. The first bit after smoking I was cerebral and focused. Had a nice europhia and was chilled out. After awhile my head was hazy and I was overly quite lazy. I was pretty couch locked and my body felt soothed. Provided for an honest review. Quality - 9 Value - 8.7

Yes it’s small buds and is a bit leafy but I haven’t found anything comparable at 149$ a zip. The product is consistently great each time and it’s nice to know exactly what I can expect when my order comes in. Perfect option for when money is tight but still want great flavours and high. HGA has some good smalls offerings that is updated regularly… don’t sleep if you see something you want cause most of the time i blink and it’s gone. I will get 25$ off and free shipping for sharing my thoughts on my order - DM for referral and save when you register for a new account

Funky Charms (@enigma.extracts) Genetics : Rainbow Chip x Grease Monkey Bred by : @exoticgenetix_mike Sourced by : @ezweed.official A magically delicious cross between Rainbow Chip & Grease Monkey, this Funky Charms by Exotic Genetix arrived on the dense, sticky side while retaining a squishy, spongy texture. Great cure. Mainly light green in colour with hints of dark green through it's foliage, followed by a layer of colorful orange hairs and long stalks topped with milky trichome heads. The aromas on this Funky Charms are the type that are a little dormant until broken up, smelling slightly creamy and dank before unleashing notes of funky fuel and mint from it's Mint Chocolate Chip ancestry. Also a subtle dash of citrus in the mix. It's flavours are similar but without the creaminess, providing more of a gassy, spicy smoke with a lingering herbal funkiness and a touch of citrus. I wouldn't say it's harsh but the smoke can be a little acrid and expansive. Joints burn with an average sized oil ring whilst leaving behind a salt n pepper ash. My favourite part about this strain had to be it's potent hybrid high. Very much in the head at first with powerful, spaced out cerebral effects, bringing on that very peculiar headband feeling with a tightness around the skull. It eventually transcends to the body in the form of a lazy, couch locking body buzz. I didn't want to pass out but doing anything strenuous seemed way out of the realm of possibility. Also found it to be quite the 'giggly, silly' type buzz, something I don't seem to come across often and it definitely made for a fun and enjoyable experience.

Strain - Obama Runtz (Afghani x OG Kush x Runtz) Vistual/Texture - light minty green occupying the majority of the coloring, with undertones carrying mossy tones, and fairly dressed up by vibrant purple hues surfacing on the pepper shaped bud. Crisp shelled exterior, giving up some sponginess when squeezed, fluffy yet airy formations, really hiding it's true resin infestation within the buds, cracking each nug open, and exposing a layer of sticky resin once handled. Short thin rusted copper pistils populating a portion of the mass, and covered by in a healthy layer of milky white trichomes Scent - taking a whiff of the mouth watering terpenes pouring off of this strain. Sporting a heavy scent of sweet fruit with a floral fragrance up front, while featuring minor scents of wooden earthiness Smoke - taking in every hoot, bringing out flavors that are deeply hidden within this exotic strain. Making a flawless transition from nose over to taste while being smoked on. Pulling in taste infested hoots of sweetened fruity floral flavoring, and sour herbs with earthy notes. Exhaling you still continue tasting the sweet fruits, with a distinct sour cedar, earthiness coming into play. Capable of taking in big hauls, creating a lighter grey ash with slight pepper flakes through it, and surfacing an oil ring not long into sesh High - Obama Runtz is a hybrid (70/30) having indica leading the race. You're quickly greeted by the outcome before you're done cashing in. A cerebral high, leaving your head floating in euphoria.  Bringing on an uplifting energy, enticing your motivation up a few notches. Shifting the high over the other direction with a sense of calming, relaxation, and putting you completely at ease, allowing your body to throw itself into neutral. An anytime twist up that will leave you floating away

Not the worst sauce I have had but not a big fan either. Hard to work with and just smears into stuff, impossible even to get it onto a tool to put into rig or even onto a bowl as it just sticks to the tool. It tastes alright, packs a punch but more like 6 years old punch lol high is a head high, behind the eyes dazey kind of high. I don’t mind it but I’d probably pass on it next time

Love love love this strain!! What did you think of it?

Ahi Tuna has a mouth watering aroma that is quite loud having a unique with a blend of musky, pungent, gas, and a bit of sugar all mixed in together. The buds are extremely caked with trichomes. Theres beautiful purple hueing, with frosty white green. Trimmed and cured amazingly well. Upon smoking I was greeted with a loud, musky, and kushy fuel taste with a slight earthyness. The smoke is very smooth, tasteful and burns white. Burns perfect in a joint, being slow even and continuous the whole through. A joint produces a nice grease ringer earlier on. I found this to be a medium to high potency indica dominate hybrid. This brought on a nice europhia and had me in a quite an uplifted state. This had me glued to the couch and had me heavily relaxed feeling. Provided for an honest review. Quality - 9.75 Value - 9

|Incentive review but always honest review and opinion| * The first thing I’ve noticed when I opening the can it was the big fruity smell and when I said big it’s smell everywhere on the room even the gf said it’s the first time she smell a fruity flowers like that (she didn’t smoke but she can enjoy the smell) The product is super sticky but super nice on the grinder . The smell is stronger when grinded tho. It taste what it smell and it’s the first time tho that I smoke a flowers that I didn’t cough while toking like I was really surprised tho. The high is pretty cool ! I can enjoy it during the day and evening , the buzz will follow my mood but when smoked in the morning I can feel more a energetic rush like a little boost to start the day right ?? The burn is clean if you see my last stories you can see how it burn properly it’s all about quality and perfect curing.I have a big lower back pain and it procure me a deep sensation of relaxation like a big warm bag, it’s all about the nerves in my case

Beach Wedding (Tropicana Cookies x Wedding Cake) ​ TL;DR: excellent uplifting high, super sticky, great visual appeal, and mouth-smacking flavour. Incredibly slow, even burn. Definitely on the pricey side at $275/oz. I bought this as a treat to celebrate something and was not disappointed but I won't be making a habit of it. ​ Too long; still read: Based solely on its parents, I knew Beach Wedding was likely to be a great tasting strain and that was certainly true. I'd seen a couple posts about this one and eventually gave in to my curiosity and ordered an ounce as a special treat. My ounce came packed in four 7g bags, which I thought was a bit excessive. Each bag came with an Integra. While transferring it into a jar, it was immediately apparent that this was one sticky mofo. Check the picture of the jar upside down lol. Lots of visual appeal here, mostly dark purple with green and orange accents. The buds are blanketed in beautiful trichomes that really caught the light. The nose is sweet and citrus-like with an undertone of fresh florals. Busted up, the smell gets even juicier with an added funk. And busting it really highlights how sticky the bud is, the act of grinding required a bit more elbow grease to get going, even in my Brilliant Cut. I've smoked a few joints of this now and I am extremely impressed with the burn. This absolutely smolders from start to finish, leading to a long, fulfilling smoke. It's smooth with white ash. The high can be felt behind the eyes before the joint is done. I found it good as an afternoon smoke, with an uplifting head high and relaxing without being sleepy. And of course, it tastes awesome. Beach Wedding has prominent notes from both sides: juicy citrus flavours intermingled with sweet vanilla cake. Mmm. The flavour was basically what I expected and is highly enjoyable. Overall, this is truly excellent stuff. It's not great value at $275/oz but I feel that I got what I paid for. Recommended.

Now this is a totally different type of sweet. It's very crystally with almost s sweet/ h Gassy smell. Bag appeal is on point. The high is there just not crazy above average. Overall 8/10. Thanks hga ;)

Gelato 45 • Lineage: Sunset Sherbet x GSC • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by GasGodz • Sourced from Classics_to • ? • Bag appeal - Medium sized chunky buds with a nice trim are perfectly dense and just slightly squishy as well as very sticky and greasy to the touch. These beautifully colored buds are made up of an almost forest green but with a blue tinge to it like a sea green with some lighter olive green and gorgeous purple hues throughout and a mix of light orange and some peach colored pistils. The literal icing on this desert strain is the frosty coating of resinous trichomes covering them completely with many outer heads still visibly intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - this smells absolutely delicious with sweet and very creamy Gelato pastry terps that have loud candy gas overtones with a touch of menthol. The taste translates nicely and is sweet and creamy the entire time but mixed with some earth when exhaling and is all wrapped up in candy gas overtones that like the nose, has just a hint of mint. Joints burn perfectly even with a small oil ring from start to finish and produce a clean white ash • ? • High - a hazey euphoria blankets the mind leaving me spaced out while still smoking and elevates your mood and also aids in battling stress, depression, and anxiety. Becoming indica leaning with a body load joining in that doesn't quite reach a couchlock but will have you feeling very lethargic and lazy and also helps with pain. Towards the end of the high the is a heavy burnout with some sedation and if consumed before bed will definitely help with sleep. • ? • Overall this was a great cut of 45 and I'm very happy I had the chance to try this last run of it. Great bag appeal, nice terps that translate nicely, clean and greasy burning, and a nice indica leaning high. I rate this Quality 9.2/10

This stuff was wicked.. Great color with the light green mixed with some purple and dark green and orange that poked out through the thick layer of trichs/Crystal's.. has a smell that is almost like a cake strain with a hint of mild vanilla mixed in .. texture wise was nice and dense , sticky, and full of foxtails .. The high on this was def on the strong side . I usually always smoke indica 100% of the time and this batch did not disappoint.. Def a night strain . Pink Llama has sold me nothing but top notch stuff.. def reccomend.. no incentive for this review at all.. fast shipping as well. 2 days from Ont to NB Quality 9.5 Value 9.0 Smell 8.7 Bag appeal 9.0 Potency 9.3

Got this strain because it was cheap and heard some good reviews on it. The overall bag appeal is pretty good, it does provide a nice indica effects (mainly munchies and sleepiness). It isn't overly couch lock like, but definitely long lasting which is nice. What I really like is that it did pretty good for pain. Plus its a nice budget option, so hey, I'd recommend it! 9/10

This came through so sticky and moist perfectly moist. Sweet and peppery very smooth and the high is amazing very bliss. Quality 10/10 value 10/10 got it for 138. HGA never dissapoints with the quality and speed of service. Amazing as always ! I recieved $25 off and free shipping.

I know you just posted it so I’m not gonna be hasty but I hope there’s a review coming. What’s the terp profile like? Rubbery like white widow at all?

I do like anything related to Peanut Butter Breath, and this one checks a few boxes. The nose is on the sweeter, smoother side rather than being deep and nutty, but the notes of vanilla and musky dough are there. The profile translates well to taste, however it is not as intense, rather it is light and smooth. Effects are hazey and happy, making me lose focus and stay in the couch for a prolonged period of time. While not narcotic, the high is long lasting, and functional. Gamers who reach for an indica-dominant high will appreciate the lack of sleepiness, among other uses. Burn is clean, producing light ash with very few spots of pepper, greasing up the paper nicely. https://imgur.com/gallery/6oLkwow Although it's not overly potent, it will surely get the job done for loads of people. Their current pricing is insane, especially for something that burns so clean.

Frosted Fruitcakes Really nice big sized buds looked just like the ones on the site haha. Felt nice and fresh plump with the tip of the buds being decently sticky. Smelled nice fruity. Not crazy pungent but its there same for the smoke subtle a bit sharp with a really funky back end but still pleasant. Only thing is it burned quite dark. A bit of a creeper it took a couple bowls then it settled okay for daytime not potent enough for me at night. Id give 7.5/10 for quality 7.5/10 for value prutty nice! Didnt match the oh sooo good Mac 1 i found which is a staple on this site for me at this point !