Reviews

Not too big mostly medium size with a great length to the nugs. Got a decent amount of trichomes and carry a layer of purple underneath. Breaking it open releases a heavy, dank gas with a slight earthy spice behind it. The taste carries that same punch: gassy on inhale, earthy on exhale, no harsh bite. The high is couch locking and each hits didn't take long to feel heavy behind the eyes. It will drags you into deep body stone before settle into a deep sleep.

got this on sale , definitely a steal. mostly all large nugs , cured well and this batch wasn’t too dry despite being couple months old. thick marker and fruitiness flooded the room when i cracked the bag open. smooth , gassy and some sweetness. hits pretty hard too. togo been treating me well last few orders 🦾

Very affordable stuff, great gas, great high, nice burn. I don't mind them being popcorns and to be honest, these were just small nugs and not what I would consider 'popcorn'. Overall I would rate this pretty high for what I paid. Like maybe 9.5/10. It's not pretty but it's great bang for buck.

Q: 9/10 V: 9/10 Really impressed with the texture, it's really smooth and breakable, which makes it easy to work with. i like how it isn't too sticky or crumbly. The nose is loud, like a mix of gas and sweet funk. Definitely not for beginners. A small dab goes a long way, I recommend to tread lightly. The high comes on fast, bringing a wave of uplifting euphoria that clears the head and melts away stress. A deep calm will settle in, relaxing both body and mind. Then it ends into a serious couch lock.

Sour Wine 400MG These were alright. Flavour was decent, which had a sour vibe, but nothing that really stood out. Effects were there, but felt a bit mild for 400MG? It gave a light body buzz and a bit of relaxation. I just ended up eating more to feel the effects I wanted. Not bad, just not something I’d rush to order again. Effects: 3/5 Value: 3.5/5 Blue Monkey AAA Popcorn The buds were really small, even for popcorn, but they were nicely cured and had a clean look. Not much of a nose off the bag, but once you break it up, there’s a subtle fruity, earthy aroma that comes through. The smoke was smooth, and the high was calming and relaxing. It’s a good choice if you're looking for a light evening smoke or something low-key. Not the most powerful AAA I’ve had, but still a decent pick for the price. Effects: 3.5/5 Value: 4/5

- Beautiful, healthy looking caps and stems with consistent sizing - Earthy with a slightly sweet, nutty undertone - Mild, slightly woody taste, not too bitter, easy to stomach - Came on gradually within 30–45 minutes - Experience was clear visuals with vibrant colour enhancement - Light body buzz and a gentle euphoria - Calm, introspective high - Felt grounded, not overly intense or overwhelming - Duration was around 4–5 hours with a soft landing - Overall potent, clean experience with no nausea or discomfort

Hash: Blueberry Q: 8.5/10 V: 9/10 Really smooth and flavourful smoke of blueberry notes with a sweet, earthy undertone that lingers pleasantly. The hash itself was easy to work with: soft, pliable texture but still held together nicely. Burned clean with a slow, even cherry. The high came on steady with super relaxing but still mentally clear, which made it great for winding down without totally knocking me out. Definitely felt the body effects more, like a warm hug. 4A Popcorn Flower: Pinkman Goo Popcorn Q: 9/10 V: 9.5/10 Surprisingly impressive for popcorn buds. The nugs were still super frosty and dense, with a nice stickiness when broken apart. Loud nose right out of the bag: sweet, fruity, with this gassy backend that hits perfectly. Taste held up in the smoke too, smooth and flavourful with a creamy finish. Craft flower: Blackberry Lemonade Q: 9.5/10 V: 8.5/10 This one hit all the right notes for me. The buds were absolutely stunning with dense, sticky, and glistening with trichomes. The nose was a standout: sweet and tangy with a real punch of berry and citrus, just like the name suggests. Smooth on the inhale with a refreshing, slightly tart exhale that reminded me of a cool glass of blackberry lemonade. The high was just as impressive and very balanced. I felt a mellow body buzz that melted away stress, paired with a clear headed, happy mental lift. Great for winding down without being completely couch locked.

I believe it's machine trimmed so the nugs come out pretty nice. Overall appearance is a dense olive green nugs covered in bright red hair and some frost with minimum leaf. Taste like fruit but not exactly like banana it's also quite nutty too. It's quick acting and didn't take long for me to be laying down stoned in a cozy body buzz. Don't try to attempt anything it just won't work as this one really slow me down. It also give crazy munchy.

Scent - has a heavy nuttiness to it with slight sweet pine. Has an undertone of fishy funkiness to it as well reminds me of a tuna kush. Visual - good size for smalls..a good amount of trichomes. Mostly greens with some black hues to it. Faded out orange hairs throughout the buds. Smoke/burn - burns mostly white with some gray ash. It's light and smooth. Has a lung expansion feeling. Exhale - tastes exactly how it smells. Super tasty. Effects - a super heavy couch lock sedating body and head high where I don't want to do much. Had the zombie effect where you can't think or move much. Got the muchies hard-core. Found things a lot funnier. This is perfect for later afternoon or nighttime.

Scent - has a nice funky garlic with a peachy fruity smell to it. A bit of creaminess to it. Attacks your nose and it lingers and makes your nose tingle. Visual - nice medium to large sized dense buds. Semi sticky. Multiple shades of greens with tons of orange Amber hairs throughout the buds. Smoke/burn - a mixture of white and gray ash with specs of black. It's smooth and light. Very enjoyable toke. Exhale - a subtle taste to it. Tastes like it just not as intense. Effects - a hit on the eyes and makes them feel heavy but overall it just a very "mellow" hehe high. A nice relaxing calming high where you can just relax to music and you can feel the soul of the music more. It's allows you to sink in your chair a bit or just be floaty and makes moving around easier as it makes you feel limber especially in the joints. Takes away most body aches and pains. This is perfect for an all day smoke.

Appearance - Tight little nugs with decent trichome coverage. A bit stemmy here and there, but for $300/HP, who’s complaining? Aroma - Pop the bag and get hit with creamy sweetness and diesel funk. Earthy backnote that adds some grown-up complexity to the dessert forward nose. Taste - On inhale, it's sweet and smooth. I think creamy vanilla with subtle fruit and a tiny dash of pepper. On exhale, a faint gassy. Surprisingly smooth for smalls. Effects - Euphoric, chill, and functional. A perfect hybrid buzz that leans slightly indica, great for evening sesh. Overall - Honestly, it smokes better than a lot of $100/oz jars I’ve picked up at dispensaries. It’s not fancy, but it gets the job done with flavour. Rating: 8.7/10

going back to try another strain from NF but this lemon cherry gelato is a sick find the appearance is a1 with a nice mix of greens, purples, oranges and dark greens with a pretty good coating of crystals. the smell on this strain is KILLER its a wall of dank every time you open the bag with a nice citrus and wood hint on it. the potency is really nice too with a good mix of head and body high overall id give this a 9.3/10

A mixed bag of small to large with a dense structure and some solid weight in the hand. The buds show off a frosty coating of trichomes that give them a slightly dusty look. The aroma is sweet with a creamy candy profile at first, followed by a noticeable mix of floral and musty fuel. It’s smooth and light on the throat making it quite easy to smoke. The buzz is steady and relaxing and sedating enough but just before a full on couch lock.

Small with some medium but it's really tightly packed with vibrant green base and deep orange hair. The outside exterior might be a bit dry. The aroma is gassy with a sharp citrus zest that soon follow on deep nose. It can be a bit harsh on the throat but it wasn't always the case. Most of the time it's just a smooth earthy and herbal experience. The buzz is nice despite being a hybrid it's quite easy to bring out the heavy couchlock.

Rating: 8.5/10 Appearance: Bright red and sugar coated, they look just like regular candy, which is both a plus and a caution, I would easily accidentally take more than I should. Texture: Some were kinda tough and they do get a little sticky in the bag over time. Taste: Sweet strawberry tasting, with just a slight hint of cannabis on the aftertaste. Very enjoyable. Effects: Kicked in after about an hour with a heavy body high that made me feel super relaxed. It was calming without being too sedating, and I stayed mentally present the whole time. Great for movie nights, just relaxing at home, or to get ready for bed.

This budder had a nice creamy texture, drier in some parts. The flavour was earthy with a hint of gas and sweetness, nothing too overpowering. The high is classic indica: relaxing, calming, and perfect for evenings or stress. It helped ease body tension too, but didn’t totally knock me out, which I appreciated. Only thing is it didn’t hit as hard as I expected for a Tom Ford strain. Still a nice experience overall. Effects: 4/5 Value: 4/5

Strong and slow burning. Rolled it into a joint and also topped a bowl with it, both times gave me an intense body melt. The high is super calming and great for unwinding. Makes your body feel light and floaty, but your mind stays mellow and clear. Loved how it smoked, no harshness at all. Only reason it’s not a 10 is because the smell wasn’t as loud as I expected, it was a bit mild compared to the punch it delivers.

Gello Gelato AAA - Dense, sticky buds with a nice mix of light/dark green, some purples, and lots of orange hairs - Sweet and creamy with a slight gas kick - Rolled well and burned clean with white ash - Smooth smoke with sweet, earthy notes on the exhale - Balanced and relaxing, uplifting head buzz followed by a chill body high Mint Lemonade Diamonds - Super clean, chunky, and crystal clear, these diamonds are stunning and well formed, like crushed ice - Bright citrusy notes with a refreshing mint - Rock solid but easy to work with using a dab tool, no stickiness or mess - Smooth and flavourful, like the smell - Super uplifting head rush followed by a mellow, focused high, great for daytime use Unicorn Hunter Pen: Orange Creamsicle Strain - Flavour was smooth and super creamy with a strong orange - Vapour was thick but didn’t burn the throat - Gave me a happy head buzz and light body relaxation

Rainbow Marker grown by Private ACMPR (not really sure if it's a grower or what). Smells like heaven, like a deep berry and a deep gas/rubber cement mix. Overall the bag appeal was good with nice chunky nugs. Bit on the pricy side nowadays but worth the quality. Quality 9 // Value 8

By far some of the best weed out on the market. I can always count on exceptional quality and attention to detail with his products, and I know damn well they’ll get me high off my ass even when I have my tolerance built up. I personally recommend any of the Bubba’s or Zephyrus as they give me the best results, however all of the plants have amazing taste and smell to them. Really excellent products all around, and you can’t skip out on the shatter. Completely out of this world, just some of the best highs I’ve ever experienced.

Scent - has a floral creamy slighty spices with a musky overall dankenss to it. Undertones of peppery hints to it as well. Visual - medium to large sized buds. Pretty dense as well. Heavy amount of trichomes all over and inside the buds. Pretty sticky as well. Mostly greens with very little purples. Light amber orange hairs throughout the bud. Smoke/burn - burns mostly white with some black ash and very little gray ash. It's very light and smooth. Exhale - slight creamy floral taste. Effects - a nice relaxing high where it's not too intense like a death bubba would and you can still think and talk without forgetting stuff. Floaty overall body and head high. Took away most body aches and pains and it was perfect for daytime use for me as a heavier body high without giving the couch lock or slowed down feeling. Felt still had energy and could get stuff done.

Recently switched to puffland this is my 5th order Ordered these Monday and they came today 2 days later. Bud is super dank, vape is for the misses, disty stick is for me, haven’t seen anyone else post about this site so I thought I’d share.

Good looking bud with a solid amount of amber trichomes. The flower has a mild fruity smell with a bit of earthiness as well. It leans towards the sweet side with the earthiness coming out after grinding. The smoke was pleasant and had a mildly sweet aftertaste. Potency is good for afternoons but not quite there for night time. This stuff is definitely overshadowed by some of the other options from GMH but it's not a bad choice if you're looking for a classic blueberry strain. Q:7.5 V:7.5