Reviews

Got a qp of this on sale, first time trying organic bros and won’t be the last, big colas,super sticky, loud smell of sweet citrus diesel and earth but seems way more complex then just that, smooth smoke, clean ash, fat oil ring and slaps the shit out of your soul. Shit is delightful ?✌️

Finally got my Black Friday order. Guess I'm just lucky to have it arrive so quickly. Various sizes from small to bigger than normal and full of pine smell with a bit of rubber like. It is attributed to the strong resin smell of a trees when it's burnt. This strain is well know to be portent and I got stuck in my house for a full day with a pair of bloodshot eyes. Very heavy on the body so the only moving I did is between floors for bed.

Strain - Duke Nukem (Chernobyl x Chemmando) Visual/Texture - medium sized elongated buds being pointy, and the structures shaped of arrowheads. Tightly textured dense nugs that don't have any give on the squeeze, snapped apart, and fluffing nicely out the grinder. A spectacular colorful spread that features a bright lime green, medium mossy hues, sections of dark forest shading, while being accented by lighter lavender patches. Short amber pistils continue to add to the plethora of colors, and cladded in shiny sugar glistening trichomes Scent/Burn - unleashing some exotic emissions blasting your nostrils with its loud terpenes. This blend of sweet citrus tropical zest twisted together with an earthy skunkiness. Carrying those profiles over quite accurately taking inhales of sweet tropical skunk, accompanied by an earthy orange flavoring. Releasing each hoot to a sour citrus earthiness. Light grey ash with tiny peppering, and creating a ring of oil within a few draws High/Effects - Duke Nukem is an exotic sativa edging hybrid (65/35) Bringing on an energetic sense of lifted motivation, and positive thoughts heightened by its heavy euphoria. Experiencing an assisted creative edge, and sharpened focus brought on by a clear headed cerebral high. A strain that is perfect for any socializing or maintaining energy while banging out tasks make tasty smoke an option at any point of the day including very first thing

OOOO on this icy day black tuna is very fitting. The dankness hits my chest in a very intense way. I feel like the cold really sets in the smoke in my lungs and makes me breath out a lot of vapor. I like this strain a lot. Because of the white snow outside, the bud looked a little darker than the naked eye but it also had a lot of green hues in the black tuna part. Nice strain overall for the deep dark dankness. If you can get the reddit or twitter deal, i think it works with black friday sales. I think they are also having cyber week too.

Alright, so I thought the Jealousy was good, but this Irene OG matches on PAR in different ways. First off, it looks weird as fuck lol. Like bush weed that is caked out and sticky. Guess what? Killer smoke that is LOUD and potent. Hits harder than the Jealousy. I guess you can't really judge by the looks. Although, some may say they like this exotic look. Nice sweet and sour kush terps, nice and uplifting at first, no worries in sight, into nice body sensation throughout. Q 9 V 8.5

Not incentivized,when it is I mentioned it thanks excellent indica with a an awesome smell of pungent with fruity/peppery notes. Buds are huge/dense and sticky a lot so the aromas are really present, the cure of these flowers is awesome. Taste like heaven , gassy flavors with subtil notes of berries and pepper just like the smell. Love these indica effects who let me pretty relaxed and in s good vibe of just chilling at the house shoveling some snow and having a nice warm coffee inside. It have a little uplifting effect at the start but after a couple of minute i was feeling more lazy so I was throwing the snow away very sloooowly lol. Good smoke not harsh and beautiful salt and pepper ashes . Overall 9/10 .

Strain - Duke Nukem (Chernobyl x Chemmando) Visual/Texture - medium sized elongated buds being pointy, and the structures shaped of arrowheads. Tightly textured dense nugs that don't have any give on the squeeze, snapped apart, and fluffing nicely out the grinder. A spectacular colorful spread that features a bright lime green, medium mossy hues, sections of dark forest shading, while being accented by lighter lavender patches. Short amber pistils continue to add to the plethora of colors, and cladded in shiny sugar glistening trichomes Scent/Burn - unleashing some exotic emissions blasting your nostrils with its loud terpenes. This blend of sweet citrus tropical zest twisted together with an earthy skunkiness. Carrying those profiles over quite accurately taking inhales of sweet tropical skunk, accompanied by an earthy orange flavoring. Releasing each hoot to a sour citrus earthiness. Light grey ash with tiny peppering, and creating a ring of oil within a few draws High/Effects - Duke Nukem is an exotic sativa edging hybrid (65/35) Bringing on an energetic sense of lifted motivation, and positive thoughts heightened by its heavy euphoria. Experiencing an assisted creative edge, and sharpened focus brought on by a clear headed cerebral high. A strain that is perfect for any socializing or maintaining energy while banging out tasks make tasty smoke an option at any point of the day including very first thing

Wedding Cake has always been one of my all time favourites, so the Jbeezy cut (Triangle Kush x Animal Mints) had sparked some interest. This batch bag appeal is nothing too crazy. Buds are mostly smaller and uniformed in size. Lighter lime green and orange colours, purple leaves, crystal trichomes. Composition was pretty much dense, and cure was acceptable, however I did find the outsides of the buds a tad bit dry, but breaking them apart revealed much better results. They were by no means crumbley nor dusty.  I would say that dispite the above mentioned, everything else is a solid hit. The terps, flavour, burn quality, and effects are all there. Sweet, cakey, doughy, and vanilla terps that we all know, which translate really well to taste while also having a slight gassy undertone. Burn quality is clean and smooth, light grey ash with very minor peppering here and there. Not too greasy but still managed to form minor oil ring instantly. Effects are definitely indica leaning, not knock out but can be sedative with larger doses. Ideal for evenings/nights where not much is going to be done, except for light activities and hobbies, hence a nice one for winding down. Overall, I would say it's a decent batch and good quality with lasting effects, but the bag appeal and slight dryness left more to be desired. Did pick this up as part of a Black Friday sale which ended up being around $90 per 1/2 oz shipped after discount and points. Quality: 8.2/10 Value: 8.4/10

Peanut butter Breath x Rockstar Got this as a half ounce for 60, and was labelled as a limited sale. I always buy heavy gas and cake strains that put you out. This was purchased with the intent to smoke during the day. ? Packaging: split into 7’s to fit into two jars. They’re labeled. Cool. ? bag appeal: nice medium size nugs, supremely frosty with nice dark leaves and vibrant orange hairs. You can tell it’s sticky and not dry just from sight. ?? nose: actually smells a bit like peanut butter. Not Kraft, but that organic stuff that has the oil on top you need to separate every time. Really weird. Not bad weird, just weird how a plant smells like food. Of course it’s got the rockstar on the back end, but it’s a predominantly nutty smell. ? Burn: ash that’s pure as the driven snow. ☁️ High: interesting hybrid high. Not to much in any one direction. Certainly wasn’t stuck to the couch, but neither did I feel “racy”. I think this is what you normal people smoke during the day. I work night shifts. Overall value in terms of price: 6.8/10 Overall value in terms of quality: 8/10 Very visually appealing, and if you are looking for a more “mild” stone, where you still have some cognitive function - this may be for you!

Face Off OG x SFV OG x OG Kush (probably) Got this as an ounce for 100, and I gotta say it’s fantastic for the price. Packaging: Came packaged in non-resealable plastic, not Mylar. I have to rehouse it. ? Bag appeal: sparkly, great green and purple colouring, although a little dry. A small concession to make for the pricing. ?? nose: straight OG kush terps. That lemon/pine/gas you know and love. ? burn: clean mostly white ash, in both joint and bong. Fat oil ring on the joint. ☁️ high: the joint went out multiple times. Not because the weed sucks, but because it kicked in so hard and fast I kept forgetting I was smoking. Serious “whoa” factor, and I’m a heavy kush guy. This it what I wanted. Overall for quality: 7.5/10 Overall for value: 9/10 This was my first order from WP and I will be returning.

Was expecting a bit more from this one I can't lie. I recieved it with many popcorn nugs and lots of shake, as seen in the picture. It was advertised as being huge cola tops only, which is untrue considering what I received. With it being priced at $115 a half oz, you're money could be spent better elsewhere. With that being said, the product is actually a decent smoke. The nose is very gassy which translates to the taste, with a salt and pepper burn. My only gripe is that it was advertised as huge cola tops only and I received shake and popcorn nugs.

This nug is really dense for some reason. It really took me quite some time to break them apart and pick the stick out. Frosty white dust on them which look nice and it's also very gassy too. I might have set my expectation a bit high but I was hoping the potency was a bit better. I'm willing to try this again if the quality improved.

I'm buying from this place for the first time during black friday sales. The size of those nugs are pretty big overall. There is plenty of kief covering those nugs which is amber in colour. It makes me think this was an older weed but could also just the genetics of the plant. Wasn't too dry so I'm not sure. Very energetic smoke that make a the whole room spinning.

Funky charms. I grabbed a half zip of these for $60. The nugs are huge with a lovely lime green color and completely caked out. They also have some orange and purple hairs which stand out. The smell on this is mean, gives me a strong diesel vibe which seems to have slightly sweet undertones. The taste is also a nice diesel taste as well but is also kinda spicy. The burn is white ash (tested in bong) and the High is a nice relaxed one but not too overpowering. Overall I give this strain a 9/10

I'm pretty impressed by this Jealousy by Poncho Farms. I was lucky to get mostly medium buds, no popcorns or anything in my bag, which was quite nice. I love the look, it's darker with some vinbrant colours to it. The smoke itself is very enjoyable, mostly white and some grey ash, that came out smooth and flavourful of sweet cream, sugar like. It was marked as a hybrid, but I did find that it leaned a bit on the Indica side offering a more relaxing body high towards the end of the night into a great sleep. If I were to describe it may be a 60I/40S. Still pretty clear headed at first, nice euphoric/happy boost. Quality 9 Value 9

7.5/10! Very buzzy! If you like a saliva that pumps you up and gets your gears churning. Taste is good, shatter is very stable with a nice translucent gold. When I have something to do in the am, this gets me going.

Prohibition Petroleum • Lineage: White Walker Kush x XOLBG • Bred by Prohibition Genetics • Cultivated by @prohibition_cultivations • Sourced from @prohibitionfarms • ? • Visuals - these small to medium sized nicely trimmed and beautifully cured buds are dense, sticky and greasy feeling. Deep purple, black, dark forest green with some lighter shades of purple throughout and plenty of long and thin dark orange and copper colored pistils with a thick blanket of fuzzy white trichomes that as always are littered in juicy outer and inner heads • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - a very loud profile the most is dominated by extremely dank diesel overtones but there are some sweet floral undertones and a kushy base trying to get through all that diesel. The taste follows suit perfectly with those same crazily dank diesel overtones dominating your tastebuds while the floral Kush like undertones add a touch of sweetness to round it off. That Gas Gas!!! Joints burn perfectly and with a fair sized oil ring while producing a lightly peppered white ash • ? • Heavy hitting effects that take flight instantly after smoking a j with some pressure behind the eyes and a cloudy head high that is euphoric, stress relieving and eventually becomes heavily sedating while there is also an instant body load with increasing relaxation, a wicked dose of pain relief and a potential couchlock. A great evening smoke • ? • Overall this was my 1st time with this girl but surely won't be my last as she was great for sleep and pain relief and it's nice to smoke some gas once in a while. Nice looking nug that's caked in greasy trichs, loud, dank and beautifully translating terps, cleaned greasy burning in a j to a mostly white ash, and heavy indica leaning effects that last. All gas no brakes!!! ⛽⛽⛽

beautiful buds I can smell it through the picture haha

ICC grown by Ogksuge sourced from stashbox Light green nugs that are iced out with trichomes. Bud size range from small to large. The buds are a bit airy / fluffy , and the trim job leaves a lot to be desired. Moisture is on point, very sticky and not overly dry. The terps are insanely loud that reek of vanilla, sweet, doughy, with a hint of gas. Probably some of the best smelling ICC I’ve smoked this far. The smell translates well into the taste making for a lovely smoke. Burns light grey with a nice oil ring. Usually I don’t find ICC to be very potent, and was pleasantly surprised by the effects. It hits decently hard, with a nice relaxing high. I found this to be a nice smoke, at a great tag. Q: 8.5 V: 10

Brand - Millions Rope Strawberry Visual/Texture - the length being completely covered by every color under the rainbow in the form of candied Nerds, with the core bonded together by a softer sugary red chewy gummy rope. This flexible rope, easily separated to smaller sized increments, or fresh enough to bite off a desired size Flavor - initially flavored by a pure sugar infestation, crunching through the outer shelled layering of the Nerds followed by the softer strawberry chewable center. A tasty candied rope infusion that has a surfacing bitterness shortly after finishing the last bite Potency/Effects - this souped up string packs a whopping 800mg dose of THC boldly backing it. Stretching this super string over 3 sessions, popping 250mg - 300mg per piece. Propelled towards a state of bliss, as if feeling all thoughts and worries float away. Gravity is amplified on the eyelids, with the body following shortly behind gaining an overwhelming feeling of relaxation melting over it. The final results lead to a deep sense of sedation, and providing a solid crash

Maybe I’m blind bro but from the picture, I just can’t see it

Scent - has a grape fruity floral with a dank funk. Has a bit of kick to the face with the smell when you open the mylar. Visual - my camera could not get how frosty it is and I wish it could. (One day I'll upgrade to a DSLR). Regardless. Has a bright green mostly with some shades of purple on the inside of the buds. Amber orange pistils throughout. Just gorgeous buds. Smoke/burn - burns mostly white ash with some black ash about 70/30. It was light and smooth. Very enjoyable toke. Exhale - fruity floral dank exhale. Effects - a heavy knock to the face which gets your eyes getting heavier a bit and can feel my body relax into my chair. The head high itself was a light cloudy with making you have the classic stoner thoughts. Very chatty I found as well. The body high was semi couch lock where you can easily move still but can feel the sinking feeling and the warm fuzzy buzz. This is perfect for daytime for heavy indica tokers or afternoon and nighttime for normal users.