OneTwoTreez

Pink Cake - OneTwoTreez // April 2020

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Visually represented to the fullest degree, these dense, modest sized buds are completely caked out head to toe. A stunning display of anthocyanin production has tucked itself beneath the high levels of trichome concentration, peppered with the occasional orange pistil. While not particularly sticky, these buds sport a healthy and well-timed cure that leaves them firm, not crispy or snappy. This Pink Cake leaves a beautiful salad of colours in your grinder that carry a pungent gassy, citrus and floral aroma with hints of pepper and mint - something slightly new to me that added a layer of depth to the traditional Pinks I’m used to. A 100% translation of terpenes from aroma to flavour is what helps to cement this as my favourite Pink cross to date, with those complex funky citrus notes from Weeding Cake thrown into an already intoxicating mix of flora and pure gasoline. As with everything from OneTwoTreez this round, potency is absolutely off the charts with this falling into the category of a knockout / one-hitter-quitter because I can barely keep my eyes open off this. A well packed bowl is enough to catapult a novice through the fabrics of time and space itself, so proceed with caution as this is intended for experienced users. Well deserving of it’s quad status. Quality: 9.7/10 Value: 10/10

Apr 08, 2021

Dairy Queen sourced from Onetwotreez March 2021

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Dairy Queen • Lineage: Cheese x Space Queen • Bred by Subcool Seeds • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - medium in size with an immaculate trim these tight buds are cured perfectly as they are just slightly spongy and are very greasy and sticky feeling. Gorgeous lime green buds with some darker green, beautiful purples and even some blue and grey colors throughout and a mix of dark orange and copper colored pistils. Covered in resinous trichomes which still have some smaller outer heads intact • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the terps are super funky on this one with a very sweet, creamy, and cheesy funk mixed together that I was not a fan of at 1st but has come to grow on me. The taste is still a bit sweet and creamy but has a very dank and cheesy heavy gas overtone that dominate the taste. Joints burn perfectly even, nice and slow, and quickly form a sizable oil ring while producing a lightly peppered white ash • ? • High - all the reviews I was able to find talk about how clear headed and focused the high is but no matter how much I read it, for me this one leaves me with quite the heady high that is actually unfocused and distracting but very euphoric, quickly lifting away any stress and is accompanied by a slow building relaxation. It's also quite versatile in that it somewhat adapts to what it is your doing. Regardless though it is quite evenly balanced, with a body load building as do the heady effects reaching a high potency and is good for smoking anytime day or night. • ? • Overall this one grew on me very much and, though it is not quite as enjoyable (for me) as the other DQ cross of ICC x Kushmints it is still very much a winner. Great bag appeal, dank amd funky terps that translate perfectly, clean and greasy burning, and a great balanced high that is potent. I rate this............. Quality 9.25/10

Apr 04, 2021

Pink Cake sourced from Onetwotreez March 2021

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Pink Cake • Lineage: Pink Kush x Wedding Cake • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - medium in size and are semi-dense/semi-fluffy with a perfect humidity level and are both sticky and greasy. Pale looking olive green buds with some light and dark purples, black, and even grey with few pistils that are long and thin and staying true to the rest of the bud, they are a pale orange and some peach in color. Breaking them open reveals a sea of gorgeous purples and some Pink along with glistening trichomes while the outside of the buds are also covered in a dusty layer with many outer heads still intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose upon cracking the jar is all sweet Cake with a gassy finish until busting into a bud or grinding it, which then releases some dank but faint and funky floral undertones. Translating seamlessly into a smooth smoke that tastes just as it smells with sweet and slightly creamy cake overtones that has just hints of floral undertones and is absolutely delicious. Joints burn perfectly even and extremely smooth with a sizable oil ring and produce a soft white ash with some peppering. • ? • High - this is a great strain with potent effects that are full bodied with some euphoria and a bit of a cloudy head high and is relaxing right from the start. The body load continues building to the verge of a couchlock but not quite, however will have you feeling very lethargic and not wanting to do much more than kick back and relax and even works great for chronic pain. Great for winding down after a long day and is one I would recommend for lazy days or late afternoon/evening use. • ? • Overall this was a real treat in all aspects. Nice bag appeal, the terps are a dream and they translate perfectly to a smooth smoke, clean and greasy burning, and potent effects. I rate this.......... Quality 9.5/10

Mar 31, 2021

Slurricane spurced from Onetwotreez March 2021

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Slurricane • Lineage: Dosidos x Purple Punch • Bred by Inhouse Genetics • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - medium in size with a super tight trim and a great cure and are ock hard dense with a snappy texture that is slightly fresh feeling and just to say a bit sticky. These gorgeous looking dark forest green buds have some deep purple streaking throughout and sparse dark copper colored pistils. The layer of milky white trichomes topping these buds give them that whitewashed look and add immensely to the bag appeal and still have some smaller outer heads visibly intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is amazing and way different from any Slurricane I've ever had with strong vanilla and dough straight out of the bag that are sweet and creamy and once busted releases a leathery funk that all mingles together perfectly. The terps translate nicely with those same vanilla, dough, and funky leather terps coming through just perfectly and has very faint hints of earthy berry undertones on the exhale. Very tasty! Joints burn perfectly with smooth and flavorful draws and form a small oil ring while producing a clean white ash with minor peppering. • ? • High - everytime after smoking I am instantly left with heavy burning eyes and a very calming euphoria with quick relaxation and a stoney and cloudy head high. Now completely relieved of any and all stress, quickly it becomes couchlocking and soon after deeply sedating with narcotic like effects when fighting the urge to sleep. This is one best suited for evening use amd will definitely help with sleep. • ? • Overall this is my new favorite cut of Slurricane and is a must try as it checks every box. From its phenomenal bag appeal, loud and delicious terps that translate perfectly, a clean and greasy burn, and potent effects, she's got it all. I rate this.............. Quality 9.75/10

Mar 24, 2021

Pink Champagne - OneTwoTreez - March ‘21

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Pink Champagne AAA+ Hybrid (Indica dominant)Bred by: Ken EstesLineage: Kens Granddaddy Purple x Cherry PieWhen opening the jar of this strain you are hit with strong floral scents (almost like you just shoved a bouquet of flowers in your face) with small tiny hints of fruity undertones and of course you can’t forget the diesel that makes an appearance as well. The majority of the buds came large (just like in the picture) with a few medium/smaller ones mixed in. They came dryer then other buds I’ve received but nothing that couldn’t be fixed within a night. As for the taste while enhaling; it was very subtle. It burned very easily, and had a decent oil ring almost throughout the entire smoke. I decided to roll a joint for this one to kick off this beautiful spring weather that has arrived. I was sitting while smoking and didn’t feel any effects… until I stood up. You’re immediately hit with a strong head high leaving you feeling quite euphoric. I ended up getting really chatty, and as the high started to seep through to the rest of my body, I could feel myself starting to relax. And then came the desire for some munchies with my movie. I will say that the appetite was not overpowering like some that have you raiding everything in your kitchen. After about 2 hours my eyes became heavier and I knew the next thing to do was turn off the lights and get under the covers. Overall, I’m happy with this Indica-dominant hybrid as an option for my evening/nighttime wine down!

Mar 23, 2021

98 Octane / OneTwoTreez / early March

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Name of company: Onetwotreez I ordered an ounce of this AAAA 98 Octane. Free samples of Tom Ford Pink AA, Island pink AA, and some “fat boy” branded gummies were included at no extra charge. This was unexpected and much appreciated. The quality of the AA cannabis was superior to what I have seen other suppliers label as AAAA. Customer Service: 10/10 Had a few questions throughout the process and was replied very quickly. Order was processed within 12 hours of placing. Quality of Product: 10/10 This is the happiest I have been with an MOM. These people are filtering out crappy product for the customer... if that makes sense. There is so much cannabis out there that smells good and looks good but has a buzz that wears off in 15 minutes. Both AA products were great. Indica buzz that you’re looking for at a fair price. Great value here. Highly suggest looking into onetwotreez AA product if you’re on a budget. The 98 octane AAAA is excellent. I have another ounce on the way. The gas smell-taste comes through perfectly while smoking a joint. Even relighting a joint that has been put out half way through, the taste is still there. Top-level buzz. Long lasting. Behind the eyes. Relaxing. Regulates sleep pattern very well. Mood enhancing. All of the above. This ticks all of my boxes. Value: 10/10 Top. I have tried too many MOMs and been disappointed. (“Gasleak” being the biggest letdown and marketing scheme I have seen.) At $170/ounce, shipping included... plus the additional samples. I have to go 10/10 here. Very happy customer.

Mar 22, 2021

Black Berry Breath - One Two Treez - March 2021

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Full album : https://imgur.com/a/KgmT893 Genetics : MeatBreath x Blackberry Kush Bred by : jordan of the islands This would be my first time coming across the likes of this extremely intriguing cross of MeatBreath and Blackberry Kush bred by Jordan of the Islands. The buds are very visually appealing, displaying a pale green complexion that is met with thin purple streaks and long, crazy orange hairs. The sugar leaves also display shades of dark purple and forest green that add to it's wild appearance. Semi dense with a soft, sticky texture that's topped off in a healthy amount of long stalked trichomes. I found a couple of seeds in one of the larger nugs but smoked around 2 grams prior and didn't run into any. The profile on this Black Berry Breath seems to lean heavily towards it's Blackberry Kush lineage in the way it smells. Starts off with a very sweet, musky berry aroma that is reminiscent of wine, followed by floral, peppery undertones. Similar to strains I've had in the past with lavender influences to them as it's quite perfumey. It's flavours are rather comparable and also seem to embody the Blackberry genetics moreso than the MeatBreath. The best way to describe it's taste is to compare it to a berry, herbal tea with a dash of honey in it, followed by hints of sweet pine and spices on exhale. It burns nice and greasy, providing a super smooth smoke and leaves behind a light grey ash. The high on this Black Berry Breath is an indica dominant one with it's mellow nature and couch locking tendencies. Very relaxed and tranquil, providing a sense of calmness both mentally and physically. It isn't a KO type of Indica as it's heady, euphoric characteristics help keep you awake enough to ride out it's wave. It can definitely lead to a lazy slumber towards the end of the high, especially if your tolerance is a little lower. Perfect for those evenings where you want to peacefully-and uneventfully relax on the couch.

Mar 20, 2021

Pink Cake - One Two Treez - March 2021

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Full album : https://imgur.com/a/sNkVqSm Genetics : Pink Kush × Wedding Cake I've always said to myself how I would love the combination of Pink Kush and a cake strain as they are amongst some of my favourites. Enter : Pink Cake. I was so excited to review this one which turned out to be a home run in all aspects, beginning with it's attractive appearance. Greasy, sticky, spade shaped nugs that range from medium to medium-large in size with a dense, compact structure. It's colours are a mix of sage green and dark purple that can further be seen deeply rooted within, followed by a slick coating of resinous crystals and thin orange hairs. Very well trimmed and immaculately cured. The profile is exactly as advertised and it's something to cherish as it takes the creamy, doughy, wedding cake aromas and combines them with floral, vanilla undertones. All wrapped up in a delicate gassy finish. No terpenes are left behind when smoking it as well with flavours of creamy wedding cake meeting flavours of floral, almost perfumey, pink kush. Also a subtle touch of gas on exhale that combines everything together in a synchronized, harmonious fashion. Great burn as joints produce a hefty oil ring and leave behind a clean, light ash. The high on this Pink Cake hits like an indica dominant hybrid but it's mainly noticed much further into the high. It starts off with an extremely euphoric buzz that left me feeling spaced out and talkative. Definitely one that is effective at raising ones mood with it's upbeat, social nature but not for long as it's relaxing couch lock eventually kicks in and leaves you in a zone of your own. I didn't find it to be a knockout but it has just enough of a sedating side to offer that warm, body tingling buzz that helps wash away stress and wind down.

Mar 18, 2021

VanCity Bubba • OneTwoTreez • Mid March 2021

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It definitely hits like a indica too, great for the evening’s ✌️overall very happy with onetwotreez

Mar 18, 2021

Pine Tar from One Two Treez February '21

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These dense medium to large size chunky buds of Pine Tar from One Two Treez are again like the Tyson I received...a fragrant heavy hitting indica. The strong cologne like smell of pine, wood and gas engulfed my room after cutting open the bag. The buds are extremely dense to the touch and has a finger coating stickiness to it. When grinding it, I highly recommend only doing up a small amount. The buds seem to double in size and because it's so sticky there's a good chance it will clog up your grinder. This cut of Pine Tar has a clean body and head high that really has you feeling it from your head to your toes. When smoked in a joint it produces a smooth smoke with little to no throat irritation, a salt and pepper ash along with a consistent oil ring throughout the burn. The taste matches it's smell very well with a strong piney, woody and gassy taste to it. This one like I said previously is a heavy hitter. I would once again recommend this one for night use only, unless your a seasoned smoker and can handle some heavy indicas during the day. One Two Treez seems to be on top of their procurement game right now. All of my orders have been so consistent with every pack I've received. I highly recommend you check them out their IG, website as well as their discord for any and all giveaways, reviews and much more.

Mar 14, 2021