OneTwoTreez

Slurricane spurced from Onetwotreez March 2021

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Slurricane • Lineage: Dosidos x Purple Punch • Bred by Inhouse Genetics • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - medium in size with a super tight trim and a great cure and are ock hard dense with a snappy texture that is slightly fresh feeling and just to say a bit sticky. These gorgeous looking dark forest green buds have some deep purple streaking throughout and sparse dark copper colored pistils. The layer of milky white trichomes topping these buds give them that whitewashed look and add immensely to the bag appeal and still have some smaller outer heads visibly intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is amazing and way different from any Slurricane I've ever had with strong vanilla and dough straight out of the bag that are sweet and creamy and once busted releases a leathery funk that all mingles together perfectly. The terps translate nicely with those same vanilla, dough, and funky leather terps coming through just perfectly and has very faint hints of earthy berry undertones on the exhale. Very tasty! Joints burn perfectly with smooth and flavorful draws and form a small oil ring while producing a clean white ash with minor peppering. • ? • High - everytime after smoking I am instantly left with heavy burning eyes and a very calming euphoria with quick relaxation and a stoney and cloudy head high. Now completely relieved of any and all stress, quickly it becomes couchlocking and soon after deeply sedating with narcotic like effects when fighting the urge to sleep. This is one best suited for evening use amd will definitely help with sleep. • ? • Overall this is my new favorite cut of Slurricane and is a must try as it checks every box. From its phenomenal bag appeal, loud and delicious terps that translate perfectly, a clean and greasy burn, and potent effects, she's got it all. I rate this.............. Quality 9.75/10

Mar 24, 2021

Pink Champagne - OneTwoTreez - March ‘21

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Pink Champagne AAA+ Hybrid (Indica dominant)Bred by: Ken EstesLineage: Kens Granddaddy Purple x Cherry PieWhen opening the jar of this strain you are hit with strong floral scents (almost like you just shoved a bouquet of flowers in your face) with small tiny hints of fruity undertones and of course you can’t forget the diesel that makes an appearance as well. The majority of the buds came large (just like in the picture) with a few medium/smaller ones mixed in. They came dryer then other buds I’ve received but nothing that couldn’t be fixed within a night. As for the taste while enhaling; it was very subtle. It burned very easily, and had a decent oil ring almost throughout the entire smoke. I decided to roll a joint for this one to kick off this beautiful spring weather that has arrived. I was sitting while smoking and didn’t feel any effects… until I stood up. You’re immediately hit with a strong head high leaving you feeling quite euphoric. I ended up getting really chatty, and as the high started to seep through to the rest of my body, I could feel myself starting to relax. And then came the desire for some munchies with my movie. I will say that the appetite was not overpowering like some that have you raiding everything in your kitchen. After about 2 hours my eyes became heavier and I knew the next thing to do was turn off the lights and get under the covers. Overall, I’m happy with this Indica-dominant hybrid as an option for my evening/nighttime wine down!

Mar 23, 2021

98 Octane / OneTwoTreez / early March

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Name of company: Onetwotreez I ordered an ounce of this AAAA 98 Octane. Free samples of Tom Ford Pink AA, Island pink AA, and some “fat boy” branded gummies were included at no extra charge. This was unexpected and much appreciated. The quality of the AA cannabis was superior to what I have seen other suppliers label as AAAA. Customer Service: 10/10 Had a few questions throughout the process and was replied very quickly. Order was processed within 12 hours of placing. Quality of Product: 10/10 This is the happiest I have been with an MOM. These people are filtering out crappy product for the customer... if that makes sense. There is so much cannabis out there that smells good and looks good but has a buzz that wears off in 15 minutes. Both AA products were great. Indica buzz that you’re looking for at a fair price. Great value here. Highly suggest looking into onetwotreez AA product if you’re on a budget. The 98 octane AAAA is excellent. I have another ounce on the way. The gas smell-taste comes through perfectly while smoking a joint. Even relighting a joint that has been put out half way through, the taste is still there. Top-level buzz. Long lasting. Behind the eyes. Relaxing. Regulates sleep pattern very well. Mood enhancing. All of the above. This ticks all of my boxes. Value: 10/10 Top. I have tried too many MOMs and been disappointed. (“Gasleak” being the biggest letdown and marketing scheme I have seen.) At $170/ounce, shipping included... plus the additional samples. I have to go 10/10 here. Very happy customer.

Mar 22, 2021

Black Berry Breath - One Two Treez - March 2021

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Full album : https://imgur.com/a/KgmT893 Genetics : MeatBreath x Blackberry Kush Bred by : jordan of the islands This would be my first time coming across the likes of this extremely intriguing cross of MeatBreath and Blackberry Kush bred by Jordan of the Islands. The buds are very visually appealing, displaying a pale green complexion that is met with thin purple streaks and long, crazy orange hairs. The sugar leaves also display shades of dark purple and forest green that add to it's wild appearance. Semi dense with a soft, sticky texture that's topped off in a healthy amount of long stalked trichomes. I found a couple of seeds in one of the larger nugs but smoked around 2 grams prior and didn't run into any. The profile on this Black Berry Breath seems to lean heavily towards it's Blackberry Kush lineage in the way it smells. Starts off with a very sweet, musky berry aroma that is reminiscent of wine, followed by floral, peppery undertones. Similar to strains I've had in the past with lavender influences to them as it's quite perfumey. It's flavours are rather comparable and also seem to embody the Blackberry genetics moreso than the MeatBreath. The best way to describe it's taste is to compare it to a berry, herbal tea with a dash of honey in it, followed by hints of sweet pine and spices on exhale. It burns nice and greasy, providing a super smooth smoke and leaves behind a light grey ash. The high on this Black Berry Breath is an indica dominant one with it's mellow nature and couch locking tendencies. Very relaxed and tranquil, providing a sense of calmness both mentally and physically. It isn't a KO type of Indica as it's heady, euphoric characteristics help keep you awake enough to ride out it's wave. It can definitely lead to a lazy slumber towards the end of the high, especially if your tolerance is a little lower. Perfect for those evenings where you want to peacefully-and uneventfully relax on the couch.

Mar 20, 2021

Pink Cake - One Two Treez - March 2021

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Full album : https://imgur.com/a/sNkVqSm Genetics : Pink Kush × Wedding Cake I've always said to myself how I would love the combination of Pink Kush and a cake strain as they are amongst some of my favourites. Enter : Pink Cake. I was so excited to review this one which turned out to be a home run in all aspects, beginning with it's attractive appearance. Greasy, sticky, spade shaped nugs that range from medium to medium-large in size with a dense, compact structure. It's colours are a mix of sage green and dark purple that can further be seen deeply rooted within, followed by a slick coating of resinous crystals and thin orange hairs. Very well trimmed and immaculately cured. The profile is exactly as advertised and it's something to cherish as it takes the creamy, doughy, wedding cake aromas and combines them with floral, vanilla undertones. All wrapped up in a delicate gassy finish. No terpenes are left behind when smoking it as well with flavours of creamy wedding cake meeting flavours of floral, almost perfumey, pink kush. Also a subtle touch of gas on exhale that combines everything together in a synchronized, harmonious fashion. Great burn as joints produce a hefty oil ring and leave behind a clean, light ash. The high on this Pink Cake hits like an indica dominant hybrid but it's mainly noticed much further into the high. It starts off with an extremely euphoric buzz that left me feeling spaced out and talkative. Definitely one that is effective at raising ones mood with it's upbeat, social nature but not for long as it's relaxing couch lock eventually kicks in and leaves you in a zone of your own. I didn't find it to be a knockout but it has just enough of a sedating side to offer that warm, body tingling buzz that helps wash away stress and wind down.

Mar 17, 2021

VanCity Bubba • OneTwoTreez • Mid March 2021

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It definitely hits like a indica too, great for the evening’s ✌️overall very happy with onetwotreez

Mar 17, 2021

Pine Tar from One Two Treez February '21

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These dense medium to large size chunky buds of Pine Tar from One Two Treez are again like the Tyson I received...a fragrant heavy hitting indica. The strong cologne like smell of pine, wood and gas engulfed my room after cutting open the bag. The buds are extremely dense to the touch and has a finger coating stickiness to it. When grinding it, I highly recommend only doing up a small amount. The buds seem to double in size and because it's so sticky there's a good chance it will clog up your grinder. This cut of Pine Tar has a clean body and head high that really has you feeling it from your head to your toes. When smoked in a joint it produces a smooth smoke with little to no throat irritation, a salt and pepper ash along with a consistent oil ring throughout the burn. The taste matches it's smell very well with a strong piney, woody and gassy taste to it. This one like I said previously is a heavy hitter. I would once again recommend this one for night use only, unless your a seasoned smoker and can handle some heavy indicas during the day. One Two Treez seems to be on top of their procurement game right now. All of my orders have been so consistent with every pack I've received. I highly recommend you check them out their IG, website as well as their discord for any and all giveaways, reviews and much more.

Mar 14, 2021

98 Octane - OneTwoTreez // February 2020

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In just a handful of years hunting, I’ve come across many cultivars that are well deserving of their high stature. Many are memorable, but few truly stop me in my tracks with a forced retrospect of tougher times subtly paired with a deeply humbling gratitude for my current situation. @onetwotreezhq really had me race to their site in a panic after a sample had dropped to bank myself an zip for the upcoming months. This is that ish you keep around to impress friends, for special occasions, even just to enjoy that special night where you treat yourself with delivery or a movie... or both. Not a single department was lacking; immaculate bag appeal, smoke and effects have cemented this in my top five for the year already. A handful of colas decorated with hues of every assortment from minty and forest greens, to dark blues, with vibrant pink / purple shades on some of the smaller nugs. Cure, trim and flower density are perfect, with no margin for error in this process. Intact trichome heads blanket the entire surface area and represent a cultivar that’s been stored, packaged and transported with care - something I truly appreciate from the @onetwotreezhq team. Flower snaps apart with noticeable grease and adhesive qualities that will really challenge your grinder and leave your room smelling like a candied pine tree. An immediate nostril assault begins after breaking the mylar seal that envelopes users with an aggressive terpene profile consisting of sweet pine and gasoline. This was so pronounced and tuned in that even now, close to a month after purchase and it has retained ever aspect of potency in all regards. A flavourful and mouth tingling smoke will leave you practically drooling for more (if you’re a gas lover like me) as every single inhale brings you closer to Nirvana. Seriously, this is Percocet levels of bodily intoxication that begins behind the eyes and slowly creeps into your limbs shortly after with a clean and powerful stone. Between a $50 coupon and the Valentine’s Day sale, I spent roughly $135 on this ounce and it’s my best purchase in years of ordering online hands down when you factor in that price.

Mar 07, 2021

Ghost Pink - OneTwoTreez // February 2020

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It goes without saying that a cultivar of this caliber should bring some heavy heat, with two crosses from OG Kush lineage; one being the infamous Pink Kush that has flooded the Canadian and Pacific Northwest market in droves. Needless to say, I’m nowhere near disappointed. These colossal and rock-dense buds are adorned with primarily blue hues that are expressed in dark contrast with orange, mocha pistils and brimming trichome heads. Adhesive and concentrated, this flower snaps apart to reveal deep and luscious shades of purple and muted midnight blues. A tight trim gives this batch S-tier bag appeal. Floral, sweet, earthy and gas forward. While these terpenes aren’t a full-frontal assault, there is a considerable presence especially once the flower makes its way through the grinder - and even more on dry pulls from a properly rolled joint. I was pleasantly surprised with a smooth and inoffensive smoke, which is unusual for flower this dense. It’s easy to see why these genetics appeal to so many people. Immediate sedative properties take hold after the exhale, beginning with a flush of euphoria and tingles behind your ears. This slowly builds into a clean, robust body buzz felt at every appendage that lasts for hours. Aptly rated and well deserving of its quad status. Highly recommended for evening or nighttime use.

Mar 07, 2021

Mike Tyson - OneTwoTreez - Late Feb

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Appearance/Cure: These nugs are very visually appealing with pistols that offer a nice color contrast to this shade of green, and the nugs are nice and chunky medium sized nugs. They are covered in trichomes. I find this to be more visually appealing than the Pine Tar due to its unique colors. The cure is perfect in my book with it being not too dry or sticky and the smell having the full profile I’ve seen on this strain. I’d rate a 8.75 on the looks and a 10 on the cure Smell/Taste/Smoke Quality: Upon opening the bag my nose is attacked with a kushy smell with spicy, gassy, woody, sweet undertones. The nose carries through very nicely into the taste, with the the woody sweet undertones being most prevalent to me. It smokes very pleasantly out of a bong and burns with clean ash. Taste and smell can’t really be rated to opinion as they’re very subjective, but this strain has a very prominent nose which carries into the taste so that’s a 10 for me! Potency/High: This was my second time smoking this strain and I was met with the same high level of potency I encountered my first time. This is a very sedating, relaxing, euphoric, and heavy hitting strain. I could see this strain being used to medicate depression, anxiety, and insomnia with its sedative yet euphoric effects. I found their Pink Ghost V2 (review coming up soon) to be more narcotic and sedating which I wasn’t expecting, however this strain definitely does what I expect it to do as an indica and I am very satisfied with the potency and high. I’d rate the potency a solid 9/10. All in all, this strain gets a 9 from me. It has a lot of the qualities I look for in an indica and this batch is a great expression of Mike Tyson genetics that I am familiar with. I’d recommend this strain to anyone looking for night-time medication or anyone just looking for a potent indica!

Mar 06, 2021