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Slyme Cookies LSO - One Two Treez - May 2021

/u/thechronickid_00

Full album : http://imgur.com/a/06RjVz7 Genetics : Slymer x SinMint Cookies Bred by : sincityseeds Great genetics with a bag appeal to match on this Living Soil Slyme Cookies. A cross between Slymer & SinMint Cookies by Sin City Seeds, these buds are quite the eye candy, frosted sugar coating and all. Seriously, they are absolutely covered in trichomes. Beautiful colouring to them, combining shades of dark purple and green, with the purples running deep down to the core of the buds. Lovely orange pistils to give them some contrast as well. Dense and semi sticky, paired with a great cure and trim. I did notice one bud to have a couple very tiny premature seeds but it ended up being limited to that one bud only. The nose is probably my favourite part about this strain as it's exploding with fresh lemon/lime soda terps with undertones of sweet pine and spice. I've had a few strains with this particular profile but this one definitely kicks it up a notch. Similar when smoked, especially in a bong where I found it to be more accurate to how it smelled. Flavours of zesty lemon citrus that quickly morph into a spicy, earthy cookie taste. Silky smooth and easy on the lungs as I smoked some first thing in the morning without the slightest urge to cough, burning to a light grey ash while producing a decent sized oil ring. A high that comes across as a very balanced one to me, offering a little bit of everything in the hybrid spectrum. Starting off with a wandering, stoney head high that brings on social qualities with it as well. Easily feels like it could be sativa leaning during the earlier stages of it's high until later on when the calming, relaxing effects come into play, making it best suited for afternoon and evening use though you can even wake and bake with it if you have a higher tolerance as there is the potential to be slightly burned out and lazy afterwards.

May 12, 2021

Cat Piss - One Two Treez - May 2021

/u/thechronickid_00

Full album : https://imgur.com/a/BBE4slR My first time trying this Super Silver Haze phenotype dubbed 'Cat Piss'. These sativa structured buds are of a pale, olive green colour with darker green shades throughout. Covered in a healthy layer of trichomes from top to bottom as well as a fair amount of bright orange pistils. Even with a smaller quantity I could tell this is some sticky, well cured flower, breaking up to a perfect joint rolling texture and consistency that does all the work for you. A very pungent, in your face type of nose on this Cat Piss but I'm not really getting any actual ammonia type, cat pee scents which is actually a good thing. I get a very citrus dominant aroma at first but not a sweet type, more like an actual orange or tangerine peel, followed by hints of skunk. When it comes to the taste it's similar but different and much more 'funkier'. Bitter orange peels and spices with a skunky chemical flavour on exhale that can be a little strange to the senses at first. Not harsh but definitely a sharp, expansive smoke, burning with a decent sized resin ring and producing a salt n pepper ash. The high heavily leans to the sativa side of the spectrum, promoting both upbeat and cerebral effects right off the bat that can even be overwhelming if not used to powerful sativas. A single bowl already had me satisfied enough to forget about loading a second one as it's social, topic to topic type energy can be quite distracting at times. Perfect for daytime use as it fills you with uplifting and energetic qualities, working as an effective pick me up, even when feeling tired or lazy.

May 11, 2021

LA Cake Pop - OneTwoTreez - May ‘21

/u/MoonBud12

LA Cake Pop AAAA - Hybrid Source: @onetwotreezhq Lineage: Gorilla Glue #4 x LA Kush When I picked up this strain, I saw it was a 50/50 hybrid and it got me excited. I was thinking I was going to experience more of a Sativa high, however it was the complete opposite for me. But first let’s start off with how these buds look. They are densely packed, coated with trichomes and a few almost hidden black leaves mixed in with the green. Each bud is finished off with a beautiful coat of crystals. They came small to medium in size and give off a subtle but earthy (grassy) scent. I first tried this strain out in joint, and I really didn’t feel like it did anything. I decided to smoke it out of the bong and that was all it needed. At first the high was all in the head, very focused behind the eyes which made them really heavy. However, it quickly envelopes your entire body which is where the Indica kicks in hard. I found it hard to focus on anything (vision became slightly blurry at times) and just became lethargic. Sounds were more clear and creamy; which made listening to music a solid option for this high. After about 45 mins to an hour you get a small bout of energy that makes you think you want to get something done, but then that dissipates just as quickly and you are left happy and content being locked to your couch or bed. I could see why this would be a great strain for de-stressing, however I would be cautious if you have anxiety, as this hits harder then expected and if you aren’t ready for it, this could induce some anxiety on the first smoke. Like I said, this strain completely surprised me, but in a great way. This is a solid hybrid, but I would suggest this as more of a late afternoon/evening smoke as it made me sluggish and not productive.

May 09, 2021

Catpiss - OneTwoTreez - May ‘21

/u/MoonBud12

Catpiss AAA+ Sativa Source: @onetwotreezhq Lineage: Super Silver Haze Phenotype or Afghan landrace or bagged from Trainwreck Catpiss. Do not let this name scare you away from this well-rounded Sativa. First let’s get the smell out of the way. This flower pacts a powerful scent of citrus (orange) cleaning products, however you also get an almost hidden scent of diesel as well. I will say; the more I continued to smell this flower, the more my mind wanted to tell me this smells just like a cats litter box ?. They came small to medium sized—Catpiss is like the ugly duckling—with lighter green leaves and barely visible trichomes. They are coated in crystals giving them a snowy appearance. The buds look light and fluffy; but its definitely misleading as these are quite sticky and dense. As for the method of smoking; I HIGHLY suggest smoking as a joint. The reason for this, is because I found when I smoked this via BONG, the smoke was quite harsh and the terps are stronger and not as pleasant. When inhaled via Joint, you are first hit with a strong citrus taste which is at first very pleasing, but it leaves behind a semi strong cleaning product taste in your mouth (which isn’t as bad as you may think). If you can get past that, then you really will enjoy this strain. It hits your cerebrum immediately; and you slowly feel it clear every inch of your mind. This leaves you in a very uplifted mood; I couldn’t stop smiling for the first 20 minutes of the high. I felt super productive and driven to keep busy. After the high starts to taper off; you will feel a full sense of calmness and relaxation; just enough to feel content and not ready for a nap. Overall, this a solid and “hard hitting” Sativa if you can get past the flavour profiles. If anything it might induce some childhood memories of when your parents would deep clean the kitchen or maybe that room that has a litter box chilling for your cat?. Just put it in your cart, and embrace this ugly duckling!

May 08, 2021

Ghost Bubba - OneTwoTreez // May 2021

/u/Electronifyy

Ghost Bubba takes the stand as a formidable, Indica-ridden heavyweight that carries all the qualities of your favourite knockouts compounded into one badass cultivar. Being a close derivative to OG Kush, intense flavours of wet coffee grounds, earthy dankness and a trail of hash and spice accompany dry pulls of a freshly rolled joint. These flavours work hand in hand with the hefty floral, sweet pine and fresh gasoline aromas that bellow from your grinder like a damn wounded animal. Truly a concoction fit for any indica snob and this a clear representation of both Kush and Bubba genetics respectively. Hues of purple and a deep, rich indigo contribute highly to this visual spectacle of flower cultivation, with a varying colour palette that seems to have just a bit of everything. Deep but muted blues decorate some of the outer leaves while the variations from forest to lime greens serve as the foundation for the overall appearance. Thick resin glands blanket the entire batch in abundance and deliver pleasant adhesive qualities to this Ghost Bubba, sticking to your fingers as you break them down and giving your grinder a run for its money. A relatively smooth exhale is backed by a flavourful smoke that leaves your mouth tingling with a gassy medley of terpenes. Quickly to rush behind the eyes, the tops of my limbs and all throughout my legs could feel the initial kick that slowly works itself into a robust and full-bodied high that keeps you simultaneously floating while glued to the couch. This was very much appreciated for late night gaming sessions or de-stressing from the hectic nature of work, offering substantial levels of medication with relatively small amounts needed. Very highly recommended for tolerant users, late afternoons and evenings only. Quality: 9.5/10 Value: 10/10

May 08, 2021

Raspberry Mint Cookies - OneTwoTreez - April ‘21

/u/MoonBud12

Raspberry Mint Cookies AAAA - Indica Source: @onetwotreezhq Lineage: Raspberry Kush x Thin Mint Cookies Visually, Raspberry Mint Cookies, is very appealing to the eyes. They are covered in dark purple leaves with bright orange trichomes for that beautiful contrast that really pops. They were medium to small sized buds, that were light and fluffy to touch. When the bag is opened you are hit with a sweet but fruity smell that has a slight nutty aroma that peaks through near the end. The smoke on this flower is noticeable but not over the top. It’s a cerebral high that stays behind the eyes. It just clears the mind and plants a smile on your face. Your focus is honed in on whatever is in front you. The one downfall, I found is over a period of time it can develop headaches. So, this is a great day time strain in moderation. It’s currently sold out online, however its a solid daytime hybrid if you’re looking for something that is a bit more subtle of a high. I would however rate this as a AAA+ rather then AAAA.

May 07, 2021

Milk and Cereal sourced from Onetwotreez April 2021

/u/38thirtyeight38

Milk and Cereal • Lineage: MAC x Cereal Milk • Bred by Capulator • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - smaller popcorn like buds with one or 2 medium sized that have an immaculate and tight trim and are perfectly cured being rock hard dense and nice and sticky. Multiple shades of green with nice purple streaking throughout and some rust colored pistils all wrapped in a frosty layer of milky trichomes that adds immensely to the bag appeal. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn the nose straight out of the bag is strong and definitely dominated by the MAC with a sweet and creamy herbal funk and has fruity/citrus undertones with gassy overtones which all translates seamlessly to a smooth and flavorful smoke that tastes of creamy herbal citrus funk and gas. Joints burn perfectly even with a fat oil ring and produce a salt and pepper colored ash. • ? • High - this stuff just mimics MAC in every way and the high is no exception. Starts with a nice heady stone that in the beginning may overwhelm those prone to anxiety or panic attacks but for me is uplifting, euphoric, and for the 1st while, slightly energetic. Just like MAC it will leave you sociable and chatty and is great enjoyed with others until the last hour or so when a body load chimes in making for a potent well balanced high that works great for stress, anxiety, and depression. The body load comes with deep relaxation that works great for pain and may even be couchlocking to those with lower tolerance but for me this was a great anytime smoke. • ? • Overall this was a good smoke and another winning MAC cross with great bag appeal, loud terps that translate perfectly, salt and pepper ash, and strong long lasting effects. I rate this Quality 9.25/10

May 04, 2021

Milk and Cereal - OneTwoTreez // May 2021

/u/Electronifyy

Fruity Pebbles ? Trix Initial bag appeal and reactions were overwhelmingly positive with the only gripe being that these arrived in medium to small buds and I would probably like to see that reflected in the site descriptions (no changes on prices necessary, I think some just appreciate the transparency). However this is ultimately minuscule as you quickly realize these little guys are d-e-n-s-e. I’m talking denser than your racist uncle at family dinners, buds condensed like a can of carnations milk that will go toe to toe with any raggedy grinder that feels bold enough to loose some teeth. The aroma is something really special here because while I enjoyed the MAC1 and gave it the highest accolades, the terpenes in this cross alone almost brought it to craft quality levels. I couldn’t believe how vibrant and lively the flavours were on dry pulls off a freshly rolled joint, consisting of fresh summer berries sitting in a bath of 35% heavy cream along with that twist of funk trailing behind. This is translated with near perfect clarity during the smoke, which leaves your throat and tongue tasting exactly the same on each exhale -and long after. Effects mirror MAC1 in the sense that I would highly, highly recommend this for medical users who need elevated levels of potency early in the day without the clouded head, drowsiness or general discombobulation. This cultivar has a very positive effect on my mood shortly after using, with a big emphasis on the clean and uplifting qualities Milk and Cereal carries. Body buzzes and positive thoughts working in complete harmony to keep me a happy human being during some darker times. Big stamp of approval here. Quality 9.8/10 Value: 7.5/10

May 04, 2021

Black Gas - OneTwoTreez // May 2021

/u/Electronifyy

The entire quarter came pillow cured due to the massive consolidation of resin glands that don the four main crowns. This contributes to a slow burn that requires joints to be rolled a little looser to allow for full combustion, but this wasn’t much of a problem for me as I use bongs most of the time. What colours lay tucked beneath the trichomes vary from black, blue and purple to all shades of green; putting forth a stunning display of anthocyanin production that makes handling the flower a real experience. These dense buds slowly snap and pull apart, with Velcro-like adhesive qualities to pave way for an aggressive, and complex blast of aromas that vary from your hallmark Kush fragrances like pine and skunk, to sharp diesel, fresh coffee grounds, musk or wet wood and tapering hints of lemon. These terpenes are enough to bore even dirty glassware (although not recommended) and just tantalize the tastebuds during a joint, while building a thick resin ring shortly into the session. Flavours linger long after the exhale and serve as a reminder to me that I’m very lucky to consume such high quality medicine at such convenience ?? This is a serious treat for anyone who appreciates a knockout, couchlock or wheelchair stone as effects arrive quickly and leave you completely debilitated. I’m talking munchies until your stomach hurts, falling asleep in weird places type buzz that just sits like a vibrating weighted blanket and leaves your brain in a temporary liquid state. This Black Gas was perfect for evening to night use and is recommended for experienced users only. Quality 9.3/10 Value: 7/10

May 03, 2021

? Milk and Cereal ? - OneTwoTreez - April ‘21

/u/MoonBud12

Source: @onetwotreezhq Lineage: MAC1 X Cereal Milk Bred by: @capulator I’m going to start off by saying, that if you have not tried this strain, then you need to add this to your list! This beauty hits you with a very strong, fruity aroma (a mixture of all the berries), but the thing that is extremely pleasing, is the smoothness behind this smell. I received one medium size bud, and the rest were popcorn sized or a bit smaller—almost like it was ready to be poured into a bowl and you just needed to add some milk— which I liked, as I had almost no stems. They came densely packed with trichomes giving almost a milky appearance. You will not be disappointed whether you smoke this as a joint or bong, HOWEVER my recommendation is a joint! Lately the weather has been a bit down in the dumps; so I decided to have a fun little hotbox session. Best decision ever and here’s why. The entire smoke was extremely smooth. The taste was subtle but fruity to the tongue. And as my car filled up with the smoke, I just felt like I was swimming in a bowl of cereal. The high at first was felt behind my eyes, until I got out of the car to go inside; it hit me all at once. Complete calmness just entered through my entire body. Any worry, fear, negative thought I had, just evaporated and I was left feeling light. The rest of the high, I was chatty and slightly giggly. It lasted around 2-3 hours this high. As it starts to taper off (last hour), you just feel a sense of relaxation and calmness. You get the same effects smoking from the bong just less intense and a shorter high. This strain is great, for people who have anxiety or depression, as it truly helps clear and relax your mind and body. Thank you, @onetwotreezhq for making this available to your community and thank you, @capulator for blending these two babies MAC1 x Cereal Milk for this beautifully well-balanced hybrid Milk and Cereal. I am a forever customer for this! Please keep fulfilling my sweet tooth with this one.

May 01, 2021