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Cat Piss AAA+ - OneTwoTreez // May 2021

/u/Electronifyy

https://imgur.com/a/SA730pQ With a name that may ring unpleasant for some, Cat Piss is a unique sativa-driven hybrid that is said to carry aromas similar to ammonia. This was intriguing to me as it helped to deepen my appreciation for the eclectic nature of this plant and the many expressions that can take place through breeding. I had no doubts as I’ve definitely picked up some bitter, sour notes on previous strains like Animal Face before and while this grow definitely carried some more subtle ammonia-like undertones (quite muted), what took me by surprise was the intense burst of citrus, like you just zested an orange. This was such an inviting experience considering my reservations and quickly became a house favourite for its flavour profile and effects. Arriving as medium to large buds that carry a wonderful cure, dense and sticky to the touch with a good amount of milky resin glands to decorate the surface. Bright and muted shades of green dance with healthy orange pistils to form a well-manicured bag appeal that stops just shy of industry quad quality, so I very much agree with the AAA+ category that OneTwo placed it in. Breaking down in a grinder leaves users with a fluffy, moonsand-like consistency full of orange cleaner terps that just emanate from your grinder as if someone just rubbed a peel around the rim of your piece like it was a cocktail. A relatively smooth smoke is accompanied by those orange terps I can’t shut up about, as each exhale provides delicious orange tic-tac notes along with a noticeable funk that isn’t quite “gassy” but more along the musky side. Effects definitely remained on the cerebral side but can quickly get debilitating at higher doses, leaving users with no choice but to sleep it off. These sticky buds brought improved mood, appetite and social skills so it’s best suited for small gatherings, or even just your go-to daytime smoke with high levels of potency. Definite stamp of approval. Quality: 8.6/10 Value: 7/10

May 29, 2021

Tom Ford Pink - OneTwoTreez - May 2021

/u/mikanismable

Tom Ford Pink - indica dom rated AA+ for 78/o, 144/2o. Looks-wise, I found these to be big big buds. A little leafy, and stemmy but it was dense and cured well. There's a hint of pink smell but it's muted. Not harsh on the throat but found the ashes a lil dark. Overall, the bag appeal is decent for the price and I'm glad I scooped the last available ounce. Potency-wise, these hit like a good pink - relaxing, euphoric and couch locking in high quantities. It stayed for about an hour before sizzling in a light Hazey high. It also really makes you hungry right after. Overall, I would rate this AAA personally. 8/10 for this pickup. Great ounce price for a great high.

May 28, 2021

Granddaddy Purple - OneTwoTreez - May 2021

/u/mikanismable

Grand Daddy Purple (GDP) - Indica dom strain, crossing God Bud and Purple Urkle, rated AA+, worth $78/o. Looks wise, these buds came mostly large nugs (around 60%, rest smalls) and smelled like regular normal weed. The trim is great but I feel the buds are a little old as it was a little hard to light and keep it burning. The ash was mostly white and gray and the smoke is a little harsh. Potency: 7/10 - fast-acting, stoney, hazy, and you can really feel it behind your eyes. It's relaxing and if smoked more, you'd be couch lock. Tried this around 4pm today and feeling a little nappy right after. Overall score: 7/10 - Great buy, great price, great looks. Only 7g ($24)/3.5 ($15) left if you wanna try it!

May 27, 2021

Crunchberry sourced from Onetwotreez May 2021

/u/38thirtyeight38

Crunchberry • Lineage: OG Kush x Blueberry • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - small and medium sized nugs have a perfect trim and a great cure leaving them slightly dense but light and airy and slightly crispy feeling as they did land a tad dry however, still a bit sticky to the touch and fresh inside. Multiple shades of light and dark greens with gorgeous purple streaking throughout that bleeds into the center of the buds which also have many long wirey light copper colored pistils. The milky white trichomes add a layer of very visible frost and still have some outer heads intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is super funnky, right up my alley, and not at all what I was expecting with strong funky Breath like terps dominating for the most part but also has faint hints of berries and sweet earth. The taste is also heavily dominated by strong and sweet Breath terps and has a Blueberry exhale that is slightly earthy and also gets sour the more you smoke with hints of woody terps as well. Very terpy and best described as straight earthy Blueberry Breath terps! Joints burn perfectly even with a small oil ring forming eventually and produce a lightly peppered white ash. • ? • High - some uplifting euphoria with a bit of an upbeat mood get this one started that is great for relieving stress, depression, and anxiety leaving you feeling very happy instantly after smoking and slightly relaxed. After some time the body load becomes stronger but not in any way debilitating allowing full function with a clear head and for me, is a great smoke for social activities or gatherings. The effects last a good amount of time with no sedation or crash being a great daytime option. • ? • Overall this one was very interesting and another great option from the team @onetwo . Nice bag appeal, loud and super funky terps that translate perfectly, clean white ash, and great effects. I rate this Quality 9/10

May 26, 2021

Slyme Cookies - OneTwoTreez - End of May

/u/BreedWeed85

Slyme Cookies LSO (Slymer x SinMint Cookies) OneTwoTreez I'm not taking my time in taking a bunch of nice pics with my phone for flowers that I don't like.. I'll still give a full review anyways.. First impressions of Corse if the smell.. straight up Lemon.. which I'm not a fan of.. I've heard their "verified reviewers" telling me it's soo good like a lime soda pop funk which sounds friggin awesome.. isn't the case here.. regular ass lemon.. I mean I like lemon when it's nice and dank like I'm a fan of King Louis XIII that's some real nice ?.. looks it's a pretty flower can't deny that.. looks doesn't get me stoned.. it's a little on the dryer side too.. So session it tasted like a faint lemon spice.. not a fan at all.. and this is supposed to be some LSO... I've had more then a few LSO and ouff idk about this.. buzz is hybrid.. I believe it's a 50/50.. Overall yeah I'm done with 12treez.. first order was budrot.. 2nd order was this.. Yes one two trees is not for me 6/10

May 25, 2021

Grease Monkey sourced from Onetwotreez May 2021

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Grease Monkey • Lineage: GG4 x Cookies and Cream • Bred by Exotic Genetics • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - medium sized buds that are nicely trimmed and perfectly cured being very dense as well as sticky and very greasy feeling. Lime green buds have hints of purple throughout and plenty of wild looking thick copper colored pistils that is all topped with a generous layer of resinous trichomes which still have many outer heads visibly intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is nice on this with overtones of sweet but skunky diesel and hints of vanilla undertones which all comes off a bit creamy. The taste is very skunky with strong earthy overtones that has hints of diesel with some funky herbal type terps in the mix and like the nose, also has a creaminess to it. Joints burn perfectly and instantly form a fat oil ring well beneath the cherry while producing a salt and pepper ash • ? • High - Spaced out and dreamy euphoria that easily rids you of stress along with some mild relaxation get this one started making for balanced effects right from the start. Mounting to a good level of potency and remaining mostly balanced (just slightly indica leaning in larger doses) throughout the high with no couchlock but a great deal of pain relief, this one is a good anytime smoke however, if you over indulge it does leave you quite lethargic. • ? • Overall I had a couple cuts of GM recently and though this one is not my favorite, it is still a great cut nonetheless. Great bag appeal, dank and skunky terps that translate nicely, salt and pepper ash, and medium/high potency balanced effects. I rate this Quality 8.75/10

May 22, 2021

LA Cake Pop - OneTwoTreez // May 2021

/u/Electronifyy

Something a little off the beaten path here, as LA Cake Pop brings a bold cross between OG relative LA Kush and the extensively backcrossed GG4 to bring about one of the more pleasant daytime smokes I’ve had this year. Staying true to the GG lineage, this batch produced medium to small sized buds just practically glowing nuclear and lime greens diversified only with a touch of darker shading and the pale orange pistils compacted tightly to the surface. Flower density is off the charts as a great deal of effort is required to split these little guys open, quite similar to the MAC1 or Milk and Cereal from OneTwo for whoever tried them. Contrary to previous experiences however, this bud doesn’t necessarily “fluff” up well, and grinds into what looks like a disappointingly small amount. But hold that thought, because not much is needed to reach a state of complete sun-kissed bliss; this flower is potent. A very unique terpene profile lead by an earthy funk is complimented by tart and sour notes. Not too dissimilar from citrus terps, but with the “bitter” factor turned all the way up. I know others have mentioned a sweetness, but I was getting more of an earthy Kush with that sour lime twist that carried itself well through the inhale. Ease of use is a point I’d like to drive home here because it really felt as if I was just inhaling flavourful air, burning so clean you almost forget you are smoking. Powerful but pleasant wave after wave flushes through your body that brings with it a impermanent state of jubilation. This is in part why this has become such a favourite daytime medication for me, because this strain provides a high but healthy dose of positive vibes without the less desirable side effects of heavier strains. No head fog, no burnout, just uplifting, creative and motivated feelings for hours. To me, this is a wonder expression of the nuance and beauty of this plant, finding a special place in the headstash for those certain days I need just that little extra. Recommended for any time of day really though, for experienced users but can be appreciated by all - with dosage in mind. Quality: 9.5/10 Value: 8.4/10

May 21, 2021

Ghost Pink V3 sourced from Onetwotreez May 2021

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Ghost Pink V3 • Lineage: Ghost OG x Pink Kush • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - these medium sized uniquely shaped buds are perfectly trimmed and cured with a very dense and snappy texture and are both sticky and greasy feeling. Made up of multiple shades of green with light and dark purple sugar leaves that add immensely to the bag appeal and plenty of dark orange  jpistils that is all completely covered in a blanket of resinous trichomes that have many outer heads still visibly intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is very loud and familiar with super sweet but also dank musty gas exploding from the bag as soon as you crack it and has undertones of earth, vanilla, and floral terps. The taste follows suit with dank and not so sweet like the nose earth and floral terps that have overtones of that unmistakable musty gas. Joints burn perfectly even with a sizable oil ring and produce a mostly white ash with some peppering. • ? • High - bit of a creeper sneaking up a bit after smoking with heady effects that are a bit stoney, very euphoric, as well as very calming both mentally and physically and eliminates stress with ease. Also instantly you can feel your eyelids begin getting heavy and a body load washes over you that will most certainly have you couchlocked in no time at all if you indulge in more that just a few puffs as just like the V1 and V2, this stuff is potent. Finishes strong with heavy sedation sure to help those with insomnia and is most definitely best suited for evening use. • ? • Overall I enjoy these Ghost Pink stains very much and this V3 is up there with the other 2. Great bag appeal, dank and very loud terps that translate perfectly, clean and greasy burn, and potent effects. I rate this Quality 9.5/10

May 21, 2021

Slyme Cookies LSO - OneTwoTreez - May ‘21

/u/MoonBud12

Slyme Cookies LSO AAAA - 60% Indica Source: @onetwotreezhq Lineage: Slymer x SinMint CookiesBred by: @sincityseeds The colouring on these buds are dark purple leaves—almost black—with a heavy coating of crystals giving it a frosty-like appearance. The trichomes are able to have more of a spotlight as their backdrop is so dark. They came small in size and packed an interesting aroma. Personally, I found the smell to be more spicy with a small lemon undertone that is almost unnoticeable if you are not taking your time with this beauty. Now, if you are looking for a well-rounded mellow high, then you need to get your hands on some Slyme Cookies. Smoke this strain however you want and you will achieve the same results. The high hits your head but then moves to the body slowly and carefully by enveloping you completely. This allows your body to relax and remain calm. I become very focused, to the point you could enter a zone out state. Basically, you can’t hear anything else outside of what you are working on (your bubble). This is a perfect anytime of the day strain for around the house because of the ability to stay focused and yet be relaxed and calm. After a day of smoking this, you could very well use the relaxing effects to drift off into a peaceful sleep, instead of pulling out that hard hitting indica.

May 18, 2021

Cat Piss - Onetwotreez - May 2021

/u/thedopechaud30

Not the most pungent in terms of amonia, but it does offer a subtle funky cheese behind a bold citrus profile. Burns clean with white ash and decent oil ring buildup around the cherry. Effects are not as psychedelic as other cuts I've had, but still a definite mood enhancer and a laugher. Great energy with little burnout.

May 18, 2021