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Gas Face - The Quad Father - Aug 2024
Aug 30, 2024
Wow, I've tried every Gas Face from Bonzai Boyz but this batch was the best. Insane smoke, oil ring and potency.
Georgia Pie - The Quad Father - Aug 2024
Aug 30, 2024
Same as with the Gas Face, Superior smoke. Bonzai Boyz is really killing it this year. For $279/QP you cannot beat this price and quality. I found my go to shop!
Perm Marker - Bonzai Boyz - The Quad Father
Nov 05, 2024
Permanent Marker is an indica-dominant hybrid made by crossing Jealousy x (Biscotti x Sherb Bx). Bred by Seed Junky Genetics, I've loved this strain on past occasions I've tried it, so this was a no brainer. Healthy tag on it, but YOLO. Visually, this is stunning flower. Tight, compact buds, very well-manicured. Trichome coverage was intense and much of them were untouched despite transport. Bright green with whispy orange hairs, there are some brilliant purple accents hidden within, courtesy of the Jealousy cross. Trichome heads are large and glistening and easily visible to the naked eye. Buds are dried very well but not crispy, snapping easily off the stem and coating my fingers in kief just busting them up to shove them in the grinder. This cultivar is unique. I've never experienced anything near this terpene profile. Musky, slightly soapy yet fruity, with a bit of a fennel or star anise on the back end. Smells fucking exotic as fuck. Smoke was thick, retained the terp profile right down to the filter, and the ash was white as chalk. I rolled up in a RAW black paper and it burned super clean the whole way through. Beautiful resin ring within the first couple hits. Burns slow and smooth, with no harshness on the throat. Potency is enormous. 70/30 indica-heavy is the perfect ratio for my tastes as an anytime smoke, and I fucking love this. Didn't bog me down, but still gave me that warm fuzzy feeling behind my eyeballs and made the bad thoughts stop. Made me still feel physically great and not tired. The stone this throws is almost as unique as the terp profile. I'm glad I picked this up. I make it a point to get my hands on as much Bonzai Boyz gear as I can, as they're one of the most consistent growers out there right now from my experience. This is no exception. Gas Face and Animal Face were both winners. This one is a fucking home run. 9.4/10.
Gas Face - Bonzai Boyz/TheQuadFather - Jan 2025
Jan 25, 2025
Just like the last round of gas face i've tried. Terps translate perfectly. Burn, potency both amazing. A steal of a deal.
Scented Marker / Gorilla Goon Genetics / Sourced From The Quad Father
Apr 27, 2025
Lineage: Permanent Marker x Pineapple Fruz -permanent marker ([biscotti x jealousy] x sherb bx) -pineapple fruz (animal mints bx1 x zkittlez bx1) Grower: Gorilla Goon Bud Appeal: Not the best trim job and I got a bunch of popcorn with some medium nugs, to be fair this strain didn't produce big buds in general. The buds themselves are a beautiful deep purple with bright green leaves and a fair amount of amber pistils. They're pretty caked up with nice milky trichomes. Structure is fairly dense, moisture level is great, grinds up into kinetic sand. Aroma: Predominantly gassy and sour with citrus, berry, and tropical fruit undertones. I've never had pineapple fruz before but it seems like both parents are well expressed here. Flavour: Tastes like permanent marker, gassy, floral, soapy, and funky. But the pineapple fruz adds some fruity and tropical complexity. It's like straight permanent marker on the inhale, and the exhale gets more fruity notes like pineapple, lemon, and berries. Burned very clean and smokes extremely smooth. Effects: This hit like a balanced hybrid for me. A pretty potent full body relaxing high kicked in as I was nearing the end of the joint. Doesn't have a heavy couchlock but the body was relaxed and the mind was calm. Good for any time of the day. Overall Opinion: It's some quality flower forsure, but I also got the malibu marker #35 and I enjoy that one more. They're kinda similar in the sense they are tropical permanent marker crosses. But the scented marker hit me like a 50:50 whereas the malibu hits me like a more indica leaning hybrid which is what I prefer. If you're looking for a balanced hybrid this is a solid choice, but I'd try the dripz instead, it's better overall imo. 8.5/10