Reviews

Strain - Gods Green Crack (hybrid...rated AAAA) MOM - MMJ Express MOM info - My first time ordering from these guys and Ive got to say top notch customer service. I always ask questions before ordering from a new mom just to feel things out a bit. This was a first for me...I was asking about a strain and the guy said hold on...came back a few mins later with a bunch of fresh photos he just took and gave me this honest opinion. Thought it was cool he took the time to go do that. Packaging was great from these guys too. Double sealed (bag inside bag) with no smell at all. Smell - Not as pungent as I thought it would be but still great. Earthy and fruity at the same time. Smoke - Smooth as can be. Great taste. Burns to a white ash. This stuff put me on my ass and I’m a daily smoker. Value - 10/10 for sure...got it for $160 an ounce with a $30 credit I won on discord Incentivized for review - no

Product Review Super Super Awesome aroma and taste 10/10 AAAA easy Really Sticky! Really Sticky! Gum Balls:) Super dense Nugs 10/10 for cure Good Strength Very Heavy Smoke and Instant, and Motivational 9/10 Potency

[ ] Wedding Mints by Private ACMPR $200/OZ Lineage: Wedding Cake x Kush Mints Bag appeal = nice big dense buds are trimmed to perfection and the cure is bang on. They got that crispy snappy texture outside and are nice and sticky inside. Mostly lime green nugs with hints of purple and black and nice blues throughout are loaded with bright red pistils and a layer of shiny trichomes that sparkle like glass. Smell/Taste/Burn = the smell is so funky and very difficult to describe. it is a strong funky cake overtone with a light minty undertone and the cake terps seem to get stronger once busted. Very unique for sure. The taste is is pure undiscribable funk on inhale and the exhale is like a mix of cake and cookie terps with light minty notes. Joints rolled with raw papers burn great and clean to a white ash. High = the high from this is quite calming and relaxing but not so much so that is has a couchlock. Just a super mellow and chill kind of high that is perfect for playing vids or watching movies. It's not the most potent smoke but is quite versatile in that it adapts to what your doing I find. If I smoke it during the day while doing stuff, i find myself getting bouts of uplifting euphoria. When i smoke it at night and relax while watching a movie or something, it gets me a bit sleepy. All in all it's a decent smoke for anytime day or night. Overall = Quality 7.75 Value 9/10 More pics and a video here https://www.instagram.com/p/CAvSWeNBDKM/?igshid=1n7jqrd3fbif5

Amazing stuff got a15% on a sale. Haven’t tried it wet but I’m about to.

Wow, terpy as a motherfucker. One of the most flavorful smokes I've had this month, blasts the room with citrus notes that Tropicana would be jealous of. Uplifting effects come on within minutes and I'm just bobbin to Freddie Kane enjoying myself. Burns white. Cheers guys! V9 Q9.2

Death Mint Cookies from High Grade Aid. Had to pick this one up from what I was hearing and seeing in other reviews. A friend from discord also filled me in on a personal order they made and I was sold. My order came in a nice and sealed discreet slim brown box. Inside was a CP plastic mail bag that was also sealed then inside was a vacuum sealed bag with my oz in a mylar heat sealed bag. Very discreet and no chance of any smells leaking through the packaging. Now for the actual weed, soon as I cracked the bag open I was hit with a very nice fuely slight minty almost doughy scent. It wa pungent to me not a light nose as others have said. The texture and cure was perfect I don't think it could of been any better. The nugs are frosted in trichomes I mean this bud glitters even in low light you can see them perfectly. The ash was very nice fluffy and white with a nice oil ring forming a few puffs into the spliff. This is a true quad, the buzz hit right away and got me uplifted happy and energetic to get the day going. This is a very nice gaming strain for any gamers out there I would recommend this for that or for just socializing. One of my better pick ups to date from MoMs and just buying weed in general. The only negative I could see anyone complaining about would be the bud size. Mine were small with a few mediums .This was listed in the description before buying though and at a discounted price. Even with it being mostly smalls I have to say they are still nice and potent. No loose fluffyness to any of the buds. Each nug was trimmed close to perfection. I will continue to buy this strain especially at the sale price of 160 and will also look to buy other strains as well. Edit: As of right now the sale is over and the price is back to normal.

Quality 10/10 Value 9.5/10 Can smoke this all day, very pure tasting and not harsh. Just the best

Small to medium buds, but I got 3x7g in their ounce mixer. Maybe if you bought a zip you’d get bigger. Super sticky and perfectly cured as always from HGA. Smell is somewhat faint but it’s creamy, hashy and peppery. Smooth smoke with a hashy taste. Light gray burn. Immediately felt wth overall body relaxation, but not sedation. Had my back feeling great, good mood boost and motivation. If you smoke enough however you’ll be zoned out at the TV. Pretty potent, and a steal at (what you could get it for) 135 in their mixed ounce right now. If anyone wants a referral code for a first order let me know.

Taste purply and sweet. Beautiful dense multicolored buds. Nice and sticky when busted up, decent burn on er' in a joint. Could be more potent Quality - 8.5 Value - 8

Quality: 4/10 Value: 4/10 Forgot to mention this is Flawless BC. Very disappointed in this one. Was a bit moist, Smelled weird and had a taste I did not enjoy. Leaves a weird smell in the room. However my friend didn't mind it. Price is too high for this level of quality.

Quality: 9.5/10 Value: 9/10 Very nice taste with hint of berry. Outweighed my expectations. Good high. Little cough. Stable at room temperature.

Quality: 8/10 Value: 6/10 Nice and terpy with a great high. Too expensive ($140/half oz) imo. Appearance is top notch.

Quality: 1/10 Value: 1/10 Awful. Taste is very bad and off. My friend described it as lead pencil taste. Unsmokeable. Appearance is good, Smell is a bit off.

Quality 9/10 Value 9/10 Nice Nose, Burns clean, hard sticky dense buds. Classic Pink and death bubba terps. Well done guys

First time trying this strain, first thing you notice when opening the bag is the smell and bright orange hairs. It smells a sweet gassy, taste exactly how it smells. You’ll feel pretty focused and energized after smoking, perfect strain for gaming, loving the feeling. Customer service always good with these guys. Overall 8.5/10 I will be getting more of this for sure, hearing this newer batch looked better then previous. Here’s a Referral code 25$ off first time customer REFB27FDV2AH5

Love these mawfuckers taste is dank, perfect effect eat 2 eat 8 decent buzz and super potent :) love em!!! That’s why I stocked up while they were on sale teeheee!!!!!

Made three orders over the long weekend from different Ontario moms, this one wins the prize in terms of getting here first and as usual, great service by keystothequads. Always very well packaged, quick processing/messaging via direct message app, certainly a service I would recommend to anyone. It’s premium flower that you pay a premium price for, but I have yet to be disappointed and every toke reminds me of why I paid this much lol.. Flower: Peanut Butter Breath #4 by CE ($280/oz shipped) So initially I contacted them to buy some pbb#26 as I had purchased some in the past and really loved it. Contact keys, they tell me I should forget about the #26 and go with the #4, that the nose were the same but the #4 was just more potent. Usually when I have my mind set on something I don’t budge but hey, figured I take the guys word for it (they even added a bud of the #26 to compare). The flower comes in a smelly proof bag which is then vacuum sealed in another bag. The moment I put the scissors in the sealed bag, I had a huge smile on my face. Absolutely pungent PBB nose, really reeks of kushy peanut butter and that unmistakable breath odour, a thing of beauty. Visually I find it less seducing than #26 which has the bright purple colours, but they are still beautiful nugs. Perfectly cured, somewhat greasy and rock hard. Decent size buds too. Tried a small tester as I was working today and they weren’t kidding, stuff is super potent. Very balanced high (definitely a 50/50). Tiny joint hit me like a brick. Perfect burn/white ash, oil ring. Nose which really translates to taste. This bud checks all the marks and have to say it’s worth the price they are selling it. Definitely happy with this purchase and also a great suggestion on keystothequads part!

I never tried the normal one

I never had the $99/oz but this one was pretty good, I'll post a full review in a bit

Yes it is a quad, and I’m enjoying it as we speak

I’m just posting what I smoke, and it smokes great! Had a hard time busting it up, we all know wat that means, FRESH!

MOM NAME: LOWPRICEBUD OVERALL RATING OUT 10: 9/10 No issues or problems COMMUNICATION/SERVICE: 10/10 Had no need for extra Service as everything went smoothly as usual. SHIPPING/PACKAGING: 10/10 Placed my order on Thursday afternoon, got a tracking number the next morning and it arrived at my place on Monday, Happy about the delivery time. The packaging was smell proof, discreet and easy to wipe down. everything I ordered was individually packed in a sealed bag. No Complaints in this Category. PRODUCTS TO REVIEW: Purple Dream (AAA,14g) When I first opened the Bag of Purple Dream I caught a nice whiff, It had a nice hint of berry, with a stronger aroma of herbal and pine. Kind of reminds me of the smell of fresh air a breeze brings along when walking through a forest or nature. The overall Bag appeal is a 7/10 as about 1/2 the bag are like the ones in the picture (1.5 - 2.25g nugs) but the rest is made up of smaller nugs (most 0.5g). The nugs are a Nice darker green with hints of purple throughout , with orange pinkish hairs and a quite dense feeling when squeezed. They are covered in a nice layer of trichomes but some of the nugs do still have a bit of leaf, nothing too bad though (for a AAA). I am happy with the overall appearance of the bag for the price. A 1 gram Integra Pack was also included, always a bonus! The Taste is my absolute favourite part of the strain, the general smell of it transfers over to the taste but its also just so much more than the smell. On the exhale there is a pleasant sweet flavour on the exhale that is just refreshing as heck on the first couple puffs of a joint. Personally I use a bong most of the time I smoke but because I Really enjoyed the flavour ive been rolling mostly joints with it rather than the bong. The smoke was pretty smooth with a nice white pepperish ash. I really enjoyed the high of this strain as Blue Dream (one of this strains parents) is one of my all time favourites. The high went to my head pretty quick but it was a clean, creative and focused high without much couchlock or sedation. This was a nice high for things like playing video games, drawing/colouring and listening to music. This is one of my Favourite strains now and a great day smoke as I still feel relatively clear headed after. Overall I am happy with my order and may get some more in the future. INCENTIVE FOR REVIEW: Points towards my next purchase

MOM Name: LowPriceBud Overall rating out of 10: 9/10 Product/Photo:Tuna Rockhttps://i.imgur.com/O1go76V.jpg Review/Thoughts:It's a bit scrappy/leafy, some nugs were beautiful and others were pretty rough so the grading could've been better. Burn was okay, salt & pepper ash. Potency, nose, and taste were all great. A very typical but good Tuna strain. Price was $180 and I got another 20% off with a first order coupon. Quality: 7.5/10 Price: 9/10 Product/Photo:Blue Fin Tuna https://i.imgur.com/iwt15YO.jpg Review/Thoughts:Much better trim and grading than the Tuna Rock, overall just a better product but the price was a bit higher so that's to be expected. Very gassy with a slight skunk to it. Burns clean white ash. Taste is good, another classic tuna strain. Quality: 8.5/10 Price: 8/10 Incentive for Customers:Signup bonuses, referral bonuses, review bonuses Incentive for Review:Points for review Notes:

I received this Blueberry AK in substitution for the Romulan I ordered, as they happened to have sold out when getting to packing my order. The Blueberry AK seems very true to its lineage as I instantly could pick up the blueberry nose, but it seems more balanced and not as loud due to the AK-47 genetics. The taste was that of blueberry but with an earthy, piney, and peppery exhale that in my opinion really balances out the blueberry, which historically for me is hit or miss. The effects are very interesting. If you smoke/vape a small amount, you will be met with a sativa high, but smoke/vape a few bowls in a row and you’re hit with a couch lock Indica high. I think strains like this are amazing for having a spectrum of different effects one could go for. I paid around $70 for 14g and I would say that it’s a fair price. I’ve been ordering from a few different MoMs but LPB has been one that I have never received a bad product from.