Reviews

Strain - Donkey Butter (Grease Monkey x Triple OG) Visual/Texture - this larger sized bud formation being elongated, with a tapering spade shaped appearance. Slight movement behind this semi dense compact nug, broken open revealing a sticky fresh lined interior. Darker forest shades with accompanying medium mossy green undertones. Covered by a healthy amount of scraggly copper hairs, and coated in a thick layer of frosted milky trichomes Scent/Burn - a unique funk behind this loud emitting terpene profile. Administering a volumized dank aroma surrounded by overtones of pungent skunky gas, nutty pines, and notes of earthy cream. Intakes flavored of nutty diesel fuel, skunky pines, finishing off with a cedar taste. Exhaling out to more of a robust gassy cedar, along with an spicy earthiness. An ash burning off fluffy lighter grey with a tiny specks of pepper, being trailed by oily resin High/Effects - Donkey Butter an indica powered hybrid (70/30) an initial build of uplifting energy, sparking motivation, while leaving you free of any racing negative thoughts courtesy of heightened euphoric levels. Halfway through the stone, the motivational plug is pulled, and a sensation of tingly relief works its way down the body. Unveiling a hazy laid back high, hitting both mind & body, being more worthy for burning later in the day or saved for the evening

This lean is pretty tasty. I added into some 7up and it made a great flavor mixed up. I could just add this syrup all the time now. Really nice grape flavors. The buzz is pretty strong and came on pretty quick I found. It was smooth and enjoyable. Pretty happy and talkative for a buzz, but tapers off into a nice sleepy after effect.

Strain - El Chapo (Face Off OG x SFV OG x OG Kush) Vistual/Texture - a complete mix of buds varying in size between smaller to medium, rounded peppered formations. Fairly firm density, tightly wound together with a crisp feeling surrounding, allowing some flexibility when pressed together. The surface being shared between a darker olive, with a brighter lime green shading, highlighted by lightened lavender hues. Displaying an array of evenly distributed thin copper pistils, and a thick spread complexion of milk coated trichomes Scent/Burn - an aroma being brandished that's nostalgic of some old school gas, administering some loud terpenes. Resulting in a gassy collaboration filled by a bold diesel fuel, sweetened pine, being lead by an earthy skunky musk. On the intake receiving a skunky earthy gas, and mild sweet pines. Exhaling out to a continued musky earthiness, with a light linger of sweet pine. Creating a fluffy light grey ash, and a resinous trail emerging behind High/Effects - El Chapo possessing effects that are familiar of an indica dominant hybrid. Provoking a mood enhancement, while supplying a heavy headed euphoria. Focus staying on point while experiencing an enhancing flow of creative thoughts. An initial surge or energy has a continuous decline as the high progresses, replacing any motivation with relaxed feelings. This strain will result in non productive days, or laid back sessions at night

Is that suppose to be 28grams unopened? That looks WAYYYY under to me.

Enough with them... Package not being shipped, fake tracking number, keep asking to wait 2 days for tracking to update just to gain time, positive reviews that looks suspicious (different 0-day account but same typos and general text) praising them as a mom but showing no products... I'm not the only one in this situation. And they still announcing a bunch of strain at ridiculous price, I feel like many more are gonna end up loosing their money with them. I don't understand why they would do that after so long.

I may feel slightly dry as the nugs already losing it original colors. The structure was still dense but some of it started crumbling already. Aroma was light pungent and some zesty citrus added in. After smoking it was left with pepper and salt. The high feels subtle and short lived. The uplifting feeling is alright to uplift my mood but wasn't enough to get really stoned.

The nugs boast a beautiful green hues and fiery orange pistils. The bud's surface glistens with a generous layer of trichomes giving it an amazing bag appeal. While smoking, it has a floral aroma along with subtle berry notes. Generally easy to smoke with few cough in between. For me the high feel balanced but not much of a body buzz. I do have to drink a lot of water due to dehydration after smoking this.

A mix of all sizes. It's more harsh than the usual stuff I usually smoke but stronger as well. On exhale you there taste a mixture of lemon and diesel. It feels like it wipes out my mind and puts me into a heavy couch lock. A moment later when I woke up 6 hours already passed lol. The high was very good for a stressful day.

Super smooth, cerebral high, makes me loose focus really easy.

Smoke really smooth, has a sweet touch.

Appearance (8.8/10): Compact and dense buds, showcasing rich greens and purple hues, covered in a fine layer of trichomes. Smell (9/10): Intense earthy aroma with pine undertones, quite pungent and inviting. Taste (8.9/10): The flavor follows the nose – a strong earthy taste with hints of pine and a subtle spiciness. Smoke Quality (8.7/10): Produces a thick, potent smoke that’s surprisingly smooth on the inhale. Effects (9.4/10): Potent and sedative, ideal for deep relaxation or aiding sleep. Strong couch-lock potential. Overall (9/10): Death Bubba Smalls delivers a powerful and immersive experience. It's perfect for evening use, offering deep relaxation. The strong, earthy flavor profile and potent effects make it a favorite for those seeking a serious unwind.

Bag appeal is nice I got some really large nugs it's just so wonderful when I got my stuff. If you have ever tried Grease Monkey you will find some similarity to this one. I did feel like it didn't slap as hard though this one is lighter but still last long. Expect to have a long munchy so prepare some food.

Slight grape and bubblegum taste. Smells like wild flower in spring with a hint of purp ter

I thought these guys were an overpriced version of bulkbuddy but this actually looks like good quality bud . 1500 a pound is still pretty steep for grease monkey though haha .

Wicked smell and taste nice high must try

-Weight: 4g (10/10) -Smell: not strong, earthy, spicy with a hint of citrus (7/10) -Density: perfect density for my taste, dense but not rock hard (10/10) -Humidity: Nice humidity (9/10) -Size: 3 medium buds and popcorn (8/10) -Cure: perfect (10/10) -Stickiness: once again, even if humidity level is very good, there’s not much stickiness to the buds (5/10) -Burn: perfect uninterrupted burn. I tend to keep the joint between my fingers for a full minute sometimes without toking on it and it’s still lit when i do, but doesn’t burn alone either (10/10) -Taste: not a very present taste, but a hint of spice (7/10) -Buzz: Very nice calming buzz, not too couch locked (8,5/10) -Overall score: 8,2/10

White Truffle AAAA (Buyweedpacks): -Weight: 4,9g (12/10) -Smell: very strong bad breath/stable smell (diesel) with a hint of berry. (8/10) -Density: Nice tight buds but not too hard (10/10) -Humidity: Great humidity (9/10) -Size: 1 big, 2 medium and popcorn for the rest, but since there’s almost 2,5g over, I certainly won’t complain about that (9/10) -Cure: perfect (10/10) -Stickiness: Even if humidity is perfect, there’s still not much stickiness there (5/10) -Burn: perfect uninterrupted burn (10/10) -Taste: earthy, not very tasty overall. Felt as if my throat was swelling a little from smoking it (6/10) -Buzz: Very calming buzz, slept like a baby 2h later. (8/10) Overall score: 8,6/10

Jungle Cake AAAA (Buyweedpacks): -Weight: 4,1g (10/10) -Smell: very good fruity berry aromas upon opening of the bag (9/10) -Density: Tight dense buds, but not too hard (10/10) -Humidity: Perfect (10/10) -Size: 4 nice medium buds around 1g each (9/10) -Cure: perfect (10/10) -Stickiness: not much (5/10) -Burn: perfect uninterrupted burn throughout (10/10) -Taste: low sweet berry taste, smells a lot more than it tastes (7/10) -Buzz: great 50/50 hybrid buzz (9/10) -Overall score : 8,9/10 Would buy again