God’s Green Crack - GetBulkWeed - June 2020
So I’m doing the God’s Green Crack for today because I’ve seen several recent reviews again asking about $99 ounces, and figured it would be a good choice.
So beginning with the first impression one gets, bag appeal;
Both ounces of this look identical in that they are filled with fairly equal proportions of small and medium sized buds in the high medium range as far as density goes. The lower density of these made these ounces look quite large in comparison to the Durban Poison especially, without being at all “fluffy.”
Bag Appeal: 7.5/10
The nose on this comes off quite close to its flavour with the sweet/herbal flavours coming through in both, but getting more of an earthy undertone than you would expect when smoking from the smell. The scent isn’t overpowering though you definitely don’t have any problem noticing it, while the flavour has a much stronger presence once smoking.
Nose: 7.5/10
Flavour: 8.5/10
The cure on them is very good and consistent all the way through thanks to the lower density. MAYBE towards the dryer side of the scale but still well within acceptable range. I store everything in jars with humidity control anyways so I find it great.
It translates into a very fluffy bust that rolls into perfectly smoking joints. I find it smokes about medium thickness/heaviness while being completely smooth. Ash is, as before, very white throughout with slight surface discolouration I’ve been noticing from my Zig-Zag 1 1/4 Unbleached papers.
Cute smoke: 9/10
At $99 an ounce, and taking into consideration all of the $99 ounces I’ve purchased from multiple MOM’s over the last few months since the market shifted, I have to give this God’s Green Crack an overall rating of;
Value/Quality: 10/10
In regards to the picture, again; I haven’t been back to town since bringing the son home a few days ago, so am stuck with my iPhone XR right now. Only editing to the picture was a crop because I can only focus properly a little ways out but it scales well.
Edit: also, now I will do the Green House Haze (the other $99 ounce I got) from them tomorrow as my OCD will require them beside each other on my feed for better comparison. Lol.
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