Reviews

Fantastic smell and Buds look great. Smoke is easy and nice. Great value. 10/10

Blue Dream continues to be one of my favorite day time sativa strains. This one was great in terms of potency - no burn out or anything! The consistency on this batch was great for my dabber tool which made picking it up really easy and I loved working with it. I got a really great batch of blue dream the other month from my buddy that had a really great blueberry flavor & unfortunately this batch just didn't have the same taste Potency: 8.5/10 Aroma: 8/10 Taste: 8/10 Look/Structure: 9/10

Florida gold was a really subtle shatter for me. It has undertones of pine and lemon on exhale. Wasn't something that stood out for me personally when compared with other AAAA shatters for the same price (The AAAA Orange diesel they have is fucking off the charts & the same price) Potency: 9/10 Aroma: 8/10 Taste: 8/10 Look: 9/10

Darker on the outside but when broken open was a beautiful golden brown. Definitely some of the highest quality hashish I have smoked. Hash isn't my favorite, but this batch had a really mellow almost grassy/earthy taste and left me with a super lethargic stone which wasn't the greatest at 2pm haha. Potency 8/10 Aroma 7/10 Taste 9/10 Look 7/10

Remaining true to it's name, the faintest of pink shades decorate the underskirt of this modest batch of Island Pink, or Pink Kush. A familiar expression that anyone on the east side who cares about cannabis can relate to, a gassy aroma with light floral notes and just a twist of funk to top it off. Arriving slightly on the dry side, these closely manicured buds did not meet the sticky threshold, but with a crisp exterior hiding acceptable humidity levels beneath. Breaking down the flower allowed for terpenes to present themselves in a more noticable manner, with dry pulls being filled with a reasonable amount of flavour. Sitting on that sweet spot between harsh and smooth, this smoke accurately represents the AAA tier with relatively strong potency levels that match up to the classic Kush stone that we've all come to know and love. A relaxing wave of good vibes and a strong body stone that is sure to please everyone from novice smokers to even the most seasoned. https://www.instagram.com/p/CI0-Bm_sB38/?igshid=kvvuith65v5m

More pictures : https://imgur.com/a/1rUtI4t Sweet Tooth, an old-school, three way cross of Afghani, Hawaii, and Nepalese. Arriving in small to medium sized nugs, displaying shades of light green and sage. Drowning in an ocean of thick, noodle like pistils that are brownish-orange in colour and doused in a modest layer of crystals, leaving the texture an average stickiness. Not necessarily dense but also not loose, giving the buds more of a fluffy composition. The profile of this Sweet Tooth is strangely unique and a bit of an acquired taste but it definitely has grown me. Aromas of sweet and flowery-earth, followed by peppery and woody-herbal nuances. It also tastes very herbal and woody with a touch of sweetness on exhale. Noticeably more enjoyable when smoked through a joint rather a bong, specifically because of the added sweetness and smoothness. Super clean burning regardless, providing a snow white ash with a hefty grease ring. A decent potency with almost instantaneous effects, beginning with a bubbly and euphoric high that can quickly uplift ones mood. Invigorating and elevating, all while offering mellow, nerve calming qualities. Good for wake and bakes but consuming a large amount has it feeling more suitable for afternoons as it can leave one slightly lazy afterwards.

Strain - Pink Candy Kush (Stinky Pink x Cotton Candy) Mom - Tegridy Farms Smell - ripping the mylar bag open, the contained terpenes instantly gust out with smells of floral with a sweet fruity almost sour candy smell. It's really quite the pleasant sweet smelling strain and upon taking a big sniff of this strain you can get the subtle whiffs of a candy like notes Smoke - inhaling brings on strong floral notes, a sweet almost  fruity candy like taste and the exhale ends up sporting a sour woody flavoring. The ash was a lighter salt & pepper color, with an oil ring intact early on and only grew through the burn High - being a sativa dominant hybrid with a slight indica presence, this being just enough to let your mind float. You're left feeling somewhat motivated but only if you can concentrate for a long enough amount of time to complete what you're planning on doing. This strain is decent for later day or earlier into the evening session Quality: medium sized shapely bud, that are really a mixture of medium and dark forest green with plenty of purple undertones coming through the several sugar leaves intact, thin bright copper pistils, and a dusting of trichomes. Great smoke with some tasty terpenes, and priced  

Fantastic. Smells amazing, super easy smoke and great taste. And the effects are also fantastic. Great value 9.5/10

I was hyped for this one 2 strains i enjoy a lot. It had the MMC feel to it with a bit of a foxtailish look. The buds where bright green white dark purple leafs almost looked black from afar. Fire orange pistils with a heavy coating of trichomes on the inside a couple headless stalks on the exterior. The buds where litteraly glued to each another. A couple heads had been brushed on the vac bag. But once busted open it was super frosty, sticky and the heads where milky. It smelled mostly minty lightly skunky, the smell transfered to the taste really well with the smooth almost refreshing exhale. It burned well slow and steady. Ashes where more on the salty side with a light dark film on the outer edges. It greases up joints nicely and fast. The high is also strong, heady at first and uplifting.While still being decently relaxing and anxiety relieving. Great strain for late night rotation.

Back again with a deadly strain from Skookum! ​ Venom is an exquisite cross of Platinum Alien OG x Black Mamba. After some jar time, opening releases a herbal and light sweet citrus aroma that may lead you to believe it may not be potent. Don't be fooled, when crunching the bud it releases a more sweet citrus kush aroma that's very dank. Nice lime greens and while being coated with frost, the insides are just covered in sparkly crystals! The taste in a Volcano is pretty sweet but very enjoyable. This bud offers a generous amount of vapor bags. ​ Now for the poison! After a 0.9g Volcano session there's a slow creeping buzz that eventually left me feeling mildly euphoric, stoned and highly relaxed. I don't really want to get up and go cook as its making me hungry but I still can get things done if needed. Very calming relieving any anxieties or stress from the day putting me in a happy but mellow mood. Continued consumption really increases these effects until your ready to knockout for a deep peaceful sleep making this a solid choice for night time! ​ If you enjoy herbal and sweet citrus terps along with a nice creeping night time stone, Venom is great! ​ Buzz: 9/10 Value: 9.5/10 (Discount Sale) Quality: AAAA Have not smoke tested yet, will edit if I do.

Really great distillate cartridges!!

Another nice Death strain from high grade aid .Well trimmed and cured, frosted, great smell , taste and the potentcy I've come to expect on these. Shipping was slow to arrive (7 business days for 1 province over) but that is on Canada post not HGA. Picked up some hash and a vape cartridge as well, havent tested those yet. 9.5/10 .

Not bad for the price at all. Mostly smalls with a few bigger .75-1g buds. I received 6 2g baggies. Trim is okay but the smoke is very nice. Mostly white ash, however some trim stayed on the smaller buds and can make for a darker ash near the end of a joint. No harshness and very heavy dough/fruit terps. V:8 Q:8

Pink Kush: This strain is definitely a couch locker. The smell comes off pretty earthy, but also a little fruity. Easily can stink up the whole room. The high is quite pleasing, and set in almost immediately. I felt very relaxed after my first rip. The comedown was fairly slow, and lasted longer than usual. Overall, a solid 8/10 strain. My only critique is that it isn’t trimmed the best Sativa Special This unknown strain really surprised me. It starts off as a indica feeling strain, and made me question the naming. However, after about 10 minutes of then movie “Half-Baked”, I immediately had the urge to GO GO GO. I managed to game for a few hours before looking at the clock. The smell is sweet and tangy, and the high is an awesome rollercoaster. It’s a high that I will remember for sure. Overall, a 10/10 for me, absolutely nothing wrong. The nugs are trimmed, and the bud is sticky-icky!

That sounds kinda disappointing tbh.

I would give this .5-1pt below previous batches of ICC before. Regardless, this one is ? Beautifully buttery-creamy nose and some gas which is nice. Transpires to a flavourful smooth smoke that is on point. Looked better before but still pretty good. Quality 9 Value 9

From left to right: House Indica Pink OG Kush, Cookies and Cream, House Indica Black Diamond, L.A. Confidential, House Hybrid Crazy Glue. I really like the Cookies and Cream, followed by the Crazy Glue and the Black Diamond. They're all pretty fresh, nice dense nugs. The Crazy Glue got me really talkative and in a good mood, while the Black Diamond helped me relax a lot and sleep really well. The Cookies and Cream tastes really nice in my vape and it's very strong. Mind you, I am a bit of a weed lightweight, but these strains are all very good, especially at the amazing Black Friday prices that HGA offered this year.

I feel like GD fell off a bit

- This product was gifted for the purpose of reviewing. The review reflects my nonprofessional opinion of the flower. I'll be rating value based on the price posted on the website prior to sales - Quality: 7.2/10 Value: 7/10 Appeal: Nicely grown bud with a dense structure, the leaves are mostly bright green with some colourful purple leaves scattered around. The leaves are covered in a healthy amount of clear trichomes with bright orange pistils. Smell: Love this one, I'm immediately hit with tropical terps. Mango, papaya and some citrus undertones really come through as soon as I opened the bag. Grinding the bud seems to have muted the smell a bit and brought out more earthy/grassy terps. Smoke: I smoke out of a bong so I can't really say too much about the quality of the burn, but my bowls salt and pepperish. It's a decently smooth smoke, maybe a bit on the lighter side making it not too harsh. High: The high on this one is a bit more subtle than others, maybe even a tad too much for my liking. Being a sativa-dominant flower, I get a mostly cerebral buzz that takes a bit to kick in but once it does I feel alert and I'm able to be productive. Nothing extra, this one is good anytime of day with moderation. Notes: All in all I've had a positive experience with The Smoking Monkeys. I recommend them if you're looking for reasonably priced flower and good customer service, which seems to be lacking with some moms these days. They're currently having a 20% store-wide sale with code TSMDEALS20 if you guys are interested!

- This product was gifted for the purpose of reviewing. The review reflects my nonprofessional opinion of the flower. I'll be rating value based on the price posted on the website prior to sales - Quality: 8.2/10 Value: 8/10 Appeal: This Gelato 33 is not as purple as some other examples, the flower itself being a nice mix of greens with a healthy amount of orange pistils coming through. Once you crack it open you can see the leaves are covered in crystal-like trichomes. I'd say the cure is one of the nicest out of the strains I received. Smell: I get mostly earthy tones coming out of this one, with a little bit of pine smell coming through at the end. Smoke: I smoke out of a bong so I can't really say too much about the quality of the burn, but my bowls burn grey/white. It is a very smooth smoke, the bud seems to have been properly flushed and cured which makes it easy to grind and makes for a nice smoke. High: I can pretty much copy and paste wikileaf's description of its effects in here, the high was spot on. Instant rush to the dome that nestled behind my eyes while it fuzzed my brain. After a while it settled down, leaving me smiling and happy without feeling too heavy. Probably my favorite high from all the strains I received. I'd say the biggest downfall is the effects don't seem to last very long, kind of a one punch strain. Notes: All in all I've had a positive experience with The Smoking Monkeys. I recommend them if you're looking for reasonably priced flower and good customer service, which seems to be lacking with some moms these days. They're currently having a 20% store-wide sale with code TSMDEALS20 if you guys are interested!

Bag Appeal: First thing noticed when cracking open the bag is...of course the smell. A citrusy lemon smell blasts your nostrils instantly. The buds aren't dense, they have a spongey give to them. This is sticky, like no problem doing the stick to the finger test. Tons of red hair weaving throughout the buds and lots of crystal to match. Grind/Roll: So due to how sticky this is it might give you a bit of an issue in the grinder, and the lemony smell turns into a chemically type lemon smell, like air freshener lemon. busts up about how you would expect, and compacts down a bit when rolled due to the spongy buds. Smoke: The taste on this is the highlight of this strain for sure, doesn't hold back the lemon/ maybe even berry? taste. This stuff gets greasy after two hits, and gets stupid greasy by the end. Burns pretty damn slow because of this. The ash is Salt and Pepper, and burns pretty well, but not flawless. very thick smoke that might punch you in the lung. Potency: Effects for this didn't hit me till I was basically done the joint, but started off very uplifting, felt in the forehead and sinus area. Then settled down into a focused type high, focused on finding funny videos to watch on the net and generally fuckin around. Another good with friends doing dumb shit kind of thing, Which would be nice when this Rona shit dies down. I would stick to daytime smoking this one. Overall for a AAAA: 9.4

Looks: Small, but mighty. This cup is has a smooth, chocolatey finish just like Reece's brand. Smell: Possesses the usual nutty, roasted hazelnut flavor of store-bought peanut butter! Taste: Super delicious and chocolatey. A mixture of sweetness with the satisfying grittiness of the peanut butter filling. Quality: I found the 40mg to not be the heaviest. Probably because I do a lot of edibles, but it was satisfying and lasted an hour or two. Good for the price.