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Bag appeal 9/10 looks amazing, nose wasn’t super strong Quality 8/10 hits nice in a bong forsure Overall 8.5/10

More Pictures : https://imgur.com/a/0HXEeo7 Saved my favourite one for last. Cherry Blossom. A strain with unknown genetics, although rumoured to involve Berry Blossom and Cherry Pie. A beautiful forest green appearance, sporting a dense, tight bud structure, topped off by a magnitude of cloudy white trichomes. They are also populated by a plethora of lovely orange pistils and subtle shades of purple. Moderately sticky and trimmed very neatly. Staying true to it's name, this one smelled remarkably like fresh cherries at first. There are other fruity nuances detected after a long sniff as well, adding notes of sweet berries to the mix, followed by a touch of earth. The same terps carry over to the taste, just a little less pronounced, offering a sweet, berry accented smoke that fades into a bit of a pine flavour. Effortlessly smooth and easy on the lungs, burning with a light coloured ash and decent grease ring. An indica leaning high, although one would never guess it to be so, as it begins feeling rather sativa in nature. Opening up with a cerebral stone that feels very focused and clear headed. Halfway through the high is when it starts exuding more indica themed tendencies as it transitions into a super calming, relaxing stone. It's not an instant knock out but it's definitely the type to have you lazily yawning afterwards.

Strong classic kush terps on this one both with the smell and taste. Effects are very strong body high and gives you a spacey headspace. Easy to work with texture and is a very clean smoke. HVE is definitely my favourite for fair priced live resin. Rating: 8.5/10

- This product was gifted for the purpose of reviewing. The review reflects my nonprofessional opinion of the flower. I'll be rating value based on the price posted on the website - Quality: 7.7/10 Value: 8.2/10 Appeal: Very frosty nug, covered in trichomes from top to bottom, although the bud itself seems to have been over-trimmed a bit. The leaves have nice purple and green hues with some orange and green pistils poking through. The nugs are quite dense and the cure isn't the best, leaving the bud a bit too humid. Smell: This is a great example of a Pink related strain. I'm immediately hit with gas that stings the nose in the best way. This bud also has a faint musky smell to it, almost reminiscent of the Breath lineup. Smoke: I smoke out of a bong so I can't really say too much about the quality of the burn, but my bowls burn mostly black. Definitely not the smoothest smoke, probably attributed to the cure. High: Along with the smell, the high is spot on. Immediate cerebral effects, it hit me right behind the eyes and left a tingling sensation around my face. Once the first effects mellow down I'm left quite tired, unfortunately the effects don't last very long so it's definitely a late night toke. Notes: All in all I've had a positive experience with The Smoking Monkeys. I recommend them if you're looking for reasonably priced flower and good customer service, which seems to be lacking with some moms these days. They're currently having a 20% store-wide sale with code TSMDEALS20 if you guys are interested!

Picked up this 12 gram mixer at hga , bought it mainly to slip to friends and family over xmas . when i opened the package , the collage of aromas hit me right in the feels . great way to try a bunch of different strains , over all , very satisfied .Buds are small as advertised but no shake . used some points and ended up getting this for a little over 50 bucks! HGA really hitting it! Canada post only took 4 business days

- This product was gifted for the purpose of reviewing. The review reflects my nonprofessional opinion of the flower. I'll be rating value based on the price posted on the website - Quality: 7/10 Value: 8.5/10 Appeal: Very dense bud with an equally dense covering of trichomes, the leaves are a mix of yellowish green and dark purple with dark amber pistils squished around the dense flower. The bud structure is a bit too dense, making it harder to finely grind. Smell: This one smells very meaty with a citrus undertone. I can almost compare it to cured meats or something, I really enjoy it as it's a little bit unique. Definitely has a spicy vibe to it. Smoke: I smoke out of a bong so I can't really say too much about the quality of the burn, but my bowls burn salt and pepperish. Nothing much more to write about here, very standard smoke. High: This one is a mild hitter. At first I didn't feel much but the high sorta crept up on me and settled into my body. Doesn't really make me tired as it's not the most potent smoke but this makes it perfect for an anytime relaxation smoke. I still feel decently energetic and I'm left with a small case of the munchies. I assume the more bowls I smoke the hungrier I'll get, so pace yourselves! Notes: All in all I've had a positive experience with The Smoking Monkeys. I recommend them if you're looking for reasonably priced flower and good customer service, which seems to be lacking with some moms these days. They're currently having a 20% store-wide sale with code TSMDEALS20 if you guys are interested!

Not much to say about this strain that hasn’t been mentioned in the other 100 sale reviews. Really frosty batch, even got pretty big nugs most range from 1-4gs. Nose on this batch is a bit weak, but the usual guminess, flavor and potency are all there. They also added a sample of island rockstar, haven’t tried it yet but smells quite gassy.

This was very potent and flavorful. It's thicker than a beer bottle In the 28g chunk in the photo. The purple and grape style flavour comes through but it's not as flavorful as some other purple strains I've tried from DD. Quality however is stunning. Very potent stuff. It's like light purple or purple amber like color when broken and flattened but in the picture it's terribly thick. Very happy with this stuff and I'll grab this again when available over some of the others I've tried

Very happy with my purchase! First time trying hga and I can see why they get all this hype. The LA cookies is a nice hybrid on the sativa side like I like. Smell is very pungeant and funky in a good way. Taste very good in a vape, a mic of the classic cookies strain taste with a little berry imo. Found a couple of seeds tho looks like sone bud had some stress at the end of flowering. 2 seeds in my 2 oz so not to bad and 1 nug with a developing herm seed. At the price tho I would buy again it. Q: 8/10 V: 10/10

Blondish Yellow colored and a very easy to work with texture. Once dabbed it gives off a silky smooth smoke tasting of rich cream with minor tones of berries & citrus. First feeling it in my eyes and head as it brought on a surge of energy before gradually moving through my entire body switching to a more relaxed and lazy high as the time went on. Great tasting and Potent budder that I will be grabbing more of in the future. Q-9 V-10

This one gets pretty low marks from me. Disappointing trim job on some of the bigger buds as well as some random relatively untrimmed popcorn in my tin. When paying a premium one would expect a premium product – looks, taste, smell and high. This stuff did not deliver in the looks department whatsoever. A couple of light brown spots in a couple of my bigger buds (can’t tell if it’s mold or perhaps just a dry patch). I’ve already been in contact with Budmail customer service and they took care of me which is great. The high and taste of this stuff is pretty good (almost a sour tangerine taste with an after exhale taste of cookie) with the high being a bit of a hybrid. It’s not a couch lock but it does pack a punch. Munchies are not bad with this stuff. The burn is salt and pepper at best. This one definitely should of been bag series rather than tin. Quality: 7 out of 10 Value: 6 out of 10

I just ran out of this so when I saw the new batch up, for sale and comments stating its one of the best batches of the year I pulled the trigger on a H.O. I had to order 2 qs as the h.o.'s were sold out. One q came as a bunch of 1g buds and smaller but the 2nd q cane in 2 CHUNKY buds weighing over 3gs each! This bud needs no introduction obviously but I do agree with them that this batch is really nice! Super caked, the odd leaf here and there but I am def getting a hint of mint in the nose this batch, along with the creamy gassiness Im used to. The smoke is SMOOTH with nice white ash, perfectly cured. Potency is there as usual also. All around very happy with this again. Its awesome to have such a consistently reliable strain to go to that is almost always available and at a discount from reg price. Imo, this is one of the absolute best values for flower that you are likely to find without a significant sale. I also picked up the 12g sampler and am enjoying the selection. But if you order one BE AWARE, the buds in these mixers are POPCORN! Very small stuff. I missed that disclaimer on the site and was a bit surprised to see the size of the buds. Still, its ok I guess. Everything, except the King Tut, is great. KT is leafy af and not at all what I'm looking for in an order. The sampler can be useful in determining which strains you'd like to order next. The Tangie Dream is REALLY nice. Incentive for review is the $25 off next order plus free shipping. I can provide a referral code for 25 bucks off for anyone looking to place a first order with these guys, just dm me. Cheers!

Black Mamba is a tasty and powerful strain that has an uplifting high and a great smell and taste. The high lasts a long time and the buds are tight and full of crystal and this is my current favourite to smoke before a good session on the drums.

This came in a mason jar, which I found is a nice touch. Buds were nice and sticky, burned clean and greasy. Not the most potent DB I've had, but offered good couch-lock and relaxation, where a premium Death Bubba will normally put me to sleep. Smoke was smooth though, and quite flavorful.

My favorite strain I got from these guys. Nose is on point, tropical and relatively loud, this one had a bit of "bite" to it, the kind of profile that stings your nostrils, in a similar way to a Strawberry Cough. Burned clean and greased up the paper nicely. Not overly potent, gave me a nice lift at night during a long gaming sesh. I was very baked before trying though, so ymmv.

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Smell:8.5/10 Cali as i like to call it has a combination of a sweet hash aroma and a fruity scent, this combo really gives it a very nice flavor later. Appearance:9/10 It had small buds that were tightly fused together with orange and green as the main color and a patches of frosty white around it. Taste: 9.5/10 The taste is hard to describe, it was strong,sweet, fruit-like majorly lemon after sometime I noticed a sour diesel like taste, but that was not too distinctive. High 9/10: The feeling of high was awesome, It was really strong, it had a sedative effect on me, i was clear headed able to respond well to conversations but reduced mobility a little bit, my muscles were relaxed with a feeling of euphoria, i ended the night with a very deep sleep. My overall rating is 9/10 didn’t really like the diesel like aftertaste i felt and i think it will be perfect for a late night smoke because i slept well at the end of the night.

Smell:8.5/10 Cali as i like to call it has a combination of a sweet hash aroma and a fruity scent, this combo really gives it a very nice flavor later. Appearance:9/10 It had small buds that were tightly fused together with orange and green as the main color and a patches of frosty white around it. Taste: 9.5/10 The taste is hard to describe, it was strong,sweet, fruit-like majorly lemon after sometime I noticed a sour diesel like taste, but that was not too distinctive. High 9/10: The feeling of high was awesome, It was really strong, it had a sedative effect on me, i was clear headed able to respond well to conversations but reduced mobility a little bit, my muscles were relaxed with a feeling of euphoria, i ended the night with a very deep sleep. My overall rating is 9/10 didn’t really like the diesel like aftertaste i felt and i think it will be perfect for a late night smoke because i slept well at the end of the night.

Strain -  Death Reaper Bubba Mom - One Two Treez Smell - the strong scent being trapped within the walls of the mylar. Once exposed, this strain makes its presence known. Ripping into the mylar your nose gets introduced to gassy diesel with hints of skunky herbal citrus Smoke - it has some clean nice whitish grey ash, and a greasy oil ring to tag along. The dank terpene profile transitoned to smoke perfectly wirh the inhale bringing forth a sweet gassy diesel citrus taste and then exhaling bringing more of an skunky with a woody earthiness flavor High - nice deep sedative stone, I made the mistake of twisting some up for a wake and bake and had to write off my next hour to television. Great for a lazy day, or definitely an evening time session. Great spaced out head high, leaves you with heavy eyelids, but also found it to remove any pre existing soreness Quality: came as some dense chunk medium sized buds, super tight formations with little give to the squeeze. Upon busting these open they were super fresh and sticky on the inside. Emerald and dark forrest green shading throughout, thin orangish brown pistils, and a nice dusting of trichomes. Excellent smoke with very pleasing results, will be looking to grip more in the future

High was not as good as the all time favourite red Congo but still a good smoke with pepper like flavour and good head high

Back with another homerun by Skookum! ​ Apple pie is a wonderful Sativa cross of Acapulco Gold x Highland Nepalese. As soon as you open the tin your blasted with piercing sweet herbal citrus that's very pungent and delicious. The buds were mostly medium and some smalls but drenched with resinous trichomes making it super sticky. Bright greens and orange hairs with a nice density that crunches out really nice. The flavor is top notch, sweet and tangy citrus and full of flavor in a joint and vape. Burns perfectly slow to a light grey/white ash and vapes a generous amounts of vapor. ​ I had the last two consecutive Tins and they are slightly different in high but both amazing. I rarely smoke but I enjoy the flavor and buzz so much I went through the first Tin already which is very cerebral and motivating. Has a mellow relaxing background high that leaves you feeling serene while your mind soars and your ready to tackle the day. The second Tin was a bit more euphoric and intense if comparing the two but just as motivating and very mood enhancing. Best part is that they both really long! One of the best options for wake and bake to get you moving making this one of my new favorites for work! ​ If you like citrus terps and long lasting motivating high, you'll love Apple Pie! ​ Buzz: 9.5 First Pheno and 10 for Second Pheno Value: 10 ( Discount Sale ) Quality: AAAA

One of my favourite strains! The terpene profile is absolutely eliite. Taste like lemon cleaner, in the best possible way . Euphoric body and head high. Perfect strain for 5pm. Doesn't look like an elite strain, but it really is. I had to buy two 14g tins from Coastal! Ratings Bag Appeal: 8/10 Smell: 9.9/10 Tate: 9.9/10 High: 10 Overall: MUST HAVE