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Violator, HGA, Feb 2021
Glad I picked it up. Very fresh and sticky Extremely pungent spiced pine aroma. Has nice orange curly hairs and thick dense buds covered in crystals. Great to look at. I am feeling creatively hungry, mellow calm and sleepy after smoking. Wish I picked up more when it was sale because its sold out now. This violator was grown excellent. Good job hga Q:9. V:9
Hindu Kush - MailboxMarijuana - Feb 2021
Grabbed this Oz of Hindu kush graded AAA+ priced at 185$, i paid 157,25$ with the new discord member coupon (-15%). Nose - Strong Pine , earthy , gassy, fresh herbal scent.. it has a strong nose and will fill up the room quickly, very nice smell. Taste - Tastes mostly piney/gassy, earthy with subtle notes of fruity/vanilla sweetness. It's a smooth and potent smoke and very tasty, you will always come back for more. Potency/High - The potency is good, i was well baked after this joint, i felt happy and in peace, i enjoyed a movie and eventually fell asleep before the end. It was heavy on my head and eyes i couldn't fight it, slept for like 2 hours and woke up very hungry. Nice indica effects, very good for relaxing and sleeping. Quality - Mostly good sized mediums with few smalls, nice looking buds with a good amount of trichomes, dark orange pistils and few shades of lighter and darker green, the colours are really nice.. the bud structure is nice too.. those are good lookin' trees! Moisture is perfect, it's fresh, good stickyness, dense and a bit squishy. Burns nice and slow, white ash, no harshness or hay smell.. it's pretty good overall ! The grade and price is right to me, it's a very enjoyable smoke and a nice looking hindu, i'm recommending it ! Q= 9.2 V= 9.5
Apple Jack - Cannabis Kings - February 2021
More pictures : https://imgur.com/a/vklAhj9 Apple Jack, a classic Jack Herer cross that has it being paired with another classic, White Widow. Very similar lineage to the Jack Frost I just reviewed but completely different in it's looks, profile, and effects. Plump mossy green buds that contain an average moisture level and are of medium density, sporting a blanket of long stalked crystals, some milky and some amber, accented by clusters of rusty orange hairs. Also a few subtle glimpses of purple throughout. The aromas on this strain are a mix of sweet and sour apples but like an apple wine as there is also this fermented fruit scent going on. It's similar when smoked with a flavour of tart apples and an added touch of bitter skunk on exhale. Not the most pronounced of terpenes but there is enough of an apple taste to keep the pallet pleased. Joints burn greasy with a salt and pepper ash, producing an acrid, lung expanding smoke. The high this one produces is a very upbeat and clear headed one. Great for wake and bakes or day smoking as it leaves you uplifted and stoned while still maintaining complete functionality with it's modest potency. Also does a good job of providing you energy, perfect for getting things done such as household chores. Very little burn out if any at all, making this an ideal sativa dom hybrid for daytime use.
Pine Tar - Flawless Flowers - February 2021
Upon cracking the jar I received a delightful sweet skunky earthy like aroma. Having a gorgeous appearance of minty green with fire orange hairs and being quite frosted out. The density is of a rock hardness. Trimmed near perfect and cured quite decently Upon smoking there was a subtle earthy kushy citrusy taste with hints of sweetness going on. The smoke was smooth, only slightly tickling my thoart. Burned pretty well perfect in a joint being even and countinious with a slow burn. The ash was of a light grey and boasted a nice grease ringer. This is a medium to high potency indica. Immediately after smoking I felt europhic and uplifted. This washed away my soreness and threw me in a state of complete total relaxation. I was feeling hungry but couch locked, I was having a difficult time getting up. Quality - 8.6 Value - 8.5
Island Rockstar Mids AAA GAS TCF early feb.
I ordered the Island Rockstar Mids AAA Gas. This is the 2nd time I have ordered off the chronfather, and I am pretty satisfied with my order overall. I should say I made the order on a Friday at noon and the package didn’t ship until Tuesday at noon, so shipping time wasn’t the best. That’s my only real complaint in this post. I had the wedding cake last time and quite liked it. So I thought I would try a AAA strain, and this was the only one with a review. The weight is on point, the bud are manicured alright, the stank is strong. Smells like some old school kush from highschool. Busts up nice in the grinder. The potency is alright, not the best for AAA. Smokes smoothly and leaves a nice ash. Potency 6.5/10 Smell/Taste 9/10 Price 9/10 Service 7/10 Will be purchasing again, probs not this strain, but if its all they had, I would take it. * I was not incentivized to leave this review. I see people posting about shills and stuff and just want to say this is an honest review. I wish I were getting paid to review.
Red Runtz - RELEAFED- February 2021
Red Runtz: (Red Pop x Runtz) Aroma: Like sugary berry candy. Honestly, I can kind of smell a Runtz-like aroma off it 9.5 Bag Appeal: Beautiful nugs covered in trichomes. Red hairs popping out, nice bud structure with nice moisture. Small hues of purple. 9.8 Taste: This taste sweet and tangy, kind of like a candy. Really tasty overall 9.8 High: Nice strain for the daytime as it doesn’t couch lock me too much, and I can maintain my motivation. 9.4 Overall: I had to try this as it looked like the best version of Runtz I was going t find for a little while. Taste and smell is great, high is really nice, but not as potent as I would’ve expected. **38.5/40**
Jack Frost - Cannabis Kings - February 2021
More pics : https://imgur.com/a/mDh1kOW This would be my first time trying Jack Frost, a cross of White Widow x Northern Lights #5. These chunky buds display a mix of forest and sage greens, populated by numerous lanky orange pistils and a mix of milky and amber trichomes. They are dense but also squishy, feeling very fresh and almost moist but it's just the nature of this insanely sticky flower. Definitely the grinder clogging type. It breaks up with the type of texture that helps joints effortlessly roll themselves. I did find a couple premature seeds which were worth taking note of. I would have never expected this kind of terpene profile from this strains lineage but it's definitely a welcomed treat. It's actually very similar to the strain Frosted Fruit Cake. Refreshing notes of zesty citrus meet sweet and doughy undertones that remind me of a cake strain. Translates exceptionally well to the flavour, offering a mouthwatering smoke that tastes of fresh clementines and creamy cake, followed by hints of skunk and pine on the exhale. Super smooth stuff that lingers on the taste buds, burning with a nice oil ringer and light salt and pepper ash. The high begins instantaneously with powerful cerebral effects that can effortlessly boost ones mood. Super uplifting, providing strong bouts of euphoria. It eventually balances out and transitions into more of a relaxing and mellow, hybrid like buzz. No noticeable knock on the potency which is surprising considering the few premature seedlings which is the only slight knock on this lovely cultivar.
Pink Unicorn - OrderWeedOnline - Feb 16
OrderWeedOnline.com Packaging was professional, descreet and odour free. Products arrived very quick and were damage free thanks to great packaging. Pink Unicorn AAAA Bag Appeal - Large, vibrant semi dense nugs that have a good trim, with minimal leaves left intact. Good trichome coverage compliments the green shades and orange pistils. 8.5/10 Smell- A combination of dank earthiness, sweet & sour, that commands your attention. Smells potent and cured well! 8.6/10 Cure - Semi sticky inside and out with a spongy texture. When ground up the weed sticks together well. No crumbling at all. Great fresher cure! 8.6/10 Smoke - High quality smoke in a joint. Great smooth flavourful tokes with a lighter ash. Awesome smoke session! 8.5/10 Vape - Memorable vape sessions due to its wonderful flavour and great vapour production. Several sessions can be achieved with a single packed bowl when stired up and re packed. 8.7/10 Potency - This strain got me GOOD! Potent initial sativa effects that felt highly energetic and creative. As the buzz calmed down to the point where my fidgeting subsided (25 minutes later) it became happy, creative and calming/relaxing. Wonderfull effects, highly potent and duration of buzz lasted a good length of time without much of a burn out. 9/10
Citrique - Gold Dreams - February
*This strain was part of a package sent by Gold Dreams in exchange for an honest review. *They also provided me with a personal discount code to share offering 30$ off "Hype30" This had a very good trim on it with slightly darker green leaves in combination with an overall slightly lighter green bud. There was noticeable trichomes along with some brown hairs. The bud also had a slightly crisp feel on the outside. The smell was really great on this strain, offered a pretty pungent aromatic citrus nose combined with a slightly sour earthiness. This was all tied together with some sweetness. Once I grounded this bud up it really transformed the smell and the sweetness was more prominent. With all the notes combined together I was able to get an almost bubble gum like smell that I thought was very unique and delicious. Ground up I felt this slightly lacked a bit when it came to moisture although it wasnt overly bad and was still able to hold its shape in a paper. It burned to a very light salt and pepper ash and smoked fairly smooth. The taste on this did have some of that sweet bubblegum come through although it was very slightly dominated by an earthiness. I was hoping for more of that sweet flavour to come through instead of earthiness although it still was a pleasant taste. Buzz was mainly sativa getting a nice wavy feel good high. It also gave me boosted focus and a nice calm composure. After about an hour it slowly leads you to a more kick back and relax state still being able to function although leaned towards wanting to chill out. Quality: 8.2
Amnesia Ganja Haze - Weedposters - Feb '21
Nice pickup from WP.. pack weighed 29g and consisted of mainly large nugs ranging from 2-5g. Well hydrated bud that smells very sweet, definitely a hazy stench to it. Flavour is pretty meh but this does produce a very smooth smoke, and as WP said this is great for wake n bakes. Definitely a creeper high. 5.4g nug
Exodus cheese / Chronic post/Febuary
They are very beautiful buds, forest green, frosted with a few purple tints. Very well trimmed, on the other hand it is dry. On the nose, when you open the bag, you can smell the stinking smell of cheese, after grinding it, the smell is rather tangy. To the taste, it is very cheezy, spicy, it is a bit strong for the throat. The ashes are dark in color. The effect is felt from the first pof, very energizing and stimulates appetite. 8.5/10
Blue Cherry Mac - Gold Dreams - February 2021
Absolutely caked right out and having a gorgeous pale green appearance. Having a near perfect manicure and a pretty well perfect cure. The density is of a near rock hardness with a ever so slight spongeyness. Has a succelent aroma of sweet blueberry cookie, making my mouth water. When smoked I received a nice sweet cookie blueberry taste, the blue genes come out very nicely. Had a ultra smooth smoke with a delightful lingering aftertaste. The ash was of a light grey and there was a nice grease ringer. Burned perfect in a joint being continuous and slow while burning evenly the whole way through. This is a medium to high potency balanced hybrid. After smoking I felt europhic and cerebral heady high. I was focused for a short while and motivated to be productive. After awhile I was couch locked and in a very relaxed state. Quality - 9 Value - 8.5
Purple Drank Breath - gizmocrafts- mid feb
Sweet and pungent nose. Dense and velvety light green nugs with good trichome coverage. Perfect moisture content. Pulled apart soft and fluffy. Ground aroma was candy and nuts, dry puff was berry sugar and ammonia. Smoke is sweet and skunky, becoming sweeter as I smoked down. A very calm and happy stone set in behind my eyes while relaxation slowly set into my muscles. Ash was salt and pepper, mostly white. Joint burned smooth and even, with no resin at the mouth but a light ring/halo appearing intermittently at the cherry. Priced at $220/oz before discounts. Q: 8.5 Value: 8.25 Rolled in a 1-1/4” Smoking Brown, no filter, medium grind. Review incentivized with discount. edit grammar
TOM FORD PINK KUSH/DNMN/FEB
Tom Ford Pink Kush MOM NAME: DISPENSARYNEARMENOW DISPENSARY OVERALL RATING: 9/10 CUSTOMER SEVICE: 9/10 good, quick to respond, and professional. SHIPPING PACKAGING:10/10 quick to process orders, packed in a vac seal/smell proof bag. Also in boxes. REVIEW: TOM FORD PINK KUSH LOOK: a bit darker green with some light greens coming through,some very dark/purple sugar leaves still intact but not much. Covered in copper coloured hairs, and a milky coating of sparkling trichomes! TEXTURE: mixture of small/medium, with a couple bigger nugs. Very dense, solid buds. Bust up in the grinder good with little resistance. Have a nice stick to the buds. SMELL: Pungeant/skunky, sweet, piney, kushy great gas/diesel undertone that makes your mouth water! TASTE: piney, sweet, kushy, gas EFFECTS: Tingle behind the head, and washes over the body with pain relief and relaxation. Eyes feel droopy but mind feels clear, and can feel my eys get a bit dry as well. Very good for night time for that great unwind sesh before bed. Will have you nodding off in no time. Good quality for the price for sure. Overall value:8.5/10 Overall rating:8/10
Onyx Phenos -Flower&Edibles- February 2021
The aroma and flavor profile on this one is similar to Familia Funk if I had to compare it to a strain I had recently as they have many relatives in common. A combination of sweet earth and skunk with sharp undertones of fuel and spicy kush. Definitely a little funky like Steve Urkel himself. Joints burn with a decent sized oil ring and produce a salt and pepper ash, making for a smooth and enjoyable smoke. Very stoney, euphoric effects, leaving the eyes low and the head heavy on the shoulders.
Peach Sour Drops 240mg THC - Yeti Cannabis - February
*This was part of a sample pack kindly sent by Yeti Cannabis in exchange for an honest review These gummies had a coating of sugar around it although some sides had less and caused it to be a bit stickier. Besides that they looked like your generic fuzzy peach style gummy. They also had a similar texture to your typical fuzzy peach when chewing however the taste was definitely different. At first resembling fuzzy peaches it eventually leads to a more strong citrus weedy taste that wasnt overly enjoyable to me. The high started kicking in about 40 minutes after eating 4 pieces (120mg), I began feeling slightly less focused and a nice warm body buzz came in. It kept gradually increasing in intensity till I was extremely dopey and had some heavier eyes. I was definitely not able to function at all once it reached its peak and I eventually ended up falling in a deep sleep on the couch while the tv was still on. Quality: 8.5
Sweet Skunk Lowpricebud February 2021
MOM NAME: LOWPRICEBUD OVERALL RATING OUT 10: 7 COMMUNICATION/SERVICE: good SHIPPING/PACKAGING: smell proof PRODUDCTS TO REVIEW: sweet Skunk was a good strain. One of the $77 budget ounces, good smoke, nice buzz and bag aroma. Very good quality for smoking. People on here complain about LPB but they've always been alright with me.
Do Si Do - BoxedBuds - Mid Feb
Mostly medium, some small nugs. Incredibly frosty weed, hands get sticky as hell when I'm breaking it up for the grinder. Leaves are a darker shade of green tho the thrichomes make it appear much lighter, lots of orange hues. Don't get me started on the smell, some nose candy for sure. Hits you with a blast of citrus with a hint of sweet, I compare it to lemon-lime gatorade but refined. One of the best scents on a strain I've experienced. Lime is much more pronounced on the exhale. Heavily indica-leaning bud, potent on the lungs. Immediate sense of relaxation hits right in the temple, and slowly trickles down until you're fully engulfed in the couch. Makes chatting more enjoyable, though too much can put you in a coma fast. Definitely my kind of buzz. I know I've been high on BB lately but they just keep putting out bangers, and this is their newest platinum hit. The smell and taste is incredible, buds are well trimmed and FROSTED, and the high is relaxing as it gets. My only wish is I had bigger nugs but considering the quality of the ones I got, it's so minor it doesn't matter to me. I would easily pay $150 for a zip so considering I got this for $99/oz, I cannot reccomend a strain more. More reviews coming this week. Value: 10/10 Quality: 8.5/10
Viloator Kush - WEEDPOSTERS - Feb 2021
Definitely the best website overall in terms of tree. If you're not on weed posters you're slacking and just mad. This strain here has been one of my favourite for the longest time. Giant beefy nugs that smell crystal clear, smokes with white ash and no harshness. For the price, you can't beat it especially with drops coming all the time! Exotic strains for everyone! Terps - This batch was more of a piney, earthy smoke however there was some background sweetness. Consistent smell and taste are always reliable and expected! Burn - Never canoed nor did it taste harsh ever. I have had woods, bowls, joints and it all just felt like air! Flushed super well and expertly making sure the consumers are happy! Bag Appeal - Great nugs super big and chunky made me very sad having to grind up the humongous nugs however after smoking them I felt amazing. By far one of my favourite strains. Flavor- Has an OG taste to it with almost some hops to it very nice blend of terpenes making the entourage effect very good for this product! High- Really good for beginners as it won't send you over the top into paranoia or too much of anything, very balanced strain almost like a perfect 50/50 but better! Great for doing anything throughout the day! One of my favourites to share with friends who don't like their tastes too strong. Packaging- Most cannabis comes in beautiful sealed jars other than some smalls and cheaper strains however when you open the packaging, all of your worries go away with the blissful smell. EVerythime its a new surprise like a kid on Christmas. By far the best site out there,
Death Chocolate Mousse - HighGradeAid - Feb 2021
Having smoked previous batches I must say, this is the best batch yet. Nice and fresh. A great smell to the bud. Perfect cure. Just a couple of leafs to pull off. But it smokes wonderfully with a white ash. Definitely not too harsh of a smoke. High is couch lock and definitely get nice and tired. On sale I have yet to find bud elsewhere that can beat this. 9.5 out of 10 from me.
Hindu Bubba AAA+ - HGA - February 2021
This is my new Hindu Bubba from High Grade Aid. It’s great product and excellent value. Buds are all around medium in size. It’s a great smoke. I would highly recommend this strain if your looking for a great indica.
Death chocolate mousse smalls -hga- mid Feb.
Well first I'd like to say that yeah the buds are small. They have been manicured well though and pack a punch. They contain 0 stems as well so you actually get alot more bang for your buck. I enjoy the turpene profile. It is chocolatey and A bit of a kushy taste. Burns clean and my ounce was a shy Overweight. I grow and I buy a bit of herb to supplement my grows. I like this herb.
Mimosa vape cartrige(Cg Extracts)-Tfcannabis-February
CG extracts Mimosa distillate cartridges company:Tfcannabis Second time trying these cartridges, what I really liked about the first was how much it didn't smell in a public setting or at work? high isn't super potent with 3-4 puffs but was enough to keep you going and feel good in the process. This one was definitely similar to the first for the high..after 3-5 puffs im feeling energized, elevated and and euphoric but overall really good. Taste wasn't that in you face orange citrus or nuttiness almost like a fine wine you get from true Mimosa but it still tasted great!I would say this was a very subtle citrus and berry flavored but it lingers and gets you guessing. Excellent product overall almost 0 smell? and taste was good. Perfect for starting your day and getting you through it!
Dr.Pie HGA feb. 2021
Well i had described it while smoking one but i forgot the month in the title so post got removed. All i will say is its a fruity strain with nice looking nugs. I use it during the day, i would order again. Burned smooth with salt and pepper ash.