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Donny Burger Review Genetics : GMO x Han Solo Burger Cultivated by : @pacificbudboys Bred by : @skunkhousegenetics Sourced by : @red_dye_design Only recently did I have my first experience with this strain but anyone that's followed my reviews knows I have a passion towards GMO crosses. Bred by Skunkhouse genetics and grown by Pacific Bud Boys, this Donny Burger is a cleverly named, 'That's My Boy" inspired cross between Han Solo Burger and GMO. Glorious visuals on her, showcasing a rich violet purple exterior peppered with hints of forest green, further complimented by a greasy layer of fat milky trichs and glowing orange hairs. Cure is absolutely perfect with the buds feeling dense and extremely sticky while satisfyingly snapping away from their main stems. Now this is one of those strains, as are most GMO crosses, that kind of take a certain acquiring before being fully on board. For me however, the funkier; the better. A funky, sour, earthy GMO nose with hints of peppery spice and fuel. A very subtle sweetness in the mix as well. Honestly reminds me of the smell of damp grass clippings after they sat in my lawnmower bag for a few days. It's offensive but in the best of ways. Flavours are identical but without any noticeable sweetness. Sour, earthy, and savoury followed by sharp spicy undertones that end in a funky fuel exhale. The burn is slow and exceptionally resinous, smoking extremely smooth from start to finish whilst leaving behind a soft, light coloured ash. This Donny Burger undoubtedly packs a strong punch. Not an instant knockout per say like good ol' Donny in the movie cracking people over the head with a beer bottle but it's got plenty to offer. Powerful heady effects that are spacey and dreamy feeling, giving off a very foggy, mentally lazy buzz that eventually spreads out to the body, leaving you feeling very non functional and locked in place for a while. Very hard to not feel like taking a quick a nap when it fully kicks in, deeming it an effective indica dom to keep in the headstash.

Great overall pink. Bag appeal and bud feel is topshelf. Crisp exterior with moderately sticky interior. As you can see with the close ups, the trichromes are popping off this MF. The flavour is what you would expect from a great pink. Smooth, potent, floral and gassy. The burn is salt and pepper with a heavy resin ring to coincide with the decent potency. Really, at the end of the day, i prefer captain pinks pink strains over this, due to the pricing. Quality 8.5/10

El Jefe Cold cure 119 - 70u A terpy hash badder easy to manipulate and grab desired sized dabs with a light taffyness Sweet gassy stench transfered perfectly to the taste Accurate to the strain, it was a real tasty gas attack. 90-119 melts super clean leaves barely nothing behind. Same effect wise you can feel the heavy body effects building very enjoyable night cap

Strain - Black Cookies (Girl Scout Cookies x Black Cherry) Vistual/Texture - medium sized bud formed to a pyramid shape, mild sponginess allowing minor give when pinched. Crispier nug of fair density that once busted apart became substantially more sticky, creating a layer of resinous glue on the fingers. Emerald green shaded, having grassy green hues, and undertones of light minty patches, with some highlights of blackened areas. Thin shorter bright copper pistils evenly distributed all over, and generously coated up in a thick layer of milk white triches Scent - the terpenes carry nice fairly vocalized aromatics that have a sweet and sour berry fragrance, with a gassy fruit scent, coordinating with the sweet herbal, earthy nose. Overall the smell is a really complimented pairing of potent gas colliding with a sweet fruitiness Smoke - light grey salted ash with a very minor amount of peppering falling off the end, while noting how quickly the greasy ring of oil began development, growing bigger and greasier making the joint more robust as you continue puffing away. The inhale bringing forth a diesel gas with sour earthy berries, and sweet herbs. Exhaling the hoot, the profile taking on more of fruity wooden, and sweetened earthiness  High - Black Cookies is a hybrid (80/20) coming on fairly heavy with its indica effects. The high starting to take hold while you're still in session, before finishing the joint you can already feel the effects moving over you. Feeling an initial uplift of energy, this doesn't seem to last long before taking a motivational U-turn. A spaced out head high, with gravity really hitting your eyes, and sending a completely calming sensation, and deep relaxation down your whole body. Better for later day or evening time sessions, this stuff will leave you feeling quite relaxed and feeling fairly satisfied doing as little as necessary

This is an indica dominant hybrid strain. The buds are beautiful, sparkly, nearly perfectly trimmed and very dense. The nugs smell very fruity and creamy and grind up fluffy. Classic blueberry flavor with a nice hint of kush. The high initially feels pretty chill but it develops into a pretty strong full body high. 8/10 I enjoyed this strain during the day but for less experienced smokers I would recommend this strain for night time. Great gaming and tv watching bud.

Strain - Mint Chocolate Chip (SinMint Cookies x Green Ribbon BX) Visual/Texture - oval shaped, airy bud with a crispiness to the texture, with sugar leafs intact. Mainly the coloring appearing to be a bright minty green underneath, with the majority being overthrown by the vibrant violet, and rich purple hues taking on the overall presence. The pistils are a lit up appearing fire orange color, and coated in a thick jacket of frosted snowy trichomes Scent - initially the scent is quite faint coming off the nug, once agitated it becomes slightly more pronounced. The aroma being released is a mixture of terpene fumes, containing minty herbs, sweet pines, and a nutty with a robust earthiness  Smoke - producing an ash fairly even salt to peppering, and sprouting a ring of oil quite soon after sparking up. Taking in each inhale of herbal mint, sweetened pine, and a earthy nuttiness. Exhaling out each hoot tasting of a nutty robust earthiness, with a cedar taste also coming through High - Mint Chocolate Chip an evenly balanced hybrid (50/50)  Without much hesitation the high begins taking hold shortly into the joint, starting behind the eyes, all while elevating your mood, and creating an uplifted sense of motivation with some provided energy. As the stone wears on, its settles over your body, delivering a numbing relaxing feeling. A good day blaze that allows you to continue chipping away at everything needing to be done post session  

DCM: Medium to small dense buds. Burns white, produces a nice oil ring, nice strong nose on opening the package. High is a knock out. Would purchase again. Classic DCM. Mike Tyson OG: Large to medium dense buds. Burns white, produces a nice oil ring, nice strong nose on opening the package. Flower has good potency. Correctly labeled as a craft flower. Would purchase again. DMC x CVL: By far my favorite. Burns absolute white as snow. Smoke is very smooth and enjoyable. Produces an oil ring almost instantly on a joint. Very nice nose. Can smell the vanilla on opening the package. Buds were nice large buds that are very sticky. Can bust it up in my grinder and hold it sideways and it stays stuck. Correctly labeled as craft flower. You have to try this strain from HGA if you havent yet. Incentivized. $25 off and free shipping.

Horchata - Jet Fuel Gelato X Mochi Gelato Grower ; Headwaters Source ; Stashbox Love the genetics on this strain and the grower impressed me before with their baby yoda so thought I'd give this a try. Came with some pretty nice nugs got a 3g cola, really natural looking covered in crystals stupid sticky when pulling apart and breaking it down. Got a funky gassy smell to it, when it's busted up you get more of that spicy funky gas cream its really pleasent. Amazing cure just sticks together perfectly when grinded up reminds me of the early yoda batches in that regard. It smoked super clean and wasnt harsh at all white ash all the way thru resin ring was there greasing up. The terps were just beautiful, has that gassy funk spice(splitter strain similarities) and strongg gelato taste that gets stuck on ur throat legit like vanilla ice cream. Bud was potent to just making it overall really enjoyable smoke, crushes divine gelato (didn't like that strain) honestly it rivals baby yoda in my opinion just a lot more different terps hit you. 9/10 Overall.

Absurd amount of trichomes! Hard to take a picture of this bud because of just how caked it is.. this strain sounded pretty exotic and rare, so I had to get my hands on it. It definitely did not let me down! It was a super powerful knockout strain that had both superb flavour and potency. Arrived slightly dry, no boveda included on this one, however a few days in a jar with one really brought out the infamous GMO nose. Super sticky once busted up, was sticking to the paper like crazy.

Papaya Punch is really good, might be my favorite from HGA to date! Medium to large sticky buds, freshness and cure is perfect, its flavorful, smokes smooth with a thick near instant oil ring. The description on the site is spot on, fruity and cheesy. Taste is like the smell. It was on sale and i applied my coupon so it was a good deal. Free shipping over 100 and 25 off for leaving this review.

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This strain is a indica dominant hybrid, really gassy. The high initially hits you mildy but creeps into a full body relaxation. Very nice dense nugs, dark green color with orange hairs and with a coat of dank white crystals all over. Smell is earthy and piney. 8.5/10. I would suggest this strain for after work and before dinner, it’s a pretty potent strain that could leave you couch locked, if you’re a long time smoker like myself you may be able to handle it during the day without being too sedated.

Some of the best weed I’ve smoked this year. Bag Appeal: Small buds caked in trichromes. Very colourful and unique. Cured and trimmed perfectly. Interesting shaped nugs as well. Nose: very unique and complex terpene profile on this one. It’s like a creamy vanilla gas with some added funk. It’s really hard to describe you have to smell it to believe it. Smoke: Extremely potent, you don’t need much to go a long way with this stuff. Perfect for evening use. At first it’s a very headed Indica high that slowly relaxes your mind and body as time goes on. Overall: very impressed with this stuff. I will definitely grab it again if it remains in stock. It’s currently on sale so I’m hoping that doesn’t mean they’re getting low. There’s no incentive for reviews but I wanted to pass along this crazy smoke to those interested. Q: 9/10 V: 10/10

Just received a QP of this, and I can say that I”m not dissapointed. This weed's really frosty and hits hard as hell (great couchlock potential). The flavor ain't the best but for a 200$ QP it”s really good. The nugs were big and the trim was better then in the pictures. No seeds, despite the warning in the product's description. Only problem is the delay before my order was shipped. Great product, will reorder.

Coming in heavily caked out in glistening trichomes. Has a mouth watering apperance with purple hues and a milky lighter green appearance. Trimmed and cured to absolute perfection. Just about busts itself up, being so fine and fluffy. Has a pungnent aroma of creamy nutty fruityness. In a joint I tasted an amazing sweet creamy berry taste with a hint of nuttiness. There a grease ringer formed earlier on in a joint. The ash was a light gray. Burned expectional being slow even and continuous the whole through. I found this to be a medium to high potency slightly indica. This instanley calmed me down when I was in a bad mood. The high brought on a heavy europhia. I was feeling unfocused and my eyes heavy. I was zooned out in my thoughts for a goodwhile. After a bit I was feeling pretty relaxed. Quality - 9.4 Value - 9

Strain - Pink Alien Breath (Pink Kush x Alien Breath) by Gasleak Vistual/Texture - this full zip coming initially as a bricked up formation of chunky masses stuck together. Once prying these monster nugs from its cluttered up form, realizing that these are all large in stature, big conical units. Densly packed formations with little give when squeezed together. The exterior having a crispy texture, once you bust into these chunky buds, you expose the fresh, sticky, resin lined interior. Shaded up in a light olive coloring, emerald green undertones, and vibrant purple highlights that really pop off in portions of the structures. Orange bright flame orange pistils spread over the nugs shorter, and iced out in a generous layer of frosted crystal trichomes Scent - coming forward with some potent terpenes, that overtake your surroundings. Giving off an aroma full tilt gassy diesel, a sweet, yet skunky floral fragrance, blended with accents of pungent pine Smoke - lighter greyish ash, with peppering dabbled throughout, and a resin ring lagging just behind. Translation from smell is quite on point, taking on inhales full of pure gas being complemented by the deep floral taste with skunky lemon, and sweet pine taste. Once releasing, the flavor has a continued floral, with slightly less gas, and a sweetened earthiness left lingering High - the exotic Pink Alien Breath is a hybrid (70/30) with an indica heavy performance. Eyes instantly gaining excess weight, and initially brings on a solid lift of euphoria, and providing a blissful enhanced high. The stone eventually working it's way over your body, placing you in to a full on relaxed state, with added pain relief. A bake best left for at the end of a work day or evening time sessions 

Picked up 14g on sale for $80 (Now reduced to $70). When I opened the jar the smell was a beautiful, strong, sweet GSC aroma mixed with slight OG gas from the face-off. One of the buds weighed 6.7g. Just awesome "jar" appeal. Fairly dense and buds are extremely sticky. Don't even try with scissors. High was very sedating. Was hit with happy high, and about 20 mins later was summoned to the sectional. Definitely more of a bedtime or later at night smoke. Amazing cure as the smoke was smooth as always and my ash was white. Joint had oil ring as i imagined it would.

Scent - the vapor smells super sweet. Smells really good. Oils move a bit. I believe they added to many terps as evident to the viscosity of the oil and the taste. Visual - good packaging. Typical disposable that most companies use. Smoke/burn - smooth but odd after aftertaste. Exhale - a little bit too much terpy. Left an off taste on my mouth. Tastes like soapy candy. Effects - typical distillate head high nothing else.

These guys popped outta no where and added me on IG- turns out they’re a local service, so delivery was free but they do postal. So if you’re looking for SacredCutSeedCo by the Q, here’s the place for you! Anyways weed review: God damn this smells like cherry pie! Like, really really. It’s what I imagine kyle kaufman smelled when he was first introduced to strawberry cough. Smoke is smooth, mostly white ash, as you would expect from such genetics and growers. High is instantly euphoric, I’m writing this as it kicks in and it’s awesome. Bag appeal : great nose, great moisture, and nice bud structure. There was a few seeds, but I guess they’re sacred ? ❤️ Overall: these guys are getting my money between mail orders 10/10 service 8.5/10 quality product

Scent - a slight sweet sherbert smelling aroma. It's very pleasant Visual - the shatter is starting to sugar up. Dark to light orange colour. Creamy sugar. I love when shatter does this. Smoke/burn - burns amber orange. Easy clean up on banger and is smooth. Exhale - sweet dank pastery Effects - a moderate head high that allows you have full function of the body. Gave me the munchies and had the giggles. Great for chilling at night watching a movie or chilling with the wifey.

Scent - has a whitefin fish smell kind of like salmon. Reminds me of the sushi for sure. A bit sweet. Very dank smelling. Deep clean fish. Visual - Extremely deep greens almost turning blueish. Heavy frosting of trichomes on the whole bud. Dark orange hairs throughout. Overall nice trim and bud structure. Smoke/burn - burns mostly white with some black specs. Exhale - tasty tuna? Or salmon fish taste. It's very fishy. Like clean sea fish. Like tuna but not. Man it got me high. Effects - like the strain would say it knocks you out. Makes you sleepy pretty much right away. All pain went away and I went to sleep. What more can I say. Every time it just makes me sleepy lol

Scent - veryyyy classic Mac scent with a slight hint of purple floral sweet aroma. Chessy and overall stanky. Visual - pretty tight bud structure. Looks machine trimmed but not heavily and still preserves some orange hairs and trichomes intact. Overall pretty nice Smoke/burn - burns white with little bit of grey. Exhale - straight up Mac nothing else. Super good if you like these strains Effects - a mid way hybrid high. Gives you nice top head high with full function of the body. Allows you to concentrate on your tasks while feeling the relaxed. Good morning and afternoon toke.

Scent - has the classic budder smell with a bit a sweet meskeqeue gas. Love this sme Visual - looks dry but is creamy to break. Light yellow. Smoke/burn - light yellow residue. Easy clean up on banger. Super smooth. Exhale - Very budder meskeqeue gas. Effects - a pretty heavy indica hitting you straight in the face right away after the dab. Rocks your body and pulls the pain away. Heavy couch lock strain. Really liked their budder. I do love the budder taste