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Pineapple Express ? Deleted an older post on this since I felt I didn’t give it a fair chance at first. I stored this without a boveda by accident but now I’ve had it chilling for a bit and these buds seemed to have bounced back great. Buds were dry when I first received this, but after a week of jarring they seem to have been resurrected. I wasn’t impressed at first tbh, but the beautiful tropical smell and fruity taste are awesome on this batch. The buds were all decent medium sized, no shake. Burns nice with a salt and pepper ash, the high is pleasant also. Definitely feels like a mellow hybrid. Decent head and body high (gave me a numb tongue which I haven’t had in years lol) This strain is definitely nice for people who value smell and taste first. I feel it is good at everything you want in a smoke but not great at anything in particular. Overall I’ll move this to a 7.5 from the 6 I had previously. CBP has the best customer service IMO, and I feel they grade their AA - AAAA very accurately. Can’t wait for my next order to arrive!

Purple alien Og X Goji Og dense, sticky and well trimmed. The buds are medium in size. I liked the smell, earthy, musky, floral and fruity. The smoke is strong for the throat, you can taste earthy musky flavors , lemon Lemon and oaky.The ashes are salt and pepper with a slight ring of resin.I have found the effects to be moderate, it can be smoked at any time of the day.

Strain - Banana Cake (Banana Kush x Cheese Cake) Visual/Texture - airy elongated skinny bud of medium stature, bringing a slight bit of sponginess when squeezed. Fresh shelled exterior, with a lightly crisp texture, fresher sticky interior being housed within the structure. Cleanly trimmed, sharing its real estate between lighter minty to a medium emerald green coloring, with sharp lavender highlights bleeding through. Lengthy rusted copper pistils wrapped around, and emerging from the nug, while being caked up in a thick layer of snow white trichomes Scent - busting this stuff out, receiving a pleasant blast of terpenes. A powerful volume of aromas being driven from this strain, this is truly a pairing that produces some mouth watering results. First being hit by an exotic, sweet tropical fruity fragrance, tied together with undertones of sweet creaminess, with a very mild earth smell Smoke - smooth to inhale, with a consistent burn that tastes not far off from the nose. Taking in hauls of sweet tropical fruitiness, a sweet creamy taste, and a bit of earthiness coming through with each inhale. The exhale then turning over to more of an earthiness, with a sweet fruit flavoring contuining to linger on the palate. Giving off a light grey ash, with few pepper flakes intact, and showing a ring of resin after a few hits High - Banana Cake a hybrid (70/30) dividing itself with higher indica results. Subtly working its way through you, quickly finding yourself receiving an energetic boost, also bringing on an entire mood enhancing high, which completely shadows any negative thoughts. As the stone wears on, so do its effects which shift directions while spreading over your body,  easing yourself into a calming state. The ability to be social able is significantly heightened through the entire duration of the high. A perfect daytime option that is also full of tasty terps, delivering little to zero disappointment, continuing to bang out your day without any major hiccups occuring

Great smooth citrus-like gassy flavor. Really nice cart, I felt it’s good for all day use but can get you pretty smacked if you hit it hard enough. I really liked it for using on the go and before bed when I’m too lazy too get up and grind up some bud lol. Q: 8.5/10 V: 9/10

This was a crazyyy steal from the thanksgiving drop $35 for the oz never had a cheaper oz this quality too is amazing lots of good strains in the oz which was over weight by 5 as well . From what I smoked out of it so far I’m more then happy can’t complain at all would recommend anyone try to get there smalls when they do the drops it’s unbeatable

I got this from the thanksgiving sale also it was $45 for the oz and it’s such a crazy steal like all the rest … the buds are a lot bigger then I thought they’d be the smoke is AAA+ I’d say nice pink kush smell to it clean white ash with a thick oil ring and taste is there too taste just like a strong pink no complains here it even came over weight by 4 grams

130 before any discount for this very hazy slightly fruity strain that is perfect for that weekend wake and bake, love getting a good clean smoking sativa for this price. As always service was impeccable and i will def order again. If you like medicating during the day this one is perfect. No anxiety either, which some sativas will do to me. 25 off and free shipping above 100$ for this review. Cant beat hga for 1-2 oz purchases.

Thanksgiving special at 115oz for smalls. Classic HC Unicorn Poop smalls. Has that wtf smell out of the bag hence the strain name. Very small buds ranging from 0.15-0.3G per nug. Pure gas smell. Joints have oil ring same as the top buds from the legendary Headwater Cannabis. This is my absolute favourite strain from this grower. Incentive- $15 per review Q: 9.5 V: 8

Wizard Poop strain from WeedPosters Thanksgiving sale. Absolute insane bag appeal for $90oz. First reaction out of the bag is an area I thought was mold at first, on closer inspection just an absolute CAKE of THC crystal. First joint had big oil ring, white ash. Terpenes really reminded me of the strains roots in Purple Punch. Reminded me of that sweet PPR taste and profile. Extremely hard hitting, immediate couch lock. I can see why the others on Discord believe this is a 28+% Indica dominant hybrid. Incentive: $15 per review. Q:9.5 V:8.5

Mixed Quads from the Thanksgiving Special. Incredible value at $60oz. Very small bugs around 0.2G each. Came over weigh by 1.5G. Is every strain in the bag a true quad? No. However even if trips quality, it’s fun to pull a random nug. Tried 2-3 nugs so far. Peppery ash. Great vaping. Incentive - $15 per review Q:7 V:9

Mountain Mint Disposable vape pen Company: GrassChief Website: Grasschief.com First time trying a disposable vape! So like all other vape reviews I will be reviewing this product 1 week after using! Really nice packaging the came heat sealed to ensure freshness is always a bonus! So my first impression of this product was I thought it looked very cool with the buttonless technology and how small a sleek it is! After one week of using vape is still hitting just as minty refreshing as it was on my first puff..I've been using it multiple times a day and it's still going. Taste is spearmint that leaves a really nice freshness in your mouth. Very smooth with 0 coughing all week while using! High is very similar to every other distillate pen and very controllable....Few puffs and you feel good! Take a few more and feel great a few after that and you might want to sleep or sink in a couch! Only downside I would say to this is you never know when it will run out because oil is hidden within and as a first time user I'm also guessing the longevity of the batteries ??‍♂️(will it last months/weeks if I don't use or do I use asap...I tend to overthink things) but overall this is a very cool product..taste seems artificial but leaves a very nice minty flavor on the palate and I feel good after taking a few hits. I'd recommend this product for all day/night smoking because you can control your high!??

Strain - Royal Rockstar Runtz (Street Loud) Vistual/Texture - the half zip of the sought after Street Loudz branded was made up of smaller to medium sized, rounded oval shaped buds. The density backing these nugs sharing an even density between dense to spongy, the exterior feel is fresh while still sporting a greasy texture when touched, sticky when pressed, and the awaiting interior being more fresh, and resin cladded, while busting substantially more fluffed out. Moss green occupying the majority of the coloring, with medium undertones of emerald, and accented hues of deep vibrant purple patches throughout. Copper pistils unraveling over the entire mass, and generously frosted up by a layer of milky white trichomes Scent - immediatly giving off emissions of some mouth watering gas, tantalizing terpenes are loud and backed by its potent profile. A blend of various aromas which partner up perfectly. You're taking in wafts of sweet fruity, tropical herbs, potent gassy skunkiness, and a sour cedar, citrus blend   Smoke - as the joint burns, it leaves behind a clean greyish, white colored ash, with a tiny pepper presence. Fully capable of pulling big hoots off, while creating a greasy, shiny ring of resin. Pulling in flavorful hoots infested by skunky gas, tropical fruits, sweet herbs, and a sour citrus flavoring. Where the exhale takes on more of a sour cedar taste, while retaining some of that sweetness High - Triple R unravels itself upon you, starting in the dome by fuelling up your head with some heavy euphoria, and directing you towards a mood that's both blissful, and uplifting. It doesn't feel that long after, that you have a deep feeling of relaxation take hold of your body, leaving you ready to kick back to enjoy the ride, moving any pre existing pain onto the back burner. Delivering a high that doesn't leave you rushing towards accomplishing much by any means, leaving it best for later day to evening time indulgence

Got a oz of this for $151 on sale regularly goes for $240. Really happy with this oz the trim could be a bit better for the bag appeal but for the price its fine. Dense buds with perfect moisture. Really sour gassy cookie smell simliar to death chocolate mousse but a bit more funky and not as strong of flavour. Hits hard has a nice potency you feel right away more indica leaning. Very tasty smooth smoke with a clean white ash. Was supprised how much i like this strain. I will get $25 off my next order and free shipping for this review

Got a oz of this on the intro sale for $192 from cookie grower. The bag appeal and look of the buds is amazing but that is where all good things end with the buds unfortunately. The smell is muted for the most with very little nose even when busted up. The taste is lacking in any sort of terps or cookie flavours just plain hot smoke. Get a little sweet flavour or minor gassy flavour but nothing like any wedding cake I've enjoyed before so pretty disappointed with this one. It also lacks potency it gives you a mild hybrid stone that has no real legs. The high doesn't last. The burn and cure seem fine when smoking it but the ash is nearly black afterwards. I wouldnt repurchase this one again to be honest. I will get $25 off my next order and free shipping for this review

This is an incentivized review. Grass chief kindly sent me this generously FAT sample to test out and give my honest opinion. Let’s begin. Appearance/Smell: Let’s start off by explaining the appearance of this bud. It’s a beauty. Just rich green bud that super caked in trichome with orange pistils and little purple hints to it. Very dense strain as well. 10/10 appearance. Now the smell. It has a very sweet smell when I don’t squish it or grind it up. Almost like a sweet dumpling sort of smell or a slight coconut scent. When you grind it up the smell changes to a more pungent floral creaminess with slight citrus maybe. 8/10 Burn/Taste/Smoke: Burn was very clean. White ash with little to no pepper. Oil ring can be seen as well. 9.5/10 burn. The taste was more sweet and floral with maybe a hint of lemon. 8/10 taste. Smoke was very smooth. Out the bong and from a spliff they both smoked very clean with no harshness. 9/10 smoke. High: 8.5/10 hybrid high with more sedation to your mind. I have a very high tolerance but I could see this strain giving me those heavy eyes if I took a break. Overall rating: 8/10 pretty good AAAA for the tag of 149/oz. Amazing looking stuff. Great smell but not that strong of an odour. Taste was pretty good. High was very enjoyable plus the burn and smoke gave a clean experience

Strain: Quadra Island Pink (Mediums) Cultivated By: Captains Pink Sourced Through: JerCanna Buds: Medium-small, bright green buds with occasional purple hues. The nugs are super dense and pretty sticky, and although the trim is a bit shaggy on some buds but for the most part it’s pretty clean. Nose: Deep and earthy mixed in with a slight sweetness. Pretty strong smell, when it came out of the bag is wasn’t super strong but after being in the jar for a bit the smell really came out. Cure/Humidity: Jer has always included an integra boost pack in the bags, so as usual these buds are the perfect humidity. The buds feel nice and don’t break apart or crack when squished. Smoke: Super enjoyable smoke. Clean burn all the way through the joint, with pure white ash, although it was the slightest bit harsh. The taste is a bit different than the smell, although it’s still earthy, the sweetness from the nose doesn’t come through, and it’s replaced with a musky, floral taste. I know that sounds weird but trust me it’s a super nice taste. Very unique, and I think the best way to describe it is the usual ”pink kush” taste plus a lil something extra. High: A nice sedating high that hits right away, and puts you on your ass, so don’t smoke this if you’re planning on being productive. Definitely good for sleep or playing Tony Hawk for the ps2 for the rest of the day (which I’m about to do) Overall: 8.5/10 Great value since the buds are “mediums”, which I’d say is a great description of the bud size, with a super enjoyable smoke and high. Also, as usual Jer came through with great customer service, and super quick fulfillment.

CAKED with trichomes! Hard to even get a clear picture lol.. smokes clean af with a nice oil ring starting to form almost immediately. Super potent, with a wonderful cakey vanilla flavour (I even get a hint of coffee in the background). Full bodied, and super relaxing effects that are long lasting. Highly recommend! Q: 9 V: 8.5

MAC Review Genetics : (Colombian x Starfighter) x Alien Cookies Sourced by : @thehighclub.biz If I were to briefly summarize this MAC in a limited amount of characters I would simply say it's an absolute masterpiece. But that would be a complete injustice to just how good it really is. It demands a complete breakdown in every category, beginning with it's otherworldly bag appeal. Saying caked is an understatement as the buds look like they've been submerged in a layer of sugar, Fun Dip style. Extremely dense, in true MAC fashion, followed by a very sticky, snappy texture. Some of the stickiest flower I had as of late, really gums up your fingers good. The buds nearly appear white from the sheer amount of milky, full headed trichomes, barely allowing for her shades of green and purple to come through, at last, followed by an arrangement of long, thin orange hairs. Both the trim and cure are A+. One quick whiff of these buds and I'm immediately reminded as to why this is hands down one of my favourite strains of all time. It's never easy to describe but you just know it's MAC as it's a unique terpene profile. A nose that perfectly translates to taste, leading with complex aromas and flavours that are sweet, creamy, herbal, and fruity, delivering that super familiar lemony-citrus funk. Full-bodied, pallet lingering smoke, burning to a clean light coloured ash paired with a sizeable resin ring. I usually find MAC's to perform better in a joint vs a bong and that's also the case here. A highly potent, well-rounded onset of hybrid leaning effects, starting with a surge of euphoric, mood enhancing qualities, noticeably lifting my spirits with a powerful head high to match. It's eventually accompanied by a calming, heavily relaxed body buzz, perfectly combining with it's aforementioned effects to efficiently negate any lingering stress and anxiety. Honestly would be my go to strain for any time of the day as I love it that much but it can certainly leave you a bit lazy and burned out afterwards so ideally it would be better suited for afternoons and evenings.

GG#4 Review Genetics : Sour Dubb x Chem’s Sister x Chocolate Diesel Sourced by : @thehighclub.biz It's been a while since the last time I've had some good ol' GG#4. It's a strain I grew up with so it's always had some sentimental value to me. Never had a Glue with this much of a purple influence to it and it's extremely easy on the eyes as are the overall looks. Caked to the 9's, covered in milky, greasy trichomes from top to bottom, efficiently lining every nook and cranny. An ideal density with a perfect trim, cure, and texture, feeling slightly crisp on the outside with an extremely sticky interior. It's colours are a mix of faded greens and purples that nearly appear washed out under a heavy abundance of juicy, snow white trichomes, further enhanced by an array of gorgeous, peach-coloured pistils. The nose is a combination of rich cedar wood and sweet pine, backed by herbal, nutty aromas. It's quite pungent, especially when breaking it up. The flavours are similar but with the inclusion of a peppery spiciness that accents it's initial woodsy, pine sweetness. I love my exotic terps but sometimes the simple things just click. Like a good, nostalgic comfort food. The burn is smooth and moderately greasy, producing a salt and pepper ash. I've had my fair share of GG#4's that lean to opposite sides of the spectrum in terms of effects. I feel like this one is pretty balanced overall with a medium potency to boot, maybe even a little sativa leaning. Uplifting and euphoric, feeling a tingling buzz build behind the eyes, letting you know it's going to be a cerebrally influenced stone. Very focused and creative, also a little talkative, perfect for a wake and bake or social outing. Just enough of a relaxing side to keep it balanced and mellow throughout it's entirety.

These guys reached out and offered me 100 bucks to place an order and do a review for them so I happily accepted it. This has gone poorly in the past for similar offers as I absolutely won't provide a good review unless the product is quality....looking at you Molson O Hill. Silly bunch there imo. This order however was really very nice imho. The Purple Glookies has beautiful bag appeal as you can see with the dark purple and bright orange pistils popping all over and all covered nicely in trichs. The nose is different from most strains Ive encountered and reminds me of Tropicanna Cookies. Not my favorite but not at all bad. It's not overly sticky but def has a bit to it. Not dry, a decent cure. Smoke is pretty smooth and tastes as the nose smells. Effects are hybrid in nature and nothing to exceptional imho. I wouldnt buy this again but thats my preference, I'm sure many would enjoy this stuff greatly. It just didn't have the potency I was hoping for based off the on site reviews. Ah well, decent bud and a real looker. The Gluberry has always been a real fave of mine and it was an easy choice. The 1/8 came in basically one dense bud shown in the pics I posted. Extremely terpy, this is what I expect from Gluberry, massive berry nose that makes my mouth water. Super dense and stacked with trichs this is gorgeous flower. The taste is amazing also, providing a strong berry taste through the smooth smoke. Effects hit nicely and again, is in line with my previous experiences with GB. This was nice stuff and I would purchase again. Frost Bomb was the surprise for me. I always seem to lean away from this strain when I see it but I'm happy I decided to try this one. It's amazing as a nightcap. Knocks me tf out. Again, very fruity in the nose and covered in trichs, she's got bag appeal. Smoke is tasty and smooth and hits me quickly with Indica effects that have me reaching for food, then falling asleep with said food in my mouth still...uggh, this is a bad habit lmao. I value these heavy indicas for sleep and this one did not disappoint. Tbh, Im not sure this is even listed as an indica but it certainly hits me as a good indica should. Overall I was impressed with this order/sample pack and it came in the standard time from BC to GTA. They sent a bunch of Hush stickers and a few postcards with their branding. I've seen these guys around here and there for a bit and am happy they reached out with this offer. They do have some decent flower and the Rainbow Driver LHR they have is calling to me....its a struggle to not over purchase these days for real and these guys aren't making it any easier. Cheers.

Old Fart Hippie no fancy words. Left side previous batch right side current batch. Nose 5/10. Smoke 6/10. Value 4/10. New batch is No way close to previous batch

Donkey butter from GrassChief. This is a beautiful specimen. This does smell and taste likes a fresh pungent skunk , With a hint of diesel and pine. It’s rare now these day’s to find an actual good skunk strains, But that one is sure a winner. Excellent strains for chronic pain, Muscle spasms, ADHD and for couch lock. High 7/10 Terps 7/10 Rosin Yields 25%

Grabbed a 7 to try out the cookies growers strains. Was impressed with the appearance, smoke was decent but I didn't find the buzz or nose particularly powerful. It smoked much better after a few days in a mason jar. Sweet gassy smell, sativa dominant buzz. Overall 8/10. Got next day shipping from high grade aid which is always nice!

Chemical Poison (cookie grower) - HGA - Oct (Incentivized) BC to Ontario tues to friday, great service. First time trying this one, fruity gassy taste, medium to large buds. Great cure and nice tight compact buds. Very smooth and the effects are on point and slide on in, needed something for day and early evening use, this is it!