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I don't know why I can't take decent pictures anymore... I tried, I swear. So I did Skookum kind of dirty here last week, though rightly so I think. Anyway, I bitched here but also reached out to them, and they offered me a replacement can. First off: their customer service is like 11/10. Super friendly, helpful, apologetic. Just top notch. They shipped this on Thursday and it arrived Monday morning, not bad for a 4000km journey. This stuff isn't as wowsers as the Octane visually, but it's clearly well-treated. Like others here, I don't like that the small tuna cans squish the bud. But at the same time, the parts that aren't squished are immaculate, and I feel like overall the cans probably protect the bud better just because they don't get jostled around in shipping. Sorry, I digress. Smell on this out of the can was great, but after a few days in a jar it's just awesome. Sweet, creamy cookie terps, but with a nutty, kind of earthy backdrop. They're so loud and so delicious. The taste (in a joint) is kind of a curveball cause the earthy/nutty dank bits come through more than the sweet cookies. I kind of missed the sweetness at first but after smoking this all week it's really grown on me. Burn is smooth and even, with a fluffy grey ash. This is the smoke I was expecting from the Octane. The buzz is pretty upbeat. Hybrid but creative and energetic, uplifting. For me this is a great daytime/early evening smoke. Overall I had a pretty disappointing introduction to Skookum, but they made it right, and their second attempt was on the nose. Their stuff is pricey as fuck, but based on this experience I feel like you get what you pay for. Sealed can wrapped in tissue paper in a branded box, boveda included. Not something I'd order every month, but definitely a "treat yourself" kind of purchase.

Blue Runtz Review Sourced by : @bigbossrsvp @bigbosscomicsgroup Scrumptious, fox-tailed buds, impressively greasy, snappy, and sticky to the touch with a magnificent trim and superb cure to follow. Her colours are mainly pine green with glimpses of dark purple throughout, cloaked in a heavy layer of milky trichome heads and elegant copper pistils A rich, aromatic profile, combining notes of sharp fuel with a delicate earthy-sweetness. Hard to put the finger on but there is something else there that goes beyond just sweet. My nose tells me vanilla. Incredibly smooth and tasty, leading with gassy flavours that quickly become sweet and earthy, lingering on the pallet after exhale. Ultra greasy burning, followed by a lightly peppered ash. The high is mostly balanced but becomes a little heavier towards the end. Hazy cerebral effects that are both uplifting and spaced out, coming together with a very stoney, relaxed vibe. Effectively calming but forgiving, allowing it to be a strain to enjoy during the day as well as night. So far my favourite, tied with the Blue Gas Mask.

Best carts I've had in a bit, taste true to the strains. No weird throat tickle or burn. The affects seem to be more sativa as opposed to the empty distillate high. I haven't tried the enigma carts yet but these are better than hve carts imo.

This is a potent indica strain, I’ve always been a huge fan of bubba kush and love trying new variations, so I had to give this a try. The nugs are gassy, dense and caked with crystals. Earthy smell. The buds are well trimmed and are a very nice range of dark and lime green mixed with purple, covered in white trichomes and orange hairs. The high hits you in the face and develops into a sedating full body high. Grey ash. Great strain for night time gaming. Quality 9/10 Potency 8.5/10

As always arrived quickly with Purolator. Already reviewed one item so won't receive review credit. Buds arrived stuck together but i think that was more of how it was shipped regardless it came with good moisture and buds appear fairly caked. The smell and taste is a slight sweet earth taste and smell... it's not my favorite but it's not my least favorite either. It tastes similar to other Bubbas I've had in the past. Hits fairly hard for AAA. More indica leaning for sure... not knock you out high.. but will get the job done on a budget. Got it at 100 an oz - 30% - 25 for previous review and free shipping. Forgot to post rosin again.. had the same return as the papaya punch at 1.3gs for 7gs put in.. the difference first of all was the color... the Bubba came out really dark and soooooooo sticky... some of the stickiest rosin I've ever pressed. Not a fan of the taste in rosin... it's alright but not the most flattering, basically just intensifies the Bubba taste... too much earth for me. Hits hard though..

I'll get 25 dollars plus free shipping with Canada post for this review. And any referrals grant a person 25 bucks as well. So the buds arrived fairly fast with Purolator like always. HGA is always fast to ship. They came completely stuck together... I find this stuff to be really sticky but still on the drier side. Smells of cheese and some kind of fruit.. maybe berries.. maybe papaya mixing in with it.. I don't really eat papayas... reminded me of a fruity cheese strain in taste and smell. I only smoke joints and dab. High is more indica leaning but definitely not a knock you in your ass like dmc or some of hgas heavier indicas. I enjoyed the high still as an indica lover. I forgot to post the rosin but I squashed 7gs into 1.3gs of nice fairly solid golden yellow rosin. Hits hard ? I got it for 20% off on Thanksgiving with some pre 98 Bubba. Stacked my 10% off review coupon they offered in email for feedback and used free shipping and 25 bucks off... so the price was definitely right on all of it.

Strong skunky smell. Fresh sticky buds. Smokes and tastes good. My incentive $25 off and free shipping on my next order with hga.

Strain - Donkey Butter (Grease Monkey x Triple OG) Visual/Texture - a variety of sizes between smaller to medium, a fair density behind each nug, fresh, and greasy once tearing into them. While showcasing an even more fresh, interior of resin lining within, and fluffing up entirely once ground. Mossy green shaded bud with undertones olive in color, and rich purple almost black looking patches bleeding through. Bright copper pistils stretched over a good portion of the nuggets, and thickly caked out by an icy layer of snow white trichomes Scent - an exotic name that brings an equally unique scented profile of terpenes, emitting aromas that consist of several different smells combining together. A compilation nose made of several different fragrances with the most dominant being a creamy gas, and skunky pine pairing but also containing accents of nutty fueled earthiness Smoke - that unique profile carrying over to the taste bringing on a smooth inhale, cleanly creating a lighter greyish white ash, and a greasy ring of resin joining the burn. Taking in hoots flavored by a diesel gas, skunky pine, and having hints of a nutty earthy presence. Exhaling out it becomes more of a cedar, slightly earthy and a lingering creaminess High - Donkey Butter a hybrid (70/30) churning out more indica which becomes more present as the high wears on. Creating an initial uplifting urge, but providing an overall relaxing stone on both the mind as well as body, more better left for later day or evening time consumption. Experiencing heightened levels of euphoria, while a sense of relaxation takes hold of your entire body, and slowly draining motivation as the high continues on

*******INCENTIVISED REVIEW******* Full disclosure: I paid my own $$$ for this weed - regular menu price, no discounts or freebies in exchange for a good review or anything like that. I quite like this MOM so far tho and since I'll definitely be ordering from them again sometime, I'm posting an honest review for $10 worth of points. That's all, thanks for reading! *******INCENTIVISED REVIEW******* THE MOM: ONETWOTREEZ THE PRODUCT: FROSTED LEMOMS (AAA) CUSTOMER SERVICE: 10 / 10 QUALITY OF PRODUCT: 8.5 / 10 VALUE : 7 / 10 OVERALL: 8 / 10 THE BUD & THE BUZZ: There seems to be a whole load of Lemon crosses coming out now, Lemon Skunk, Lemon Pie, Lemon Kush, Lemon by U2, etc......and quite a few of them suck. A lot of these "Sativa Dominant Crosses" end up feeling underpowered and underwhelming, or they just make you trip out and think you're not breathing properly and shite. This strain is like a perfect middle ground. I LOVE the buzz from this crop!!!! It's definitely sativa-dominant, there's almost NO sedation or muscle relaxation at all, but it also doesn't aggravate anxiety or paranoia or anything like that. It's like there's jusssst enough indica in it to keep the anxiety away, but not enough to make you tired. At all. The buds themselves are lookers, there's the standard light-to-mid greens and long orange hairs but there's also a ton of purple too, something you don't usually see in sativas. Smells like Oranges, Pineapples and Guava. Mmmmmmm VALUE: This one was rated as AAA and priced accordingly, that's why I gave it a 7/10. I don't feel like it was overpriced in any way but it wasn't exactly steal of a deal either. $150/oz is a lot lower than the high-end sativas out there but sometimes you can get lucky and find this quality of weed closer to the $100/$120 mark. OTHER STUFF: As always, their customer service was top-notch. I've never requested anything SUPER weird or complicated from them yet lol but they've always replied quick and been more than willing to do stuff like send specific samples, split orders up, etc. They're quite friendly and reasonable to deal with too, and you don't get that "Used Car Salesman / Snake Oil Peddler" vibe from them like with some newer places.

First time trying any flower from engima extracts. Been a big fan of the quality and taste of their vape karts for a while now. So it was a no brainer to try their flower once HGA added them to their menu. Buds came in dense medium to small nugs with the perfect moisture. All nugs were vibrant lime green with diferent shades of purple all over the bud. Pungent smell of spicy gelato with some fruity funk in there aswell. The taste is amazing tasting like fruity gelato with a kushy chocolate chip finish. Very potent hybrid not leaning to much one way or the other. Very heavy balanced high with a great flavour. Burns nearly white the smoke is smooth and lung expanding. Got this for $204 on sale regularly $240 i think the price is very accurate for the quality of bud. I will receive $25 off my next order and free shipping for this review

This strain was a fairly different one on first opening The bag I’ve seen some very distinctive pistils on the bud itself aside from that the structure of the bud was super nice and the purple tones in the bud boosts it’s bag appeal the most interesting part of this was it’s smell profile the smoke was smooth and gave hints of sweet but nothing insane it was the smell that took me by surprise the bud smelt like a melancholy of different exotic fruits I was in love that paired with the sedating affects of the high had me super lost haha Smoke 7.5/10 Smell 8/1010 Taste 7/10 High 9/10

Chem Jack Review Genetics : Chem-D x Jack Herer F1 Bred by : motherchuckerseeds Sourced by : @thehighclub.biz Taking it back old-school with this strain, crossing the timeless Jack Herer with Chem D. Buds are extremely dense and compact, equipped with a neat, tight trim. Predominantly bright green in colour with subtle hues of purple, sheltered under a canopy of chunky orange pistils and milky, THC filled trichomes. Very well cured flower, leaving the buds feeling tacky and fresh while still providing a crisp snap when breaking a piece off. Can't help but to feel very nostalgic with the nose on this Chem Jack. It's sweet, woody, and herbal with lingering aromas of diesel, spice and pine. Smells slightly citrusy and sour as well. It does a swell job at translating to taste but without the sweetness, producing a spicy, diesel, herbal smoke with a slightly woodsy exhale. The smoke is very unassuming as it's expansive and accrid as most chem strains so packing a huge bowl will make any vet bust a lung. Joints burn with an average sized resin ring and salt n pepper ash. A soaring cerebral high with minor physical effects and whole lot of sativa influence. Certainly a daytime smoke that demands a higher tolerance as the racy head high can feel overwhelmingly potent to some. Especially if you just sit there after smoking as it's the energetic type that encourages and promotes productivity. A great strain for carrying out daily activities and chores when correctly applying it's tools of the trade.

Blue Coma The bugs had a nice cure, not to dry nor wet, soft and squeezable. It tasted like a blue dream I had some months ago the aroma is kinda berry, floral and a little sweetness. The high wasn’t that crazy, mellow and a little cerebral. Burns mostly grey. Potency is 4/10 I’ll say, I wasn’t baked but a bit relaxed and more social. Animal crackers Came in hard nugs but not crumbly. Smells really sweet and earthy. Tasted like caramel but not in a natural way with pine and I didn’t have that vanilla exhale they claimed. I didn’t feel much with this and after my 1st joint I wanted to throw away was left, gave it to a friend. It burns black and is a little harsh on the throat. Potency 2/10 Lebanese hash Wasn’t that easy to use because it looks like it melted a bit so it was sticky and soft. Not a high potency on this one so I think the flavour makes up for it. Very spicy and refreshing smell take comes in the taste. Wouldn’t buy that again because the price isn't my fav. Matrix - superglue It didn’t taste like caramel but more like lime and gas. The sweetness wasn’t too noticeable on the exhale unless I took a big pull. I’m not a vape expert but I can tell you that it was harsh on the throat and what I can get from my plug gets me higher Overall: bad products/ bad marketing tactics (when they say 26% where are the lab results? At least make to look close to it...) I can get much better on the market for that price (150), lucky it was free.

*******INCENTIVISED REVIEW******* Full disclosure: I paid my own $$$ for this weed - regular menu price, no discounts or freebies in exchange for a good review or anything like that. I quite like this MOM so far tho and since I'll definitely be ordering from them again sometime, I'm posting an honest review for $10 worth of points. That's all, thanks for reading! *******INCENTIVISED REVIEW******* THE MOM: ONETWOTREEZ THE PRODUCT: (AAA) PLATINUM COOKIES CUSTOMER SERVICE: 10 / 10 QUALITY OF PRODUCT: 7.5 / 10 VALUE : 8 / 10 OVERALL: 8 / 10 THE BUD & THE BUZZ: Despite a nice dusting of trichs and squishy, dense buds, these Cookies were lacking in the scent department. Didn't have much of the spice/creaminess of the Cookies & Cream, was more of an earthy, floral smell that started out pretty faint but got a lot stinkier once it was ground up. The buzz was a nice hybrid buzz, a bit on the spacey side, not much at all sedative-wise. It felt pretty much exactly like a 50/50 split, which makes sense because that's supposed to be what it is. Got me nice and stoned - the buzz definitely hits harder than you're expecting it to, even if the buds don't bowl you over. VALUE: Got these on sale so value's definitely there. I think this one was priced pretty fairly at first, not too high but nothing to get excited about, but being on sale for the price of (AA-) makes it a great deal. OTHER STUFF: I've never had any issues with this place yet, all my orders have been dead on - just what I ordered, in the quantities I ordered, along with whatever stickers and samples they put in there too. Super nice to deal with too if you have special requests or are just annoying like me. This mom is based in Toronto too, so with me being in Ontario also, it makes shipping WAY faster, even with COVID crap.

This is the pink I was looking for. Been eyeing this since it’s been added to the menu and finally picked up a zip of smalls. Priced at 150$ I ended up getting this for 120$ shipped. As soon as i opened the box i could already smell the sweet-vanilla-floral aroma which only got better once i got to the actual bag. Sticky stuff when i bust it up… grinder gets sticky and hard to use if i dont clean it out after each session. Taste captures the aroma very nicely and is a great smoke to the end. Coughed a few times but i blame my old man lungs for that. Buzz is nice and happy, and just feels great. Great stuff. I will get 25$ off and free shipping for sharing my thoughts on my order - DM for referral and save when you register for a new account

The c02 honey is amazing I can imagine this stuff is just as good. Going to pick some up I think. Is it thick like the oil? They even have an unterped one.

Mike Tyson OG AAAA+ I got some weed to review in the mail from Elite Cannabis, thank you Elite, I don't remember the last time I got weed as a gift and this one didn't upset. The nose is a little mute, the scent the buds give off is a kush nose, a little grinding releases more gas that reminds me of pink kush. Buds are rock-hard and has good stick inside it, outside is a bit more squished, like it was pressed into other buds. The smoke has the classic gassy kush taste, tastes alot like og kush minus the lemon, pink kush minus the vanilla. The high comes on fast, it is very good and on par with what AAAA products I had from other moms. Indica leaning high that makes me very focused on the current task and settles the mind of any racing thoughts.

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This is a Matrix stealth indica disposable vape pen. I received this product for reviewing. This is the first disposable vape I’ve ever had, it’s pretty comparable too the usual ones I’ve used where you screw a cart onto a pen that you have too charge, difference being that this one is disposable and their is only a small hole and no mouthpiece. The taste is great, very earthy, piney with a hint of gas. The effects are relaxing and uplifting. Really good for on the go use and before bed. Quality 9/10 Potency 8/10

Blue Coma Grade/Price: AAAA $150oz Company:GrassChief Website: Grasschief.com Tight,spongy,crispy,slightly sticky medium/small dark and lime green with small patches of purple and copper bleeding throughout! Covered in small patches of dark orange almost reddish hairs! Caked in creamy colored crystals and tiny shiny trichomes all throughout! Smell is very nice and interesting!!! Strong earthy with a beautiful creamy berries but once agitated/busted fruity berries fill the vicinity!!! Together each smell make a very interesting and investigating profile!! Taste is interesting!! Salty,earthy smokeyness with a sweet creamy vanilla! Very unique profile for sure. Burn was slightly harsh and slow burning with a darker salt and pepper ash! High is nice! Feeling very relaxed with a heavy upper body and slightly numb face??‍♂️ but u feel really good overall! Overall I liked this herb! Taste is out of the norm and I'm feeling very buzzed and chilled out after smoking. I'd recommend this herb for night-time smoking or using as a sleep aid!!!