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Tropicana Cookies Happy New Years y’all! First time trying this strain, the first strain of the year I’m smoking and I have to say I’m impressed. Buds are nicely dried, tight but not too dense. Has good nose, smells of berries and grapes followed by a hint of creamy cookie twist. Been curing in my jar for a few days and it has gotten noticeably more dank. Would recommend this strain if you haven’t tried before! Got pretty baked went for a nice stroll and enjoyed the winter air

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This beautiful flower is called Platium Girl Scout Cookies. The buds are super plastered in trichomes and have a real tight density to them with a slight spongeyness. The buds were of medium size Trimmed close to perfection and cured near perfect. The aroma was of classic GSC, pungent sweet foral candy like scent with earthy notes. Upon smoking in a joint it tasted like a sweet foral with a slight earthyness.The smoke was very smooth and fulfilling. Burned very well, being slow even and continuous the whole through the joint. Had a bit of grease ringer going on and the ash was fairly white. I found this to be a medium to high potency balanced hybrid. After smoking I felt a heady high, along with europhia. I was left bliss and a somewhat lazy feeling. Definitely had me slowed me down a bit, but still left me focused enough to be productive and to perform my tasks at hand. Quality - 8.7 Value - 8.5

Incredible deal.. $50/oz.

This is a unique indica strain. really Beautiful dark nuggs loaded with crystals and loud smell! smokes good. Has classic gassy bubba taste which makes flavourful and great smelling bud. The potency is decent. The bud was mute but as soon you break the bud smell reeked with gassy smell. It smoked smooth. Most nuggs were medium size with little small buds. I will buy this again ! Quality 8/10 Potency 7/10 Looks 9/10 I will get My incentive: $25 off and free shipping on my next order with HGA

Paid 99$ for a zip on there end of the year sale which was labeled as the best deal of they year from hga for price and quality ratio. So ill start by saying this was also a quad I was honestly thinking g it would of been better for the  action atleast as I've tried much better strains for the same price (also not on sale) the camera flash also might be helping out the photo to much bit with all that being said let's rate this on a 1/10 scale Mom 10/10 Shipping 9/10 Price 9/10 Potency 8/10 Visual 8.5/10 Smell 8/10 Overall 8.5/10 I will get 25$ +free shipping for this review

Mostly medium to largish nugs. Had this in a jar for a couple weeks (with a boveda) while I worked through the backlog. Smells like good weed. Bud is dense and sticky. Taste is good. The high is not super intense, but perfectly fine for me. Lasts about 60-90 minutes. 8/10. Looks like bud, smells like bud, tastes like bud, gets you high like bud. What more do you want me to say? Was super cheap, for the price I would not hesitate to purchase this again. Incentive - 25 bucks off and free shipping on next order with a spend of 100. Edit - grammar

Platinum el chapo from EmeraldCastleMed. Kudos for them, Most of MOM don’t date their inventory. I can see this be a pain to manage for them. But overall, It’s for the benefice of the clients, I’m sure i am not the only one who appreciate this. The product was fresh, And still sticky icky. This strains tastes and smells like, Earthy, Pine, With a nice hint of spices and sweetness. That’s a good strains for inflammation, ADHD, Headache, Cerebral high, And for the munchies. High 8/10 Terps 9/10 Rosin Yields 22%

Urinal Cake • Lineage: Puta Breath x Mr Stinky • Bred by Thug Pug • Cultivated by @spitfire_7.1.0 • Processed by @spitfire_7.1.0 • Sourced from @spitfire_7.1.0 • ? • Very appealing Full Spec that is a caramel color and at room temp has a wet and greasy creamy peanut butter like texture and is fairly easy to work with for dabs but for rolling a snake you would have to do it cold which is the case for alot of hash • ??? • A wicked terp profile on this Urinal Cake with sweet and creamy dough with overtones of minty gas and has hints of an ammonia/cat piss type funk that is nowhere near as bad as it sounds. The taste mimics the nose and is absolutely delicious with a sweet, creamy, and very cakey inhale and a sharp minty exhale that continues increasing in pungency and like the nose, has hints of that ammonia funk making for one unique and delicious terp profile. • ? • The effects are in line with the rest and hit quickly while exhaling your dab with pressure behind the eyes to go with a calming euphoria that is paired with instant relaxation from a fast building body load. Within no time you can feel all your limbs starting to get heavier and want nothing more than to find a comfy spot to chill as the couchlock sets in and begins relieving chronic pain with some sedation to follow. This one slaps and is best suited for late afternoon/evening use • ? • Overall this was my 1st time with this strain and what a good strain it is, I will most definitely be looking to scoop this one again whether it be flower or hash. Nice looking, a bit funky with strong terps that translate perfectly, and a strong high that lasts. I rate this Quality 9.3/10

Grabbed a couple oz this time around. Animal face has to be one of my new favourites. It's got such an amazing smell with slight fruity undertone. The effects are mellow and allow you to carry about your day without hardcore burn out. Great day time smoke. The Bubba skunk, I got to help me sleep. Great skunky taste and classic skunky flavour. Definitely has couch lock effects that help me sleep.

Small buds but very strong. Nice clean buzz, no anxiety or paranoia. Price is also very reasonable. This review is incentivised, I will be receiving $20 worth of store credit for this post.

Bag Appeal: My half oz was a mix between medium and large buds. They came to me a bit on the dry side. The bud structure itself is really nice. Typical hybrid shaped buds consisting primarily of olive green with amber coloured pistils. Lots of trichome coverage that greatly increases the deeper into the bud you get. Aroma/Taste: Due to the lack of moisture on this bag there was very little to no scent emitted from these buds until I busted them up. Once busted up I was met with a pleasant herbal and cookie aroma which does in fact become more noticeable now that I’ve had the buds in a jar with an Integra pack. Smoke is smooth and leaves a nice light earthy dough taste on the palate. Effects: This cut of Platinum Cookies is labelled as a 50/50 hybrid. I agree with this as my experience with this strain matches the sites description. Upon my first bowl I was met with an energizing euphoria without any racing heart. Upon my second bowl I became more relaxed and mellow as my body quite literally melted into my couch. Once I hit my 3rd bowl I was met with a quite intense sedative effect. Eyes became very heavy, as well as most of my body. I love a 50/50 strain that doesn’t take 10 bowls to out-smoke the energizing effects and be met with the more relaxing effects. Overall a very versatile strain that I would recommend to almost anyone. Perfect for day time and night time use! I will be receiving $10 worth of Green Points for this review.

Gelato 41 (Sunset Sherbet x Thin Mint Cookies) Source - Pacific Cannabis Love me some Gelato, haven't had much 41 so was quit excited , first off incredible gelato nose out the bag sweet and musky potent nose u can get a full whiff of without even breaking up the buds which is nice. Dope dark colours with nice purps coming through wicked appeal , bit on the dry side unfortunately and did find seeds , pretty nice smoke overall though id say more so a trip than a quad but if you have never had a gelato before id try this for sure, great gelato terps on exhale. Overall 8/10.

ROCK BUBBA AAAA 'GAS CUT' - BCCANNCO - DECEMBER BAG APPEAL This beautiful strain came with medium sized buds boasting medium green colouring with patches of darker greens and tight brown pistles.Nice cure and trim can also be observed. 8/10 NOSE This lady live up to her name with heavy gas hitting hard when it reaches your nose. After grinding it up a pungent earthy undertone come through complementing the gas nicely. 9/10 SMOKE 1 1/4 RAW ORIGINAL and RAW Tip This joint burnt effortlessly from start to finish. after 3 or 4 tokes it had already built up a thick oil ring. Heavy gas tokes on the inhale and an pungent earthy spice on the exhale.This strain burnt to a fluffy white ash. 9/10 HIGH This strain is kind of creeper leaning in my opinion. Didn't come on hard or fast. Didn't feel to much until about 3/4 of the way through the sesh. After getting inside and sitting down to write this I feel sluggish and easily distracted. Forgetting what I am supposed to be doing. On a positive note I'm pain free and thinking I need to raid the fridge. 9/10 OVERALL 8.75/10 This strain was a great smoke, very nice potency, and excellent nose. Bag appeal is slightly lacking but very good none the less.

Paid 99$ for a zip on there end of the year sale which was labeled as the best deal of they year from hga for price and quality ratio. So ill start by saying this was also a quad I was honestly thinking g it would of been better for the  action atleast as I've tried much better strains for the same price (also not on sale) the camera flash also might be helping out the photo to much bit with all that being said let's rate this on a 1/10 scale Mom 10/10 Shipping 9/10 Price 9/10 Potency 8/10 Visual 8.5/10 Smell 8/10 Overall 8.5/10 I will get 25$ +free shipping for this review

STRAIN NAME: ICE CREAM CAKE (INDICA DOMINANT HYBRID) (70%INDICA/30%SATIVA) GENETICS: WEDDING CAKE X GELATO 33 MOM NAME: ONETWOTREEZ OVERALL MOM RATING:10/10 CUSTOMER SERVICE:10/10 PACKAGING/SHIPPING: DISCREET VAC SEALED AND INTO A BOX. VERY NICE PACKAGING, AND FAST SHIPPING. REVIEW: LOOK: SOME NICE MEDIUM SIZE WITH SOME BIGGER BUDS. HAS A NICE LIGHT MINTY GREEN, WITH SOME DARKER FOREST GREEN COMIMG THROUGH, AS WELL AS SOME NICE COPPER PISTILS PRESENT. TOTALLY DUSTED WITH MILKY TRICHOMES GIVING A CREAMY MILKY LOOK OVERTOP! TEXTURE: NICE DENSE SOLID BUDS WITH LITTLE SQUISH. SOME STICK TO IT MORE SO WHEN BUSTED UP. VERY NICE TRIM AND MOISTURE LEVEL. CLEAN WHITE ASH. AROMA: SWEET, CREAMY VANILLA, A BIT OF A TANGYNESS AND A BIT OF GAS ON THE UNDERTONE. BUSTING UP THE BUD REALLY ENHANCED THE AROMA AND BROUGHT OUT THE HINT OF GAS! TASTE: AROMA TRANSLATES WELL TO TASTE  AS I GOT A NICE SWEET CREAMY VANILLA WITH SOME EARTHYNESS AND GAS ON EXHALE. GREAT FLAVOUR ALL THE WAY THROUGH J AND SMOOTH. EFFECTS:  GAVE ME A NICE UPLIFTED AND HAPPY MOOD, CLEARED MY MIND. CAN FEEL IT IN THE EYES AS IT WORKED ITS WAY INTO A NICE REALAXING FEEL OVER MY BODY, AND GOT RID OF ANY ACHES OR PAINS. HAD ME FEELING HAPPY AND RELAXED, AND IS REALLY IS A NICE BUZZ. VERY GREAT FOR THE COST! GREAT TO UNWIND AFTER A LONG DAY OR TO HELP WITH SLEEP. IMO CHECK OUT ONETWOTREEZ FOR MORE GREAT STRAINS AT GREAT PRICES!??

Greasy Runtz Genetics : Runtz x Grease Monkey Cultivated by : @majorqfarm_ Sourced by : @jercanna4 I've had this strain a few times in the last little while and I have to say it's easily becoming a favourite of mine. Great Genetics grown by great growers MQF, can't go wrong. Buds are on the smaller size but they make up for it everywhere else. Super greasy, sticky, and frosted out to the 9's, equipped with a terrific cure and lovely pallete of colours involving multiple shades of green and hints of dark purple. This Greasy Runtz smells absolutely amazing with the Runtz taking the reigns, resulting in a delicious creamy citrusy candied gas profile that translates to taste with flying colours. Creamy and dank with the candy and gas perfectly complementing one another to a tee with hints of citrus and spice, lingering on the tastebuds after each toke. The burn is great and on par with everything else, producing a thick resin ring, smooth smoke, and clean white ash. Potent indica dominant effects that hit hard and fast. Instantly felt it go to my head and especially behind the eyes, leaving me feeling in a zoned out daydream state. Kinda gave me a case of the giggles too like an old school high as it's quite euphoric and cheery. The buzz eventually begins trickling down towards the limbs and starts to feel more physical in nature, bringing on a very soothing sense of relaxation that converts to a couch lock over time. Perfect for a late afternoon/evening when wanting to kick back and do nothing at all. Also have the Gary Payton x Greasy Runtz to review by MQF and it's just as good, maybe even better.

Strain - Death Mint Cookies x Chocolate Vanilla Lover (smalls) Visual/Texture - DMC being one of the most notorious strains featured on HGAs menu, it was a must having to try the staple strain crossed with the mouth watering CVL. An ounce of smaller sized, round spade shaped buds. A semi dense firmness, fresh with a sponginess when squeezed. Nice shades of emerald green, with dark forest undertones peeking through. Wearing a mane of light orange pistils weaved over the surfaces, and milky trichomes glistening off the nugs Scent - a terpene cocktail that hits your nostrils with a blend of aromas. The scents coming through almost being different with each whiff comes pungent skunky diesel fuel, sweet hints of vanilla, and notes of doughy nuttiness Smoke - clean consitent burning, smooth pulls over the entire sessions, a light greyish white ash, and an oil ring emerging within the first few hits. Perfectly projecting that exotic nose onto the flavor, with each inhale bringing in a sweet doughy vanilla gas, and a nutty skunkiness. Exhaling out each hoot tasting of a nutty earthiness, with a spicy minty flavor sticking to the palate High - DMC CVL backed by a stone that doesn't take long before the effects begin taking hold. Starting behind the eyes with an increased pressure, and receiving elevated levels of euphoria. Sending you into an uplifted mood, and easing your body to a subtle state of relaxation. A good wind down strain after getting shit done, with mustering up motivation being required post session

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Same as the gummies, got this as a gift. First time trying thc syrup and if I hadn’t gotten it gifted to me I probably wouldn’t have ever tried it but I am glad I did. Was finishing up with a Covid spell and smoking hasn’t been pleasant but this stuff seems to be accurately dosed. 10ml was enough to get a goooood buzz and it is really sweet! Bottle is $45 a pop.