Reviews

$350 QP Mix & Match: Great quality strains at the price point. A few small key points on the strains below I tried. Mint Chocolate Chip Cookies: Super dense nugs, more smalls, but all dense, sweet OG Kush Breath: Pretty nice, average, almost smells like armpit + gas Tom Ford Pink: Enjoyable Pink strain, nice flavour and high Moby Dick: Nice citrus terps, uplifting daytime strain

This is a pretty evenly balanced hybrid strain crossing Sundae Driver and Gmo cookies. Sparkly lime green, mostly small popcorn nugs but they still packed a punch. The flavour as well as scent is slightly earthy with hints of garlic. I felt the effects were relaxing and uplifting in lower doses but if you smoke enough you feel a nice haziness. Light grey ash when smoked in a joint. I enjoyed this one as my wake and bake strain. Q 8/10 V 8/10

Strain - Critical Mass (Afghani x Skunk #1) Visual/Texture - the entire eighth consisted of one thick, literal mass of a bud. A crisp shelled texture, with a mild fluffy, sponginess. Covered mostly by an medium emerald coloring, and accented by undertones of forest green patches. Highlighted by the lengthy thin light orange pistils extending from the structure, and dusted up by a healthy layer of frosted snow white trichomes Scent - once presented some decent terpenes emerge, gripping the immediate attention of your nostrils. Receiving a nose full of sweet skunkiness, with a sour herbal citrus fragrance, and carrying a background fueled by an earthy  pine aroma Smoke - producing an ash light to medium grey with peppering through it, and a greased up resin ring following just behind. Taking inhales full of sweet skunkiness along with a herbal citrus, and sour earthiness. Exhaling still consisting of that sweet citrus skunk, playing background to a more dominant pungent earthy taste High - Critical Mass is an indica heavy hybrid (80/20) that brings on a solid sense of euphoria, taking the edge off, and providing a full mood elevation. A stone that you feel through your body, sending a deep relaxation over it which supplies pain relief. This daytime smoke will allow you to continue chipping away at your tasks while contently cooked

Donkey Butter (AAA+) from Cannalyft Indica Dominant Cross: Grease Monkey x Triple OG Nose: The nose had a sour funky breath like smell to it. I could get a spicy diesel in the background as well. It was very pungent Stickiness/Moisture: The moisture level was awesome, and it was a bit sticky. Taste: There was lots of flavour to it! I got a bunch of gas in addition to the funk and the earthiness. Burn: The burn was great. The ash was a tiny bit salt and peppery, but it gave off lots of smoke. Potency/Effects: I got a big punch behind my nose, and it had a great potency level for me. It was very relaxing and put me in a chill mood. It slowed things down and gave me that weighed down effect. It was very heavy, and it took me out a bit. It would be good for nighttime. You can watch the video review: On Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-aux50jXPU Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CZKcRonqexC/

order during there xmas sale , they took the e transfer and the goods were not sent or even received by canada post , had to jump through hoops with their costumer service, big waste of time and the money is lost dont order from this company or give them your money .

FUNKYCHARMS                    GIZMOCRAFT ?- These buds are all small to medium in size. Robust trichombs all through the nugs.Was light anddark green with beautiful red and orange hairs.The structure  was mostly dark green with hues of light green. Nice looking bud.? 7.5 /10 ?-smells a bit sweet like those strawberry scratch and sniff stickers from when I was a kid. Smell brings me back. Also has a skunky kief smell .The smell is wonderful. Makes me think of that song by 21 pilots . 10/10 ? - taste skunky  ,a bit like a funky artificial fruit with earthy flavors a bit creamy. Very smooth ,it felt like inhaling vapor .The ashes were white and the oilring was there almost instantly.Bud Was not to dry when I got it, but  dried out a bit by the time I did this review. Great smoke ?  8/10 ?- Effects  were nice it definitely  brightened my day. I was not having a good morning . Now I am happy and my pain is at a minimum. I don't feel much of a heavy indica feeling my eyes don't feel heavy . Every thing is more vibrant and I don't feel heavy.I feel motivated  to bang out some more pics and reviews. My guess is that this is a hybrid  close to 50/50 .I like to guess if its indica/sativa etc from the effects I get. 7.5/10 My rating 8/10 For those who prefer (A-AAAA) ratings under 5 I consider aa,   5 and 7 aaa , 8 to 10 aaaa I do not follow  the sites listing. Thank you cannabis community for reading  these reviews ? ❤. I enjoy doing them and hope to improve. Hope you guys like them. Thank you Gizmocraft for this awsome strain ❤

King kush from GrassChief. I’ve never had a kush strain disappointing me before, And this one is no different. The batch was still fresh upon arrival, And burns nice and clean. This strain smells and tastes like diesel and gassy with a hint of fruitiness and earthy. Great strain for chronic pain, Muscle spasms, Headache, Inflammation, And for the munchies. High 8/10 Terps 7/10

I first placed an order with these guys a few weeks ago. I’m always nervous trying new dispensaries, but let me tell you, I am so impressed with this place! Great weed, great prices, awesome customer service

LSO Widow Cheese Grade: AAAA Price: $225oz Really nice looking herb at first sight and crazy zesty cheddar cheese smell! Tight,rock solid,light,crispy medium sized buds, bright lime green with some dark forest green bleeding throughout,Covered in bright orange hairs and completely caked in crystals and small diamond like trichomes that glisten in the light. Smell is amazing and so unique! This herb smell like doritos! Pungent refreshing pure cheddar cheese??‍♂️ with some sweetness and mint!(so interesting) Taste is really nice and not what i expected! Slightly cheesey! But I'm Getting earth minty sweet fruity vanilla berries! Smooth resinous burn with a small oil ring about halfway through joint (1.5g) with a darker salt and pepper ash. High is nice! Feeling happy/euphoric,relaxed, alert/aware and uplifted. Pretty chilled out and sunk in the couch I could easily dive into YouTube for a couple hours and likely will? Nice herb overall smells awesome, taste was nice and I'm feeling good! I'd recommend this herb for evening smoking.

Dark green in color and absolutely covered in beautiful snowy crystals. Nice hard nugs of all sizes, one was bigger than a large bic lighter! Gorgeous dope ❤ Tastes and smells earthy and citrus. It is quite enjoyable and really triggers your senses. It really packs a punch and numbs your body and mind. Very strong indica strain? definite re-order ? Quality 9.5/10 value 8/10

This bud is light green in colour and is covered in red hairs and crystals. All nugs were small and a bit stemy. The smell is fruity and very tropical and the first drag tastes just the same, unfortunately every other pull isn't as flavorful. Way better tasting in the bong! It burns nice with a light salt n pepper ash. The effects are happy and relaxing, you can definitely tell it is indica dominant. Gave major cotton mouth ?

Awesome big big bud of 7g. That thing is dense and pack a punch a lot. Intense smell of the OG side of that beauty,skunky with a pungent touch, that one have an unique smell with floral hint and lemon. Bud is super sticky when you play with it and broke it. Humidity is perfect. It came with a little boveda Pack a thing that I always appreciate when the flower are big like that. Effect start with a clear head high with a sense of deep calm and happiness , classed as an indica but a bit aphrodisiac when the effect starting to disappear, there’s another effect who show face after.It make the perfect strain for valentine day hehe . (Personal opinion) after that you just want to lay down with your girlfriend or boyfriend lol and take a big deep nap . Product burn salt and pepper but still have an oil ring around my paper. Overall a nice 9.5:10

This is a Sativa dominant Diamond Caviar, really nice quality, saucy sand-like texture, super smooth exhale. The flavour is sweet and citrusy, with hints of diesel. The high is quite cerebral when dabbed, it hits you behind the eyes pretty fast, good for use all day with no feelings of sluggishness or couch lock. Great for improving your mood, as well as hunger inducing. Quality 9/10 Potency 8/10

Indica dominant hybrid strain crossing Papaya and Wedding Cake. Great tasting and potent very light lime green coloured nugs with hints of purple near the leaf, covered in orange hairs and caked with white crystals. The buds smell very creamy with a slight fruitiness once ground up, the flavour is similar but more sweet and with a little bit of citrus. The high is potent and spacey in the head, accompanied by a pretty euphoric body high. I would recommend this strain for evening time use, or unwinding after work. Quality 9/10 Potency 8.5/10

Mk ultra from CannaBismo. Smaller size nuggets lots, but still relatively fresh. This strain tastes and smells like sweet and woody with a hint of pine upon exhale. Excellent strain for ADHD, Chronic pain and inflammation. High 7/10 Terps 7/10

Alright a bit late reviewing this one but you know how it is. This was a 99 oz I bought late December received early January. It came in at my perfect level of sticky but the oz has some loose stuff, lots of popcorns, and mostly smalls. I think it was advertised as small nugs, so I'd consider this a bit under par. Everything else about it though I think is great value for the price. I find the potency pretty good and that it lasts a long time, maybe a bit inconsistent, some nights it really sent me and others pretty average. The nose is muted but it's there, I get mostly gas from it, I think it's what I'd expect from bubba x tuna. I vape so can't comment on the burn. Overall I think this was a good deal and it seems HGA value oz are popular and I can see why. It didn't absolutely blow me away but its good shit, I will definitely get more from them. I've been out of it for a while and these $99 oz are much better than what things were a year ago. Using a coupon brings it down to like $80 shipped, which I think is pretty crazy for what you get. Incentivized review for a $25 coupon. Q: 7, V: 9

Wedding Cake - PacificCannabis Bag appeal: Very beautiful bag appeal, when you open the bag / jar you can see how much of a beauty this strain is, with lots of purple and orange hues caked with trichomes. Bud structure is on point too. Nose: When opening the bag / jar you're met with this musky / vanilla blast. love this type of terp profile. Almost like the frosting on a dank vanilla cake. Smoke/taste: very similar to the nose, that musky vanilla with slight sugar on exhale. Smoke is nice and smooth, smoked a joint using element blue rice papers. Ash was salt and pepper / more on the pepper side. Potency: Potency is there for sure, smoked some for a wake and bake with an element paper and its perfect for mornings / daytime. Overall rating: I rate this a 7.5/10, the value is very nice for the quality and overall smoke is a solid 7.5. If the ash was lighter i would rate it an 8, but its a nice smoke if you're looking for that bag appeal with good value.

Incentive: the usual $25 and free shipping. Mostly smalls and popcorn, which was as advertised. Buds are caked though, and laden with purple hues. They're also legit sticky when busted up. Sticks to my fingers, my grinder, and comes out in a sticky clump. Classic gassy pink nose. Floral, piney, earthy gas. I'm really surprised at how loud this is. Terp-wise this is one of the nicest pinks I've had in a while. Burn in a joint is damn near perfect. White ash with a little bit of pepper, grease ring starts on the first puff. Terps come through really well on every puff. Heavy, relaxing, borderline narcotic high. My back is absolutely fucked so I smoke heavy indicas before bed to help my back muscles relax. Even then it takes 20 minutes of nestling in bed most nights to get my back unclenched. Two joints of this stuff and I just melted into my bed and slept like a baby. This was $89 a zip before discounts, and I'm blown away by how good it is. HGA is killing it with these budget ounces lately. The terps on the $99 Runtz are more my style, and the buds are bigger, but this stuff is so well executed. Seriously considering reupping on this. 8+ for overall quality, 10/10 value.

Q: 8/10 V: 10/10 Consisted of mainly smaller nugs, but they are nice and dense, well manicured and covered in trichomes. This flower has s nice amount of purple coloring, especially when busted. The smell is a nice earthy kush smell. The flavor translates fairly well, and it burns clean. Gives a nice indica high that is very relaxing. Only knock is that the flower could be a bit fresher, in which case, I think the terps and flavor would pop more.

GMO (Smalls) Cultivated by : @dankygene Sourced by : @classics_to Glistening in trichomes from head to toe, these lovely GMO smalls arrived sporting a great visual appeal. They actually seem more like mediums! Only slight concern may be the moisture level as they initially felt very crisp to the touch and broke up with ease but a couple of days with an Integra perked them right up. The choice to be shipped with an Integra is also an option. Probably a wise decision with this freezing cold weather as of late. Classic GMO nose that I've come to know and love. I really got an onion soup stock kind of vibe from this one paired with a bad breath funk and spicy fuel backing. The flavours were slightly toned down in comparison but still there, tasting of funky herbs, earth, and spice. The ash produced was on the darker grey side with a medium sized resin ring to boot. Mainly smooth but also left the throat feeling a little ticklish. Effects seem to be of a decent potency overall. Beginning with a very cerebrally driven high that feels focused yet spaced out. One of my favorites for pairing with an exciting movie/show or video game as you feel completely engaged. It packs a relaxing side too but nothing substantial enough to call it sedating. Certainly fits the bill for a multi purpose smoke with uplifting and euphoric tendencies.

This is a hybrid strain, I felt the effects lean more toward the indica side, the high creeps into a nice uplifting and slightly hazy head high but can feel a bit of body relaxation as well. I’m not too sure on the genetics of this one for the Banana part of the name but Gastown’s Mod Grapes is a cross of GMO x Purple Punch. The scent of this strain is very grape candy-like with hints of blueberry, the exhale is pretty earthy. Mostly white ash. Good strain for daytime use. Q 8/10 V 8.5/10

Death bubba (AAA) from Top Shelf BC - just received my first order of death bubba. Really good quality AAA flower, was trimmed really well with very little to no shake left in the bag. Also had decent sized buds ranging from small to large. Buds are dense and sticky and busted up really good. Has a strong kush smell and was very smooth to smoke and tastes great. The high from this strain is instant and long lasting. Impressed with the quality of this strain for the price. Definitely going to buy this strain again in the future and I recommend this strain to anyone looking for good quality flower for a great price.