Reviews

Pineapple Express from Grass Chief Listed as aaa, an evaluation I agree with. Burns clean in a raw paper. Smells very nice. Tastes OK. Buzz is what you'd expect from pineapple express. Uplifted but mellow buzz. This strain is one I don't pass up, love me some pineapple terps. This one though is the other pineapple express, which seems a little more spicy or hazey, still good but needs more pineapple imo.

Not too heavy, pretty good taste and nose. No complaints with this one. Solid 7/10 strain I received $25 off and free shipping for this review

A little late to this one, but grabbed an ounce of the runtz for 99 in early February. The ounce came with good sized nugs, nice looking for the price. Fairly potent, good for the value I would say (passed out after a couple bowls). Cure wasn't perfect, but a day or two with a boveda cleared that up. A very light taste of berries, as well as some classic earthy weed taste. At the price I definitely recommend the runtz! This review is incentivized, will receive $25 dollars off my next order and free shipping

Sunflower hash from GrassChief. This is some classic good old school hash, The weight was on point upon arrival. This hash was pretty malleable and easy to work with, And it’s burns clean. It tastes and smells like an earthy skunk dipped in sugar. Good for stress, Chronic pain, Giggles And for the munchies. High 7/10 Terps 7/10

Banana Punch • Lineage: Banana Kush x Purple Punch • Bred by Symbiotic Genetics • Cultivated by @ogksuge2.0 • Sourced from @ogksuge2.0 • ? • Bag appeal - these perfectly medium sized buds are beautifully trimmed and immaculately cured to a dense and crisp texture that is both very sticky and greasy feeling inside. Lime and forest green with different shades of purple throughout including a soft pastel shade and even some blue hues with thin and wirey burnt orange pistils sticking through the insane amount of full intact trichomes that make these buds appear as if they were dipped in sugar, frosted the fvck out! • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is quie subtle and different tha any other Banana strain I've had as rather than sweet candy type terps your greeted with more of a bitter soft green/unripe Banana type profile with some earthy notes and a touch of spice in the background. Those terps translate very well to the smoke and tastes just like it smells, unripe bananas that comes through with a hint of sweetness but with spicy overtones and some earthiness, very unique and not bad at all just different. Joints burn perfectly even and with a nice oil ring while leaving behind a clean snow white ash • ? • High - this one starts above the shoulders with nice cerebral effects that are stoney, euphoric, uplifting, and motivating at 1st and helps eliminate anxiety and depression. Remaining very cerebral but eventually balanced out by a light semse of calming relaxation that washes over the entire body. A nice mild high that can be consumed anytime • ? • Overall this wasn't my favorite strain from Suge or my favorite Banana strain but, was very unique and still very enjoyable. It has absolutely amazing and totally frosted out bag appeal, a unique terp profile that translates perfectly, clean and greasy burning to a white ash, and a medium potency high. I rate this Quality 8.65/10

This was my first try for this strain and I liked it. Despite their small size the buds are compact, rock hard and very sticky. The smell is a mixture of musky earth and fuel. The taste is kushy type, with flavors of earth and herbs. The combustion is not perfect, the ashes are peppery. The pre 98 Bubba is perfect for late night relaxation.

Hadn't had any 6.3 in awhile which was one of my all time favorites so I knew I needed to try this. PF had told me this was their favorite pheno and very similar to their LA kush cake 6.3. Just crossed with where's my bike. They weren't wrong at all. Upon opening it, you get those same burnt rubber creamy cake kush mints OG gas terps - buds are a bit smaller and some more airy than others but it's very sticky and completely gums up your grinder. Grinded up, those terps really come through strong and it's addicting smelling it. It brings me back to last year when I was smoking multiple ozs of that amazing 6.3. Using it in a vaporizer or joint was a flawless experience, heavy terps, heavy buzz and so smooth. The terps and smoke really shined in an elements cone which left a nice clean white ash and great oil ring/watermark ( https://imgur.com/a/RzXOGvt ) smokes and tastes like a true craft quad. After finishing a 1G cone, it hit me hard and quick into a couch lock. This is very gassy and mouth watering tasty. Would definitely grab this again as it has some of my favorite terps and is such a clean unbelievable smooth tasty smoke. Only minor complaint is that its not those huge massive buds I remember but maybe that would be different going through PF direct - still doesn't affect smoke quality or experience. This hits hard and fast. Q - 9 V - 7.5

Pink nukken Bag appeal - 8 Smoke -7.5 Taste - 8 Smell - 7 High - 8 More of a nukken leaning pheno, smells like rotten fruit and the translates to the after taste. Pleased with this ounce for 89$. Highly recommend for my cheap smokers. Incentivized review for 25 $ off plus free shipping on my next order.

Honestly best carts I've tasted to date compared to the HVE sauce or Milky Way. So smooth I tried the Jet Cake and the Crescendo #1 and both are delicious you can really see the difference in strain. Potency side I also found that it hits harder perfect for discreet day time use it's well worth the little extra in my opinion.

So I was hoping this had a stronger pineapple scent than it did. It does have a pleasant sweet slightly citrusy nose to it. I spun a joint up a little smaller than a cigarette. First thing I noticed is how I get a blast of flavour on the exhale. It's pretty tasty overall. Very smooth too. No coughing after a big hoot of this. That means it was dried slowly and cured properly. Potency wise I was pleasantly surprised. I ended up putting the joint out halfway to gauge the effectiveness before enjoying the other half. This strain made me feel great..I got creative after and made crazy things with my kid on his crayon melter pen for awhile, before sending him off to bed. After that It was time for another joint followed by a horror movie with the wifey. All in all a good experience! Overall this is a pretty tasty strain. Grass chief advertises it as AAA and I think that's exactly what it is.

All the descriptions in bcmedichronics strains hold true. Woody, earthy taste and smell from this pre98 bubba. Clean burn on this one. Relaxing high that's good for the afternoon. Kushes always make me miss that old coffee like kush I used to get. Would purchase this one again but the animal bubba is much more appealing to me.

Yeah that's right. I'm doing an HGA review for free. Have I lost my fucking mind you may ask? Probably. But I'm bored, I kind of miss just reviewing stuff for the sake of it, and this is the only other thing I've ordered lately lol. Also, something most people don't touch on when doing these HGA reviews: their customer service. I had a fairly minor issue with a recent order so I reached out on discord, and within five minutes they'd gone above and beyond to make it right. I've dealt with so many MOMs lately who have shit CS, and HGA is the polar opposite. It's like 5-star hotel customer service. Anyway... My bag was mostly big chonky, purple buds with a few smalls mixed in. A little bit crispy outside but soft and spongy inside, so no big deal there. Solid bag appeal, mostly for the sweet colours. Nose is loud ass gassy candy, with some creamy cookie undertones. I'm a sucker for this kind of terp profile so this hits me right in the feels. Taste translates not perfectly but damn well. It's not lip-smacking, but every puff is tasty, down to the roach. Mostly the gassy candy comes through, but every do often I get hints of cookie. Clean burn with a pale grey ash, grease ring on most joints. High is I guess what you would call mild, but I find it super upbeat and energetic, which I wasn't really expected. I've been using this as early day weed, cause I find myself actually motivated to get stuff done. Definitely not a knockout weed, but a great functional/practical weed. Overall for $135 a zip I'm more than happy. I think the $99 Runtz last month was probably a better deal for similar terps, but I'd still buy this all day at $135. Quality: 8.25/10, value 8/10

This is my new favorite go-to edibles for a yummy and good high.=)

Pink Runtz (Zkittles x Gelato) Grown by. Major Q Farms Sourced - Classics.to This is one that I had not much expectations for and was very impressed, I've had some runtz in the past and its pretty hit or miss, from the initial nose out the bag I knew it was serious, just stinks of candy gas, nose gets a 10/10 You get some serious kushy dankness with a mixture of tropical fruits very complex. Highly recommend this to anyone that wants some true runtz and no fruntz. Even the dry pop on this tastes like a candy explosion. Translates to smoke well the ash is grey / salt n pepper would like for it to be a bit whiter as I think this would be perfect. Other than that this stuff is dank as hell and has a great body high without fatigue. Overall 8/10.

Incentive: $25 and free shipping. Pictures don't quite do this one justice, but it's pretty frosty, with some beautiful purple calyxes/bracts when busted up. Sticky, lots of trich heads. Fresh and spongy. Clearly well handled. Nose is tons of sweet fruit; basically smells likes cherry/blueberry pie. Tiny bit under cured (there's a bit of underlying hay/grass) but a week in the jar seems to have solved that. Once it's busted the terps are too loud to notice anyway. My grinder smells like berries/cherries for hours after grinding this stuff up. Sweet, fruity berry terps with every puff in a joint. Reminds me of the Burt Reynolds I got from HSP last year. Pale, almost white ash, moderately greasy burn. Really nice smoke overall. Not super potent, but a good afternoon/early evening weed for me. Rated AAAA-, which I'd say is pretty fair. $164 without discounts. Quality: 8/10, value: 7/10

Small to medium sized buds. Decent trim job. Buds stick together when squished but aren’t glued together. Smells kind of sweet but sour and gassy. Smell translates well to the flavour. Tastes of pine, gas and sharp/tart sweetness. Smoke is smooth and heavy, will give you a good hit to the chest and make you close your eyes for a sec if you take too big of a bowl. Overall body relaxation, heavy eyes and drowsiness were pretty noticeable 10 mins or so after starting smoking. Some munchies but not crazy. Great for a movie or chill night in, wouldn’t expect to do yardwork after smoking it. Finding it pretty decent for before bed, has been my go to smoke the last few nights. For $110 I think you could get a better $75 ounce (their master kush, pink tuna) that would probably be nearly or as strong, but it was on sale for 90 bucks or so which was a great buy. The smalls are on for 50 which would be a better buy if you don’t mind the bud size. If anyone wants a $20 referral for a first time order let me know - stacks with their 20% first time code.

Kingsman Crew and Seed Junky Genetics Great packaging . 2 nice jars , wrapped together , then sealed , and packaged . 3.5g of Nice light colored nugs of mediums and smalls . Lots of Crystals on it . Tight buds , not rock hard at all , very nice cure. Smell was def on the ICC side . Has that light ,creamy smell like a wedding cake strain . But the buds itself grew like the kush mints side of this strain .. Taste the same as the smell . ICC all the way with a hint of kush through the burn . Clean smoke , smooth af , and white ash throughout. Potency was as expected. Solid hybrid heady high . Has an intense euphoria high . No couch lock at all . Smoke anytime , stay busy . No incentive for review . $200oz - 20% coupon Quality 8.7 Value 8.0 Smell 8.0 Bag appeal 8.5 Potency 8.0

These FSE syringes are fucking amazing. Last time I tried enigma oil was when i ordered from canna panda a while back and it was amazing but a bit expensive. I was able to snag this for 70$ shipping included which is crazy cheap considering their half gram carts usually go for 45/0.5g. anyways the flavor on this is ridiculously good. It doesn't have any unique flavors but it tastes absolutely dank. Its sweet and skunky and a bit lemony. Not enigmas best tasting oil compared to their other ones but the quality is definitely higher than most legacy and legal FSE oil out there imo. Would definitely recommend now that they're only 100$ for 2g. Only downside is that the syringe was only able to fill 1 and 3/4 of a cartridge and not two full ones.

I liked the visual of this bud, it was very well trimmed, compact, sticky and covered with a beautiful layer trichomes The taste and smell are almost identical, it's a blend of creamy nut, pine and pungent funky earth. The smoke is gentle on the throat and still burns well, the ashes are salt and pepper. The effects are well balanced, it can be enjoyed throughout the day.

A decent Death Bubba. This photo doesn't do it much justice, but it does look a lot better in person, although looks weren't really high end on this batch. Overall, the gassy and powerful hard hitting-ness of it shines. Overall 9/10, Value 9/10

Purple Punch 2.0 Genetics : Purple Punch x Purple Punch F2 Cultivated : @spacepartycanabis_ Sourced by : @jercanna4 An absolutely gorgeous cut of Purple Punch 2.0 (Purple Punch x Purple Punch F2) by the fine folks at Space Party. Arriving dense, crisp, and snappy with an average stickiness and moisture level. Definitely improved as time went on with the included boost pack. Stunning in both structure and colour scheme, leading with vibrant pastel like shades of green and violet underneath a canopy of spritely orange pistils and delicious, untouched heads. Certainly can tell the care that went into trimming this beauty. The profile on this Purple Punch is great. Slightly tame when comparing to others I've tried but pleasant nonetheless. It's not muted at all, just not super "juicy" as I feel it's more OG leaning. I get a herbal, slightly creamy nose at first followed by sweet and spicy berry/grape subtleties. It also gets a little nutty when broken up. Her flavours are herbal and spicy with a delicate berry sweetness coming through on the exhale in an impressively smooth fashion, burning to a light salt & pepper ash with a hefty oil ring. Many Purple Punch's always seem to be on the lighter side but this one certainly held it's own in that regard. Possibly due to it being crossed with itself. Packing a solid potency with a dreamy, wandering head high that makes it incredibly easy to space out to things. It's super calming and relaxing as well but never feels like it weighs you down physically, deeming it an effective and enjoyable daytime hybrid.

Sophie’s Breath from Clean Green VIP Hybrid Nose: The nose had a bit of a garlic spiciness and some pine to it. It almost had a funk to it, kind of like a cheese funk but different. It wasn’t crazy pungent. Stickiness/Moisture: The moisture level was great, and it was a little bit sticky. Taste: The spicy garlic came out a bit along with a woodiness and some of the pine. It was more pungent than the nose and it seemed to build up a bit as I got through it. Burn: The burn was good. The ash was nice, and it gave off lots of smoke. Potency/Effects: There was a little bit of a punch to it and it was energetic and uplifting at first but then it eventually got heavier. It was a bit mellow and gave me more of a head buzz. It would be good for daytime and evening. You can watch the video review: On Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCxJZLokXl0&t=210s Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CaX\_I1xjao5/