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Bag appeal on this is insane. Beautiful vibrant colours with loads of untouched triches. You know these buds have been handled with care. To my surprised, the nose and flavour is pure skunky Gas. Unfortunately the flavour doesn't transfer as well as the nose. Not saying the flavour is bad. Just the nose was more pungent. The high is indica leaning. Not a knock out but definitely don't want to do much after consumption. The ash is mostly white with some grey specs. Nice clean and smooth burn with a clingy ash. Quality 7.5/10 Value 9/10 Incentivized – $15 credit will be received for posting this review

nice buds, sweet floral flavour, the name lavander really hits it rite. overall it was pretty good, smooth on the inhale, got some nice ash too. pretty good job at carlys. 9/10

This was my second order with HGA and I'm happy to say this stuff is much nicer than what I got last time. Service was smooth and quick, order placed on a Wednesday and was shipped same day. Showed up in GTA on that same Friday. Service - 10/10 Best part of HGA imo Smell/Looks - Mostly medium sized nugs with some tiny larfy buds thrown in, was overpacked by almost a gram so not too worried bout the little bit of larf. Otherwise very frosted and mostly well trimmed. Smells a bit funky to me but in a pleasant way. 7/10 Taste - Basically straight cookies sweetness to me, quite enjoyable 8/10 Effects - Not crazy potent but it is pretty strong, not too much of a knockout if used in daytime but can get you there if you need it to. 8/10 Overall - Much much better than my last purchase from them (dark strain x rockstar - $99 oz), this was also almost twice the price after discounts but was well worth it imo. Paid $71 total for a half oz shipped, which is a good deal for this quality in my opinion. Incentive is $25 and free shipping.

Snagged an ounce of Cookies Growers: Sugar Cane this week from HGA. A hybrid cross between Platinum X Slurricane. Apparently Sativa dominant. I am a fan of the Cookies Grower strains and I thought I'd give this one a try. Upon opening the bag - not a huge nose, but a decent accent of berries and sweet terps. Busted up it produces even more of a sweet and dough berry nose. Smell translates to the taste, producing citrus, berry, sweet dough with an after hint of spice. Buds came medium in size with a decent humidity. Maybe a tad dry. Not really sticky to the touch, but definitely fresh bud. Cure is good. Pretty smooth. Produces a white, light grey ash with a thin oil ring, High starts in the head with energy then makes it's way to the body. Nice high. Not overwhelming or anxiety ridden which I find most sativa's are. The ride is nice on this one. The taste is great. Who doesn't love a Slurricane cross? Had to put out half way through. I would get this again. Thanks HGA. Incentive: $25 discount code + free shipping next order over $100.

Not tried this particular strain before and grew to love it. I had read a few reviews about this strain and agreed with them mostly. It smells like a sweater version of MKU. The taste of this stuff is strong and crazy smooth when you inhale. The buds look crazy colourful and are fairly sticky. I like looking at this stuff a lot. The high isn’t in the body so much, and more so hits you in the head and your overall attitude. I nicknamed this stuff “auto pilot” due to how it lets me zone out but still keep doing whatever I’m doing. It’s really nice all day smoke. Quality 8.7/10 Value 8.4/10 Incentivized - $15 credit will be received for posting this review

This one wasn’t up long before selling out and I apologize if you missed it. Not tried this strain before but it instantly reminded me of Purple Kush. The buds look jagged and crystal coated. It’s fairly smooth and has a creamy Purple Kush taste that’s similar to the Pink Kush X Critical Purple Kush that was up a while ago. The high tricked me on this one as it’s a creeper. Usually pink tasting stuff hits out of the gate but this stuff doesn’t do much. It’s a slow build that knocks you out. It’s easy to get comfortable doing something and nod off. Quality 8.6/10 Value 8.4/10 Incentivized - $15 credit will be received for posting this review.

I got the last one when it showed back up and jumped on it. No regrets. It’s dark berry flavours were a mix of blackberries and grapes. It also has a heavy frosted sugar smell, similar to the Kronochronic (also in appearance). It’s nice and smooth inhale and mostly has the frosted sugar taste. The aftertaste is where I can taste the dark berry sticking around. The high is balanced and kind of makes me content and relaxed with what I’m doing without knocking me out. Quality 9.5/10 Value 8.5/10 Incentivized - $15 credit will be received for posting this review

Keeps me productive throughout the day

I’m a sucker for most anything pink and/or cookies. This one tastes so good and has a deep tropical pink taste to it. It’s really tasty. I found the smoke a tad harsh though and taking larger tips would cripple me a bit into a coughing fit. This could be due to a fair bit of smalls and wispy buds in the zip. It’s still really nice, but not as smooth/nice as some of the other stuff I’ve been getting from JJ’s recently. The high hits fairly hard. Not couch lock but it does ground you still. Quality 8.0/10 Value 8.0/10 Incentivized - $15 credit will be received for posting this review

Pineapple Express from Grass Chief Listed as aaa, an evaluation I agree with. Burns clean in a raw paper. Smells very nice. Tastes OK. Buzz is what you'd expect from pineapple express. Uplifted but mellow buzz. This strain is one I don't pass up, love me some pineapple terps. This one though is the other pineapple express, which seems a little more spicy or hazey, still good but needs more pineapple imo.

Not too heavy, pretty good taste and nose. No complaints with this one. Solid 7/10 strain I received $25 off and free shipping for this review

A little late to this one, but grabbed an ounce of the runtz for 99 in early February. The ounce came with good sized nugs, nice looking for the price. Fairly potent, good for the value I would say (passed out after a couple bowls). Cure wasn't perfect, but a day or two with a boveda cleared that up. A very light taste of berries, as well as some classic earthy weed taste. At the price I definitely recommend the runtz! This review is incentivized, will receive $25 dollars off my next order and free shipping

Sunflower hash from GrassChief. This is some classic good old school hash, The weight was on point upon arrival. This hash was pretty malleable and easy to work with, And it’s burns clean. It tastes and smells like an earthy skunk dipped in sugar. Good for stress, Chronic pain, Giggles And for the munchies. High 7/10 Terps 7/10

Banana Punch • Lineage: Banana Kush x Purple Punch • Bred by Symbiotic Genetics • Cultivated by @ogksuge2.0 • Sourced from @ogksuge2.0 • ? • Bag appeal - these perfectly medium sized buds are beautifully trimmed and immaculately cured to a dense and crisp texture that is both very sticky and greasy feeling inside. Lime and forest green with different shades of purple throughout including a soft pastel shade and even some blue hues with thin and wirey burnt orange pistils sticking through the insane amount of full intact trichomes that make these buds appear as if they were dipped in sugar, frosted the fvck out! • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is quie subtle and different tha any other Banana strain I've had as rather than sweet candy type terps your greeted with more of a bitter soft green/unripe Banana type profile with some earthy notes and a touch of spice in the background. Those terps translate very well to the smoke and tastes just like it smells, unripe bananas that comes through with a hint of sweetness but with spicy overtones and some earthiness, very unique and not bad at all just different. Joints burn perfectly even and with a nice oil ring while leaving behind a clean snow white ash • ? • High - this one starts above the shoulders with nice cerebral effects that are stoney, euphoric, uplifting, and motivating at 1st and helps eliminate anxiety and depression. Remaining very cerebral but eventually balanced out by a light semse of calming relaxation that washes over the entire body. A nice mild high that can be consumed anytime • ? • Overall this wasn't my favorite strain from Suge or my favorite Banana strain but, was very unique and still very enjoyable. It has absolutely amazing and totally frosted out bag appeal, a unique terp profile that translates perfectly, clean and greasy burning to a white ash, and a medium potency high. I rate this Quality 8.65/10

This was my first try for this strain and I liked it. Despite their small size the buds are compact, rock hard and very sticky. The smell is a mixture of musky earth and fuel. The taste is kushy type, with flavors of earth and herbs. The combustion is not perfect, the ashes are peppery. The pre 98 Bubba is perfect for late night relaxation.

Hadn't had any 6.3 in awhile which was one of my all time favorites so I knew I needed to try this. PF had told me this was their favorite pheno and very similar to their LA kush cake 6.3. Just crossed with where's my bike. They weren't wrong at all. Upon opening it, you get those same burnt rubber creamy cake kush mints OG gas terps - buds are a bit smaller and some more airy than others but it's very sticky and completely gums up your grinder. Grinded up, those terps really come through strong and it's addicting smelling it. It brings me back to last year when I was smoking multiple ozs of that amazing 6.3. Using it in a vaporizer or joint was a flawless experience, heavy terps, heavy buzz and so smooth. The terps and smoke really shined in an elements cone which left a nice clean white ash and great oil ring/watermark ( https://imgur.com/a/RzXOGvt ) smokes and tastes like a true craft quad. After finishing a 1G cone, it hit me hard and quick into a couch lock. This is very gassy and mouth watering tasty. Would definitely grab this again as it has some of my favorite terps and is such a clean unbelievable smooth tasty smoke. Only minor complaint is that its not those huge massive buds I remember but maybe that would be different going through PF direct - still doesn't affect smoke quality or experience. This hits hard and fast. Q - 9 V - 7.5

Pink nukken Bag appeal - 8 Smoke -7.5 Taste - 8 Smell - 7 High - 8 More of a nukken leaning pheno, smells like rotten fruit and the translates to the after taste. Pleased with this ounce for 89$. Highly recommend for my cheap smokers. Incentivized review for 25 $ off plus free shipping on my next order.

Honestly best carts I've tasted to date compared to the HVE sauce or Milky Way. So smooth I tried the Jet Cake and the Crescendo #1 and both are delicious you can really see the difference in strain. Potency side I also found that it hits harder perfect for discreet day time use it's well worth the little extra in my opinion.

So I was hoping this had a stronger pineapple scent than it did. It does have a pleasant sweet slightly citrusy nose to it. I spun a joint up a little smaller than a cigarette. First thing I noticed is how I get a blast of flavour on the exhale. It's pretty tasty overall. Very smooth too. No coughing after a big hoot of this. That means it was dried slowly and cured properly. Potency wise I was pleasantly surprised. I ended up putting the joint out halfway to gauge the effectiveness before enjoying the other half. This strain made me feel great..I got creative after and made crazy things with my kid on his crayon melter pen for awhile, before sending him off to bed. After that It was time for another joint followed by a horror movie with the wifey. All in all a good experience! Overall this is a pretty tasty strain. Grass chief advertises it as AAA and I think that's exactly what it is.

All the descriptions in bcmedichronics strains hold true. Woody, earthy taste and smell from this pre98 bubba. Clean burn on this one. Relaxing high that's good for the afternoon. Kushes always make me miss that old coffee like kush I used to get. Would purchase this one again but the animal bubba is much more appealing to me.

Yeah that's right. I'm doing an HGA review for free. Have I lost my fucking mind you may ask? Probably. But I'm bored, I kind of miss just reviewing stuff for the sake of it, and this is the only other thing I've ordered lately lol. Also, something most people don't touch on when doing these HGA reviews: their customer service. I had a fairly minor issue with a recent order so I reached out on discord, and within five minutes they'd gone above and beyond to make it right. I've dealt with so many MOMs lately who have shit CS, and HGA is the polar opposite. It's like 5-star hotel customer service. Anyway... My bag was mostly big chonky, purple buds with a few smalls mixed in. A little bit crispy outside but soft and spongy inside, so no big deal there. Solid bag appeal, mostly for the sweet colours. Nose is loud ass gassy candy, with some creamy cookie undertones. I'm a sucker for this kind of terp profile so this hits me right in the feels. Taste translates not perfectly but damn well. It's not lip-smacking, but every puff is tasty, down to the roach. Mostly the gassy candy comes through, but every do often I get hints of cookie. Clean burn with a pale grey ash, grease ring on most joints. High is I guess what you would call mild, but I find it super upbeat and energetic, which I wasn't really expected. I've been using this as early day weed, cause I find myself actually motivated to get stuff done. Definitely not a knockout weed, but a great functional/practical weed. Overall for $135 a zip I'm more than happy. I think the $99 Runtz last month was probably a better deal for similar terps, but I'd still buy this all day at $135. Quality: 8.25/10, value 8/10

This is my new favorite go-to edibles for a yummy and good high.=)

Pink Runtz (Zkittles x Gelato) Grown by. Major Q Farms Sourced - Classics.to This is one that I had not much expectations for and was very impressed, I've had some runtz in the past and its pretty hit or miss, from the initial nose out the bag I knew it was serious, just stinks of candy gas, nose gets a 10/10 You get some serious kushy dankness with a mixture of tropical fruits very complex. Highly recommend this to anyone that wants some true runtz and no fruntz. Even the dry pop on this tastes like a candy explosion. Translates to smoke well the ash is grey / salt n pepper would like for it to be a bit whiter as I think this would be perfect. Other than that this stuff is dank as hell and has a great body high without fatigue. Overall 8/10.

Incentive: $25 and free shipping. Pictures don't quite do this one justice, but it's pretty frosty, with some beautiful purple calyxes/bracts when busted up. Sticky, lots of trich heads. Fresh and spongy. Clearly well handled. Nose is tons of sweet fruit; basically smells likes cherry/blueberry pie. Tiny bit under cured (there's a bit of underlying hay/grass) but a week in the jar seems to have solved that. Once it's busted the terps are too loud to notice anyway. My grinder smells like berries/cherries for hours after grinding this stuff up. Sweet, fruity berry terps with every puff in a joint. Reminds me of the Burt Reynolds I got from HSP last year. Pale, almost white ash, moderately greasy burn. Really nice smoke overall. Not super potent, but a good afternoon/early evening weed for me. Rated AAAA-, which I'd say is pretty fair. $164 without discounts. Quality: 8/10, value: 7/10