Reviews

Yeah that's right. I'm doing an HGA review for free. Have I lost my fucking mind you may ask? Probably. But I'm bored, I kind of miss just reviewing stuff for the sake of it, and this is the only other thing I've ordered lately lol. Also, something most people don't touch on when doing these HGA reviews: their customer service. I had a fairly minor issue with a recent order so I reached out on discord, and within five minutes they'd gone above and beyond to make it right. I've dealt with so many MOMs lately who have shit CS, and HGA is the polar opposite. It's like 5-star hotel customer service. Anyway... My bag was mostly big chonky, purple buds with a few smalls mixed in. A little bit crispy outside but soft and spongy inside, so no big deal there. Solid bag appeal, mostly for the sweet colours. Nose is loud ass gassy candy, with some creamy cookie undertones. I'm a sucker for this kind of terp profile so this hits me right in the feels. Taste translates not perfectly but damn well. It's not lip-smacking, but every puff is tasty, down to the roach. Mostly the gassy candy comes through, but every do often I get hints of cookie. Clean burn with a pale grey ash, grease ring on most joints. High is I guess what you would call mild, but I find it super upbeat and energetic, which I wasn't really expected. I've been using this as early day weed, cause I find myself actually motivated to get stuff done. Definitely not a knockout weed, but a great functional/practical weed. Overall for $135 a zip I'm more than happy. I think the $99 Runtz last month was probably a better deal for similar terps, but I'd still buy this all day at $135. Quality: 8.25/10, value 8/10

This is my new favorite go-to edibles for a yummy and good high.=)

Pink Runtz (Zkittles x Gelato) Grown by. Major Q Farms Sourced - Classics.to This is one that I had not much expectations for and was very impressed, I've had some runtz in the past and its pretty hit or miss, from the initial nose out the bag I knew it was serious, just stinks of candy gas, nose gets a 10/10 You get some serious kushy dankness with a mixture of tropical fruits very complex. Highly recommend this to anyone that wants some true runtz and no fruntz. Even the dry pop on this tastes like a candy explosion. Translates to smoke well the ash is grey / salt n pepper would like for it to be a bit whiter as I think this would be perfect. Other than that this stuff is dank as hell and has a great body high without fatigue. Overall 8/10.

Incentive: $25 and free shipping. Pictures don't quite do this one justice, but it's pretty frosty, with some beautiful purple calyxes/bracts when busted up. Sticky, lots of trich heads. Fresh and spongy. Clearly well handled. Nose is tons of sweet fruit; basically smells likes cherry/blueberry pie. Tiny bit under cured (there's a bit of underlying hay/grass) but a week in the jar seems to have solved that. Once it's busted the terps are too loud to notice anyway. My grinder smells like berries/cherries for hours after grinding this stuff up. Sweet, fruity berry terps with every puff in a joint. Reminds me of the Burt Reynolds I got from HSP last year. Pale, almost white ash, moderately greasy burn. Really nice smoke overall. Not super potent, but a good afternoon/early evening weed for me. Rated AAAA-, which I'd say is pretty fair. $164 without discounts. Quality: 8/10, value: 7/10

Small to medium sized buds. Decent trim job. Buds stick together when squished but aren’t glued together. Smells kind of sweet but sour and gassy. Smell translates well to the flavour. Tastes of pine, gas and sharp/tart sweetness. Smoke is smooth and heavy, will give you a good hit to the chest and make you close your eyes for a sec if you take too big of a bowl. Overall body relaxation, heavy eyes and drowsiness were pretty noticeable 10 mins or so after starting smoking. Some munchies but not crazy. Great for a movie or chill night in, wouldn’t expect to do yardwork after smoking it. Finding it pretty decent for before bed, has been my go to smoke the last few nights. For $110 I think you could get a better $75 ounce (their master kush, pink tuna) that would probably be nearly or as strong, but it was on sale for 90 bucks or so which was a great buy. The smalls are on for 50 which would be a better buy if you don’t mind the bud size. If anyone wants a $20 referral for a first time order let me know - stacks with their 20% first time code.

Kingsman Crew and Seed Junky Genetics Great packaging . 2 nice jars , wrapped together , then sealed , and packaged . 3.5g of Nice light colored nugs of mediums and smalls . Lots of Crystals on it . Tight buds , not rock hard at all , very nice cure. Smell was def on the ICC side . Has that light ,creamy smell like a wedding cake strain . But the buds itself grew like the kush mints side of this strain .. Taste the same as the smell . ICC all the way with a hint of kush through the burn . Clean smoke , smooth af , and white ash throughout. Potency was as expected. Solid hybrid heady high . Has an intense euphoria high . No couch lock at all . Smoke anytime , stay busy . No incentive for review . $200oz - 20% coupon Quality 8.7 Value 8.0 Smell 8.0 Bag appeal 8.5 Potency 8.0

These FSE syringes are fucking amazing. Last time I tried enigma oil was when i ordered from canna panda a while back and it was amazing but a bit expensive. I was able to snag this for 70$ shipping included which is crazy cheap considering their half gram carts usually go for 45/0.5g. anyways the flavor on this is ridiculously good. It doesn't have any unique flavors but it tastes absolutely dank. Its sweet and skunky and a bit lemony. Not enigmas best tasting oil compared to their other ones but the quality is definitely higher than most legacy and legal FSE oil out there imo. Would definitely recommend now that they're only 100$ for 2g. Only downside is that the syringe was only able to fill 1 and 3/4 of a cartridge and not two full ones.

I liked the visual of this bud, it was very well trimmed, compact, sticky and covered with a beautiful layer trichomes The taste and smell are almost identical, it's a blend of creamy nut, pine and pungent funky earth. The smoke is gentle on the throat and still burns well, the ashes are salt and pepper. The effects are well balanced, it can be enjoyed throughout the day.

A decent Death Bubba. This photo doesn't do it much justice, but it does look a lot better in person, although looks weren't really high end on this batch. Overall, the gassy and powerful hard hitting-ness of it shines. Overall 9/10, Value 9/10

Purple Punch 2.0 Genetics : Purple Punch x Purple Punch F2 Cultivated : @spacepartycanabis_ Sourced by : @jercanna4 An absolutely gorgeous cut of Purple Punch 2.0 (Purple Punch x Purple Punch F2) by the fine folks at Space Party. Arriving dense, crisp, and snappy with an average stickiness and moisture level. Definitely improved as time went on with the included boost pack. Stunning in both structure and colour scheme, leading with vibrant pastel like shades of green and violet underneath a canopy of spritely orange pistils and delicious, untouched heads. Certainly can tell the care that went into trimming this beauty. The profile on this Purple Punch is great. Slightly tame when comparing to others I've tried but pleasant nonetheless. It's not muted at all, just not super "juicy" as I feel it's more OG leaning. I get a herbal, slightly creamy nose at first followed by sweet and spicy berry/grape subtleties. It also gets a little nutty when broken up. Her flavours are herbal and spicy with a delicate berry sweetness coming through on the exhale in an impressively smooth fashion, burning to a light salt & pepper ash with a hefty oil ring. Many Purple Punch's always seem to be on the lighter side but this one certainly held it's own in that regard. Possibly due to it being crossed with itself. Packing a solid potency with a dreamy, wandering head high that makes it incredibly easy to space out to things. It's super calming and relaxing as well but never feels like it weighs you down physically, deeming it an effective and enjoyable daytime hybrid.

Sophie’s Breath from Clean Green VIP Hybrid Nose: The nose had a bit of a garlic spiciness and some pine to it. It almost had a funk to it, kind of like a cheese funk but different. It wasn’t crazy pungent. Stickiness/Moisture: The moisture level was great, and it was a little bit sticky. Taste: The spicy garlic came out a bit along with a woodiness and some of the pine. It was more pungent than the nose and it seemed to build up a bit as I got through it. Burn: The burn was good. The ash was nice, and it gave off lots of smoke. Potency/Effects: There was a little bit of a punch to it and it was energetic and uplifting at first but then it eventually got heavier. It was a bit mellow and gave me more of a head buzz. It would be good for daytime and evening. You can watch the video review: On Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCxJZLokXl0&t=210s Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CaX\_I1xjao5/

This is a CO2 Honey oil vape cart produced using the indica dominant hybrid strain Ice Cream Cake which is a cross of Gelato 33 and Wedding Cake. I felt this oil helped increase my appetite tremendously and had me feeling mellow and relaxed. This one gives a consistent very flavourful sweet and creamy taste each blast. Definitely one of the best tasting vapes i’ve had. I enjoy these for the convenience when on the go and when I don’t feel like getting up to get my bud when I’m tired. Quality 9/10 Potency 8/10

Visual: a nice looking large package with colors of Blue and White. Taste: A crisp and refreshing iced tea, not to much sugar but still as the good amount of sweetness with a cannabis taste! Medical Benefits/Effects: Uplifting, Worked well for Pain, Stress, Sleep Aid , good to promote Appetite. Prefect for on-the-go, discreet. It gives a refreshing pick me up when your wanting to quench your thirst. I used a cold glass with ice, 250 ml water, added 1 tablespoon Ice Tea mix... Maybe next time I will garnish it with slices of lemon for extra flavor and sprigs of mint.

Tuna Cookies - a mega steal at $55 + tax. These were smalls but nonetheless stinky, sticky, gassy just amazing bud. Very eye catching IMO. .5 Spliff. Super flavorful, Burned evenly and with mainly white ash and resin ring outdoors while maintaining its flavor profile pretty much the whole way through. Potency level was above average on this. V: 9.6 Q: 8.8 INCENTIVE FOR REVIEW: $15 store credit for review

A tasty hybrid, Gelato came in medium chunky bud. Although slightly muted nose and taste still has typical Gelato flavors. .5 Spliff. Gelato Burned evenly and with white ash and resin ring outdoors while maintaining its flavor profile pretty much the whole way through. V: 8.4 Q: 7.7 INCENTIVE FOR REVIEW: $15 store credit for review

Nice dense nugs taste wise a decent berry taste along with a gassy kushy taste and a little bit of like creamyness. A little dryer then my last 2 strains I reviewed but I feel like it was intentional burnt nice and white. Strong hitting gassy stuff. Also my nug was decently large and bulky which was nice. Looks - 9/10 Nose -7.5/10 Taste - 8.5/10 All around experience - 8.5

Georgia Pie (Gelatti x Kush Mints) Grown by. Major Q Farms Cookies Cut Sourced - Classics.to What a treat, First time with Georgia Pie and it does not disappoint, I knew from the nose alone it was going to be enjoyable, Nose has very gassy hints similar to a gelatti gas with a slight peachy musk, Connoisseur style gas. Nice looking buds that are insanely sticky like glue and pillow soft cure. Bud just reeks when you break it up into a grinder, one that will stink up the room. Smokes fantastic nose translates to smoke well and oiled up after the first toke. Nice sharp terpy and interesting exhales with a salt and pepper ash. Strong effects gets you stoned quick can really feel it in the eyes seems nice for night time , this is my type of smoke no doubt , 8.5/10.

This one had that awesome LOG nose that everyone knows and loves. Straight gas with sour kush that almost makes your eyes water. Smoke was smooth for how strong it was and ash was salt and pepper. Buzz was very heavy euphoria with waves of sedation washing over your body, locking you to your couch. Excellent product. Quality 9.5/10 value 10/10 @ 400 for qp

This stuff was a little bit undercured and the smell wasn’t overly strong but I got a herbal, citrus, fruity smell and when it busted up it smelled like lime. The bud structure was phenomenal and the burn was super clean to a white ash and very smooth smoke. Buzz was a nice mid morning buzz that was euphoric and uplifting without being too energetic. Great for watching cartoons on a day where you have fuck all to do. Only hitch was the weak smell. Quality 8/10 value 10/10 @ 205 for qp