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a great go to edible. not that sweet, tastes great and solid texture. little to no after taste on most. dosage well infused. recommend trying if you’re looking for bulk edis. even threw in freebies with xpress with the sale they had. highly recco 👌

I’ve only now dug deep enough to know most of you know this already, but I’m hoping to get the attention of any potential new customers looking for a deal. DO NOT buy from ChronicFarms.. I am a medical user who benefits from high potency and the entourage effect from concentrates. In a ditch effort to save some time and money around the holidays I took the chance on ChronicFarms. It turned out to be a big mistake. All of their concentrates have the “sulfur” issue (if you’ve never encountered it, you’ll find lots of posts here about it). Customer service were very responsive but I’ve come to find out every single one of their products have this issue. Mo matter what they send opposed to the refund, will all have the same sulfur taste/smell. I’m half convinced their name brand products are fakes, but am still trying to get in touch with the producer to confirm this. With all this to say - I was stupid and ignored the signs on their name brand products, and already have the precursor symptoms to chemical pneumonia. The sulfur and other contaminates have a build up effect that get worst before you realize. Do yourself a favour and ignore any positive review you see on reddit, and stay far away from these guys. Your health is worth more than a buck. I will be staying away from MoMs altogether for concentrates and try to find an alternate source of relief until I can get some more quality concentrates on my end. Never post like this so hope this helps someone. Save your lungs!

Mac 1 I got smalls and theyre caked. Breaking it up the smalls really opened up so these are condensed. this one didn’t have much stickiness and broke up to be kinda fluffy. The smell on it is floral with a hint a vicks. On the smoke the taste is extremely smooth you can hardly tell you’re smoking. The taste is kinda light on this one though hint of floral cakish, very airy when smoking but it burned welI I didn’t have to relight it at all and it’s -7 on my balcony. The high is nice, this is a head high for me and very visual. Has some euphoria, I’m feelin majestic right now, accentuates the beauty of things you’re looking at, I can’t stop staring at the sun on the water XD High 9.5/10 Intensity 7/10 Looks 8/10 Taste 6/10 - smoked well but very airy on the taste Smell 7/10 - floral with a little vicks smell Freshness 6/10

Has a good layer of frost covering a light green base. It smells earthy accompanied by a mellow sweet floral note. Smoked in a joint it burned mostly even with light grey ash and a smooth draw, carrying a mild creamy sweetness on the exhale. The effects hit pretty quick with a clear euphoric lift keeping me baked for a long time. The munchie did come quick and It surely improve the tastebud.

Another great strain by Pluto craft! This supreme pink smells and taste great, it has a perfect humidity to it. It's pretty potent and great for nightime. Would definitely buy again!

This one will give ya the wow factor. The looks on her! The colours and big buds! The smoke you feel the terpenes go up your nose, super fresh weed, when I cracked a bud open my jaw dropped, covered in tri homes and had that wet look in the center of the buds. Absolutely stunning buds. The taste is very heavy on the citrus side and has a light touch of floral to it very pungent flavour it does have a tiny bit of a burn taste not enough to ruin it. Burns very evenly the ash doesn’t fall unless I tap my Spliff and doesn’t canoe (as long as you roll properly ;)) The high very relaxing I feel it in my face and body. Not quite a couch lock but we have not relaxer. Nice strain to smoke around 6pm and later if you want to wind back but not fall asleep! Looks: 10/10 - honestly don’t come accross weeds this beautiful! She’s a looker!! Taste: 7.8/10 - citrus strong with a bit of floral and burnt taste. Terpenes run through your nose on this one. High: 10/10 - strong and hits you in the face, body relaxer but no couch lock. Smell: 9/10 - floral citrusy musk that’s what comes to my head. It has a classic Super boof smell heavy on that citrus! Intensity: 9/10

Okay so the sour diesel!! Sour diesel a big one for me cause it’s been long since I had one good one. This smoked so smooth it brought a smile to my face soon as I toked it. Very even taste on it with little bit of diesel, pinch of citrus and bit of funk. It actually smokes like a nice indica doesn’t go out and burns very evenly. You know when you smoke enough of a spliff you kinda get sick of it and you just want to toss it. This one was actually pretty appetizing. I enjoyed smoking it through the whole way. The high was niceee, calm energetic though and uplifted. Easy to enjoy my high, did a wake and bake and wasn’t worried about seizing the day at all actually Was excited. No real cotton mouth on this one. The looks on it, very green buds very nicely sized buds, breaks nice and has a nice stickiness to it. I’m very satisfied with it soon as I broke the buds down with my hands I knew it was gonna smoke nice. Smell: 8.5/10 - smells fresh, has an earthy funk to it Looks: 9/10 - really nice green to it reminds me of a good sour diesel Taste: 10/10 - really liked the smoke on this one, very appetizing. Taste of diesel, little pine and citrus has a very classic weed taste to it. High: 10/10 - fuck yeah very uplifting and happy, very energetic! Intensity: 7/10 - it’s got some strength to it but not anything that with overwhelm you. Greets you nicely.

This one's a cross of Granddaddy Purple and Death Bubba and honestly the genetics really show through. Bag appeal: First thing I noticed opening the bag was the colour on these. Super dark purples, almost looks black in some spots, with those vibrant orange pistils popping everywhere. Frosty as hell too. Structure is tight and the nugs have some decent weight to them. Nose: You get that sweet grapey GDP funk but there's also that dank earthy kush coming through from the Death Bubba. Pungent and skunky when you crack the nugs open. Smoke: Smooth with an earthy sweet taste. Effects: Best of both parents here. Starts with that GDP uplifted and floaty. Then the Death Bubba kicks in and melts you. Full body relaxation, great for end of day. Had me sleeping like a baby. So far this latest haul has been great. Nice work Elephant Garden 👍🏻

Anyone here try their in house brand carts? Alright for the price?

I like the place, they have a bunch of great incentives.

Alright!! I got a good amount of strains and after a long day at the tattoo shop you know I had to try the GMO from Green Camel. CannaPanda came clutch through the bad weather came around 6pm. From the Bag as soon as I opened it it had a light green with greyish undertones. Was really pretty the colours in this one definitely unique! The nose on this good strength it kinda smells like matcha or a really fresh grassy green scent. The buds were on the smaller size not quite popcorn though. I have to say the stems stood out in this batch and buds were frail just falling off the stems. Threw me off a bit so I didn’t know what to expect but helll you know how it is don’t judge till you smoke that shit! Rolled that shit up and lit it up on the walk home. The taste was smooth kinda like pine mixed with a fuel aftertaste? I actually really liked the taste of it 2 minutes of smoking that GMO and it shmackedd me. Heavy body buzz and i felt it in my eyes. Had me feeling like I shoulda waited till I got home to smoke it ahahaha. That couch lock was real I wanted to sit and do nothing staring at mountains of slush and snow I had to walk through. After awhile of smoking it the aroma made me feel a little sick ahahaha. Now I’m a heavy heavy smoker I dab 6+ times a day, after I finished the spliff I actually felt a little paranoid 🤣🤣🤣 idk if it was the heavy aroma or if I was just high as balls. The nausea disappeared like 10 minutes after smoking and I was just chillin. Was high enough to not hit my puffco on the way back and just enjoy the walk. Looks: 8/10 - beautiful colour and trichomes but pretty frail skinny buds Taste: 8.5/10 - very smooth, pine mixed with a bit of fuel. Nose: 7/10 - a very fresh green matcha smell. Kinda smells organic Effects: 10/10 - heavy couch lock, tunnel vision ahaha Intensity: 10/10 - high comes in quick and gets heavy. Nice and strong and lasts.

This one I pulled the trigger on last minute great on the eyes and nice and smooth nice creamy but gassy nose. Smoke was really smooth on it and burned perfectly. Keep in mind the buds are wayyy tinier in person. I’m real happy with this for the price! I think next time I’m go big buds. it way my first time trying popcorn and dang are they small. The high was nice! Wasn’t much of a couch lock at all keep me just relaxed and chill, was ready for a dab after 15 minutes. Looks: 9/10 - if the buds were bigger it’d be a 10 Taste: 7/10 - coulda had more of a sticker fresh taste kinda tasted dry but no burnt taste, had a good creamy floral taste. Nose: 7.5/10 - nice creamy with very light gas tone not a very strong nose on it. High: 9/10 - was real relaxed I enjoyed it not very strong though. Intensity: 5/10 - I feel like anybody can smoke this it’s not very strong but it’s very calming and enjoyable to smoke. Would I buy again? Probably not but that doesn’t mean it’s not good buds. To be fair it was real cheap. I think I’m just more into bigger buds? Little too small for me, I also like my weed real strong enough to get some cotton mouth and enjoy some snacks. Beautiful colours on it though I must say and real smooth so that’s a big plus.

This one I pulled the trigger on last minute great on the eyes and nice and smooth nice creamy but gassy nose. Smoke was really smooth on it and burned perfectly. Keep in mind the buds are wayyy tinier in person. I’m real happy with this for the price! I think next time I’m go big buds. it way my first time trying popcorn and dang are they small. The high was nice! Wasn’t much of a couch lock at all keep me just relaxed and chill, was ready for a dab after 15 minutes. Looks: 9/10 - if the buds were bigger it’d be a 10 Taste: 7/10 - coulda had more of a sticker fresh taste kinda tasted dry but no burnt taste, had a good creamy floral taste. Nose: 7.5/10 - nice creamy with very light gas tone not a very strong nose on it. High: 9/10 - was real relaxed I enjoyed it not very strong though. Intensity: 5/10 - I feel like anybody can smoke this it’s not very strong but it’s very calming and enjoyable to smoke. Would I buy again? Probably not but that doesn’t mean it’s not good buds. To be fair it was real cheap. I think I’m just more into bigger buds? Little too small for me, I also like my weed real strong enough to get some cotton mouth and enjoy some snacks. Beautiful colours on it though I must say and real smooth so that’s a big plus.

Bag appeal: Only rated AAA+ but honestly you wouldn’t know it looking at these buds. Medium sized nugs, dark green with small purples peeking through. Most have tons of orange hairs and a solid trichome coating. Wouldn’t say it’s absolutely caked, but it’s sticky when you break it apart Nose: Classic Death Bubba vibes. Piney with that gassy diesel funk. Pungent when you open the bag. Smoke: Smooth burn, nice white ash. No canoe. Effects: hits heavy and melts you into the couch. Don’t plan on doing anything productive. Perfect nighttime strain. Solid pickup for AAA+. If you’re into heavy indicas this one delivers. Thanks in advance elephant garden for the extra points. Helps out more than you know it.

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Appeal 8/10: Medium sized with a chunky, slightly rounded shape. Light green base with hints of purple tucked underneath. Trim is decent and the texture feels fresh with a bit of resin holding it. Aroma 8/10: Sweet bubblegum notes hit first, followed by a candy like undertone. When smoked it release a soft earthy gas but the sweetness stays dominant and pleasant. Potency/effects 8/10: Hit right in the head with a gentle uplift and clear, happy mood. After an hour or so it settle down quick. Quite pleasant to smoke. Overall 8/10

Got laid off today, but new order came in so it’s not the worst day. Bag appeal: Dense chunky nugs with solid weight to them. Not the biggest nugs I’ve ever had but they’re respectable. Good amount of cake on those trichomes, one of the frostier batches I’ve picked up in a while. Tons of orange pistils all over these, really pops against the darker green/purple underneath. Nose: Soon as I cracked the bag I got hit with that gassy kush funk. There’s an earthy pine thing going on with some diesel undertones. Not overpowering sweet like some strains, more of that classic dank OG style smell. Gets stronger when you break it apart. The smoke: Burns clean with a nice white/light grey ash. Smooth inhale, not harsh at all. That gassy taste comes through on the exhale with a bit of a kushy finish. Joint burned even all the way down, no canoeing. Effects: Starts in the head withe some euphoria then just melts into full body relaxation. Heavy indica vibes. Definitely an evening strain. I was couch locked about 45 mins in. Solid for winding down after learning you’ve lost your job. Overall super impressed. The cure is on point and you can tell the quality is there just looking at it.

Clean, oily, cakey, potent. Smell isn't strong of anything really. But to describe the smell I think it's kind of like a bready and coffee smell. Not really an exciting smell but nothing wrong with it at all. The paper burns really smooth and the smoke is pretty thick without any harsh throat feel. One heck of a 99er. Quality 8 / Value is a solid 9.5

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It's mostly medium size chunks with decent trim. A bit of blueish/black mixed with light green coat and bright orange hair. Smell like ripe banana so it's sweet. Smoke is fairly smooth, bringing that banana taste first before turning more earthy and fuel like on the exhale. The high leans indica, starting mellow in the head then sinking into a heavy body buzz that slows everything down and makes the couch feel extra comfortable. 8/10

Large dense nugs. Was caked to the brim, you can tell my fingers just holding it. Its got hints of citrus so orange and a bit of cherry. Was a good smoke this weeekend.