Reviews

Lineage: Chemdawg x Wedding Cake Medellin doesn't seem to be anything special when comes to appearance having mostly an olive shade of green. There are few bits of purple on leaves, pistols carry a rusty orange colour, and buds are coated by a layer of white crystal trichomes. The cure is perfect they're very sticky, easily gumming up fingers. Very nice cripsy feel and snap on the outside and has the right amount of moisture when grounded.  The terps are definitely one of the highlights. Rich, sharp, and pungent aromas of chemical gas along notes of lemon citrus & pine. There were also hints of sourness and dough. The flavour is more pungent than rich with a strong spicy and gassy draw, followed by a trail of pine, and sour dough at the backend. The doughiness seemed to linger throughout even on exhale. It's indeed a strong smoke and gives that tickle to the throat, especially when hitting the bong. The burn quality was good overall, not harsh, and tasted clean despite not having a preferred light colour ash as it turned out to be salt and pepper. Decent burning properties and a little greasy at times. Medellin slaps pretty darn good. The effects felt more balanced to me and it's one that's perfect for anytime except for bedtime, as it'll keep you awake with its very stimulating cerebral effects. A strain for creativity and productivity, not sedating in the slightest way, though the physical effects are notable, but on a lighter scale. There was a light to moderate amount of body relaxation as my mind was full of energy. I'm glad that I was able to try this, it's a solid hybrid that checks most boxes. It gets my recommendation except if looking for a white colour ash. Picked up a quarter for $50 after points and coupons, and at that price, it's good value for what it is. Rating: 8.6/10

Blueberry Pancakes LSO Grown by LSO Gem Sourced from WeedPosters Appeal: 9/10 definitely a looker. Beautiful hues throughout the flower. Orange, light and dark green, blueish purple dark tones. Covered by your typical beige covering blanket of trichs with most of gems gear. Sticky fresh. Med sized nugs. Nose: 9/10 loud blueberry Terps. Straight fruity blueberry right in the face with a slight doughy gassyness on the backend. Not too complex. Just very true to the name and it was loud. Out the jar immediately get that fruity blueberry. It was nice. Taste: 8/10 It actually gets a quite good mark here. The accuracy of Terps are spot on. Blueberry cakey gassyness with notes of creamy funk. Interesting taste. The loudness is where it looses points. The purity as well where it's slightly ashy in between. But the longevity was amazing blueberry till the last puff honestly. Rich smoke as well. Definitely coats the mouth a bit. Burn pic included. White ash and good resin production. Potency: 8.5/10 this was surprisingly potent. No couch lock. No KO. A good perfect all day smoke for indica lovers. And overall well-being euphoric feeling followed by heavy limbs and great pain management properties. For the average consumer this could be overwhelming heavy. Very nice smoke. Overall: 8.5/10 Value: 10/10 at 120$ a zip, this is probably some of the better flower youl find at this tag IMO. Not a straight quad. Easily AAAA-

Strain - Gas Face (Face Mints x Biscotti x Sherbet) Visual/Texture - spearhead shaped buds that are medium in size. Crisp shelled nugs holding an airy density with plenty of movement, cracked apart exposing its shiny coated sticky lined interior. A mix of medium to darker olive tones being cast over the majority of the structures, having a deep shades of blackish purple yielding most of the attention. Stubby light orange pistils protruding from the surface, and swimming in a copious amount of  shiny sugar glistened trichomes Scent/Burn - a loud stench reeking with vocal wafts of fueled terpenes. Your surroundings are quickly overtaken by overtones of danky diesel gas, accompanied by a sweet citrus dough. Inhaling clouds consisting of sweet pungent gas with hints of citrus. Released with a continued fuel flavor with a sweetened earthiness. Thick smoking stuff that burns to an ash that's salt & peppered, and a shiny greasy ring emerging right away High/Effects - Gas Face is a potent hybrid giving off strong indica presence. First taking focus to the body, washing a deep relaxation over it with a solid sense of relief being provided to any aches or pain. Soaring euphoric effects ensure an uplifted mood, leaving any of the days issues in the dust. This strain is indeed all gas while applying some brakes, having motivation taking a backseat over the duration of the high

Shit, forgot my ? analysis ?!! This feels like a strong 20%er, but not a ton of depth to me. Had to be specific? I'd pin it @ 22% THC, but lacking in terps dept, maybe a 1.5-2% on this one. Fucks yea up, but not in ... An interesting way? If that makes sense. ??‍♂️ I'm just some stoner ?

I just ended up picking this strain up again since I like it. I was going to pick up a different one but i thought i'd grab this one while it lasts since i know sometimes things can change vastly between growers. This had the same buttery smooth taste so I think it's from the same master batch. I enjoyed it. Smooth smoke. 4.0/5

Ice Wine is extremely smothered in shimmering glistening milky amber trichomes. Tight, large, sticky and purpled out buds. Trimmed awesomely and cured well. Has a dank sweet diesel slightly fruity scent happening. Has a subtle sweetness and a slight diesel taste. Extremely smooth in a joint. Burns quite well in a joint, produces quite a thick oil ringer. Slow burning, but stays lit the whole time. The ash is salt n pepper. I found this to be a medium to high potency slightly indica hybrid. Mellowed me right out and soothed my head. Brought on a bit of creative vibe. Long lasting high. Quality - 8.98 Value - 9

White Nitrous • Lineage: White Death x Death Bubba • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by @terpyvibesdirect @bobbyterps_ • Sourced from @bigbossblvd / @bigbossgardens • ? • Visuals - medium sized perfectly trimmed and immaculately cured dense and sticky buds are even stickier and hella greasy feeling inside. Dark forest green buds with different shades of purple and also black with copper colored pistils and a healthy layer of resinous trichomes that still have many visible outer heads intact • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - a face full of dank but also very sweet and sharp fuel that is loud right out of the bag and intensifies even more after busting with light floral and earthy kush undertones. The terps translate beautifully as this one is all gas no brakes from start to finish and like the nose is very dank but also oh so sweet with just hints of pine and Kush on the exhale and that very sweet gas lingers on the palate for quite some time after smoking. Joints burn great and quickly form a drippy oil ring while leaving behind a salt and pepper ash • ? • High - this one hits hard and fast with an instant pressure build up behind the eyes as a dreamy and euphoric head stone take flight quickly aiding in the relief of stress and negativity by calming and relaxing the mind while following immediately behind is a fast building body load that is soothing and relaxing with a powerful dose of pain relief and an eventual couchlock. Definitely an evening smoke • ? • Overall this was some heavy hitting fire from terpyvibes that is sure to get the job done. Nice and dank looking bud, hella loud gas that translates perfectly to a smooth smoke, clean burning in a j with a drippy oil ring and a white ash with very minimal peppering, and long lasting effects that hit hard and medicate properly This that nitrous type gas!

Pink Lava • Lineage: Pheno of Island Pink • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by @lavas.organics • Sourced from @bigbossblvd / @bigbossgardens • ? • Visuals - medium sized perfectly trimmed and cured buds that are very dense, sticky, and greasy feeling both inside and out. Olive and forest greens mixed with light and dark shades of purple and rust colored pistils all topped by a greasy layer of trichomes that have plenty of chunky outer heads still intact • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - a typical pink profile that greets you with dank gassy overtones right out of the jar and a sweet floral Kush base with hints of vanilla and earth on the tail end. A smooth but thick and heavy smoke that is full flavored with the same pungent gassy overtones to a sweet floral base that is also slightly perfumed and has a touch of earthiness. Joints burn perfectly and have a fast forming oil ring while producing a lightly peppered white ash • ? • High - another heavy hitter coming from BB that again sets in quick fast behind the eyes with some pressure instantly lowering my eyelids while a calming and euphoric head stone go to work on stress and negativity. There's also a heavy body load that kicks in about half way through a joint and continues to quickly build until leaving you completely couchlocked and feeling no pain with some sedation to follow. A highly medicating strain that is perfect for evening use • ? • Overall when it comes to Pink strains nowadays they are a dime a dozen but, this one made me remember why I used to love those Pink's so much as this is up there with some of the more potent weed I've smoked lately, had me sweating and all. Visually appealing and dank looking bud, a loud and dank profile that translates effortlessly to the smoke, burns clean in a j to a white ash with a fat drippy oil ring, and a buzz that is highly medicating and potent as fvck

Silver Haze HCFSE Diamonds • Lineage: Skunk N⁰1 x Northern Lights N⁰5 x Haze • Bred by Sensi Seeds • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Processed by buzzed_extracts • Sourced from @grass_chief • ? • Nice clean looking diamonds that are light yellow in color and are all smaller and basically even in size with a slightly wet texture that is simple enough to work with as they kinda stick together • ??? • A strong haze forward profile greets you upon removing the lid with those loud and pungent spicy Haze overtones that are quickly balanced out by undertones of intensely sweet pine with hints of lemon and a gassy finish. Very terpy stuff that translates to dabs effortlessly amd in the exact same fashion, a strong punch of Haze terps at first that are followed by those very sweet piney undertones with a gassy finish that all lingers on the palate. These diamonds are also exceptionally clean with a water like melt that leaves almost nothing in the banger to clean • ? • High - a powerful cerebral onset that slams into your brain with a clear headed, energetic, and very uplifting effects that replace stress and negativity with a very happy and upbeat mood and also inspires creativity. A perfect strain to wake and bake with that has the potency to lift you up and keep you going for hours on end • ? • Overall I have always enjoyed a good Haze and these diamonds checked all the boxes. Nice looking and easy to work with, loud and pungent terps that translate seamlessly to dabs, a clean water like melt, and a powerhouse of a high

Value: 9/10 was a great price and they also threw in a fat free 8th with this order. 4Gs of 12 day TFPK ? Quality: time will determine this, but it's a hard 8.5/10 for me so far. This could be a 9er, if this high lasts and keeps its depth. Love this shit ? ETA: This came on the best kind of day for me. This is an awesome smoke for a cold, dreary, rainy day like today. This is creeping to a 9/10 on a personal level, maybe 9.5 if I'm fast asleep just after lunch. Awesome weed ?

This will be the second batch of Frosted Fruit Cake by GasGodz I’ve tried. Not much new to say here so I’ll keep it short for once. Bag appeal on my quarter was slightly better this round. Buds had essentially the exact same look with a vast array of colours and a dense coverage of trichomes. Definitely very pretty flower, not gonna blow your doors off in the bag appeal department. But certainly not gonna disappoint either. The flower felt fresher this run as well, I did get the FFC essentially day of drop so perhaps that helped? Terps I found were less pronounced this batch, not to say that it lacked flavour. However coming from what I had prior, this batch doesn’t compare in nose or taste. I picked up subtle fruity notes with a touch of dank gas. It felt like this batch was missing that leftover cereal milk flavour I fell in love with on the prior run of FFC. Would love to hear what others who had both batches think, might just be a me thing with the muted terpene profile on the 2nd FFC run. Burn and high again are both phenomenal and I have nothing to complain about in that regard. Ash was a respectable shade of greyish white, burn was smooth and consistent. This flower is a great anytime of the day smoke for me, it makes everything you are doing that much better. Not much love here for expensive pot, especially expensive pot purchased from Classics. This FFC by GasGodz however is remarkable flower that’s worth trying out anytime you see it on a menu. Hopefully next batch is closer to the first experience I had, but even a weaker run like this still rates as a superb smoking experience in my book. TLDR… Smell: 8/10 Taste: 8/10 Bag Appeal: 8/10 Burn: 9/10 High: 10/10

High voltage Extracts live resin is just amazing. I don't think I have had it before. The smell is really nice. Very strong and floral. The texture is nice and soft and easy to work with. The burn is extremely clean. The flavor is very potent and fresh tasting. It really is a well made product. The high is awesome. It hits fast, hard and heavy. A few minutes after having some, my head was starting to lean and zone right out mode sets in. This is great for a night buzz.

I was craving this train a lot and I been buying the Fraser Valley Mac 1 for a long time now but I i think my body got too used to that one. It kind of taste not as strong anymore. I figured maybe i try the strain from a different grower and boy am I happy i did. I don't think Fraser Valley can hold a candle to what this Mac1 is. Not sure how they make such a huge difference in growing the same strain but it must be the actual care the growers put into the flowers. I can appreciate this. This is all i have left from Valentines Day so I'm going to make it last in the vape?

Looks 8.6 Smell 8.9 Freshness 8.8 Smoke 8.1 Flavour 8.9 Overall experience 8.4 Opening this I was blown away by the smell. First thought is if you had Macflurry from blkmkt then start there with smell and go from there. If not it’s got a heavy terpinolene smell at first citrus tang cream sour cherry lime it’s just so complex of a smell of sweet fruit and citrus fruit with some sour notes. Overall definitely for the flavour chaser out there like me. Smoke was smooth on this but I did find it to need way more of a cure on it, was burping her a fair amount and it took awhile to get her proper. Ash was light grey. High leaning more hybrid instead of sativa. Fantastic for a hike or outside time. Overall super fun cultivar. If I remember correctly it’s early lemon berry x end game punch line cross makes for a super fun unique flower. Happy tokes ?

Budget bud that is actually pretty decent. Smells great and tastes decent. Isn't the smoothest but can't complain at this price point. 3.75/5

I bought this for someone on budget to go along with my order and managed to snap a pic as well as a couple of gram to try. Couldn't check out the whole bag but they could do better getting rid of some stray stems. Not too overwhelming or too mellow but a decent uplifting high. A couple hour after the buzz I do feel quite hungry. Cheap to buy if you can resist the urge to order a bunch of takeout afterward. 3.5/5

This cut of Where Is My Kush Cake is fire!. Buds are nicely trimmed and dense. The color is mostly bright greens with some splashes of some dark greens. Pistils are darker colored brown. The smell is nice. I get sweet doughy notes with some earthy tones underneath. Smell got a lot stronger after busting it up. Taste translates pretty well to the smoke with sweet doughy inhales with slight citrus on the exhale. Burns nice and white ash in a RAW unbleached.

Bag Appeal: 8/10 Venom has a unique appearance with its vibrant green and orange hues of the dense buds. They were coated in a thick layer of trichomes, which gave them a glistening appearance. The buds were tightly packed and had a slight stickiness to them, which I knew would make for a good smoking experience Smell: 7.9/10 The aroma of Venom was potent and complex. I detected notes of earthy pine and skunky diesel, along with a subtle hint of sweetness. The smell lingered in the air long after the bag was closed and left me feeling eager to experience its taste. Taste: 8/10 When I lit up a bowl of Venom, I was immediately impressed by its smooth smoke. The taste was a delightful blend of earthy and citrus notes, with a subtle sweetness that lingered on the tongue. Smoke/Burn Quality: 8.3/10 The smoke was thick and smooth, making it easy to take deep hits without coughing. I was impressed by the overall smoke and burn quality of this strain. It burned evenly and left behind a light ash. Potency: 8/10 The potency of Venom was impressive, but not overwhelming. It provided a strong high that left me feeling uplifted and focused, with a touch of physical relaxation that melted away any stress or tension. Overall Rating and Value (1-10): 7.9/10 Overall, I was thoroughly impressed with the quality of Venom. It had a great appearance, a complex aroma and taste, and a powerful but well-balanced high. If you're looking for a strain that offers both cerebral stimulation and physical relaxation, Venom is definitely worth a try.

Got this with an order i made from classics for 2x 7g of tuna flavours + $20 shipping for a total of $180 Told him very nicely last week i didnt think it was worth it and was insulted despite being polite, he told me this “I appreciate your chillness about this. This matter is an open incident with us, it will be made right. I'm sick right now, I'll be in touch in a few days with a nice resolution. You'll be satisfied, we'll work this out. I appreciate clients like you. This will be sorted..” 1 week later i message him asking if i can get some fresh tuna room and tell him i also had 4-5 people tell me there order was bad and he immediately goes off insulting me and never sorted me out whatsoever. Guy is a mega clown who insults people who dont agree, truth is he told me he was gonna hit some dabs so i think hes just having a hard time tasting flower, if you have a bad order from classics just feel bad the guy couldnt identify quads if his life depended on it Franklin your new name is skippy mcfucknuts and everyone knows it

Strain - Purple Punch (Larry OG x Granddaddy Purple) Visual/Texture - buds with arrowhead shaped forms, with medium sized statures. Cased by a crisp exterior, caked up by a sticky housed interior. Covered by an eye drawing rich lavender shading stretching down to the tips of each sugar leaf, with darkened forest green coloring hidden underneath. Completely covered in a thick blanket of snow frosted trichomes, with lengthy unkept fiery orange hairs ascending from the surfaces Scent/Burn - once busted out there's an immediate presence of loud gassy fruit emissions. Flavorful fumes fronted by strong herbal gasses equally co-existing with a sweetened berry aroma, with a faint earthy existence. Taking on deep hits of gassy herbs, along with a sweet essence of earthy berries. Exhaled out to receive a sweet herbal earth flavoring, lightly brushed with a berry aftertaste. Burning off an ash that's lighter grey with peppering, rounded with an oily ring of resin High/Effects - Purple Punch is an impactful hybrid (70/30) packing an indica tilted swing. Commencing quickly starting to feel the effects taking hold halfway through session. A blissful worry free hazy head of heavy euphoria, clouding the mind, and receiving an elevated status lasting over the duration of the high. Energy slowly drains away at the same pace diverting its attention towards the body, providing a relieving sensation that eventually tapers into a relaxed content burnout. A strain that's best saved for afternoon or evening tokes

Look 8.0/10 Smell 8.5 Freshness 8.5 Smoke 8.9 Flavour 8.8 Overall experience 8.8 Opening the tin on this I was greeted with a earthy gassy smell with a touch of dank but overall a strong earthy fule smell. Smoke is super smooth with a lovely white ash and a perfect flavour transfer of the smell. High on this is truly wonderful I find it’s not super strong but not light either but it has the most amazing chill relaxing vibe that as soon as you smoke you feel it in your whole body and head, really great pain management if needed too. Overall this has been one of the better skookum I’ve had, fantastic smoke, great cure, good flavour and it didn’t feel like I had to do anything to get her in better shape or like some skookum tins it’s a little almost wet feeling. Happy tokes ?

Looks 8.2/10 Smell 8.8 Freshness 8.2 Smoke 8.0 Flavour 8.7 Overall experience 8.6 Cracking the tin on this I got a lovely pungent gassy smell that I really enjoy. I found her to have a nice flavour transfer. Ash was fairly dark on her and a bit harsh on the throat at first I’ve been burping her pretty often as it felt like a lot of moisture in there still. After about a week she’s much better now much smoother but not perfect. Looks my 14g was made up of smaller nugs unlike most other from skookum has been much bigger buds. Maybe I jugot unlucky High was a strong hybrid high but definitely indica leaning as I have been using a bit for bed. But overall I find being at home a little better for her then out in about. Happy tokes ?