Reviews

Review of grease monkey from @topshelfexpresscanada Appearance:9/10 Density:10/10 Smell:9/10 Taste:9/10 High:8/10 Overall:45/50 Really don't get much better than this, just stacks up on the trichomes! Sticky to the touch perfectly trimmed. Dark orange pistils shooting out all over, has a forest green profile to it with light green tips and dark purple hints throughout. The aroma is earthy pungency followed by sugary skunky diesel with a touch of vanilla. Flavors of nutty vanilla and sweet skunky diesel. High is a creeper building up behind the eyes before suddenly taking hold.This effect will quickly become sleepy, easing both mind and body into a completely sedated state that's calming and relaxing. ( indica dominant) Big thanks to @topshelfexpresscanada for allowing me to review this! ⛽️???

Another banger from gorilla Jane Doughboy Pink Sourced from Gorilla Jane Appeal: 8/10 This was a great representation of a pink kush. Just tight dense beautiful dark green vvs frost nugs. I smoked most of the bag before posting this lol. But dark green, purple hues and slight pink hairs with sticky trichs inside the nug. Perfect moisture. Nose: 9/10 Loud loud loud pink variant. Immediately you get a perfumy classic kushy gassyness with beautiful notes of floral/lavender in the backend. A beautiful nose. And explodes when busted up. Taste: 8/10 This was surprisingly good taste wise. Not muted. Super loud classic pink kush gassy in the inhale with earthy floral notes on the exhale. It's does have a slight ashyness to the taste but the Terps last the whole joint. And they are quite pungent and smooth IMO. Great smoking experience. Burn was white/grey ash with a very good resin content production. Pic included. Potency: 8.5/10 this was a medium to high level potency. Some prefer this to the Mike Tyson but I prefer the Mike Tyson. But this bud gave a classic slapping pink kush high. A focussed euphoric blast to start with a slowly creeping heavy body focused high to finish off. Super euphoric and very good for pain relief. Overall: 8/10 this was a good entry quad. My rating is AAAA-. truely enjoyed this. Value: 7/10 this was 150 a zip which is a solid price but I think you can get better at this tag personally. But this was a very well done classic pink. And on the QP this is 112$ a zip which is absolutely ridiculous value

Sour Tangie is such a wake & bake strain. It has everything I need for the morning: Fruity smell like OJ and a rush of energy bliss like coffee. Nugs size can range from small to medium sizes and they are decently trimmed with plenty of thc crystals. It got a very clear head high effect and the sativa really make starting my day way better. If I didn't get any red eyes I would have a sesh every monday. Smoke clean and smooth I would get this strain again soon.

I bought it during a sale last weed. The quality is solid AAA+ even when I bought discount stuff. Nothing too crazy with the potency but you will get it even for veteran since I had been smoking this since Sunday. Tasty rich smoke with some minty flavor mixed in.

Bag appeal: First thing i noticed after cracking the seal on this bag is the layers of cake all over the buds. All medium sized buds, clean trim job and got some density to it. Tad of purple hues as well 9/10 Nose: Nice sweet smelling buds it lives up to the cherry pie name. Very sweet/fruity. Overall, i enjoyed smoking this stuff, still have a few grams left. More of an indica dominant hybrid id say about 65% indica? Not much stick to the buds but the cake makes up for it. Taste is real similar to the nose as well so it was a tasty one

Looks: Nothing too special actually, its caked, well trimmed. Doesn't look super exotic. 8/10 Nose, flavour: Terpy! Great sweet fruit coming from the smell and smoke. Pretty loud actually. 9.5/10 Potency/high: Another reason why I enjoyed this besides the actual taste, it actually hit pretty hard and lasted long. I find a lot of exotics nowadays, you get something terpy, but less loud of a smoke. This one was decent. 9/10 Overall: I'm pleased. Good flavour, good potency, if it was a bit more EXOTIC looking, it probably could have taken more of the cake. 9/10 Value: 8.5/10

Review of strawberry Jerry shatter from @cannafirm_bc It has golden color tone to it and when taken off the Parchment paper it gets lighter. While working with the shatter it is a little sticky and soft to the touch, dab tool Recommend. Has a strong aroma of fresh strawberries with a smack of spicy, diesel. When consumed offers a strawberry berry flavor with a savory diesel exhale that lingers. great for a wake and bake as you'll get effects of Creative, Uplifting, Energetic, Euphoric, Focused perfect for my sativa lovers. Once again big thanks to cannafirm for allowing me to review this ? ⛽️???

Absolutely brain numbing, in 2 ways. RpG#6 < Animal Mints x (wedding cake f2 x GMO) x grape cream cake. Absolutely gorgeous nugs here. Nose is a fucking good mess.(in a pot lovers way). Sends my nostrils to their limit. The flavour is so difficult. Its got so much going on. Almost too much? I encourage you to try this cross if you love terp chasing and have the opportunity. I have never smoked what I wanna call the kitchen sink. Thisizit.Crazy mash up on this one. Think earth with dank & . With cream..with grape? And then gas, hella gas, fruity? Beyond my ability to breakdown. The Drip is one of the best in Canada available to the everyday smoker as of my personal experience. (Tried for ages to get UP's smoke and for what? Ahahha among alot of amazing growers, always underwhelming)... Really though it's been 3 + years I have primarily been smoking this master growers (karma cup award winning grower*) flowers and I ain't looking anywhere else. Phenomenal CS and ever rotating flavours to checkout. It's sucks not being able to get the same same on the regular...waiting patiently for a fresh Frosted Fruit Cake Batch!! ...... ( posting on MoMs pics, should definitely include a lil info on the mom at least "the MoM/source...) Cheers thedrip(.)city

Review of Jack herer from @bwibca Appearance:8/10 Density:10/10 Smell:8/10 Taste:8/10 High:9/10 Overall:43/50 Oh man just playing around with this bud left mad crystals on my fingers. It really threw down on that frost! Liking how light green of a pheno this one was. A full 10/10 on Density this nug was tight as it gets, really enjoyed the skunky, earthy, spice smell this strain offers. Can tatse a little sweetness on the exhale really smooth tasting ? When consumed you'll get a rush of happiness,creativity, with and uplifted feeling that will last for hours. Perfect daytime smoke highly recommend! ??⛽️? Big thanks to @bwibca for allowing me to review this ?

This strain is my absolute favorite! It has a very pungent smell abs taste. The effects are amazing and really good for anything wet insomnia or anyone with appetite issues. Highly recommended, especially at the sale price!

Review of yellowfin tuna from @bwibca Appearance:8/10 Density:8/10 Smell:8/10 Taste:8/10 High:9/10 Overall:41/50 Overall looks on the yellowfin tuna was amazing. Corverd in trichomes giving this bud a shiny look with big clusters of orange pistils. Colors of light and dark green throughout, density was definitely there wasnt much give to them when squeezed.This one has a super pungent smell that’s actually incredibly fishy, it has a sour skunky taste that’s pungent with a kushy flavor. When consumed you'll gain a boost of energy that will lift your mood,with a warming body high that washes over you from top to bottom.Then to leave you slightly couch-locked and very sleepy great night smoke being a almost full dominant indica. Thank you bwibca for allowing me to review this ⛽️???

Nugs are visually striking in deep green and dark violet. It's quite dense and also got plenty of trichomes to make me really happy. I'm not sure how to describe the smell, it has a fruit like smell that's akin to citrus however it's not entirely fruit like. On deep nose it's more like a bouquet. Smoke is really flowery and earthy too. The high is really cerebral in nature. Energetic, full of energy and kept me focused for a long time.

Looks like some good rock.

THC % unknown but probably around 20ish or lower Ordered March 2023 $189 for 1/4LB (Sale price) Not the best buds I got from them but for the price I got the double amount that I usually get from them. Good value for mids as the nugs are small but potent. Very subtle smell but can be spicy when smoke. The effect is kinda like hybrid and it take a while for the effect to start. It's subtle but creepy up on me and give me a really good buzz.

THC 15-20% Ordered March 2023 $29 for 14g (Sale price) This one is sativa dominant but smell really pungent. The taste can be a bit creamy and citrusy on exhale. For this price I couldn't put in any complain but I'm probably more biased toward Indica a bit more. It's good for the price if you want some sativa buzz.

Another crazy fire drop from Skookum and I’m so glad to see all these old school gas strains back and treated properly. This one is the stinkiest of the bunch by far. You can tell the freshness just by its absurd reek. Tons of pine and diesel all over this smells like a gas station being refueled in the middle of a forest. Flavour-wise I would say this leans way more towards diesel than pine. Very pleasant and surprisingly smooth given its high potency. Worth to mention that this lady is a classic slow creeper. Love how it works on the body and gives you that meltdown sensation. Finally shout out to Pot Cargo once again. They didn’t break their 13 minutes record but still amazing service. As always, no incentives. I know Pot Cargo would reward reviews but I don’t care. I like to support amazing weed and that’s it.

This Doughboy Pink has a great look to it. Nice dense structure, good moisture, great trichome coverage. Lovely deep array of colours from purples, greens, pinks and thick fuzzy orange pistils. The smell on this, oh boy, was it something. Doughboy Pink is the perfect name as there is a very clear pastry/creamy sweetness over top of deep pink floral gas. When it comes to the flavour the pastry/creamy note and gassy components are about equal at first, but later in the smoke the gas really takes over. Really great unique Pink terp profile unlike any other I’ve tried before. The smoke on this was heavy but smooth. The ash burned a nice light grey/white with a thick oil ring. The effects on this Doughboy Pink were awesome. While you’re first smoking you’re hit with an relaxing rush of euphoria that lifts up your mood. Soon you feel a pressure building up behind your eyes letting you know you’re almost there. Then a blanket of sedation comes over and truly relaxes you fully. Great potent smoke. We all have our own price/quality ratio but for me this is one of the highest ranking Pinks I’ve smoked in that regard. Waited to post my review till I was able to order more. Clean top quality Pink for a killer deal. Source: Gorilla Jane

Great looking buds, good size too and they are dense Smells like GAS, this one Danks. It has strong pink and gas flavour but was a little bit harsh I found towards the end of the joint. Has pretty strong effects, body high and stoned.. very nice I recommend this one, it's good if you don't mind it being a bit intense and harsh

Snatched a half zip for about $60 of these Platinum Cookies. Pretty decent, especially for the price. Fully caked out nugs, not too many smalls, bag was good all around. Potency was medium to medium high, with definitely a balanced hybrid type feel. Smoke was lighter grey, joint stayed well lit, good smoke too. Flavours may be a bit lighter on the cookie side and more on the pungent earthy vibe. I would buy it again. 9/10

Overall rating: It smell great and has a decent level of moisture. Buds are mostly large dark forest colour covered by purple hues. It kinda remind me of the pineapple express I had a while back just for the smell alone but mixed with a stronger pungent kushy aroma. The high is relaxing like dosidos but more euphoric from the purple punch lineage. Value: Got it on sales. Very solid for the price and I could get it for full price if it's a fresher batch. Consumption method: Bong with hemp wick

Overall rating: Average sizes nugs that are fresh and very caked. It taste a bit like lemon masked with a strong earthy smoke. The high hit fast and feel really heavy behind the eyes. Feel sleepy and hungry after smoking so I reserve this one for night time sesh. Value: A discount would probably be better. Consumption method: Bong with hemp wick, gonna roll a couple of joints later.