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https://i.imgur.com/m9jrpTv.jpg ----------- No Disclaimer - Legit Purchase (SHOCKING!) MOM Name FarmHard farmhard.ca Overall rating out of 10: 9 ----------- General Notes: After my review of the sample products I received from the fine folks at FarmHard, I figured I would be a fool to not pick up a cheap mixed oz. I decided to go with a half and half of AK and Texada, as I already had a lot of indica sitting around, and I wanted something that would facilitate the creative process (I write shitty music). I found both the AK and the Texada had an almost psychedelic quality to them--my hearing was enhanced, and that is exactly what I wanted. I wanted to show something slightly different with this review, so I combusted a couple bowls by open-flame to show the colour of the ash, as this seems to be highly important to some people. As can be seen in the pics, FarmHard's cannabis burns to extremely clean, white ash. **Please see my original reviews (links below) of FarmHard for more detailed information regarding ordering, pricing, packaging, communication, as they were all the same.** Original Review: Part I: https://canadianmom.xyz/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2871 Part II: https://canadianmom.xyz/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2877&p=15176#p15176 Products / Photos: AK-47: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid https://i.imgur.com/cbFumvL.jpg I was pleasantly surprised to see that I had some larger buds in this half ounce than I received in the sample package. Largest bud was a little over 1.5g, so not huge by any means, but much larger than the Texada by comparison. This round of AK had slightly more nose to it, still grassy, but there was more natural terpenes detectable in a larger batch, especially once I picked some stem out and stored it in a glass jar for a couple days. To my nose (which sucks), it came off a bit floral on-top of the grassy smell, which played quite nice to my senses. The AK is definitely the nicer looking of the two strains--it has much more bag appeal, slightly lighter green, etc. Lots and lots of nice milky trichomeys; and the buzz is as I described it in earlier reviews--a long lasting stone that takes a while to creep up to maximum. I dig this strain, and I dig healthy organic weed. I’m going to stick with my original assessment. My Rating: 4/5 Texada Timewarp: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid https://i.imgur.com/iB3SZwi.jpg I wasn’t sure what I’d get as far as bud size with the Texada--I half figured by the samples that it would be quite small and dense, and I was dead on with that assessment. Not a single bud over 1g in this half ounce, and the Texada has that goofball, elongated bud structure I talked about in my initial review. The lack of bag appeal may be disappointing for some, however, when you take into account how it grinds up, the potency, and the price, I could really care less if buds are a little smaller than in my wildest dreams. Bud size is primarily aesthetics and I ain’t about it--function over form, all day long. Again, because of the larger portion, I could detect more natural terpene profile above the grassy smell, moreso even than with the AK. The aroma of the texada is rather spicy and peppery to my nose. This texada was exactly the same as the samples I had received, it had the same great cure, and the same potency. I can see why they call this stuff timewarp, because I feel like I am spacing right out of this dimension. I started a modest bowl at the beginning of a 90 minute movie, and I still wasn’t done it by the end--the buzz just seems to last forever, and with very little burnout, as some others have mentioned. I like this bud, and I’m sticking to my original grading. My Rating: 4.2/5 Blonde’sih Kief Sample (2.5g!): https://i.imgur.com/nInUZid.jpg Who doesn’t love a bit of kief in a joint or on a bowl of AA schwag to punch it up a notch? This here kief is perfect for that task. It isn’t the ultra-fine sifted blonde kief that you can buy from some places for exorbitant prices, but it is well sifted, potent kief that is great on its own, or especially great mixed with other items. Homemade moonrocks is my next project, and this shall be their topping. My Rating: 4/5 Samples of OG Mango Kush and Violator Kush; (See Former Reviews for Pictures): I am a fan of both of these strains from FarmHard as well, so I was very happy to see they tossed in some extra samples. I’ll probably use this to introduce some friends to organic cannabis over the holidays. These samples are the same weed I reviewed in my original post, so feel free to read that for more detailed information on these strains. Incentive for Customers: I got a 20% affiliate discount for bringing them some business with my review. Incentive for Review: Nadda. Notes: I like dealing with FarmHard, they’re great people and this is great medicine for me, at a very reasonable cost.

This Nuken smokes very well, smooth & gassy, with a light grey ash. The high is quite nice, a very good body with an average amount of eye weight for a heavy indica. It fit the bill & helped me sleep. The complaint I would have is that the nugs themselves don't look too amazing, until ground. Bag (or in this case, bottle) appeal was kinda low in comparison with the GSC, Red Congo & especially the Amnesia Haze I recieved in the same order. See their pics from my profile. The strain was good, it has a lot of positive qualities in the smoke, but not the looks. Leafy trim in spots and some low calcium in some of those leaves. Overall, I liked it, but that's about it. *6.5/10*

MOM Name: SpeedGreens *this review contains two orders* http://i.imgur.com/YS6G2Sp.jpg Overall rating out of 10: 10/10 Sign Up: Very easy sign up. There’s an account button on the upper right screen, next to the cart. I clicked it, scrolled down and clicked register. After I submitted my first order, ID was requested. I sent the typical blacked out ID and it was accepted almost immediately. Ordering & Pricing: They have a little bit of everything from budget ounces at $99 to quads, concentrates and edibles. There’s a coupon for new and repeat customers dropping the prices as well. Ordering is relatively simple. Choose items from the menu, add them to your cart, add coupon, and check out. Communication: Absolutely amazing! I’ve been in contact with them a few times, and they’ve been more than helpful. I smoke mostly for pain, and had a few questions. They led me in the right direction as well as included a few small samples to try and help. Very sweet, and thoughtful. Packaging: I’ve received two orders so far, and each came vacuum sealed, in a mylar bag, and in a box. Each strain/item is labeled in its own container with boveda or bag (depending on amount and product). There’s no absolutely no scent, and the package could be anything. A couple things that really stood out; the labeling on each bottle/bag has adorable cartoons depicting the strain and amount, and the budder comes in a solid plastic jar, with a silicone interior. As someone with animals, and their hair sticking to everything, the hard plastic outside was a huge plus. Products / Photos: First Order: Sour Tangie (AAAA): https://i.imgur.com/xy9DUql.jpg When I purchased the Sour Tangie, it was listed on the site as an AAAA, however now it is listed as a AAA. Don’t let that discourage you though once it’s back in stock, this is some nice stuff! The buds I received were on the smaller side, but that makes it easier for me to break up so to me, it’s not a negative. The buds have a slight citrus smell to them, and it really comes through in taste. Oddly enough, this reminded me of the fuzzy peach candy. It’s currently go to when I’m reaching for a sativa. Overall rating: 4/5• while the small buds don’t bother me, it may bother those who order quads and expect nice big buds Sunkiss CBD (AAA): https://i.imgur.com/x8QW7QJ.jpg The Sunkiss is your typical CBD strain. It has the grassy smell, and very mellow taste. It’s good for pain, but even better when mixed with an indica. I really like this one for when I have to go out and do things. It keeps me calm, and my syndromes at bay (anyone with chronic illnesses knows how important this is!). It’s definitely on my re-order list. Overall rating: 4/5 LA OG (AAAA): http://i.imgur.com/NtFiAES.jpg This is probably my favourite pain strain so far. Right away after opening the bottle, you’re hit with the kush smell. It’s large and it’s now in charge! The hit is just as strong as the smell and I found myself wondering if I standing to go to bed was the best idea. Spoiler alert; sleeping where I was in the couch was safer! SpeedGreens was nice enough to include a sample of this in my second order, despite ordering an 1/8th in my first order. I was extremely grateful as I dislocated my shoulder last week, and the extra bit was very much appreciated. Overall rating: 5/5 Pink Nuken Honeycomb Budder (AAAA): https://i.imgur.com/7VDGbHo.jpg I had never smoked budder before, but it was recommended for pain, so I decided to try it. I picked up a Yocan Evolve Plus, and loaded it up. I like how smooth this stuff is! I was expecting a harsh hit, but it was no where to be found. The high is very subtle, and felt no more intense than smoking. However I asked on the discord, and that’s likely because the dab pen I got is coils. I do have a quartz bucket pen on the way, so I will update this portion when it arrives and I can do truer dabs instead of combustion. Despite my screw up on the pen, this worked very well for pain. I have been able to load a dab scoop in, do three hits and do housework, mostly pain free. A gram will likely last me a long while, but this will also be on my reorder list. Overall rating: 4/5 Dutch Treat (AA): • gift There’s no picture of this one as I’m not a fan of Northern Lights strains and decided to gift it to a friend. They said it’s decent, and typical of what they would expect from an AA. Overall rating: not applicable Second Order: OG Cheese (AAAA): http://i.imgur.com/t3no4Oz.jpg This have a really intense cheese smell, almost mozzarella like. The buds were big and dense, and busted up very nicely. However, that’s where the positivity stops for me. This gave me a headache, and it wasn’t a light one. I didn’t connect the dots until the next morning, and I could feel the headache creeping back up. I stopped smoking it, and switched to another strain. Fret not though! I had planned to toss it in with my trim and shake for edibles, but... A friend came over and said it one of his favourite strains. I warned him that I got a headache, and he didn’t care. He busted some up, and rolled one. Lo and behold, the headache was a personal problem! He said this is one of the best quads he’s had in a long time. He ended up trading me, and left quite happily with the OG cheese. Overall rating: 1/5 for me (point for bag appeal), and 5/5 for the friend Blue God (AAAA): • sample I apologize for the lack of photo here, I was a little too eager to break into the Blue God after doing way more than I should. Blue God smells and tastes like blueberries. It came highly recommended for pain, and it did the job. It wasn’t quite as strong as the LA OG or GG#4, but I’d have to say it’s close. Overall rating: 4/5 Gorilla Glue #4 (AAAA): • sample http://i.imgur.com/Iz3MaAN.jpg I know I’m behind the trends here, but I had never tried GG#4. Something with glue in the name just didn’t appeal to me. The saying “you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover” truly applies here. Though it does taste like school glue smells, it’s a heck of a strain. It’s very comparable in effects to the LA OG for me, and the main difference is that glue taste. It’s amazing for pain, and just an overall “colours are brighter, grass is greener, my body is normal” high. Apologies for the post grind photo, my memory tends to suck when I’m in pain! Overall rating: 5/5 Rockstar Honeycomb Budder (AAAA): https://i.imgur.com/zpRTUwT.jpg I am a bad stoner, as believe it or not, I do not like the taste of bud. A strong taste will often make my stomach turn, no matter how amazing the weed is. This is very much the case with the taste of this budder in the Yocan Evolve Plus. Again, this may be a coil issue, and I will update this portion when my good dab pen has arrived. As for effects, I found myself annoyed at the fact my arm was in a sling. I felt fine! It took about an hour for me to feel my dislocation again, and it was a glorious hour. If this doesn’t taste any better in the new pen, I will be mixing it with the Pink Nuken budder. I do really like the pain relief, just not the taste. It’s like the Buckley’s of budder almost. Overall rating: 3/5 Incentive for Customers: Coupons for new and repeat customers, free shipping over $99, free 3.5g on first order, and 4 prerolls if you spend over $179. Incentive for Review: Nothing. Notes: * A West Coast Smoke vape pen was also ordered, for my sister who dislocated her opposite shoulder two weeks before me. Since it was ordered for her, I didn’t include it in this review. * The only scale in the house for grams is a kitchen scale. It’s not the most accurate, so I cannot comment on the weights. * I generally like to shop around and get the best deal or what’s really recommended at the moment. However I find myself consistently going back to SpeedGreens for AAA/AAAA. Their variety, customer service, and care for their customers is unparalleled.

MOM Name; Chronickushco Overall rating out of 10: 9/10 Sign Up: very easy, just need to upload one piece of photo id Ordering & Pricing: Ordered online, chose same day delivery for Gta. Communication: Could be quicker, but they always get back to me within the same day Packaging: manilla envelope with bubble wrap and vacuum sealed Products / Photos:1/4 of GG#4 https://imgur.com/a/umiF3bE Incentive for Customers: low prices for budget herb and ongoing sales Incentive for Review: $20 Off per review Notes: Best for those who want budget product and live in GTA/Southern Ontario

MOM Name Speedgreens Overall rating out of 10: 9/10 Sign Up: Simple and easy. Typical MOM signup. Only thing I didn’t like is you send your ID after your place your order. No where in the sign up did I see it ask for an ID.. so I placed my order, sent my money and went back to work. Hours later I see an email asking for my ID. At his point it was already 4-5pm and my shipment wasn’t processed that day because of it. Ordering & Pricing: I picked up 4 1/8ths for around $100 on their Black Friday sale. Free shipping over $99 which is amazing. It also came with free 3.5g of AA flower for sign up. Communication: SG is usually pretty quick to reply to any questions. Very good customer service Packaging: Great packaging. I LOVE the boveda packs in each pill bottle. All the little strain pictures are fun to look at. Products / Photos: LA OG - 5/5 This is my first time having this indica. I’m actually high on it right now. I can feel myself melting into my Lazyboy. My body is tingling and I got a smile on my face. Nice dense big buds, very nice aroma. A must try. https://i.imgur.com/Dc3xFbE.jpg https://i.imgur.com/bi0fYBs.jpg Alien OG- 4.5/5 this is a difficult one for me to rate due to my medical condition. This is a very racy, upbeat high. It’s hard to let your mind relax on this strain. I personally like strains that help me feel calm, however I can appreciate a fine flower when I see it. It has a strong OG smell and taste. Dense buds. Very strong euphoric high, it’s just not a strain that fits my personal needs. https://i.imgur.com/mUcIS1A.jpg https://i.imgur.com/bBTLOhq.jpg Blue dream 3/5 So I was excited to try a good quad of this strain.. I was so disappointed when I opened the bottle. One medium size nug, one or two around .3g and the rest are little scrappy popcorn nugs. When I pay for AAAA, I don’t expect to get 90% subpar nugs in my order. I don’t know if I’m being unreasonable here, but I was just let down. Once you get passed the size and inspect them you can tell that they came from a AAAA batch. The terp profile was there that I’ve come to expect with blue dream. The taste, the high, it’s all there. This is a more couchlock version of blue dream. I did notice that they are now sold out.. so clearly my HQ was the end of the batch. https://i.imgur.com/SHi8og2.jpg https://i.imgur.com/cq7wPzM.jpg Godberry 5/5 Another indica winner. This is a very strong body melting indica. They gave me 3.64g which was the highest count of the order. I only had two nice nugs.. the others were all small 0.25g nugs. The smell is intoxicating, a strong sweet berry smell with a hint of skunk. This is a nightcap strain. Take a few hits and go melt into your bed and drift off to sleep. If I place another order, I’m definitely getting more. https://i.imgur.com/PNbiKz3.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ENQTMPT.jpg OG Kush 4/5 AA free sample for sign up. I got 3.5g of og Kush.. I specifically requested this strain for my free 3.5g and they delivered a potent AA. It’s clearly a AA, the trim job, flavour and aroma all scream AA, but the potency is where they shine. I was high for just over an hour off 0.25g in my vape. Highly euphoric, happy high. You just have a good time on this bud. https://i.imgur.com/y7kGQLb.jpg Incentive for Customers: Black Friday sale 20% all strains. Free shipping over $99. Free 3.5g during sign up Incentive for Review: wasn’t asked to review Notes: They lost the point off the score due to the size of their nugs. I also wasn’t a fan of asking for ID after placing your order and sending your money. Although I know it’s 100% my fault for not immediately checking my email after my order, I was annoyed that it wasnt clear during registration about this process. I’m currently trying a new MOM every week so I can settle on a final 3 or 4. I’m just worried if I place an order for a half O I’m gonna get 75% small bud. I haven’t used my new customer 20% coupon yet, so that’s incentive enough to try them again. Overall if you’re looking for good quality AAAA bud for competitive pricing check them out. I like the free shipping over $99 and the mix and match ounce options. They have lots of selection and I’ve heard their budder is excellent as well.

I wrote a review for it - see my comments in the Q4 thread

SpeedGreens.ca (Cellphone pics and written up on mobile, forgive any typos. Did my best.) Overall rating out of 10: 9 I've ordered from a few MOMs now and I religiously read reviews and keep up with promotional material. There are competitors, but I don't think anyone right now is doing it better than Speedgreens. I believe their website has room for improvement, but it is perfectly usable and the service/product I received was A+. Sign Up: 10 out of 10 They do ask for government ID, but they'd already taken payment before verifying me. This is a MOM that knows how to get out of its own way. While the convenience is great and signing up and getting through the purchase couldn't have been easier, I worry that this lax policy may bite them if the 12 start poking at MOMs. Ordering & Pricing: 8 out of 10 Great pictures that are completely representative of what I received and clearly taken in house - always a good sign. Some poor decisions design-wise (web carousels are bad, 'shop' being a menu item leading to just a portion of their offerings was a bit confusing), but nothing too bad - no immediate attack on your e-mail address with promises of newsletters and updates, which is always appreciated. Once I got my bearings everything was easy to filter and search for. Checkout was simple and they make the etransfer process very clear for newcomers. I took advantage of their black friday pricing, which was excellent - an ounce of their LA OG for $167? Holy crap was that a good deal. I wish I had saved more money and known how legit the stuff would be, I would have bought an irresponsible amount of cannabis that day. Thankfully they have a 20% promo code for new customers so you can still get an ounce of real quads for $170. As a returning customer I'll still happily pay $209/oz for the quality I got at this level of service. Communication: 10 out of 10 Excuse my french but hell yes. Great presence on social media, up front and communicative through every step of the order, without being overbearing. I received eight emails from them in total: waiting for payment, my account has been created, ID verification request, account verification, order confirmation, two 'your order has shipped' (one when they gave it to CP, one when CP started shipping it) and one 'your order has been delivered.' I can verify the last one came promptly when it was marked as delivered on CP's side, no delay waiting to be notified of a delivery that came hours ago. In the last email, after letting me know about my delivery they respectfully asked me to review them on their social media, and that was the last we spoke... meaning I'm not still getting emails asking me to please leave reviews after our business is done, or asking me to sign up for a newsletter, or just 'checking in'. Other MOMs, take note. This is how you do it right. Only the emails we need, ALL the emails we need, promptly, and then get out of our inbox. Packaging: 10 out of 10 Perfect. Plain and scentless white box, all seams taped, could be anything. Opening the box reveales a mylar bag, still scentless. Within that mylar bag your entire order is vacsealed, still scentless. Cracking open the foodsaver reveals - tada, some smell - each strain individually packaged within childproof bottles - the caps are thankfully reversible into easy open caps. The free prerolls I received came packaged within a single plastic zip - slight squish, but no damage to the joints. Each strain was clearly (and cutely) labeled including quality and weight. The gifts were clearly labeled with a small sticker for clarity. Boveda packs were included with every strain (thank you). Products / Photos: 20181201_003929~2.jpg L.A. OG (AAAA Indica) - 28g 20181130_235741~2.jpg Rating: 10/10 | Pictured Weight: 2.2g Comically large pill bottle stuffed to the brim with chunky, dense nuggets of love. Break the seal and get punched in the face with that telltale aroma - KUSH! I picked up a zip of this in hopes that it would settle in as my new sleepytime strain and it has delivered. I loaded up about 0.2g into the OG Solo after work and next thing I knew it was the following day. Later hooked a friend up with a solid nugget for full bongloads and heard 0 coughs. Real smooth, quality stuff. The only knock I could figure on this is that the trim is a bit, for lack of a better word, 'hacky'. Make no mistake, this is a true quad. Potency, good cure, well flushed, bag appeal. It's all there. Walter White (AAAA Sativa) - 14g 20181201_000720~2.jpg Rating: 10/10 | Pictured Weight: 2.0g Forgive me for the mediocre pic, my phone had a hard time focusing on the absolute brick of hairs that this strain seems to be. There's better definition around the edges thankfully. This strain is pure, unadulterated lift. It's not racy, absolutely no paranoia, no anxiety, a bit munchy. Everything is just... good. I would hazard to guess it's pretty hard to have a negative opinion on this strain - who doesn't want to be happy? Lowkey my favorite of the order. Super smooth sweet berry citrus and smiles. Great bud. Red Congolese (AAAA Sativa) - 3.5g 20181130_235127~2.jpg Rating: 9/10 | Pictured Weight: 1.1g I ordered this as a throwaway eighth to get my total up to the threshold for a free quarter. I selected this strain because it's an exotic 'atypical' and at this point I'm always interested in exploring what cannabis has to offer that's a bit off the beaten trail. This stuff is weird. Full stop. It smells weird, with hints of berries, and spice, and no foolies - rubber. It looks weird, with its choppy trimjob and its long truly red hairs. its true sativa structure and light, wispy buds. It tastes... challenging. I'm not going to seek it out for its flavor, to be sure. And for all of that I don't think it quite feels like anything else I've ever had... and that's a cool thing. Other than the one fairly large nug pictured (I expected it to weigh over 2g, these buds are LIGHT), I got mostly popcorn and some scrappiness. The ample sugarleaf present is absolutely dusted but, you know, it's there. I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt that it's because I only got an eighth, and that larger purchases will get more larger buds, but I can only review what I personally received. The quality was obvious through the entire purchase so I'm not upset about the bag appeal. The potency is there for sure. It's got that signature Durban Poison THCV 'speed' to it, but it pairs with this real 'stoned' body load and yet there is absolutely no couch lock. I felt truly high, but completely at ease with it. This makes for a good 'functional but high' day strain. It's interesting. I like it, I feel good on it, I'm just not nuts about it. Some people love it, and I can see why. This is definitely a strain to try at least once. I'm happy to have ordered it, and I think you will be too, but do the smart thing like I did and get a smaller amount for your first taste. Pink Kush (AAA Indica) - 7g $279 freebie 20181201_001924~3.jpg Rating: 9/10 | Pictured Weight: 0.7g I selected this as my free quarter among 4 choices. There was a Rockstar, a Cheese, and I forget the other option - apologies. Widely accepted as being a generic OG Kush relative of uncertain lineage, it's uh... Well, it's kush. It smells like kush, looks like kush, smokes like kush, feels like kush. I'm not going to wax philosophically about some trips, sorry. It's hard not to compare this to the L.A. OG I received, they're very similar strains. That's largely why I selected this as my free quarter, wanting to compare equivalent trips and quads. The buds are a little smaller, a little drier. The aroma punches a little less. The potency is a bit less, inhales a bit less smooth. In every way this is worse than the L.A. OG... and that's fine. I gave this a 9 not because it's as good as the quads - it's not. Instead, I give this a 9 because there is nothing wrong with bud that's a little worse for a little less money. This is good weed. If you want the best stuff, get better, if you want more stuff, get cheaper, but if you just want some good bud, get this. At $179/o with 20% off for your first order you could do way worse. This is performant cannabis at a fair price. Kushberry (AA Indica) - 3.5g first order freebie 20181201_001419~3.jpg Rating: 5.5/10 | Pictured Weight: 1.0g I got this as a dealer's choice free eighth as a sign-up bonus. I'm not sure if they give this to everyone or If they just figured I like kushes. I'm not complaining. Opening the bottle doesn't punch so much as limp up at you with the telltale kush aroma mixed with hints of sweet berry and... Well, some people like to say 'earthy' but let's be real - dirt. Not bad alll in all but it doesn't wow you right away. Honestly at first blush I took this for trips. It has every outward appearance of it and honestly might even look nicer than the pink lush... And then I vaped it. It's... fine? Honestly the potency is a bit higher than I expect from AA, but I definitely feel like I earned it... It's a bit harsh, let's just say. I get why they rated it as they did, I'd feel comfortable rating this at AA+ even, but this is clearly not good bud. But it's not unsmokeable or anything. Decent budget flower or if your tolerance isn't super high, I don't think this is necessarily bad stuff, you're just getting what you pay for. I wound up cutting some of this and the red congo together and got an actually amazing body load and the inhale was manageable so I imagine I'll just keep using this to occasionally stretch the rest of my order. Can't be mad at free bud and honestly I'm not. I've had much worse AA bud. Prerolls (AA Indica and sativa, 2 of each) - ~3g $179 freebie 20181201_003432~2.jpg Rating: 7/10 | Pictured Weight: 0.8g and 0.9g (gross) I smoked one indica and gave one sativa to a friend. No complaints. Slight squish, smoked okay (I vape so I'm not comfortable reviewing its harshness), decent buzz. I generally don't recommend buying prerolls as I don't find them economical or consistent and these did not change my mind, but they are always a welcome addition to my orders. A Bowl (AA Glass) - Green Friday freebie I think (?) 20181201_003156_HDR~2.jpg Rating: 8/10 | Pictured Weight: unknown Much darker than the pic, single person size, glass is acceptable thickness, has a choke. I legit wish I could leave a real review because I know SG sells accessories but my wife stole this immediately after I took the picture and I haven't seen it since... So... Yeah. No complaints though. Incentive for Customers: 20% off + free AA eighth on first order, free shipping over $99, 4 free prerolls over $179, free AAA quarter over $279. I also got a free bowl but I think that might have been a Black Friday thing. Incentive for Review: None offered, received, or necessary. Notes: I like this MOM and will be a return customer. You should try them.

https://i.imgur.com/WJpZXd8.jpg ------------ **Note** I have reviewed SpeedGreens in detail in other reviews, thus this will just be a brief review of a single product. MOM Name SpeedGreens Products / Photos: 7g of Pink Kush House 'Shatter' (Sap)?: AA https://i.imgur.com/maX1xRb.jpg https://i.imgur.com/gczwp0I.jpg The Negatives: Well, this marks the first time I have bought shatter that came with a warning telling me that it is not shatter until I put it in the freezer for 5-10 minutes, each time I want to use it... every... single... time. Sounds annoying, right? Hell yes it's annoying, AF! I lost a bunch of it just trying to get it off the damn wax paper into a silicone container--the paper kept tearing, I kept swearing, and no good came of it. Now, I have read one review on SpeedGreens website, where one guy claims that after he left it in silicone for a few days, it hardened up to a more shatter-like consistency, and I will have to update this review at a later date to either confirm or deny that claim. But as it stands right now, after only a few mins at room temperature, this 'shatter' turns into the worst kinda sticky honey type shit that you'd never want to work with. So I can manage to get all of a dab or three, then I gotta fire it back in the freezer cause it has turned into ectoplasm again. Yeesh. Full on nightmare. Having spoken with a friend who makes really good shatter using a closed-loop extractor and vacuum oven, I am now of the understanding that this stickiness could be due to a few factors: 1. the shatter could be under-purged and still have butane in it, but there is no evidence such as popping, sparking, or sizzling to suggest that, 2. the flower may not have been dehydrated to a low enough moisture content prior to extraction, or 3. it may be excessively terpy (it is highly terpy). I'm not entirely sure which of these factors it is, perhaps a combination of a couple of them, but it makes for impossibly sticky sap at room temperature. I have a couple complaints here: first of all, this is NOT shatter, so please stop selling it as such. Second of all, the warning that was sent with my package is NOT on the website, it 100% should be. Having tried their 'AAAA' shatter, which has a proper shatter consistecy, I am of the opinion that selling this shit as shatter and dropping in some lame cop-out blurb, passing the buck to the customer; 'our house shatter sucks, but here, you deal with it,' is bad business. Feels like bait and switch, and I ain't smiling. https://i.imgur.com/jcEb7AM.jpg The Positives: I got it for the Black Friday price, thank god... When you finally manage to get this off of everything in the house and into a banger, it has a nice terpy profile, it seems to burn clean, it is smooth on the throat, and it has sort of a medium-potency pink kush shatter high. Conclusion: If this were SHATTER, like the website said, I'd be ecstatic, but being this hard to work with, I'm honestly quite let down. My Rating: Potency: 5/10, Ease of Use: 2/10 Incentive for Review: Your respect. Notes: If you can figure a better way to use it than spending 10 minutes freezing it, then spending another 20 cleaning it off of everything, then by all means pick some up, the potency is certainly there for the price. But if you have children and tend to curse, do not buy this, your kids will be talking like sailors in minutes. YEESH. P.S. Let this review mark a point in history, where all my haters can eat their words, as this negative review comes directly off the back of having recently received free product (NOT FREE, these reviews are hard work) from this company. If the product sucks, I'll state it every goddamn time. Getting sick and tired of snidely posts from a couple of overly opinionated trolls around here.

MOM NameFarmhard Overall rating out of 10:9 Sign Up:None, orders are done by email Ordering & Pricing:Email orders, menu is simple, prices competitive. What I love is that all of their sizing is mix and match. Communication: ordered on a Saturday night, email was answered within less than an hour Packaging:Very basic. Old-school ziplocks, vacuum bagged, wrapped with gift-wrapping paper. Effective, but not eye-pleasing. Strains are tagged with name and weight. Products / Photos:I chose Texada Timewarp, AK-47, and blueberry. Like previous reviews state, yes, it has a distinct grassy hay smell. Not bad, just there. Smells and feels like plant. Taste is very grassy as well. The high on both of my strains was great. Not punch in the face after 2 puffs kinda high, more like a large cruise ship taking it's time to get to crusing speed, and then staying there to cross the Atlantic. A lot longer high than I'm used to. The Timewarp was very cerebral and almost hallucinogenic im it's euphoria. Can't comment on the Blueberry since I didnt taste it. All in all, both strains are excellent, even if bag appeal isnt the best. Both burn nice and clean and provide a very pure high with almost no burnout. http://imgur.com/gallery/WjQXnll Incentive for Customers:None that I know of. I ordered during their black friday sale, so the oz cost 112 including shipping. I got some kief as a sample, havent tried it yet, but looks and smells excellent. Incentive for Review:None at all. Notes:They also sell clones and kief. Take a look at their website for pics of their setup.

MOM Name Cannabis Extraction Overall rating out of 10: 8/10 Sign Up: Email your ID and you then get emailed the menu. It’s email only Ordering & Pricing: Ordering is simple, pricing is pretty good except for their top shelf flower by Dave and meisho. Those are $100 & $90 a quarter. Communication: Very poor customer service. They do not reply to question emails. I sent 3 emails inquiring about their high end strains. Just some basic info, as some strains were rare. I never got a reply. So I sent another email asking if they were still open? Still no reply. So I sent my money not knowing if they would even reply... luckily, they replied once I placed my order. So if you have a question, better ask it in the same email as your order. Once I placed my order, they did respond to my question with a very short answer. Which was fine, I suppose. I got my answer, but it was just poor customer service. Especially since it’s my first order. I had no clue what to expect. Now, since then I’ve placed two orders and they’ve been good. I receive my tracking number the day after I send my money. And they even responded to a question I had about their new referral program. (Which is free shipping for a referral) Packaging: It arrived in a small box. Inside was a plain ziplock bag with handwritten strain name. All the bags were then inside one large vacuum sealed bag. Products / Photos: Meat breath 29 $90 for 7grams. 4.5/5. So it’s obvious that this is a very potent batch. Absolutely covered in trychs and a heavy hitter The smell is intoxicating, fuel and earthy tones. Now at 90$ a 1/4 I expect perfect bud, the bud was a little on the dry side, theres a very small amount of shake in the bag from the nugs rubbing against each other. All the nugs were pretty small too. They lost the 0.5 from the score due to dryness and size https://i.imgur.com/MmGgjUh.jpg Peanut butter breath 24. 5/5 this is a 50/50 hybrid. I got a half oz of this an slurricane for $185. Very pricey. The bud is just gorgeous, purple and golds throughout. It actually does have a nutty aroma and taste to it. Upon exhale it gives you a taste of fuel. Very complex flavour profile. It’s a good 50/50 hybrid.The buds were medium sized and had a major dank to them. The high lasts a super long time upwards of 2 hours (which is VERY long for me) and is very relaxing. If you vape at a low temp the nut flavour is very strong, it’s something I’ve never experienced in all my years smoking. https://i.imgur.com/1bvIxtL.jpg Slurricane- 5/5 This strain was an absolute monster of an indica. Combines dosidosXpurple punch (GDP heritage) so it has a very heavy body stone. It hits you like a freight train, immediate couchlock. For $100 a 1/4 it sure was worth it, the taste is UNREAL. It literally tastes like orange crush with a hint of fuel/skunk (very minor hint). And oh yeah... under all those trichomes is a gorgeous purple bud, however you can’t even see it because its so frosty! The only downside was the size of the bud, they were all small.. but I don’t buy weed for visuals. https://i.imgur.com/9M5bwjm.jpg Pink kush 5/5 Where do I start with this.... well if God needed something for pain, he’d have a bag of CE pink kush. This stuff is so fucking dank its unreal. I can’t open the jar without my house stinking up. It’s got this wonderful pink kush smell, vanilla mixed with gas, skunk and earthy tones. When you vape, you get this wonderful taste of skunky vanilla that I can’t get enough of. Honestly... just look at it. EDIT:forgot to mention the price. Now this was from their AAAA menu $220/oz $120/half oz. This was definitely affordable and worth every penny. I’ll be buying another ounce when I’m running low. https://i.imgur.com/dBTwIvf.jpg Notes: I’ll be a repeat customer for sure, however I could never use them as my go-to MOM. The lack of customer service/communication can get frustrating. However, they have some very fine product, I didn’t review the shatter, but their shatter is excellent as well. The craft strains are too expensive IMO for what they are.. especially since most of them are small buds and a little on the dry side. But, when I have some extra cash laying around I’ll definitely splurge on the 100$ a 1/4 shit again.

Free shipping with what I spent and it what fedex thank god. Took 3 days.

Be careful it’s spicy. I love the smell. Never in my days have I smelled a strain like this. Also just a little better by rip is strong so be careful friend.

It is a perfect winter day for natural shots. Had to do it. Glad you enjoy the color, no picture does it justice. It’s almost twice the purple when busted, insane. Got it for a steal.

It was for the promo on their website

https://i.imgur.com/ox2Jwls.jpg ----------- Disclaimer: I received these products as samples and products in exchange for a detailed, honest review. I have no affiliation with Shamrock Cannabis beyond the scope of this marijuana audit. I am a medical user, and thus, I review cannabis in terms of it’s healing and therapeutic properties. ----------- MOM Name Shamrock Cannabis shamrockcannabis.com Overall rating out of 10: 8 https://i.imgur.com/ThjShXB.jpg ------------ **Attention: Please see Part I of this review (link below) for detailed information on signup, ordering & pricing, communication, and packaging.** https://canadianmom.xyz/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2924 ------------ Products & Photos: ------------ Fire O.G. Kush: Indica Dominant Hybrid (70/30) https://i.imgur.com/1KWRlJE.jpg Fire O.G. Kush is another strain that was new to me at the outset of this review, and I have to say, I am now a big fan. It’s a bit of a weirdo to look at; tall, slender and a bit leafy, but holy mother of zeus, is it fantastically caked in milky and amber trichomes. Spice lovers rejoice, the Fire O.G. has a medium-spicy quality to the nose and vapour flavour, which for me, was a welcome change from all the “berry” and sweet bud I have had lately. The potency of this bud caught me hugely off-guard, I thought it might make for a relaxing evening stone, but it’s more like a coma inducer (for me anyway). I vaped one 0.2g bowl and it knocked me out cold while I was still sat at my laptop typing this paragraph. The only other green I’ve had that knocked me out this hard lately (granted, I was a little on the tired side), was SpeedGreens’ Godberry, and that’s a primo quad, so I am pleasantly surprised by the sheer potency of Shamrock’s Fire O.G. considering it’s modest grading of AAA (I’d say AAA+). Insomniacs would be wise to have a look at this strain. My Rating: 4.5/5 Northern Lights X Haze: Indica Dominant Hybrid (70/30) https://i.imgur.com/ErdqQCt.jpg Shamrock must have been sold out of this strain at the time of writing this review, it is the only strain I was unable to find a letter grade for (perhaps Shamrock can clarify in the comments section). This strain came wrapped up in a raw pre-roll, which I immediately broke up and discarded--I hate RAW, they’re cliche, pop-culture, hip-hop schwag. The pre-roll weighed up at 0.9g, and I suspect it started at 1g before drying slightly. The grind and moisture content of the weed inside the pre-roll was right what it should be for joints, these are solid pre-rolls if that’s your thing. The nose was pretty muted, having been pre-milled and rolled, but I found it had a bit of a spicy note to it, and I didn’t pick up on much of the limonene profile that is typical with haze strains. The limonene came out a bit in the vape flavour, but it was honestly pretty muted also--I’m not a fan of pre-rolls, they tend to be dry and harsh, and if they sit around for any amount of time, they lose all flavour. Since the NLXH inside this pre-roll wasn’t particularly dry (maybe a little), the vapour was surprisingly smooth, though I did cough a bit at the upper range. I find the haze strains are sleight creepers, the stone continues to increase after the bowl is done--I love that sensation and it is definitely present here. This was much more the relaxing evening weed I was looking for. Haze lovers can’t go wrong, and I’d say the AAA grade is right on point. My Rating: 3.8/5 Pink Kush: Indica Dominant Hybrid (90/10) https://i.imgur.com/l3mVIt2.jpg Again, Shamrock must have been sold out, as I was unable to find a letter grade for their pink kush, but if I had to guesstimate, I’d say it’s high-trip or low-quad. This is nice pink kush, the buds are lush, they are completely iced in milky trichomes, and the nose and vapour flavour have that classic spicy kushy goodness. In my humble opinion, this crop of pink kush was harvested at the perfect time (harvest time and ripeness contribute to the quality of the high, couchlock/non, etc.), it has an ultra-relaxing high without being too couch-lockey or motivationally demolishing. Not a lot of time is needed to review pink kush, people know this strain, suffice it to say, this is a very nice example, indeed. My Rating: 4.2/5 Double Black by Love + Organic: 100% Indica https://i.imgur.com/58Tc2LD.jpg I was so stoked for these organic samples that I had to save the best for last! People who have read my FarmHard review will know that I am quickly becoming a massive organic cannabis fan. It is a cleaner, smoother, and healthier choice that is devoid of the nasty pesticides and flavour chems that are, in this reviewer's opinion, far too prevalent in the cannabis industry at present. Love + Organic’s Double Black is absolute perfection. For organically grown cannabis, I could not believe the natural terpene profile that was reeking off of this ridiculously dense, immaculately trimmed, expertly harvested and cured, dynamo of a bud. I was fully drunk on the piney, sour aroma that filled my living-room the minute I pulled the bud out of the bag. The vapour flavour is some of the best I’ve had, period, and it is velvety on the throat compared to some non-organic strains I’ve tried lately. The effects of the Double Black are deeply relaxing and long-lasting, without an opioid-level sedation--I did not find myself drooling on the keyboard with this one. By my estimation, this strain is a quality painkiller, though admittedly not as good as the UBC Chemo. Overall, expert-level organic greens: to put it in perspective, if FarmHard grows good organic cannabis, Love + Organic grows STUPENDOUS organic cannabis. My Rating: 5/5 UBC Chemo by Love + Organic: 100% Indica https://i.imgur.com/V9VSe1e.jpg When you start naming cannabis strains after horrible radiological medical treatments, I start expecting a lot--by the way, shouldn’t it be called, UBC Chemo “Relief,” or something to that effect? I don’t want weed that makes me feel like I’m being irradiated. I digress. So, does it live up to it’s namesake? Does it contain the powerfully relieving effects that would be required for patients undergoing chemotherapy? I do not have cancer, but I think this cannabis might offer at least a degree of relief to even the worst illness sufferers. If I may be so bold, it might be the best relief I have experienced from cannabis--not that I am a full-time chronic pain sufferer, but I am a chronic/terminal disease sufferer, and this cannabis offers great relief to a number of my issues (nausea, lack of appetite, sleeplessness, etc.). UBC Chemo is a highly potent and highly sedative cannabis strain, and I do not recommend it for beginners, hell, even some people who think they have a high-tolerance might be surprised--personally, I really had to fight the urge to sleep. The Chemo is another spicy meatball, it especially comes out when ground up, and it carries through in the smooth vapour flavour. The effects are very potent, long-lasting, and medically relevant. Medical users and chronic “thing” sufferers, this is the one for you. My Rating: 5/5... All, day, long. Incentive for Customers: Free shipping over $99, $10 express shipping Canada wide under $99, $25 first-time customer promotional package that carries a purported $50 in value, and a referral/affiliate rewards program. Incentive for Review: Samples were provided for review. Notes: I highly recommend trying Shamrock's Love + Organic strains; I was overjoyed when I found that they ship with trace chemical analysis data sheets, that prove-out 0% trace chemicals as well as provide THC%.

Not the best looker but the buds are quite sticky and have a great nose and taste with notes of citrus and pineapple and diesel. For a AA and the price I paid I'm pretty satisfied. Great morning and afternoon sativa that hits fairly hard. Smooth smoke that burns a light grey ash.

I think I remember the description said equal ratio but no other info. I bought this for my fiancé who likes CBD more than I do but we haven’t had a chance to try this just yet. Later today!

MOM Name The wellness temple Overall rating out of 10: 7/10 Sign Up: Typical government id setuo Ordering & Pricing: Pricing is good, fair prices on everything. Ordering process is easy. Communication: Excellent 10/10 their customer service and communication is almost instant. Debra is really good. Packaging: Double mylar sealed, sent in express envelope. No smell. The 28gs each came in a green plastic container. Products / Photos: Got 28gs of small bud GSC 28gs of popcorn purple kush 1g of mk ultra house shatter Sample size of purple rhino Samole size of Super Nuken Pre roll Incentive for Customers: Purchased on a pre-green friday coupon code Incentive for Review: The two sample sizes were included as an incentive for review. Notes: The purple rhino and super nuken were both awesome. Just absolutely caked with kief. The small nug gsc is exactly what i expected for a $109 oz. Mostly small buds but there are a few really good size ones in there too. The purple kush is okay, not the best but is good for 88 bucks. Smells a bit like hay though, not a super enjoyable smoke but i bought it to make edibles with. Shatter is good, i think, i just got into concentrates so i don't have a huge frame of reference. The preroll was okay but I'm not a huge fan of prerolls in general.

Durban Poison is one of my favorite strains so I figured I'd try another African landrace. Super smooth inhale, bit of a creeper, somewhat challenging but interesting taste. Very light, wispy buds, true sativa structure. This is one of those 'atypical' strains. Has a very strange rubbery, spicy smell, and a flavor to match - I can't say I'll ever pursue this strain for its flavor, but the effects are great. Other than a *slight* hint of similar aroma it doesn't remind me of Durban Polson at all. A true sativa pheno, it gives clear headed euphoria, but it pairs it with a pretty decent 'stoned' body load that, strangely, has no couch lock. It's strange, I *felt* stoned but I didn't feel weighed down at all. I suppose one would have to try it. A treat, to be sure.

Everything about this stralin was amazing. Also super happy with DD so far. Even tried their 100$ OZ of purple OG when it was up and for 100$ its pretty good

Hello everyone, this is my first ever MOM review, please leave feedback if you have any. Some of the pics aren't the best quaity, sorry about that. MOM Name Cannawholesalers Overall rating out of 10: 9/10. Would be 10/10 if some minor issues were fixed. Sign Up: Simple and straightforward, ID not required on signup, but required for purchase. Ordering & Pricing: Standard ordering process, same as every other MOM. Place order, send transfer, wait for delivery, Communication: Communication was fantastic, my emails were responded to in a prompt, polite manner, every agent who replied to me was polite and easy to deal with, and they were willing to split my HP into two seperate QPs at my request. They also were wiling to throw in a gram of a third strain because I really wanted to try it. Packaging: This is the only problem I saw, really. Instead of individual vac sealing, there was one big package containing two standard ziplocs with the QPs, and the big vac bag didn't seem to be vaccuumed very well. The second I put the slightest hole in the bag, the smell was impossible to miss. https://i.imgur.com/JMJXBUA.jpg?2 Products / Photos: Black Cherry Soda: This is a very nice strain. The nugs are a little loose, and slightly leafier than the Pink Panties, but it has a beautiful purple smell and some incredible colors. Clean ash, and a strong couch-lock high. https://imgur.com/ehX4NDL.jpg https://imgur.com/4HL9LL2.jpg https://imgur.com/GpqR5Qm.jpg Pink Panties: This is easily the best of the 3. It looks and smells absolutely amazing, it burns nice clean ash and has a long lasting, strong high. One of the nicest strains I've smoked in a little while. https://i.imgur.com/Eo0T5R8.jpg https://i.imgur.com/X2U6TXZ.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7idLC2y.jpg King's Kush: (Only one pic, was just a gram) This strain ended up being much better than I thought it would.The smell wasn't terrific, but it had a very strong indica high, and tasted better than it smelled. https://i.imgur.com/gRk7RwL.jpg Incentive for Customers: Some great prices, along with some mix and match deals (45% for 8 individual ounces, 15% for 3 QPs and some others) They also offer Purolator 1 day delivery to major cities, which I took advantage of. Incentive for Review: I didn't personally receive an incentive, but I'm pretty sure they give $20 off for reviewing on here and a couple other places. Notes: All of the strains I received I'd say are top quality. Strong pungent smells, great bag appeal, clean burning ash and strong indica highs, The King's Kush and BCS in my opinion are AAA like the site says, but I'd personally rate the Pink Panties as AAA+ at least. All in all, the ordering process was fantastic, the product was fantastic and the customer service was fantastic. Of the few MOMs I've ordered from, this one is probably my favorite at the moment. Hopefully the products are packed a little more securely in the future, but other than that, I'd definitely recommend this MOM to anyone who buys bulk, and is looking for quality and quantity. I'm hopefully going to do these reviews as much as I possibly can, so keep your eyes open for my next one.

MOM Name Cannawholesalers Overall rating out of 10: 9/10. Would be 10/10 if some minor issues were fixed. Sign Up: Simple and straightforward, ID not required on signup, but required for purchase. Ordering & Pricing: Standard ordering process, same as every other MOM. Place order, send transfer, wait for delivery, Communication: Communication was fantastic, my emails were responded to in a prompt, polite manner, every agent who replied to me was polite and easy to deal with, and they were willing to split my HP into two seperate QPs at my request. They also were wiling to throw in a gram of a third strain because I really wanted to try it. Packaging: This is the only problem I saw, really. Instead of individual vac sealing, there was one big package containing two standard ziplocs with the QPs, and the big vac bag didn't seem to be vaccuumed very well. The second I put the slightest hole in the bag, the smell was impossible to miss.packaging.jpg Products / Photos: A few pictures of their Black Cherry Soda BCS buk.jpg BCS1.jpg BCS2.jpg A few pics of their Pink Panties PP Bulk.jpg PP1.jpg PP2.jpg And a pic of the gram of King's Kush. KK1.jpg Incentive for Customers: Some great prices, along with some mix and match deals (45% for 8 individual ounces, 15% for 3 QPs and some others) They also offer Purolator 1 day delivery to major cities, which I took advantage of. Incentive for Review: I didn't personally receive an incentive, but I'm pretty sure they give $20 off for reviewing on here and a couple other places. Notes: All in all, the ordering process was fantastic, the product was fantastic and the customer service was fantastic. Of the few MOMs I've ordered from, this one is probably my favorite at the moment. Hopefully the products are packed a little more securely in the future, but other than that, I'd definitely recommend this MOM to anyone who buys bulk, and is looking for quality and quantity.

During transit this nug was squished which is a shame. Eventhough it's flat as a pancake it's sticky and danks like kush! Pungent earth/pepper and gas smell and flavour with heavy body buzz; indica dominant high that's great for relaxing/pain or sleep. Burns grey ash. AAA+

Glad I didn't pass this up. Tasty quad that hits all notes. Strong too.