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sold out now I think.

I love this stuff, all the concentrates I've tried from Enigma are so tasty. Hard to get a nice picture though.

I can’t help you guys yet as I’ll only be able to smoke after 9pm tonight, but the smell coming from this is sweet deliciousness

Another one of my favorite strains! ​ Green Grease is a Grease Monkey pheno that leans more to the GG#4 effects. Opening the jar your greeted with a very sweet and earthy cookie dough aroma which turns piney and diesel smelling when busted up. Buds are large and chunky, full of trichomes and a beauty to look at. ​ The taste in a vape is a very enjoyable sweet cookie dough and it produced a nice amount of vapor bags. ​ The high is stellar after a 0.7g Volcano session. The high starts with a nice euphoric uplift which then creeps into a very calming hazy euphoria which is long lasting. It provides a nice appetite boost and good for anxiety. Great for gaming for long hours and helps you sleep like a baby! ​ Another killer Pheno by Skookum to enjoy almost anytime of day, if you don't got plans that is! ​ 9.5/10

Welcome to AimOrDie's review of Theralife, thanks for stopping in! I hope you enjoy the read. Sign Up: Simple sign up process, the same as basically anywhere else on the internet. Ordering & Pricing: Pricing is mostly fair for top shelf craft cannabis, high prices for high quality. Communication: Communication was fantastic. Quick, friendly and easy to talk to. Packaging: Packing was discreet, pretty generic. Cool baggies. Products / Photos: Organic Skunk #1 I really enjoyed this strain. It didn't smell much like skunk, but had a very pungent cheesy smell. The flavor comes through in the smoke as well, and is quite enjoyable. The buzz isn't exceptionally strong, but is a nice manageable body buzz. This is one of the more enjoyable organic strains I've tried, and I'd definitely smoke it again. Solid 75/100(AAA) for me. https://i.imgur.com/9Ra1liF.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/z75yfoi.jpg White Widow Not the same flavor I'm used to from White Widow, this one has a much more earthy smell and flavor than I've seen before. Still an enjoyable smoke. Very smooth, with a nice floral flavor. The high is quite strong, and feels more indica leaning, had me focused and alert. Everything in the pack seems to be fairly similar in terms of quality. I'd call this 78/100(AAA) similar to the Skunk, but a little more enjoyable. https://i.imgur.com/qpiYFSy.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/X8hdT52.jpg Organic Moby Dick This strain has a much more gassy smell than either of the other two, my favorite of the bunch for sure. Smooth, clean smoke just like it should be when it's organic. The buzz is quite strong, leaving me feeling lazy and relaxed. I'm impressed by how potent these organic strains are, as I've generally found others to be quite weak comparatively. This was definitely a surprise, albeit an enjoyable one. I'd love to try some more of their organic strains and see how they match up. 82/100(AAA). https://i.imgur.com/9M1uO52.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/s3KxqzC.jpg Rocky Mountain Rosin Cart I was also sent an unlabeled Rocky Mountain Rosin vape cart, which tasted quite nice, similar to a Jack or Diesel strain, and was quite potent. Definitely enjoyable, I'm going to be looking into trying out more of them. Sorry I couldn't get a good picture, not sure what I should take a picture of on these things. I'm not comfortable enough smoking carts to give it a number or grade rating. Incentive for Customers: None as far as I know, but the customer service rep was very nice so maybe you could reach out to them for an incentive. Incentive for Review: The package was provided in return for an honest review. Notes: Theralife's products are generally a little out of my price range, but their quality is nice, the organic stuff was cool and I'd suggest giving them a shot if you're into canned marijuana, or high quality organic strains.

So the infamous chocolope by the unknown grower was restocked recently at HSP. this is my first time trying it after hearing tons of hype about this strain and ghost train haze. At $280 an oz my expectations were high and sadly not met. The bud quality is very good but I have had the same quality or better from HSP for cheaper, basically anything $200 or more has been great in my experience. So this strain seemed very unfairly priced but people pay it so whatever, I just wanted to see what the hype was about. Even with the coupon code, I would stick to a cheaper priced strain if money is an issue. It’s simply priced too high. That said, the nose on this bud was surprisingly mild. Like very weak coffee and chocolate notes but it’s pretty weak. The cure on this seems to be a lot different from other growers I’ve seen from HSP, this strain is actually pretty dry but busts up and retains a bit of moisture. Nice darkish green calyx and dark red/orangish hairs. The entire bud appears brighter than it is due to its extreme trichome coverage. Smoke is smooth and tasty but I coughed up a lung. Definetly a potent smoke, I found it to be more of a hybrid feeling than pure sativa. Overall, it’s a 8/10 for me I would be happy paying $200 for it. Due to high price I reccomend trying something else.

Good, pretty damn strong, hour later and I’m still pretty stoned

AAA hybrid 180$ huge HUGE dense dark nugs, perfect humidity.. real weird nose like pukey sweet sock but it tastes like cherry chapstick i swear to god. potent and smooth for price- again NUGS ARE HA-UGE

10/10 in every possible way. I personally consider this to be perfect cannabis. Extreme potency, extreme stink, rock hard buds that are medium to large in size, dope taste and perfect cure.

Bomb weed

Awesome thanks for the reply, was just skeptical cuz a buddy of mine mentioned all the orange hairs and pointed out a few thick stems so I started panicking. Thank you

honestly, another home run.. grown by the wizard.. this shit is phenomenal. staaaaanks like funk, definitely an acquired terp profile. i personally love the musky funk it gives off. its also caked (honestly there hasn't been a strain that hasn't been caked lol). smokes like a beaut, got a nice fat nug with a couple lil' buds. one thing i like is when a nug is big but the stem isn't thick. to me personally, that shows a quality grow.

I normally spend more than $100 for an ounce but I decided to try some budget ounces. I'm impressed with this all around. The buds are a bit airy, and to me the taste isn't the best because it's earthy but not bad at all. Would definitely buy this again if it goes back up

Should have added that this was the “smalls” that was available.

MaryJaneDispatch Overall rating out of 10: 9 Sign Up: Standard MOM signup, ID req'd Ordering & Pricing: Always super fast in packaging and shipping. MaryJaneDispatch offers fantastic deals: https://i.imgur.com/CVlv4Y6.jpg Communication: Very quick and personal, fantastic customer service. Products / Photos: Pink Bubba AAA+ $145oz https://i.imgur.com/MSeHFZW.jpg https://i.imgur.com/DSlP6e3.jpg https://i.imgur.com/C78Cyu4.jpg Arriving fresh and dank, excellent humidity level with just a little squeeze and bounce. Long orange pistils poke through the light and dark greens, under a thick layer of trichomes. Strong gassy / spicy / earthy nose, followed by a strong taste leaning more on the Bubba side with a hint of the velvety sweetness of Pink Kush. Burns nice and slow with a light ash, thick smoke just slightly harsh. Good potency, buzz hits pretty quick. Free thought, wandering mind but not racing. Some waves of euphoria seem to come and go, very relaxing body but not heavy. Heavy eyes and slight pulling sensations in the face, quickly destressed and relaxed. A great example of one of my all time favorite strains. Blackberry OG AAA $115oz https://i.imgur.com/K9lVxL8.jpg https://i.imgur.com/NFUMac2.jpg https://i.imgur.com/MAzGTnN.jpg Very fresh, beautiful buds - light greens and rich purple, long orange hairs and covered in crystals. Strong nose, found it more spicy but did have a nice sweet berry side to it. Medium density bud with a good humidity level, pretty sticky inside that left my fingers almost stuck together. Good burn with a light grey / white ash. The taste was pretty strong and definitely more on the sweet berry side with just a hint of that peppery spice. Very tasty. The buzz was relaxing with some dreaminess, but not an overly heady buzz. Some slight tingling in the face and body, the heaviness builds to a pretty strong couch lock. Enjoyable smoke and buzz, for the price it is an absolute deal. Black Domina AAA+ $125oz https://i.imgur.com/SEgSasU.jpg https://i.imgur.com/0VE1Imb.jpg Fairly dense buds. Lots of orange hairs and a good covering on trichomes. The only flower I received that was ever so slightly on the dry side, however still had good moisture inside. Opening the bud, it is absolutely covered in crystals straight to the core. A slightly harsh smoke with a good burn and light ash. The flavor was a creamy / woody taste with some slight hints of pine or lemon. The buzz was fairly heavy in the body and a little creeper cerebral high built up, eventually becoming very relaxing in body and mind. 500mg THC Disposable Distillate Vape 500mg THC $35 https://i.imgur.com/UXOZHLe.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Y6wS0eM.jpg Tangerine Cookies. Strong citrus taste with a subtle hint of insense. Good consistancy in the oil that burned well and gave a nice lungful of vapor. Coming precharged and ready to use, no buttons or switches, just puff. Potency was good, decent buzz from just a few pulls. Incentive for Customers: https://i.imgur.com/h9MMdH9.jpg Incentive for Review: These samples were sent to me at no charge for feedback and as a thank you for my previous order and review / posts, not specifically for a review. Notes: MaryJaneDispatch is becoming a go to mom for me. Excellent customer service and fantastic value for dollar.

It’s nuts, it is caked and will put you in a coach, burns super clean too!

Very white ash, tastes great, and smooth smoke. Overall a great strain

EC36ACF4-05F8-4ECA-A046-6C3494DBC550.jpegThis is my first time ordering from this MoM. I ordered 14 grams of AAAA Indica Pink Dream cake. Sign up was quick and easy. Communication was very swift and I was approved on the same day. I ordered on a Thursday and my package was shipped out the next day. I received it early morning that Monday. The buds were regular size with some smaller ones mixed in. The buds were fluffy and moist with a sticky frosty appeal. Colour of the nugs were light green colour but upon grinding there were specks of purple. Nose was mild but smelt slightly sweet. As I was smoking a joint, I noticed how smooth it was and burned white. However the taste threw me off because I was expecting a fruity or sweet taste because of the smell but instead it was flowery and slightly earthy. It reminded me of incense you burn in your house and I didn’t really enjoy that at all. I felt heavy in my head and hit me right behind the eyes. My body however felt light and energetic. It was a nice high and ended off relaxed and little couch locked. If smoked in larger quantities it would mess you up because it is potent. I also received 1 free gram of violator. It was very sticky and dense. It acted more like a Sativa than a Indica to me. It made me feel in the cleaning spirit. Woody and earthy tasting. 8/10 Shipping 9/10 Customer service 9/10 Visual 8/10 Taste 6/10 Potency and effect 9/10 overall 8/10 All in all I think king tuts was a great MoM and I would order again!

i liked it ! not super overwhelming high, just right

Send me some of your products and I'll do the same for you.

Honestly I only tried one bowl, got a good nose. the taste I find isint all there but alright hard to tell. It wouldn’t really burn to well for me tbh I found about 5 seeds within the hq I got. I’d say 7/10for rating. The nugs are nice unfortunately some squished within my order but that’s CP fault not shamrocks between id say 4/10 I got. I love shamrock unfortunately this one wasnt completely the best but oh well stuff happens. Still one of my main go to moms

First time using a pen, so I really don't have anything to compare it to. It's nice taste and is pretty smooth. The high is nice for the day, I do find that it doesn't last as long as I would like though.

Smells like minty lime. I'd have named it mojito. Not the terpiest of their flower but a very nice odor still. Taste is sweet and smooth. Bud is super fresh and sticky. Well cured like every can from GG. High hits you behind the eyes very nicely. Not much burnout at all. Lasted a good while and with the bag appeal on this one, I'd order again.

Pretty good tbh nice taste to it, hint of lemon and diesel