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Rockstar - The Green Vault - Oct 26 2019
Really nice for what I paid, got this as a 99 oz and the nose and taste are really strong and the burns clean white ash, probably one of the better rockstars I’ve smoked so far for sure!
Zurple Punch Kootenay Craft Oct 2019
This is an amazing Indica dominant strain. The big beautiful sticky buds give off an amazing sweet scent, it doesn’t even smell like weed, more like a combination of tangy fruits. I save this to smoke right before bed as it’s hard-hitting and sleepiness inducing. Burns perfectly with white ash, smoke is full and flavourful. After a couple bong hits you get wrapped up in the blanket of effects that surround the body and make you happy, hazy, and ready to curl up.
Pink Goo - Sauce House - October 2019
Almost reminds me of a dank pink kush as its gassy and floral tasting with a subtle sweetness. Just about to post a review right now. Everything from sauce house as been on point!
Death Cookies (Cincopax) - Kush Station - Oct 2019
Tried the Khalifa Kush and pre 98 bubba from Cincopax as well and this strain is easily my favorite. *it actually smells like cookies?*
Sweet and earthy kush notes with legit cookie dough smells. Not super strong smelling until it’s ground up.
Buds have a forest green appearance. Grounds to an earthy greasy pile. Smoke is heavy yet smooth. Doesn’t taint your mouth as much as the KK or pre 98. Don’t normally like sweet strains but this stuff is very nice. Like getting stoned with the grim reaper. This stuff did make me tired but I wouldn’t call it a knockout. Very potent and one of the most enjoyable smokes I’ve had in a long time. Of the Cincopax I’ve tried, this strain I would get again and say is worth the $280. 9/10
Khalifa Kush (Cincopax) Kush Station - Oct 2019
I got the death cookies as well but haven’t smoked it yet. This KK burns extremely clean and is smooth and perfect white ash. Smell is very heavy on the gas but not very strong. Doesn’t reek up the whole room. Not very piney, or citrusy, mostly dank and gas. Smoke is smooth and potent, uplifting cerebral followed by heavy couch lock. So far I’m liking it may post a more detailed review later tho. The extra $5 is kinda funny lol cause at $280 an ounce it’s like $10 a gram but $285....? This bud is good tho super strong and good smoke.
If you were paying $280 to begin with it’s easily worth the extra $5.
Banana Punch - Ghost Drops - October 2019
Pretty happy to have been able to get my hands on this for the bragging rights and experience. The buds are caked and definitely smells of banana and pineapple. I didn’t believe it was a Sativa at first because it was so mellow but think it would be great to go see a concert or movie on. The high lasts well over three hours and tapers off with no burn out feeling.
DNMN (Dispensary Near Me Now) Review - October 2019
**MoM/RetailerName**
DNMN (Dispensary Near Me Now)
**Shipping/Packaging**
Packaged in a sturdy cardboard box with all the contests arriving perfectly safe and unscathed. Also no aroma as everything was vacuum sealed. A quick three days from BC to Ontario.
**Strains**
Do Si Dos
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Seen a few reviews about this Do Si Dos around and I would have to agree with them in that this was a great smoke. The buds have a very greasy and resinous look to them and covered in trichs. Forest green in colour with dark orange hairs and a very good trim. Sticky within and and easy to roll joints with as it forms to the paper with ease.
I mainly get a dominantly gassy aroma right off the bat with this Do Si Dos. When ground up it transforms into a sweet/citrus gassyness with undertones of earth and pine. Translates accurately to taste with a heavy and thick smoke that can be a bit overwhelming if you take a big hit. Burns very slow leaving a light grayish ash behind.
A potent cross of girl scout cookies and face off OG. Definitely a strain that's has indica leaning effects but not right away, as it first starts off with a powerful head surging high. Almost acts as a creeper that gets noticeably stronger throughout the session until you feel completely relaxed and sunken into place. Effective and enjoyable.
Romulan
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This Romulan was absolute fire and it made me remember how much I loved the strain. First, the buds were absolutely covered in sticky trichomes that clung to the fingers. Tight structure with forest green colours and subtle purple hues and sporting a neat trim. Very sticky and gooey within as well with a great moisture level.
The smell upon opening the bag was overwhelming and just stunk of pungent and dank gas. The type that stings the nostrils at first. Also some notes of pine and earth making for one of my favourite profiles. Translates to taste quite accurately with a flavour that's just as heavy. Not the typical Romulan I've had in the past that had some sweet and woody traits but instead just straight gas and pine. Thick but smooth smoke that leaves a pleasant taste behind and burns a light grey ash.
Decided to smoke this one on my day off in the early afternoon and it got my friend and I completely stoned. Almost an old-school type of high. Very floaty and euphoric, and munchies like crazy. A relaxing body buzz creeps in eventually and left me tired and lazy. Perfect for a day off or before bed, and the potency is very evident with this Romulan.
Love Potion #1
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Love potion has quickly become a favorite and I would gladly recommend this to any sativa lover. Beautifully caked buds that are uniformly long and spherical structured and trimmed rather nicely. Very healthy and sticky with tons of orange hairs and milky white trichs. Fantastic bag appeal without a doubt.
The aroma and taste follows suit, producing overpowering notes of pungent and zesty citrus, almost like an orange rind. Pretty funky too with underlying hints of cheesy tang. Really makes for a flavorful smoke, leaving a peppery citrus coating on the pallet. Smooth as well, burning a salt and pepper ash.
A high that is real sativa driven, producing a strong buzzing head stone with uplifting and energetic effects. No apparent burnout whatsoever and kept me going all morning. Great day time smoke with a little more potency then your average sativa with it's classic lineage of G13 × Colombian Gold.
Bruce Banner OG
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Bruce Banner is such a distinctive and aromatic strain that I won't ever get tired of. Not too many gassy and hard hitting sativa hybrids but this is one. These dense buds were very greasy and frost and trimmed perfectly. Plenty of thin orange hairs and purple hues as well. Very sticky and resinous to the touch when broken up.
The nose and taste are both real pronounced, with strong gassy notes of diesel followed by an underlying berry sweetness. Stinks up the room quite effectively. Very terpy and mouthwatering stuff that can be a bit of a choker as it's a heavy and thick smoke. Burns very slow and oily with the ash a bit on the darker grey side
Effective and quick hitting high starting with a heavy head stone, while leaving you relaxed yet functional. A great all around high that lasts for a decent while too and is a significant step up from the typical sativa-hybrid.
Lemon Sour Diesel
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Classic sativa strain that has always been a favourite especially since I love anything diesel like I've mentioned in the past. These dense buds of Lsd are of a healthy, light green colour, and coated in both trichomes and hairs. Very tight trim as well with a sticky texture when handling and breaking apart the buds.
The aroma is incredibly zesty with loud terps of lemon/citrus and diesel with subtle earthy undertones. Reminds me of a lemon cough drop. When smoked, the citrus is also there with strong diesel flavours but remains smooth on the exhale and burns a salt and peppery ash.
One of the best wake and bake or daytime highs for staying functional and creative as most diesel strains are. Very much a full on head type high with minimal body effects. A good mood lifting strain as well with no burn out afterwards.
Gelato THCA Diamonds
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These Gelato THCA diamonds are a new product in stock and the appearance on the site is how it is actually looks. Comes in one clump of diamonds and my picture is after it's been split apart. Very hard in texture like a rock candy so just have to be careful when trying to break a piece for a dab. Probably easier to handle when added to a sauce.
I tried it as is in the picture and it was one of the smoothest dabs I've done. (lower-medium temp). Just a tiny piece produced a good amount of clouds and no harshness at all. Very little residue left in the banger that was light yellow and clear in colour.
A subtle taste of sweet berries and an instantaneous head high after the first exhale. I could instantly tell that that these diamonds have a potent kick to them. I only did 2 small dabs and I was where I wanted to bewith, with a spacey and powerful, stoney type high.
**Incentive**
These samples were offered to me for honest and unbiased reviews.
**Final Notes**
Enjoyed everything in this review and got a good idea of DNMN's strains after trying several. Overall impressed with each of them, especially the do si dos and romulan. The communication was nothing short of great as well with polite and friendly interactions. Very active on social media and quick to respond! An ideal first experience to say the least.
Zurple Punch Kootenay Craft Oct 2019
The taste is crazy sweet and fruity just like the smell, I’m only smoking from a bong at the moment but I would guarantee it would taste amazing in a vape. Cure is on point buds are dense and tacky, fluffy grind, and burns nicely.
Love Potion - SauceHouse - October 2019
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Denny’s pink - gas garden - oct 25 2019
Smaller buds but was told that before purchasing and I said I’d take it anyway so they added an extra gram and half since it was smalls. Not a fan of pinks but this is an awesome smoke. Nice body and head high. Not overpowering but not underpowered. Joint burned nice and slow, white ash and has that good kushy taste. It’s strong but not in a bad way. Definitely recommend, one of the best strains I’ve had in a long time.
D.A.F.E. (Remo Cut) - Enigma Extracts - Oct 2019
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DA.F.E. (Dank As Fuck Eh?) - This is a Donkey Butter x Washing Machine cross. The smell isn't the strongest, it's hard to describe, it had slight gas and cream notes with a general dank smell that matches the name. The buds are dense and a little sticky ranging in size from .3g-3g. The smoke is the nicest part of this flower imo, it has a slight sweet cream taste and burns nice and white with very little harshness on the throat. It has a strong hybrid effect for me with very little sedation, more a relaxing, euphoric head and body buzz.
Hempstar - GanjaGrams - Oct /19
Ordered 14g of this, my first time trying Ganjagrams, haven’t tried this one in a bit so gave them a shot. Hempstar is my all time favourite sativa and what I look for in other sativas. It makes my body/muscles relax but able to move. keeps my mind clear and focused while still feeling baked if that makes sense. While I received it in 4 individual packaged eighths I was surprised to see they all had at least a 2g bud stuffed in. Great smell taste and look maybe a tad dry but has a nice crunch. Quick ordering and shipping. All in all good experience and got a free eighth of nuken for first order.
Gorilla Dosha - Ghost Drops - October
Real nice smoke and I’ve read the potency for
This is not too much but everytime I’ve smoked it it gave me a pretty long lasting buzz
TheGreenVault Orange Bubba Oct 2019
Mom review: https://canadianmom.co/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5464
Bag Appeal: 9/10 Beautiful dense nugs, sticky, colors pop in the right lighting. 4.2g bud in bottom pic.
Smell 9.5/10 Citrus gas is the best I can come up with here, very unique profile.
Process 10/10 Sticky buds come apart with ease, grind perfectly, citrus flavor on exhale
Another heavy heavy hitter. I tried this for the first time on Tuesday and hopped on WoW for my guilds weekly raid and was told I was slurring my speech lol. I've had some heavy hitting indicas but this is definitely one of the hardest. An extremely euphoric and uplifting head high that made me exceptionally chatty while literally feeling like i'm melting to and becoming part of my chair. Processing everything a minute or 2 after real time, definitely an at home strain.
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Skookum Charlie - MaryJaneExpress - October 2019
For so long I've been wanting to try Skookum Charlie and this batch from MJE did not disappoint. A dangeris sounding cross between LSD OG and Green Crack. These sticky buds look spectacular, having crazy amounts of full trichome heads to go along with tons of purple streaks and orange hairs. Slightly dense too, sporting a neat and tight trim.
The smell of this stuff is very lemony and citrusy with a bit of a skunky funk that lingers well over time and hits you in subtle waves after grinding. Flavorful and clean as well, producing a sweet/fruity and skunky, smoke that burns a lighter colored ash.
I love the high this strain produced and it hit pretty quick, resulting in a heavy cerebral buzz followed by a relaxing body stone. Well balanced effects that lean on the sativa side. It's also quite potent and tends to make one's mind wander. Some thought provoking flower that's perfect for daytime use.
Black Domina - MaryJaneExpress - October 2019
Haven't had a chance to try this strain before but for the most part it seems like a concoction of northern lights as it contains at least 4 phenos in it's genetics. They are all involved through it's lineage as it includes afghani, hashplant, northern lights and Canadian Ortega. This bud came in a conical structure, sporting deep purple hues with reddish orange hairs. Slightly dense and frosty, with a nice stickiness all throughout. Trim is decent too with majority of its leaf being at the base.
A nose and taste that is real similar to a death bubba in my opinion. Pungent and kushy with notes of earth and spice. Real pleasant, as is the exhale, which leaves a sweet kushy and earthy flavour on the pallet. Thick smoke but real smooth and easy on the lungs. Burns clean too with a light grey ash.
The high is straight indica leaning, bringing on a wave of relaxation with some headiness. Very calming too with a lazy and numbing couch lock that you can't seem to fight off. Couple bong hits in and I feel like I can doze off as soon as my head touches a pillow. Loved this for night time and it's effectively sedative.
Pink Kush (+rosin squish) | CannaBudPost | Oct 22, 2019
3.5g Pink Kush squished of its rosin by myself. 0.7g yeild. Beautiful stuff and knocks my socks off in a dab. You can see the process in my recent 'Chottle Tech' post, check my profile.
Mimosa - Kootenay Craft - Oct 2019
What can i say, it's beautiful. Winner on all counts, smells amazing, a little citrus and sweet to it not really gassy scent. Fluffy and sticky, coated in trichs, wonderful color. Some of the nicest stuff i've seen in a while!
Casey Jones, BMWO, Oct 19
Sorry for the weird picture, I ordered this for my girlfriend and she doesn't like me touching her weed :D
Violator Kush - Blowout420 - October 2019
Sup strong, beautiful buds, caked. Only $25 an eight 145 a zip
Northern lights, BMWO, Oct 19
Haven't had a chance to roll a joint yet, will post soon as I can! (It smells great, btw!)
Double Barrel OG - MaryJaneExpress - October 2019
Never heard of this strain, which is a cross of White Fire OG x Raskals OG Kush, but it's named fittingly as it definitely hits like a double barrel shotgun. The nugs are real sticky & dense with plenty of greasy trichs and darker orange hairs. Bit of leaf here and there but nothing too substantial given it's a kush. Quite sticky and needed to use the grinder on this one.
The aroma coming off these buds are a combination of pungent gas with diesel and earthy notes. Bit of a pine in there too with very familiar and plesant og aromas. Translates really well to taste with an earthy and kushy exhale that is quite gassy. Fairly smooth for such a thick and heavy smoke, although it does pack a punch to the chest. Burns pretty clean though, leaving behind a light gray ash.
The high hits hard and hits quick, specifically behind the eyes, producing a real pressure and tingliness. Really does the name justice. Heady and uplfiting too with a relaxing, yet functional body buzz. Quite the potent stuff and I can smoke this during the day with out a problem as it's not much of a sedating smoke. Wicked strain that I would seek out to try again in the future.
LA Kush Cake #2 / Harmonized Hemp (Broke Kid) / Oct 25th
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