Gorilla Breath / Kush Station / April
First off I need to preface this review by saying that, unsurprisingly, Kush Station went above and beyond to make sure I received my order after a couple issues with CP. I ordered this originally on the 3rd, the package got lost by CP somehow before the shipping label got updated, so KS replaced it for me and sent it out asap. A week later, i get an update saying my package was delivered, but it is nowhere to be found (checked my front steps within a minute of delivery). I contact KS, who investigates the issue with CP and replaces it yet AGAIN for me. 3 weeks from my order I received this at my front door and literally yelled in joy :)
On to the bud: I originally ordered the aaa+ but they got in this new batch which is aaaa-, so i guess i kind of lucked out there in the end. This stuff is noticeably better than the aaa+ i had tried a sample of. Nice sized, chunky nugs that are coated in crystals and rock hard. Call me crazy but they remind me of those bud bite edibles haha, almost too aesthetically perfect to be real bud.
On the nose is that unmistakeable gorilla glue smell, sort of diesel-y, with the garlic-y funk of the breath genetics. It didn’t smell too much on arrival but after a day in the jar the profile really started to reveal itself. Same goes for the smoke, which originally i found to be a little harsh on the throat but smooth on the lungs. A day later with some needed moisture, it’s just all smooth all round. Super easy to smoke way too much of. But if you do, no worries, cause this is some mellow ass weed.
A classic glued to your couch vibe but with enough mental awareness to not feel any sort of overwhelming unpleasantness. As long as you don’t plan on doing anything physical, this will not do you wrong. This weed makes me want to order pizza and watch cartoons and just happily slack off with my newfound lack of responsibilities in quarantine for a little bit lol. A throwback high to the old days of being a lazy ass irresponsible teenager living in my parents basement...for better or worse hahahah