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MAC Review Genetics : (Colombian x Starfighter) x Alien Cookies Sourced by : @thehighclub.biz If I were to briefly summarize this MAC in a limited amount of characters I would simply say it's an absolute masterpiece. But that would be a complete injustice to just how good it really is. It demands a complete breakdown in every category, beginning with it's otherworldly bag appeal. Saying caked is an understatement as the buds look like they've been submerged in a layer of sugar, Fun Dip style. Extremely dense, in true MAC fashion, followed by a very sticky, snappy texture. Some of the stickiest flower I had as of late, really gums up your fingers good. The buds nearly appear white from the sheer amount of milky, full headed trichomes, barely allowing for her shades of green and purple to come through, at last, followed by an arrangement of long, thin orange hairs. Both the trim and cure are A+. One quick whiff of these buds and I'm immediately reminded as to why this is hands down one of my favourite strains of all time. It's never easy to describe but you just know it's MAC as it's a unique terpene profile. A nose that perfectly translates to taste, leading with complex aromas and flavours that are sweet, creamy, herbal, and fruity, delivering that super familiar lemony-citrus funk. Full-bodied, pallet lingering smoke, burning to a clean light coloured ash paired with a sizeable resin ring. I usually find MAC's to perform better in a joint vs a bong and that's also the case here. A highly potent, well-rounded onset of hybrid leaning effects, starting with a surge of euphoric, mood enhancing qualities, noticeably lifting my spirits with a powerful head high to match. It's eventually accompanied by a calming, heavily relaxed body buzz, perfectly combining with it's aforementioned effects to efficiently negate any lingering stress and anxiety. Honestly would be my go to strain for any time of the day as I love it that much but it can certainly leave you a bit lazy and burned out afterwards so ideally it would be better suited for afternoons and evenings.

GG#4 Review Genetics : Sour Dubb x Chem’s Sister x Chocolate Diesel Sourced by : @thehighclub.biz It's been a while since the last time I've had some good ol' GG#4. It's a strain I grew up with so it's always had some sentimental value to me. Never had a Glue with this much of a purple influence to it and it's extremely easy on the eyes as are the overall looks. Caked to the 9's, covered in milky, greasy trichomes from top to bottom, efficiently lining every nook and cranny. An ideal density with a perfect trim, cure, and texture, feeling slightly crisp on the outside with an extremely sticky interior. It's colours are a mix of faded greens and purples that nearly appear washed out under a heavy abundance of juicy, snow white trichomes, further enhanced by an array of gorgeous, peach-coloured pistils. The nose is a combination of rich cedar wood and sweet pine, backed by herbal, nutty aromas. It's quite pungent, especially when breaking it up. The flavours are similar but with the inclusion of a peppery spiciness that accents it's initial woodsy, pine sweetness. I love my exotic terps but sometimes the simple things just click. Like a good, nostalgic comfort food. The burn is smooth and moderately greasy, producing a salt and pepper ash. I've had my fair share of GG#4's that lean to opposite sides of the spectrum in terms of effects. I feel like this one is pretty balanced overall with a medium potency to boot, maybe even a little sativa leaning. Uplifting and euphoric, feeling a tingling buzz build behind the eyes, letting you know it's going to be a cerebrally influenced stone. Very focused and creative, also a little talkative, perfect for a wake and bake or social outing. Just enough of a relaxing side to keep it balanced and mellow throughout it's entirety.

Full album : https://imgur.com/a/hdDpuOn Genetics : Unknown These gorgeous nugs of Ice Cream are real easy on the eyes with their attractive colour scheme and beautiful bud structure. A combination of delicate light greens and purples mixed in with shades of darker green. Plastered in a thick layer of frosty trichomes and complementary orange pistils that really pop underneath a terrific trim. The cure is on point, leaving the buds feeling dense on the outside with a super sticky interior. Despite just being Ice Cream, this certain cut has an uncanny resemblance to my favourite strain ever, Ice Cream Cake, in both smell and taste. Sweet and creamy notes of vanilla cake followed by an exotic spiciness. It's even a little gassy when you crack a nug apart. I've only had it one other time and it certainly wasn't like this with more of a vanilla/amaretto profile without the creamy dessert features. Amazing flavours on this Ice Cream, offering a pallet coating smoke that brings forth a creamy, sugary, vanilla cake taste followed by dank and spicy undertones. Terrific in both bong and joint as it's incredibly smooth and milky, providing an almost pure white ash with the smallest amount of pepper and a greasy oil ring. The high is a great balance between relaxing and euphoric, bringing on a myriad of effects with a decent potency to accompany them. Calming and uplifting, feeling loose and upbeat after smoking as it helps with minor tension and forces you to ease up and kick back, even feeling extra social and chatty at times with It's stoney cerebral side. I didn't find it to be necessarily heavy or sedating but there can be a minor couch lock if you're already feeling tired or have a lower tolerance, making it the perfect afternoon/evening dessert type strain with a delicious profile to match. Another stellar offering from THC.

Ice Cream • Lineage: Unknown • Bred by Paradise Seeds • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from @thehighclub.biz • ? • Bag appeal - medium to large in size these immaculately trimmed buds have a pristine cure and are extremely dense with a slightly sticky snappy texture that is even more sticky inside as well as greasy. A couple different shades of light green with hints of darker green and light pastel purple streaking all throughout and highlighted further by soft orange pistils. Also well kept as adding even more to the already amazing bag appeal is the coating of frosty trichomes giving the buds a frosted appearance and have plenty of visible outer heads • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose straight out of the jar is similar to an earthy Gelato that starts out sweet and creamy and finishes on the spicy side and once busted, releases some minty gas overtones and smells alot like many ICC's I've had before. The taste to me is also like a sweet, slightly creamy, and earthy Gelato profile but with minty overtones and an exhale that becomes more spicy than sweet. Joints burn perfectly even with a nice oil ring and produce a light grey colored ash with some minor peppering. • ? • High - you can feel your eyelids start getting heavy about the same time as finishing a spliff along with a calming haze of euphoria that is sure to ease away any stress, depression, and/or anxiety. Very quickly relaxation starts to build making for a slightly indica dominant high that helps alot with my chronic back pain and has a sedating head stone to go with it. Consuming larger amounts can result in deeper relaxation and even couchlock while when consuming in moderation will still allow you to fully function • ? • Overall this is yet another amazing offering from THC and these guys just keep blowing me away with the premium flower they source, not like alot of these other bulk moms. Amazing bag appeal, a great terp profile that translates wonderfully, light grey ash and greasy burn, and has nice potent effects that last long. I rate this Quality 9.4/10

Full album : https://imgur.com/a/XanBcWz Genetics : Slurricane #3 x Tropicana Cookies #7 (Possibly) Off the chart visuals on this delicious Slurricane x Tropicana Cookies cross, combining to produce these scrumptious, slightly fox tailed nugs of McFlurry. Absolute units for buds, with the largest weighing in at 6 grams. Densely structured and cured to perfection, boasting a terrific moisture level that has the buds feeling fresh and sticky while the stems snap with an ideal crispness. A vibrant, eye catching colour scheme, pairing light greens with gentle hints of violet, further complimented by a field of wispy orange hairs and a heavy coating of milky white trichomes. All followed by a great trim with obvious care and attention to detail. Not your average bulk gear at all imo as this stuff could easily compete with many super quads in the market. One of the best smelling strains I've had, joining the ranks with some of my favourite citrus based cuts, exploding with refreshing notes of orange juice and creamy vanilla. Delicious to say the least, reminding of an orange creamsicle as it smells good enough to eat. An extremely accurate transition to taste, providing mouthwatering flavours of fresh, zesty oranges and hints of vanilla. It's strikingly similar to the taste of a blood orange as it even gets a little tangy and tart at times, strongly resembling a cut of Tangielope I had a while back, dubbed "Dark Chocolate Pheno". Burns ultra smooth and clean, producing an almost all white ash and heavy set resin ring. A hybrid based high at heart with slight sativa leaning characteristics, making for an extremely uplifted and euphoric stone with a powerful potency to match. Very much lives in the head, offering a spaced out stone that grows increasingly stronger with time and can even feel disoriented in larger amounts. Not the type to focus on anything that requires a little brain power and concentration. I experienced this while trying to write a review, resulting in a lot of staring at a blank screen and going over the same sentences, making very little progress while doing so. Much better suited for an outdoor or social setting as it makes a terrific daytime smoke with energized, upbeat effects and no burn out in sight. Definitely a strain I'll be remembering for some time.

Mcflurry • Lineage: Slurricane N⁰3 x Tropicana Cookies N⁰7 • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from @thehighclub.biz • ? • Bag appeal - this stuff is gorgeous with large sized chunky buds with a foxtailed structure that are beautifully hand trimmed with a pristine cure and are dense with just the slightest squish letting you know just how sticky and greasy feeling they are. Breaking down a bud leaves your fingers completely coated in sticky resin and also is the type of bud to just about jam up your grinder. The colors are amazing too with dark olive and forest greens with gorgeous grayish blue looking purples that shoot the bag appeal through the roof and have plenty of long and wirey wild looking rust colored pistils. If these nugs weren't already sexy enough, topping them is a coating of frosty trichomes covering every nook and cranny and are just littered with outer heads that bunch together in huge clusters • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - WOW!!! The nose on this is intoxicating as the Trop Cookies dominate with pungent and funky orange citrus terps that come through more like a Jilly Bean or Mimosa but definitely makes sense now that I know the lineage and has undertones of sweet and creamy vanilla herbal type terps that all come together like an Orange Julius drink or an Orange Creamsicle but with added funk. Thankfully the terps translate wonderfully to the taste with the pungent citrus funk dominating the inhale and has those delicious creamy vanilla terps mixed in on the exhale and tastes just like it smells. Super fuckin terpy and delicious! Joints burn perfectly even and form a small oil ring almost instantly while producing a clean white ash with minor peppering. • ? • High - starts with a heady stone that has me slightly light headed with an uplifting, euphoric, and slightly energetic high perfect to jump start your day or keep you going throughout it and also quickly rids you of any stress, depression, and anxiety. There is a minor body load which seems to help with pain but for me it was not in any way debilitating and I found it to lean more towards a sativa. Another one that leaves me chatty and sociable being great enjoyed with others. With long lasting effects and very little to no crash or burnout this is a great choice for wake and baking and for all day use. • ? • Overall this strain was just all around amazing and won me over the second I cracked the seal on the bag. With crazy nice bag appeal, wicked terps that are loud, funky, and translate perfectly, clean and slightly greasy burn, with a potent and long lasting high. I rate this Quality 10/10

Ice Cream is iced right out in a rich milky thick blanket of trichomes. The buds were big an chunky with hints of purple throughout. Trimmed and cured on point being absolutely perfect. Had a wonderful of candy ice cream aroma with notes of gas. Upon smoking I was smacked with a sweet gassy creamy ice cream taste. It was amazingly smooth and the flavour was highly addictive, I can see why this is called Ice Cream. Burned expectional in a joint being continuous, slow and fairly even the whole way through a joint. Had a fairly white ash and boasted a nice grease ringer. I found this to be a high potency slightly indica dominate hybrid. I was feeling it not even half way through a 0.4 - 0.5 joint. I had a warm happy heady high happening at first. I felt a light to modetate body stone. I was happy and swooped into a positive joyful mood. Vauled at 190 a zip before any discounts or coupons. Quality - 9.5 Value - 8.75

Coming in large meaty buds, with a unique beautiful foxtailing happening. Having a heavy plastering of shimmering trichomes makes the buds appear very white, with a darker green forest color and heavy hues of purple all over. The buds are fairly dense with a nice bit of spongeyness, not being rock hard. Has a strong aroma the punches you right in the nose with a ever so succelent loud candy herbal smell, with a tangy citrusy orange notes. When smoked I was greeted with a sweet candy herbal flavour with a nice tangy citrus orange creamsicle taste going on. The smoke was super smooth with no harshness at all. Burned expectionally well in a joint being even slow and continuous the whole through a joint. There was a decent grease ringer and the ash was pretty white with a slight peppering. I found this to be a high potency evenly balanced hybrid. The high brought on a heavy europhia leaving me in a very positive mind set. This really had me uplifted feeling and not down feeling anymore. I was very relaxed and did not want to get up from my chair I was sat in. This took a lot of my aches and soreness away. Quality - 9.5 Value - 8.75

Ice Cream is iced right out in a rich milky thick blanket of trichomes. The buds were big an chunky with hints of purple throughout. Trimmed and cured on point being absolutely perfect. Had a wonderful of candy ice cream aroma with notes of gas. Upon smoking I was smacked with a sweet gassy creamy ice cream taste. It was amazingly smooth and the flavour was highly addictive, I can see why this is called Ice Cream. Burned expectional in a joint being continuous, slow and fairly even the whole way through a joint. Had a fairly white ash and boasted a nice grease ringer. I found this to be a high potency slightly indica dominate hybrid. I was feeling it not even half way through a 0.4 - 0.5 joint. I had a warm happy heady high happening at first. I felt a light to modetate body stone. I was happy and swooped into a positive joyful mood. Valued at 190 a zip before any discounts or coupons. Quality - 9.5 Value - 8.75