OneTwoTreez

Mandarin Sunset AAAA - OneTwoTreez // August 2021

/u/Electronifyy

https://imgur.com/a/x5ujcnF Now this is not to say that this cultivar was a unpleasant smoke or poor medicine by any means, but I personally feel an AAAA- rating would have served a more appropriate approach given the muted terpene profile and effects. I only say this because it is supposed to be a feature cultivar on a lineup with an “exotic” theme; the bar was set pretty high here and fresh off the heels of Oreoz, I couldn’t help myself from thinking this one came up a little short. Retroactively thinking back to their MAC1, Gelato and LA Cake Pop also helps to support my opinion here as those cultivars truly did meet my exotic expectations. What comes through via aromatics is much more noticeable when the flower is broken down; preferably fresh in your grinder. You’re met with pleasant, creamy and nutty notes that are complimented with bitter orange zest and a slight musk / funk twist at the end. Definitely strong enough to surpass the AAA threshold, and is still noticeable in my opinion. A few really positive aspects here are the cure and the burn; with the flower carrying a perfect humidity to crack and snap apart, blowing trichome dust everywhere while still gripping to your fingers. Easy exhale with no reported harshness. While tame, you’re met with a very uplifting buzz that starts first in your mood with clean, good vibes that slowly build into a more robust body high. While it is labeled an indica, I wasn’t getting too much of the narcotic, sedative effects unless I moved into higher doses. So ironically this strain has become a solid morning smoke that’s been adopted into my routine as a way to get my mind right for the day without completely sending myself off the rails. This one would be recommended to more novice users (gf loved it), but still very much has its place for heavier users - just maybe at a more transparent rating for those who smoke often. Quality: 7/10 Value: 7/10 This flower was provided for purpose of honest review

Aug 06, 2021

Death Bubba - OneTwoTreez - July ‘21 [Incentivized Review]

/u/MoonBud12

Death Bubba AA+ Source: OneTwoTreez Genetics: Death Star x Bubba Kush Grower: Private Death Bubba is an Indica dominant hybrid that is bursting with a flavourful profile. When you open the bag you are hit in the face with a strong skunky, diesel but very sweet aroma. The smell fills your room instantly and I am not complaining. They came small in size and a tiny bit on the dry side. Nothing a little boveda pack can’t help in a timely manor. I don’t find these too exciting to look at our photograph. They colouring scheme is of dull greens and the pistils making a big appearance. They have a decent dusting of trichomes and are actually quite dense considering its colouring. Previously, when I’ve gotten my hands on any strain that is AA, I usually don’t expect too much from them, however I was pleasantly surprised with the capabilities behind this strain. Firstly, this is not the strain you would smoke for any social setting, and because of this I probably wouldn’t get this on my own free-will myself. The inhale is a bit harsh and made me cough a little bit, but the high it produces overpowers the harsh throat. I found myself zoning in and out, which made it hard to follow conversations. The high is sedative for your body and mind, but it isn’t overpowering—you still feel energetic— unless you smoke a lot in each session. My appetite did increase noticeably, and for that I would recommend this to people for evening to night use. With all this in mind, I do think this deserves an AAA rating and not AA+. Free sample given for honest review

Aug 05, 2021

Cereal Milk - One Two Treez - August 2021

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Album : http://imgur.com/a/GzZlPpg Vid 1 : http://imgur.com/a/QGh6Pkv Vid 2 : http://imgur.com/a/DHzv0Gs Vid 3 : http://imgur.com/a/hNILWw0 Genetics : Y-Life x Snowman Bred by : Cookie Fam Genetics Arriving with a beautiful trim and ideal texture that spoke volumes to it's perfect cure. Dense and freshly sticky with a crisp snap to each stem. No shortage of trichomes here as the buds look like somebody sprinkled them with frosted flakes sugar, effectively covering every bit of surface area. Healthy bright green in appearance with darker shades of green throughout, all brought together by tangled clusters of bright orange hairs. I cannot get enough of this strain and a huge contributing factor to my obsession with it is it's insanely delicious aroma and flavour profile. The nose reminds me of certain MAC cuts I've had. Sweet, creamy, and fruity with refreshing hints of citrus. I could definitely see the relation people make to an actual bowl of fruity cereal milk, like fruit loops, fruity pebbles, or trix. Surprisingly enough, the taste actually reminds me of Ice Cream Cake. As if this strain couldn't get any better for my personal taste! Sugary, fruity flavours of creamy, zesty citrus, heavily lingering on the pallet after each exhale as it provides a smooth, savoury, salivating smoke. Clean burning and super greasy, producing a mostly white ash with some peppering. The high provided by this Cereal Milk is just as special as it's other characteristics. I would put this one into the category of 'Jack-of-all-trades hybrid', once again showing similarities to a potent cut of MAC. It's extremely mellowing and relaxing but not in a sluggish way at all, obliterating any stress or anxiety in it's path while positively elevating one's mood and mental state with it's powerful cerebral stone. Just a perfect morning/afternoon strain to get the day going with a blast of euphoric energy and little burnout. Absolutely loved this one! This flower was provided for reviewing purposes. These are my honest opinions

Aug 04, 2021

Bubba LSO sourced from Onetwotreez July 2021 (Incentivized review)

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Bubba LSO • Lineage: Unknown • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - nice big amd dense chunky buds that are sticky and greasy to the touch with a perfect cure and are decently trimmed with a bit of excess sugar leaf. Light and dark olive greens with hints of forest green and a mix of light pastel, deep purple, grey, and black sugar leaf with an abundance of thick orange colored pistils. Matting everything down and giving it that greasy exterior is the blanket of resinous trichomes with sone visible outer heads still intact. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is loud straight out of the bag with sweet and slightly skunky pungent piney diesel overtones with just hints of earth. The taste is identical to the nose with nothing but sweet diesel from start to finish that has just hints of dank earth. (Strong gassy aftertaste with hints of coffee) Heavy duty Gas!!! Joints burn perfectly even and very slow with a fat oil ring and produce a light grey ash with minor peppering. • ? • High - this one hits the body 1st with its relaxing effects that melt away pain of even a chronic nature and will no doubt have you glued to your seat with it's powerful couchlock. Not far behind is a strong pressure build up in the head with stoney effects that eventually become heavily sedating and this is definitely one most definitely best suited for evening use. Great for stress, depression, anxiety, chronic pain, and insomnia this is some good bud! • ? • Overall this is some heavy hitting gas that I very much enjoyed and these days I'm not so much into the gas unless it's special which this is indeed. Nice bag appeal, wicked gassy profile that translates to the taste perfectly, greasy burning to a light grey ash, and a wicked potent high that is sure to please those with even the highest of tolerance. I rate this Quality 9.25/10 This was a sample for review

Aug 03, 2021

Mike Tyson - OneTwoTreez - July ‘21

/u/MoonBud12

Mike Tyson AAAA (Indica) Source: OneTwoTreezHQ Mike Tyson is a 100% Indica and boy will you know it when you smoke on this. Its genetics are unknown but are believed to be a descendent of an OG Kush strain, but thats about all that is talked about. Now I normally, steer away from pure Indicas as I am a big day time smoker; however, I recently found a new love for Indica strains and I am completely blown away at the power house of this bud. The colour popping on these buds was quite the eye catcher. The bud is extremely bright to look at with all the shades of green complimenting each other so well. You’ve got a healthy amount of trichomes visible on Mike and lets not forget about the structure. The pistons seem perfectly placed to compliment the shades of green giving it that extra bit of pop. When you break them apart you are surprised with small bouts of purple closer to the stem. Extremely dense buds, that came ready to smoke. The aroma on Mike Tyson is quite prominent. You are immediately hit with a strong Pine and skunky scent that envelopes your nostrils instantly. It is followed up with a sweetness that takes over near the end; sending your body into a pre-bliss state. I knew this was going to be strong but I didn’t know exactly how strong until I got to smoking this bad boy. This smoke is no joke. Upon the first inhale; you are greeted with a strong profile of pine and a hint of diesel that had you wanting to cough slightly. The effects are almost immediate with it enveloping your body. As I said above, it’s a heavy Indica strain that had me easily zoning in and out. Perfect example of just how heavy this is; my friend became concerned when I didn’t speak for over an hour in our voice chat ? as I’m always very talkative. Just after half way through the high, the relaxation turns sedative. Yawning was pretty constant. My body had very little energy yet my mind wanted to keep going as I felt like I was in a state of trance. Question of the day: Can I take a punch by Mike Tyson? And the answer is HELL NO. This had me out like a light within 5 minutes of hitting my pillow, when I finally gave in to the couch lock. Not recommended for new smokers. Great for relieving pain and relaxing all those sore and tight muscles. Would be good for high-stressed individuals and anyone suffering from insomnia. Night time usage.

Aug 02, 2021

Oreoz - OneTwoTreez - July ‘21

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Jul 31, 2021

99 Problems AAAA - One Two Treez - July 30 - Incentivized

/u/Next-Cell

Jul 31, 2021

El Chapo OG - OneTwoTreez // July 2021

/u/Electronifyy

https://imgur.com/a/BbcCDjy A stout bud structure is decorated with a midnight blue void of saturation, turning black almost on some of the sugar leaves. There is a small presence of creamy orange hairs but ultimately the surface is dominated by a variation of forest greens. Texturally speaking, this flower carries a well-timed cure that has rendered a crisp exterior followed with a clingy, resinous, Velcro center. Crack-and-snap consistency that blows trichomes everywhere when the buds separate; allowing for you to really take notice of the terpene profile. A nice, layered classic likeness is what you get here - reminding you of those days as a teenager getting a bag that just reeked more than the others your guy was giving you at the time. Led by a sharp, spicy gasoline / skunk, you’re able to pick up notes of pine, wet wood and earth. Lots of Beta-Caryophyllene is definitely the driver here and that’s why this strain plays such a pivotal role in winding down after a long day. Full combustion in bowls or joints, complimented by a modest but present flavour representation brings about a quick onset of potent effects that immediately sits behind your eyes, making them quite heavy. As time goes on, the buzz will work itself into the rest of your body and surprisingly doesn’t seem to interfere much with cognitive functions or motor skills like some other indicas I’ve been using lately. Due to it’s more tame nature, while still surpassing the quad threshold, this is a great cultivar to introduce to a newer user who’s looking for more potent medication while still being able to please experienced users. Quality: 8.9/10 Value: 7.5/10 this flower was provided for purpose of honest review

Jul 31, 2021

Eleven Roses AAA - One Two Treez - July 29 - Incentivized

/u/Next-Cell

Jul 30, 2021

Platinum Kush Cake sourced from Onetwotreez July 2021 (sample for review)

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Platinum Kush Cake • Lineage: Platinum OG x Wedding Cake • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - medium sized beautifully trimmed slightly chunky buds are dense, sticky, and greasy feeling with a pristine cure. A nice mix of light and dark greens make up the majority of the buds with soft pastel like purple streaking throughout and dark orange/copper colored pistils all topped by a blanket of milky white resinous trichomes. Very visually appealing bud! • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - a wicked terp profile that to me is very similar to Slurricane with sweet and very creamy grape Cake terps and once busted those grape koolaid terps intensify immensely filling the room with an intoxicating scent. The terps translate nicely and also just like a Slurricane has a sweet, creamy, doughy, and grapey inhale that turns slightly spicy and earthy when exhaling with hints of gas and is absolutely delicious. Joints burn perfectly and with a small oil ring while producing a mostly white ash with some peppering • ? • High - right off the bat this puts you in a euphoric mind state free from any stress or anxiety with an uplifted mood that is sure to brighten your day. A body load chimes in very soon after that works wonders on chronic pain but does not debilitate whatsoever nor does it put a damper of any kind on the uplifting effects making this one a great anytime smoke • ? • Overall this was my 1st time with this strain and I am very impressed. Great bag appeal, an awesome terp profile that translates perfectly, clean and greasy burn, with potent balanced effects. I rate this Quality 9.25/10

Jul 29, 2021