OneTwoTreez

Goji Berry Breath * One Two Treez * October

/u/bos420

Strain - Goji Berry Breath (Goji OG x Mendo Breath) Vistual/Texture - one big chunky bud accounting for the entire mylar, a unit of a nug allowing some give when squeezed, feeling fresh, spongy, greasy, and sticky. Breaking apart this beast brings to light the trichome infestation happening within. Appearing almost a bright neon green due to the amount of snow white trichomes this gargantuan is dressed up in, while actually sporting a dark emerald color underneath the avalanche. Thinner light orange pistils firing off the structure adding sharp definition to the overall vision Scent - a sweetened exotic fragrance comes  pouring out from this girthy mass, truly unleashing its terpene emissions once ground. Your nose taking in sweet tropical aromas of berries, escorted by a more faint earthy, herbal fruitiness Smoke - once sparked up, a lighter grey ash being produced holding some mild pepper flakes, and an oil ring surfacing shortly into the burn. Transferring over quite well to the smoke while blazing, you're hit by the sweetened tropical fruit flavor, berry herbs, and mild earthiness. With the exhale turning towards a cedar dominant taste, including a sweetened pallet of earthy berries left to slowly linger behind High - Goji Berry Breath a sativa swaying hybrid (60/40) bringing on some tasty flavors while getting you decently lit. After a few puffs of the joint, you're feel a sense of elevated euphoria, while experiencing an uplifted mood. Feeling a relaxing sensation settle over you, and easing into a soothing calmness as the stone continues. A strain that brings a high that's quite manageable for a solid daytime lift 

Oct 22, 2021

SCOOPS - ONETWOTREEZ - OCTOBER - INCENTIVISED REVIEW

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*******INCENTIVISED REVIEW******* Full disclosure: I paid my own $$$ for this weed - regular menu price, no discounts or freebies in exchange for a good review or anything like that. I quite like this MOM so far tho and since I'll definitely be ordering from them again sometime, I'm posting an honest review for $10 worth of points. That's all, thanks for reading! *******INCENTIVISED REVIEW******* THE MOM: ONETWOTREEZ THE PRODUCT: (AAAA) SCOOPS CUSTOMER SERVICE: 10/10 QUALITY OF PRODUCT: 8.5/10 VALUE : 8.5/10 THE BUD: Although they didn't quite have the insane bag appeal of the Cookies & Cream, these nugs were gorgeous nonetheless. Coated in trichomes so that you can barely see all the beautiful purples, greens, and oranges. Even the pistills are bogged down in the trichs. Like a Bermuda Triangle of crystals. Smell and taste were both a bit of the Cookies & Cream and a LOT of Gelato smell. If the C&C smokes kinda like a Forum Cut or Meatbreath, then this smokes more like Kotton Kandy or something. Tastes great. VALUE: 10 again here, well-deserved. With their Weekend Flash Sale taking 15% off the already-on-sale-price, this stuff was CHEAP. From $230 to $180 to $153. And $150 is their free shipping cutoff so there's that too LOL Quad weed, $80 off on an Oz, and free shipping?!? Nice. OTHER STUFF: These guys have awesome customer service. They respond to emails quick and they've always been willing to do special requests when things have come up. They ship when they say they will and they're in Toronto which means things get to me a lot quicker being in Ontario too. Even in the sticks. And samples/stickers/swag - some of the best ever. Any time I've ordered from then I've gotten at LEAST one sample of a different strain, stickers every time, and they'll throw in candies and stuff too sometimes. And they do it with any order, you don't have to spend $500 to get the good stuff or anything. OVERALL: 10 / 10 I probably sound like a shill but I couldn't be happier with this order, truly. Wicked weed that was wicked cheap, samples of another AAAA strain, and 2 day shipping = happy me :)

Oct 21, 2021

COOKIES & CREAM - ONETWOTREEZ - OCTOBER/21***INCENTIVISED REVIEW****

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*******INCENTIVISED REVIEW******* Full disclosure: I paid my own $$$ for this weed - regular menu price, no discounts or freebies in exchange for a good review or anything like that. I quite like this MOM so far tho and since I'll definitely be ordering from them again sometime, I'm posting an honest review for $10 worth of points. That's all, thanks for reading!! *******INCENTIVISED REVIEW******* THE MOM: Onetwotreez THE PRODUCT: (AAAA) COOKIES & CREAM CUSTOMER SERVICE: 10/10 QUALITY OF PRODUCT: 10/10 VALUE : 10/10 THE BUD: Holy crap. The pictures online didn't even come close to doing these buds justice- these things are CAKED like crazy. Appearance-wise it reminded me a lot of the old Meatbreath from CE, just darkness and fuzzy trichomes. Thats it. Smoke actually reminds me a lot of Forum Cut GSC, it's definitely the spicier kind of cookies as opposed to the creamier. Purple leaves inside, trichomes that will stick to your fingers just touching the nugs. Definitely AAAA. VALUE: This gets another 10 here because I was able to get it on their "Weekend Sale", so it was 15% off the sale price, which was already marked down by $50! An oz went from $230 to $180 then down to $153. Works out perfectly too because $150 is their free shipping cutoff. Also, the 1/4 that they sent was half a gram over, so bonus for that for sure. OTHER STUFF: I friggin LOVE that these guys are in Ontario, and close to Toronto at that. I live in the sticks and it usually takes 3-4 days for Express packages to get here from out of province, but these ones are almost always here in 2 days somehow. Probably DGAF if you aren't in Ontario but if you are it's something to think about. Customer service was awesome too, even with the sale going on I emailed them a special request to see if I could split an order and they got back to me right away, said no problem at all, I placed the order, they modified it like they said they would and that was that. Also got a free AAAA sample as always with them, and.a whole buncha stickers that I'm running out of places for. Maybe I'll start skateboarding again..... OVERALL: 10 / 10 "QUAD" and "AAAA" get thrown around all the time but this stuff is DEFINITELY a quad. It makes the other weed in your jars embarrassed and they're afraid to smoke in front of the Cookies.

Oct 21, 2021

Chem Scout Cookies AAA- ~ One Two Treez - October 20 - Incentivized

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Oct 21, 2021

Monkey Breath * One Two Treez * October

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Oct 18, 2021

Lemon Skunk AAA- - One Two Treez - October 14 - Incentivized

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Oct 15, 2021

Mandarin sunset--onetwotreez--early October (incentified)

/u/tigz613

loved the effects of Mandarin sunset. Though quite high in THC and despite being covered in sticky trichomes, Mandarin sunset is a well-balanced hybrid that leans more towards calming and sedating than energizing. This is a great strain for relaxing at home when you’re in for the day, or for mellowing out before evening social events. I get a lot of social ease from this strain, and it never seems to lead to over-thinking or anxious, paranoid thoughts. I do find Mandarin sunset to be less functional for me than say a speedy sativa like Super Lemon Haze. Mandarin sun relaxes my body to the point where I can’t really knock out a to-do list and instead find myself in spaced out bliss. More of a trip plus Q=9 CS=10 V=9

Oct 11, 2021

C4 Onetwotreez Late September

/u/Great-Adagio9105

Garbage smell’s moldy I’m not going to smoke it also not ordering again from this MOM.

Oct 03, 2021

GHOST PINK V.3 (SMALLS) ⛽ ONETWOTREEZ ? END OF SEPTEMBER 2021 ? INCENTIVISED REVIEW

/u/BluezandGreenz

*******INCENTIVISED REVIEW******* Full disclosure: I paid my own $$$ for this weed - regular menu price, no discounts or freebies in exchange for a good review or anything like that. I quite like this MOM so far tho and since I'll definitely be ordering from them again sometime, I'm posting an honest review for $10 worth of points. That is all :) *******INCENTIVISED REVIEW******* THE MOM: Onetwotreez THE PRODUCT: AAAA Ghost Pink v3 (Smalls) CUSTOMER SERVICE: 10/10 QUALITY OF PRODUCT: 8/10 VALUE : 10/10 THE BUD: First off, the Oz was made up entirely of adorable little purple small nuggets. Yes, actual SMALL nuggets. A lot of places sell smalls now but a lot of the time the bag ends up having popcorn, scraps, shake, etc. so you never know what to expect really. No Popcorn, scraps, twigs, shake or crumbs at all. Nice. Buds were frosty as HELL for smalls, just covered in trichs. Nice green and purple contrast in the colours too. The aroma wasn't quite as strong as I expected but has a distinct creamy/mustyness to it - there's a bit of gas too but it's not a face melter. The first time I smoked it I was kind of disappointed actually, as I was expecting more of a mash-out Pink and this one isn't that. The buzz is a lot more mellow, which is surprising because of the Ghost cross, but it's equally sedative and narcotic at the same time. It gets better and better every time I smoke it too, especially now that I know what to expect - a great pink that'll relax you and might trip you out a BIT, but it won't knock you flat on your ass and put you to sleep. I call these ones "80%'ers" - no question they're more than good enough to get you stoned, but not QUITE potent enough that they'll make you incapable of doing things. VALUE: This is where this stuff gets a 10 or maybe an 11. The Oz worked out to $105 all in, which is absolutely NUTS for a AAAA strain that was originally $230/oz. Also, even tho my order was BARELY $100 they still sent stickers, papers, and a sample of another of their current AAAA strains. Awesome. OTHER STUFF: I friggin LOVE that these guys are in Ontario, and close to Toronto at that. I live in the boonies in Northern Ontario, and it usually takes 3-4 days for Express packages to get here from out of province, but these ones make it in 2 days. You probably won't care if you don't live in or very near to Ontario but if you are it's something to think about. OVERALL: 10 / 10 Good weed that was As-Advertised. RIDICULOUSLY cheap, fast shipping and bonus goodies, couldn't be happier.

Oct 01, 2021

Platinum kush cake-- onetwotreez-- early September

/u/tigz613

Super impressive! A very strong mind and body buzz dominates the experience with a short attention span. Beware as this isn’t suitable for beginners. Platinum Kush Cake from 12?z is one you should try if you like strong indicas with a lemony profile This Kush Cake has a wonderfully delicious flavour. The flavour is on point with the smell as both deliver an experience that reminds me kinda like lemon pound cake/sour diesel Quality 10 Value 9.5 Customer service 10

Sep 24, 2021