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Angel Hashplant-TheChronFather-Jan.27

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Quality 9/10- This strain from TCF is some real sticky icky. Almost feel sorry for the guy that had to trim through it, really gums up your fingers. Smells fruity with a hint of chem, hard to describe I’d say almost soapy but not in a bad way. Leaves you uplifted to start but once you sit down you stay down. Burns surprisingly well for how sticky it is with a peppery white ash. Value 8.5/10- More than happy with this strain at $200/oz. I’ve just gotten better bag appeal at the same price (ex. peyote cookies). But all and all for the price this is some killer smoke!

Jan 27, 2020

Sweet Island Pink Kush (Gassy) from The Chronfather January 20th 2020

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Bag appeal - Extremely dense and sticky with a nice mix of very light, to very dark green leaf as well as hints of purple. Lots of nice light and darker copper coloured pistils and even some that appear pink in the right light. All of this is completely caked in tons of frosty white trichomes which makes for a very nice looking bud Smell - Just like it says on the site, this is gassy a/f. But not such a harsh gas, more of a sweet gas Taste - The taste is identical to the smell,  a nice sweet gassy taste that is very strong and lingers in your mouth for a while after smoking Smoke - Very heavy, thick white smoke that is surprisingly smoother than one would expect based on the smell and taste, but it does have a bit of a cough to it still Ash - Light grey ash Buzz - another heavy hitter from TCF! About half way through my first spliff of this, the jpint went out and i think i sat there holding it for a good half hour without even realizing. Until soneone said sonething. Then i lit it back up and it happened again lol and again. I was nice and stoned to say the least. I mean i always do get stoned feom nice pink strains and this one was no different. Very strong, long lasting effects that are sure to leave you couchlocked. It worked great for chronic pain and insomnia and also helped with my anxiety. Took no time at all before my eyes were nice and heavy and I was fighting to keep them open as they burned. So for negative side effects, all I can say is you will most likely get dry eyes and mouth and probably a nice case of the munchies. Great nug and great price for $175/OZ Quality 9/10 Value 9 /10

Jan 26, 2020

Ayahuasca Purple from The Chronfather January 20th 2020

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Bag appeal - very dense, tight and perfectly sticky, this bud is great for twisting up joints. This one came pretty squished, as I'm sure you can see in the pic. So I did the best I could for a pic. But you can tell the buds are dense and not just like that from being squished. Nice light and darker green leaf as well as some nice purple hues. There are tons of nice copper coloured pistils trying to burst though this beautifully frosted nug. Even though it's squished, still looks good Smell - upon first opening it I get a nice earthy scent with woody undertone. After you busy it open you are hit with a strong tangy tropical fruit of some kind. Very nice smelling Taste - get a little bit of that tangy fruitiness but not much. Is much more a nutty flavor and more of the tangy sour taste on exhale. Quite nice Smoke - Nice smooth smoke that leaves the room smelling of sour mango or guava. Very nice Ash - soft light grey ash Buzz - I had to try this one after hearing so many cool stories about it. I have learned recently not to let all the hype fool me and just go into this with a completely open mind. So that's what I did. Right off the bat I felt the onset of some cerebral effect and soon became nice and happy. I can understand now what people mean when they say they have vivid visions and sounds become clearer. I don't know if I was just so high I was able to focus more on these things but it was very noticeable in the buzz. Not too long after smoking it my body was washed over by a warm tingly sensation that left me deeply relaxed. I think this is the perfect smoke for anytime, day or night. There are some sedative effects but for me they are controllable and so enjoyable when you don't go to sleep. Of course it also helped with insomnia, if I let it. My anxiety wasnt affected when smoking Ayahuasca and it relaxed my body so well that I was feeling little pain. Very enjoyable smoke that feels almost like it has some halucenagen like effects to it. Kind of a trip. I like it. Perfect potency for the type of high it is. To get a more potent high like this, you have to use a different drug all together. I could write forever about this buzz as I am high from smoking it again rn, and feel my head buzzing almost as I sit and write this. Yup, one of those, wild high that I have never experienced with Mary Jane before. I know quite a few people who are looking for just this. Amazing Quality 9/10 Value 9/10

Jan 25, 2020

Tom Ford Kush from The Chronfather January 20th 2020

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Bag appeal - very tight, dense, and sticky bud. Cone to be expected with most everything I recieved from TCF. Very sticky, leaves the fingers gummy from handling. Nice beautiful colours on this one with light grey that appear yellow all the way up to a darker mossy green leaf as well as nice different hues of purples. There are nice copper coloured pistils as well as some that appear light brown in colour and all frosted nicely with a layer of crystaly white trichomes Smell - This one is just straight GAS! With a light pink kush undertone. Dank gas Taste - well there's no denying that gassy/kushy taste that is famous in the TF strain but, it's somehow refreshing like a minty breath of fresh air at the same time. Very different from any other Tom Ford I've ever tasted Smoke - very thick white smoke that is surprisingly smooth. I've never has a nug Smell so strong of gas and taste but be so smooth. Very refreshing. Also leaves an oil ring while smoking a joint Ash - This one burns a bit on the dark side with a grey ash Buzz - MAN!!! I have tried quite a few TF strains in my day, this by far is no joke and the most potent hard hitting one to date. I didn't even finish the joint I was so high. It even brought on a slight bit of paranoia/anxiety that didn't last long at all (thank god). But man was I stoned a/f. Been smoking all day and was at the point where nothing was doing it for me. Until I dipped into this. Very strong indica effects that lead to a definite couchlock no matter how experienced the user. Worked amazing for relieving my chronic back pain and insomnia as the end of this high ended in amazing deep sleep. And this weed will get you there with even just a small amount if you let it. However in larger doses, this will end the same everytime, with me snoring. Love it, very impressed and like it says on the site, get it while it lasts. Quality 9/10 Value 10/10

Jan 24, 2020

Peyote Cookies-TheChronFather-Jan.23

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Quality 10/10 I personally don’t think I’ve received a bulk order of this quality yet. It’s perfectly cured and trimmed with amazing bag appeal. Buds have really nice purple touch’s spread throughout and are absolutely covered in crystal. Smells like a lot of quad cookie strains I’ve gotten but has a really nice gassy fruity undertone. Value 9.5/10 even at $2300 a pound this quad is more then worth it. The bag appeal alone sells it. Would 100% order again and again.

Jan 23, 2020

Meat Breath from The Chronfather January 20th 2020

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Bag appeal - very dense nicely trimmed sticky buds. Makes rolling joints a breeze. Also fluffs up amazingly in the grinder. Nice darker mossy green as well as nice light and dark purples, almost appearing black in colour. Tons of nice light orange as well as fiery orange pistils all coated in nice, frosty white trichomes. Very nice looking Smell - I definitely get a light meaty smell(like that of a beef jerky) but once I broke open a bud, I got a sweet cake strain like smell. After grindong that beef jerky smell got even stronger making for one hell of a funky smell. Interesting scent profile Taste - I get that strong doughy flavor that is a bit spicy/peppery with an actual light aftertaste of beef jerky. Extremely unique aftertaste Smoke - Nice thick white smooth smoke that smells very sweet Ash - nice soft, light, and fluffy snow white ash Buzz - definitely indica leaning which is very easy to notice very soon after smoking. Also had a heavy headed high that left me very zoned out and lethargic. Very relaxing and enjoyable smoke. This one eventually lead to a total couchlock and had me glued to my seat. Much more indica dominant imo. Even being a long time smoker,  this had my eyelids heavy and the buzz completely consumed me. About half hour into the high I became extremely tired and much more lazy. Great for insomnia as it will most likely end in a great nights sleep or a well deserved nap. Also helped with my lower back pain and anxiety and has a nice long lasting high, if you don't fall asleep before it's over. Highly recommended for the extremely fair price of $200/OZ Quality 9/10 Value 10/10 (very impressed with all strains I've tried so far. Found myself another MOM)

Jan 23, 2020

Peyote Cookies from The Chronfather January 20th 2010

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Bag appeal - these perfectly cured buds are very dense and super sticky which makes it great for rolling joints. Very very nice colours in this weed. Nice dark mossy greens, light and dark purples, as well as black leaf. Also is a whole lot of bright orange pistils however, even with all the dark colours, this bud still appears white as it is totally frosted with bright white trichomes Smell - Smells of the typical cookie strain but I also get a nice gassy undertone. Nice mix of smells Taste - I get that nice sweet cookie strain Taste but also mixed with some type of fruity gas undertones, but definitely taste gas in this one which is weird as it is not mentioned at all on the site Smoke - thick white smoke that is smooth on inhale but builds a quick tickle at the back of the throat. Leaves a nice strong sweet doughy smell in the air for a while after smoking Ash - nice very light and fluffy soft mostly white ash. (I think it would have been pure white but my papers are garbage. Going to get more in a bit) Buzz - accurately described on the site as having instant effects after inhaling only the 1st or 2nd time. Nice heavy indica effect leave you extremely relaxed and pain free for a good couple hours at least. Didn't even realize how long it was I went before twisting up my next spliff. Super potent and way more than what I was expecting from a cookie cross. This is something I would most definitely order again at the price point. Very pleased with everything I have tried from TCF still. Quality 9/10 Value 10/10 (@$200/OZ it feels like stealing)

Jan 22, 2020

Lindsay OG TCF Crop (GASSY) from The Chronfather January 20th 2020

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Bag appeal - TCF grew and cured this one quite well. Very little to no excess leaf. And what little leaf there is is caked in trichomes. Very decent trim job. Nice dark mossy green leaf with some nice purples hues as well. Nice dark copper coloured pistils, and loads of nice shiny clear trichomes sparkling like glass. Beautiful looking nug Smell - another strong GAS smelling strain with a light pungent undertone. But the gas just overpowers the smell Taste - the smell carries to the taste with a strong gassy taste that lingers in your mouth for a while and has very light pungent and earthy undertones Smoke - thick white heavy smoke that starts smooth on inhale and builds quickly to a nice cough and is heavy on the lungs and chest for a bit Ash - nice soft and fluffy white ash Buzz - Very nice hard hitting trips. TCF did a good job on this one as it is nice and potent. More so than a recent batch I tried which was priced higher. Nice relaxation sets in about 5 minutes after smoking and eyelids begin to become heavier and heavier as time goes by. More inexperienced users would probably find this to be too strong as it is increasingly potent. The high seems to continue to build for quite a while until you are completely locked in your seat. After not too long of being locked in my chair with burning eyes that felt like they were bleeding it became gard to fight the sleepiness from this heavy hitter. Very impressed with this, especially for the price point (see below) Quality 9/10 (nice potent gassy Lindsay) Value 10/10 (@ $150/OZ this is a crazy deal)

Jan 22, 2020

Mint Chocolate Chip from The Chronfather January 20th 2020

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Bag appeal - very dense chunky bud. Perfect texture for rolling joints. Not dry and not quite sticky. Nice light and dark mossy green leaf as well as some nice dark purples. Nice fiery orange pistils and a whole lot of nice frosty white trichomes covering every inch of this beautiful flower. Very nice trim job and most definitely quad quality bud Smell - has a nice strong sweet minty chocolaty type smell Taste - has a refreshing minty taste with some type of lime like and earthy undertones. Leaves a nice minty aftertaste for a long time after smoking. I had a smoke 5 minutes later and it tasted like it was a menthol lol. Very strong flavor profile and very enjoyable Smoke - thick white smoke that is nice and smooth. Gets slightly harsh towards the end of the joint but just barely Ash - Salt n Pepper ash, more salt (pictured in the link below) Buzz - Nice solid indica leaning hybrid. The effects of this were felt almost instantly but kept on building for a while intensifying the high even more. Nice light headed feeling buzz that had me feeling a bit foggy. As time passed I became extremely relaxed and heavy headed. Found myself nodding off a little bit even. Way more than what I was expecting from any hybrid. Very much indica leaning for sure. Amazing buzz and definitely AAAA quality and fairly priced @ $200/OZ Quality 9/10 (one of the best hybrids I've smoked to date) Value 10/10 (fairly priced for quads)

Jan 21, 2020

9lb Hammer from The Chronfather January 20th 2020

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Bag appeal - very dense bud but also very dry once breaking it open. Going to let the rest sit with a boveda for a bit to hopefully freshen it up. Nice dark mossy green as well as beauliful lookimg dark purple leaf. Nice red coloured pistils trying to burst through these dense nugs that are just dripping in clear shiny glass like trichomes. This bud has some serious bag appeal for sure Smell - has a strong fruity smell that I can't quite put my finger on. It smells very similar to the Tropicana Cookies by Enigma Extracts just not nearly as powerful of a smell. But still smells delicious. I'd have to say it has a kind of lime/berry scent profile to it. Very fruity smelling which I love Taste - has a light fruity taste that is delicious but unfortunately quite faint. But tastes of grapes/berry Smoke - thick white smoke that is actually quite smooth even though it is so dry. (I was expecting it to be very harsh, pleasant surprise) Ash - Salt n Pepper ash Buzz - The name makes sense now. About 5 minutes after smoking a spliff, the buzz created up on me and felt like it hit me with a 9 lb hammer lol. Nice and potent effete cone on strong once they do creep up. Left with a great couchlock and ultimately relaxed. I wasn't feeling any pain or stress/anxiety at all. I really had to fight to stay awake as my eyes continued to get heavy. I smoked it during the day otherwise I would have drifted off to a great nights sleep for sure. Very nice high. I've been smoking regularly for over 15 years now and this is a nice heavy hitter. Very happy so far with the first 2 strains I've tried out of the 8 or 9 I have here Quality 9/10 Value 10/10 (very fair @ $200/OZ)

Jan 21, 2020