TheChronFather

9 lb hammer | chronfather | early feb

/u/DenseJungleBoy

I tried a small amount to start earlier today and found it really nicely rounded off a pretty strong sativa high I had going on from the morning. I was still able to get stuff done because it's a clear headed high and in small amounts gives some physical relaxation. It offers an almost analgesic soothing effect in around your face and spreads out from there. I actually thought that the smoke had a numbing effect on my lips. I tried more now and it makes my eyes heavy for sure. I'm sure this a great nightcap with strong sedation. This one has little to none mind effects so if you need that your not going to get it. Someone else on here described this as having a celery like nose and I definitely agree. I find this woodsy as well. A different batch smelled like incense but this had less of that. Burns clean not as perfect as peyote cookies but mostly white ash. This was a little more dry than the others I will throw an Integra in there. Still terpy so not a problem. Really nice looking on par with peyote cookies. Burn ash 9/10 Bag appeal 9/10 Medicinal value 10/10 High / potency 8.5/10 Overall quality 9/10 Value 8.5/10

Feb 08, 2020

Gcg | chronfather | early feb

/u/DenseJungleBoy

I just tried it and I'm going up and up and up and it feels like it could go on forever. Potency and bag appeal are on point. If the peyote cookies had the fast onset uplifting high that this has it would be close to perfection. The terps on the pc are really nice. Imo the Gcg has the weakest terps of the four strains I got. They're still good and there but the other three are in your face. This Gcg is super sticky. Burns clean with salt and pepper ash. It's not the tastiest smoke but it's ok. This one is a gem because of the high. 10/10 potency 8/10 burn / ash 9/10 bag appeal 7.75 taste / terps 9/10 value Thanks TCF!

Feb 07, 2020

Peyote cookies | chronfather | early feb

/u/DenseJungleBoy

There's a bit of a backstory to this order which is worth sharing. Back in fall of last year I ordered two Oz from TCF, 9 lb hammer and jelly punch. They looked insane craziest bag appeal ever but burned black and smudgy with all the tell-tale signs of lack of flushing. I got in touch and he agreed with me upon sampling and proposed sending me an Oz of aaa gelato to make up for it. I didn't feel like I got my moneys worth but I was busy with life and let it be. I commented on some posts about other people's not so great experiences with him not out of spite but simply to share my story. TCF reached out immediately upon seeing this and was more than reasonable about making up for what happened. He reached out to me and made good on a bad batch from a while back, and to me this shows he's serious about his business. He could easily have ignored it and I may have never brought it up again. TCF won back a client 100%. He sent me another mixed ounce and I'm very happy. Ive read some poor characterizations of the guy running the show and I think he deserves better. He was not rude, he's just to the point, and he is fair and reasonable and understands that a bad burn is essentially a bad batch. The nose on everything is sooooo good! So many mom orders are faint and muted this stuff is in your face and I got small amounts. Peyote cookies is great, not the strongest potency but a great burn and phenomenal on all other aspects. Quality 9/10 Value 9/10

Feb 07, 2020

Peyote Cookies / The Chron Father/ February 2020

/u/MoonBudx

Some over the top couch lock kinda stuff. The kind that makes you go to sleep, and potentially not wake up. A beautiful aromatic pallette of earth coffee, mixed with vanilla bean and sweet twisted caramel. This one was an absolute stunner to look at with the tightly packed cookie texture and coated nugs. An absolute cerebral experience that sends the body to a dazed tingly sleep. Idk what to say. This stuff hits. Great job chron father. You did well. Value 10/10 quality 9.5/10

Feb 07, 2020

Peyote Cookies - The Chronfather - Feb 2020

/u/Leafs44

**Appearance 9.5/10** - Fantastic looking for sure. Loads of trichs and a rainbow of colour. Incredibly impressed with the look of this bud. Pretty sticky too. **Smell 9/10** - Smells of cookie dough and a hint of gas. It was real pungent when I opened the bag. Very happy with the smell. **Effects 8.8/10** - Heavy but not too crazy. It certainly improved my mood noticeably. Happy, unfocused indica is how I'd describe this. Its not too far behind the gassy pinks Im used to in terms of potency but also much more enjoyable to smoke. Burned white. **Value 7.5/10** - The oz was $200 I shouldn't have to pay $20 for shipping. Was pretty bummed about that. **Quality 9/10** - First order with TCF and Im impressed. He even gave me a cool black plastic container that I'll for sure use.

Feb 07, 2020

Purple God, Thechronfather, February 2020

/u/scooter1420

Some of the best stuff ive ever had! Super sticky, buds are so crystally they sparkle when you shine a flashlight on them. Bud colours range from dark purple to bright green, which gives it a really cool look. Smells like a very dank gods green crack but with way more kushiness (cant think of another word for it) but when smoked, it tastes sort of like the way it smells, but also has a strong tropical flavour to it as well. On the website it said this strain has a Hawaiian strain in it, so that could be where the tropical taste comes from. High is a nice blast to the body with a semi-couch lock sedation, but also leaves you feeling nice and hazy. Quality is a 10/10 and value at 2200 a p is definitely 10/10. Would give it an 11/10 for value if i could since it was cheaper cause i paid cash.

Feb 06, 2020

Tuna God-TheChronFather-Feb.5

/u/twentypastfour11

Quality- 8.5/10 AAAA listed as +AAA due to “black burn” when I smoked this batch of Tuna god it didn’t burn black but burned a dark grey so happy about that I’ve revived Quad strains that had a darker burn than this one did. Really nice bag appeal nice sized buds with lots of purple and crystal has a delicate fruity smell. Trim was spot on as always with Chronfather. Effects are deep relaxing but not exactly couch lock good for just watching tv or chilling out with a group. Value- 9/10 Paid $1000 for a 1/2 pound, personally don’t mind the dark grey ash and it was listed as having black burn so was a quad at a lower price.

Feb 05, 2020

9 Pound Hammer-TheChronFather-Feb5

/u/twentypastfour11

Quality 10/10 ChronFather kills it with this batch of 9 pound, the best looking bulk bag I’ve gotten so far. Has a really clean smell almost like celery. Smaller buds then usual with TCF but they honestly look so good it doesn’t matter. Burns white and smokes smooth leaving a really nice taste followed by couch lock this would be a really good strain with a good movie and no where to go. Value 9.5/10 even at $2300 a pound this is more then worth the money. Gave it a 9.5 instead of a 10 just because of the smaller buds but that’s just being picky. I would recommend everyone to TCF for quad bulk after this order alone.

Feb 05, 2020

Black Gas by Pesci- Thechronfather- feb 5 2020

/u/Hoondog1

Quality 8.5/10 smells like pine and gas, very sticky! burns clean is an enjoyable smoke. F Value 9/10 chronfather prices are probably the best I’ve seen for bulk.

Feb 05, 2020

Purple Moon AAAA | TheChronFather | Feb2020

/u/Amstadamn

This is my second order with TCF and I am very satisfied once again. I've never seen a mom so generous with the prime cola nugs. My entire order is choice cola nugs only, mostly 7gram+, some even 10grams+. Top shelf bag appeal, some nugs have large amounts of light purple hued across. This is very dense stuff with a great cure, its perfectly snappy without any over dryness. This strain has a strong skunky lemon smell paired with a strong skunky lemon taste, almost like a yellow lollipop. This offers a strong hazy head high with medium couchlock that creeps in a bit later, I guess you can label this a sativa hybrid. My previous qp order from TCF (peyote cookies) took 3 jars to put away, this stuff took 6 because of how big the nugs are and how much awkward space they take up in the jars. Value : 10 Quality : 9.5 Based on the pics online, I never would have guessed that this would be a banger AAAA. But its a banger and its definitely AAAA.

Feb 05, 2020