TheChronFather

Coffee Crisp Hash

shakenbake

- strong coffee flavour upfront, with a nice, creamy sweetness - subtle but smooth hash undertones, which doesn’t overpower the coffee flavour, just adds depth - effective, but not overwhelming, perfect for a mellow buzz without getting too couch-locked - it comes on slowly, but once they hit, you feel it in both the body and mind, great balance - the texture is a bit hard, which isn’t a huge deal, probably due to the weather, but it does make handling a little tricky - not the absolute best I’ve tried, but definitely worth picking up if you’re into flavourful, moderate-strength edibles

Feb 05, 2025

Rainbow Pack - thechronfather - january 2025

birdlover23

The buds are a bit on the leafy side and not as dense or well-trimmed as some other top-shelf strains. The colours are decent, with a mix of green and some light orange pistils, but nothing really stands out. There’s a decent dusting of trichomes, but overall, it’s not the most visually impressive flower I’ve seen. Although, I wasn't expecting the most. The effects can vary a little depending on the buds you get, but overall, it delivers a well-rounded high. The head buzz is uplifting and euphoric, providing a clear, creative energy without being overwhelming. There’s also a relaxing body stone, without making you too tired or sluggish. It’s a great strain for daytime use or social settings because it keeps you functional while still helping you unwind. The effects last for a solid amount of time and transition smoothly without any abrupt comedowns.

Jan 31, 2025

Sauce - Zookies / The Chron Father

soareyee__

Zookies - 50% Sativa / 50% Indica Rating 8.5/10 Appearance: It has a great saucy consistency that looks almost like honey but with a nice, deep amber hue. It has those little glistening crystals throughout. When I dabbed it, it melted smooth and clean, no mess, just pure sauce. Aroma: It’s got a heavy, gassy, earthy scent with some sweet, almost citrusy notes underneath. It’s pungent, but not overwhelming. The aroma sticks around for a while and leaves that nice, skunky undertone that I’m all about. Effects: This brings the heat! I felt that instant head buzz, very cerebral, making everything feel a bit more exciting and stimulating. It definitely kicked my creativity into high gear and made me feel talkative and sociable. There was also a mellow body relaxation that followed, so it wasn’t too racy or anxiety-inducing. A perfect balance for a good time. This had me in a great mood for a solid couple of hours. Definitely a choice for a fun and elevated evening.

Jan 29, 2025

Distillate Syringe - Tropic Thunder / The Chron Father

soareyee__

Tropic Thunder - 80% Sativa / 20% Indica Rating: 9/10 Appearance: It’s a beautiful, golden colour, almost translucent, and you can see it’s pure as hell. It has that smooth, clean consistency, not too runny, not too thick. When I loaded it into my vape pen, I could tell it was high quality—nice and clear, no weird residue or cloudiness. Aroma: As for the smell when it hits, that’s where things get interesting. The smoke has this tropical, citrusy vibe of I think pineapple and mango, but with a little earthy, piney twist to it. It wasn’t too overpowering, just a smooth, pleasant aroma that lingered a little but wasn’t in your face. Very clean smoke overall. Effects: Wow. The high comes on fast, like immediately after the first few puffs. It’s super uplifting, mentally stimulating, but not in a jittery way. I felt an immediate burst of creativity and energy, but I wasn’t buzzing around like a maniac. I was still relaxed and chill. It was the perfect balance between functional and euphoric. Definitely great for social hangouts or getting into a creative flow. My only slight knock is that it didn’t last quite as long as I hoped, but I was feeling great for a solid 2-3 hours.

Jan 27, 2025

Silver Haze AA

mellowfellow

Silver Haze AA 7.5/10 The buds look solid, nice, and dense. It has a good amount of trichomes that give it a frosty sheen if you put it under good lighting. For AA, it definitely doesn’t disappoint. The light green colour with those orange pistils looks pretty decent, and it breaks up nicely without being too dry. As for the effects, this one hit just right! The high started off with a nice cerebral buzz that gave me an uplifting and euphoric feeling. It was perfect for getting things done or just kicking back and enjoying the day. I felt a little more focused and social, which was a pleasant surprise. It didn’t leave me feeling overwhelmed at all, just a steady, smooth high that kept me in a good mood for a while.

Jan 27, 2025

Sherbet Cookies A

mellowfellow

Sherbet Cookies A 7/10 Honestly, I wasn't expecting much as it is a grade A flower. If you don't care about looks and if it just gets the job done then why not. I was totally surprised, the flavour was really smooth and balanced. It had light citrus notes with a little sweetness. The effects were also pretty impressive. even though it didn't last long, It gave me a nice, mellow high without making me feel too drowsy or spacey, just relaxed and uplifted. I’m glad I gave it a shot. Definitely didn’t expect to like it much. I'm going to order more to add it into edibles.

Jan 27, 2025

King Kong Mushrooms - thechronfather - january 2025

bluedreamz93

Looks = They do have that "king kong" size. They looked fresh and well-preserved, with no signs of degradation. Definitely a premium look to them. Taste = As with all mushrooms in my opinion, the taste wasn’t great, but these were a bit more earthy and bitter. Definitely not something I’d enjoy eating on its own, but it’s not unbearable if you wash it down with something. High = The effects were strong and came on pretty smoothly. I felt a nice, creative buzz and a gentle shift in perception, it wasn't super intense. It lasted a good few hours, and I felt a positive, uplifting mood throughout. The visuals were vivid and colourful. Definitely a good experience.

Jan 24, 2025

Sour Keys Candy 200mg THC - thechronfather - january 2025

bluedreamz93

Looks = Bright, bold colours and shape is spot on. Looks exactly like the original candies. Taste = These do have that sour kick, like the classic candy. The sour coating is tangy without being overwhelming, and the candy itself got a nice chew. Doesn't have that stale texture at all. The cannabis flavour is super subtle, so it doesn’t overpower the taste. High = 50mg per piece. I usually take 1 or 2 pieces, it gives a nice, strong effect without being too intense. It’s perfect for a relaxed, fun evening, or to get ready for bedtime.

Jan 24, 2025

Straight Goods 9g Triople Chamber Vape

shakenbake

- still testing and trying this vape, very intriguing - build is solid and feels premium - can easily switch between different strains, without reloading each time = convenience - hits are smooth and flavourful, and I did notice a nice difference between the chambers in terms of flavour profiles - battery life, I was expecting it to last a bit longer - bit on the bulky side, so it's not as discreet if you're looking for something portable and easy to carry around - high pricing

Jan 23, 2025

1Up Mushroom Tea - Blueberry Jam

shakenbake

- overall decent experience overall - sweet, fruity blueberry flavour that is easy to drink - "jam" aspect was subtle, but definitely there, giving the tea a slightly syrupy flavour - any mushroom taste was well masked - mild, positive shift in mood within 45 minutes - more relaxing and not overwhelmingly intense, felt more creative and open - effects didn't last long and more mellow feeling

Jan 23, 2025