SpeedGreens

SPEED GREENS REVIEW (Sweet Tooth, Zombie OG, Mataro Blue and more!)

Antimatter_Adam

SPEED GREENS https://imgur.com/Gfu6WPt Overall rating out of 10: 10 Sign Up: The sign up was fast and easy. Sign up with email and password, then all you need is a picture taken of you're ID that proves your of age sent to them through email to be approved. Ordering & Pricing: Ordering was extremely simple, just like any other M.O.M : fill out you're info and you are good to go. Some of there AAA and AAAA stuff is a little on the expensive side but in my opinion its WELL worth it. Speed greens does offer mix and match ounces ($129 AA: $176 AAA: $229) or if you're on a budget and looking for something a little cheaper then they have ounces for as low as $120. Communication: Communication was *SPECTACULAR*, they answered all questions in concerns in under 2 minutes, they have an active chat box that has people ready to respond 24/7, if all employees are busy answering other customers then your question will be saved and you are prompted to enter you're email for them to answer you when available, this happened to me 1 time and still, only 5 minutes and an employee was able to help me right away. Speed greens really set the bar for communication and customer service as i have had very bad customer experience with some of the M.O.M's out there, Speed greens really does care. Packaging: Unfortunately i was to excited to open up and smoke the contents of my parcel so i completely forgot to take a picture of the packaging but like other peoples reviews on speed greens packaging its SUPERIOR to most if not all M.O.M's , i haven't received a package so discreet and carefully assembled ever the first layer after the box was a vacuum sealed bag, then it comes in plastic pill bottles they also throw in the smaller Boveda moisture packs to keep everything fresh until the package gets to you. also each plastic bottle has some nice appealing cartoons or images to go along with the strain. Products / Photos: PLEASE NOTE: All strains are solely based off MY OPINION. Microscopic pictures were taken with a 60x microscope, microscopic pics might be a little blurry as it was hard to put a phone up to a lens. SWEET TOOTH: https://imgur.com/ZVkbXpm https://imgur.com/Tj7hXIp This strain was NUTS, it imminently bitch slapped me with citrus/candy smelling terpenes, i have never smelled anything like it, it was like cutting up a fresh grapefruit or opening a pack of sour nerds. The bud itself was very fresh and fluffy, the high was also incredible, it was a very nice head high which turned on a bit of creativity or wanting to listen to some music. the only negative effect i experienced was a dry mouth, so have lots of water nearby. 9/10 ZOMBIE OG: https://imgur.com/HiO4994 https://imgur.com/duWXSX8 This strain is very good for getting high and eating a whole bag of fuckin chips or forgetting where you put you're phone. it has a very strong mushroomy/ earthy and a hint of citrus smell and taste but i myself do like those smells in weed, a lot of people i know do not, however this strain gives you a case of the munchies and makes you're whole body feel nice and relaxed. very nice green and fluffy nugs almost looks like cartoon weed The only downside i noticed was very dry mouth/ eyes. 9/10 PURPLE SPACE COOKIES: https://imgur.com/xwBtrFv https://imgur.com/tsGGRWw This is one of my top 10 strains, every time i see it i have to pick some up, this strain was a little different from how im used to seeing it i do not know if its crossed with something different or maybe a slightly different genetic used when growing, but aside it was great, it smells like peanut butter, very earthy. it tastes very good in a bowl and will milk up super fast. very good for sleep and lack of appetite. Only bad thing was dry eyes 8/10 MATARO BLUE: https://imgur.com/KAwHELJ https://imgur.com/yG8hKoo This strain is a very good head high, right off the bat i had a little more energy this strain would be good before a workout or a wake and bake, very nice pungent terpy smell from this strain as well as a nice lemon taste when smoking. very nice dense nug with beautiful tricomes. only downside was a little increased heart rate and itchy eyes 8/10 SUNKISS CBD: https://imgur.com/uOP0Vr4 https://imgur.com/Y6O6z8e This strain was awesome very nice citrus smell mixed with some earthy flavors as well very good to smoke before work or school or if you do not want to get very high, this stuff is great for pain or just for a boost of energy. nice medium sized dense nugs with very orange hairs. had no downsides 9/10 ROMULAN: https://imgur.com/5o3Zz5h https://imgur.com/RUTgLcO This strain smelled like oranges and that nice sweaty terpene smell. one of the best highs out of the whole package it was weird because it didn't want to make me sleep but i could sleep if i had to , ya know? very great to get work done or chill out and play a video game. nice big dense nugs with bright orange hairs. no negative side effects 9/10 ROCKSTAR: (FREE 3.5) https://imgur.com/uOtmpPB https://imgur.com/1lEcPOc This one was free.....not going to complain but it certainly wasn't the best of the bunch made me a bit dizzy with a headache and had a weird taste, also didn't get me high. nice looking nugs though 5/10 Incentive for Customers: Right now if you sign up and order you get a complimentary 3.5 of rockstar on you're first order as well as 10% off Incentive for Review: I received romulan, mataro blue and sunkiss CBD for this review Notes: I tried to keep this review short and sweet but it was very hard when they did such a great job i couldn't leave out any of the wonderful details, Overall Speed greens has earned another returning customer, there costumer care was too good to pass up along with the awesome packaging and beautiful products and fast shipping, What more can you ask for from a M.O.M? speed greens killed it for my 1st order and i loved they're products they certainly care for they re customers and care about quality buds. keep up the great work speed greens!!!

Feb 09, 2019

AimOrDie's SpeedGreens Review

AimOrDie

Welcome to my second review of SpeedGreens which also happens to be the first time I've taken pictures with a microscope! Overall rating out of 10: 8/10 Sign Up: The same signup process as every other MOM, simple and quick. Ordering & Pricing: I generally prefer to purchase bulk, so I don't order from SpeedGreens very often, but I really enjoy their budder so I'll probably keep coming back for it. Communication: Communication is fine, there's nothing about their customer service as far as I've seen that stands out or makes me feel like they're different than other MOMs, Packaging: Super discreet packaging with no smell leakage. I always love the little containers with individual boveda packs. Products / Photos: Acapulco Gold I really enjoyed this strain. I've never tried Acapulco Gold before this, but I'd like to try some more in the future. Great sativa with a fantastic sweet smell. Well trimmed with a clean burn and a smooth exhale. Brightly colored buds with great bag appeal. Strong energetic high, very effective day time smoke. I'd rate this 8.5/10 (AAAA). Very enjoyable. https://i.imgur.com/6xf2ZQI.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/dUEGhxn.jpg Platinum Blackberry I also really enjoyed this strain. It's obviously a very different smoke when compared to the Acapulco Gold, but in my opinion it's easily just as good. Beautiful nugs with some incredible colors running through them, a strong berry flavor and a similar, fantastic taste. Strong indica high, I'm sure it'd put me right to bed if I had a lesser tolerance. I usually smoke a bowl or two of it at night, topped with some Death Bubba budder to help me sleep which definitely does the job. Night time use recommended. I'd also rate this strain as 8.5/10 (AAAA). Both of these strains were great. If SG had wholesale pricing I'd probably buy their flower more often. https://i.imgur.com/clKbCMB.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/7xTMw6o.jpg I also purchased 8 different grams of budder, and while I really enjoy it, I use budder as a bowl topper, or joint filler so it's pretty hard to give you a review of their effectiveness individually, or to grade them. Aside from showing pictures and commenting on the smell and consistency, I can't really do much reviewing. I will say that I enjoyed every one of them, and would order them each again. I've only tried budder from a couple different places, but SG is easily the best of them. Rockstar Very strong smell, light consistency that sticks to your fingers if touched barehanded. https://i.imgur.com/3vVtBNp.jpg Skywalker OG Not as strong of a smell, lighter color, but more of a hash-like consistency and shape than the rest. Weird to break up, but easy to tell it's very, very potent. https://i.imgur.com/G7GmG0c.jpg Duke Nukem Probably the strongest smell of the bunch. Very citrusy. Color was also fairly light, but nowhere near as light as the Skywalker. https://i.imgur.com/7PlF0Me.jpg Girl Scout Cookies Strong, extremely sweet smell. Harder than most of the other strains to break up, but it smoked well and the taste came through as a bowl topper pretty well. https://i.imgur.com/hgoYFP3.jpg Death Bubba My favorite of the bunch. I used it every night to help me sleep while I had it. Nice consistency, slightly darker color and strong tasting. https://i.imgur.com/9ga7aMV.jpg Space Cookies Similar to the Death Bubba, but not quite as good in my opinion. https://i.imgur.com/BqRtmGW.jpg Gorilla Glue Most of these were honeycomb-like, but this was easily the most honeycomb-like of the 8. Strong smell, nice consistency and light color. https://i.imgur.com/jWHR0e7.jpg Black Diamond This one was really odd. Much darker than the rest, pretty sticky instead of the crumbly texture the rest of them share, and harsh on the throat when used as a topper. The taste comes through pretty heavily, but it's not a taste that I really enjoyed. My least favorite of the bunch by a long shot, gave about half away to a friend. Wouldn't buy again given the other choices. https://i.imgur.com/7LW0lHd.jpg Incentive for Customers: There's a few different things as far as I know. Different freebies depending on spending amounts and such. Incentive for Review: I did not receive an incentive for this review. I just enjoy the budder. Notes: I like SpeedGreens, and they will likely be my go-to place for budder or other concentrates in the future. Thanks for reading! I hope the rest of 2019 goes great for all of you.

Feb 07, 2019

two playful strains from Speed Greens: Bruce Banner & Sour Patch Kids

thinkbach

the mom: SPEED GREENS a great site for buying great weed, do check them out. https://www.speedgreens.ca costs, shipping, service: Speed Greens deliver great weeds quickly and safely for a reasonable price. free shipping for 149 bucks, sign-up discount, sales, affiliate program, and responsive customer service. packaging: Speed Greens shines on packaging with plastic storage tubes and boveda packs. bonus are the labels: each plastic tube comes with a color drawing on the label along with the weed name and details. check out photos at bottom. why are the labels so cool? i like to imagine the fun pictures help to frame the high by priming user expectations. they also look great in the cupboard. overall: SpeedGreens is one of the best MOMs we’ve tried and we keep coming back. two playful strains: SOUR PATCH KIDS https://www.speedgreens.ca/product/sour-patch-kids-aaaa/ initial: flush to the head, mild raciness in chest, warm glow top half of body, some head pressure but it’s spread out with everything else. lot of head buzz, forehead heaviness around the eyes, chest tingles, thudding. feel blood pulse, but not aggressive. like it says on the Speed Greens site, it comes on all over, settles into relaxation, but keeps an alert side. it’s groovy. talking a lot with friends. just enough indica feel. appearance: big yummy candy-smelling buds. smooth smoke, fruity flavour, grape soda. smells dank, fruity. perceptual: bouncy, energetic. sense of relief. tingly in the face kind of like that sour response from the candy, all around the head. tickles, prickly, not a layer. mini pulse-waves or crackles of small sensations around the skull. very nice, bit goofy too. different than Bruce Banner, it’s not as much a focusing agent, more diffuse and playful. but the focus is there, the ability to sit and write, but it’s not a requirement. minor heaviness. mostly in the body. the initial rush settles into a nice body stone with clear vision and wakefulness. not a full-on lock, but nice to stay on the couch. all over fun feeling. focus: focus is there as needed. enables high-productivity sessions of fun work. wouldn’t want to ask this to make a boring time interesting, it would probably suggest i go for a walk, but for fun enjoyable work which benefits from diffuse-thinking moments, with an easy return to the main focus, this weed provides a positive lift to creative thinking. mood: a fun internal jumpiness mixed with a tingly body buzz negatives: there may be a risk of increasing anxiety levels and/or nausea one week in: will buy again for the focus mixed with playful body buzz comparison: compared to Bruce Banner this weed is a bit swingy, more inclined toward fantasizing or simply doing nothing but feeling dazed in a dreamy way, yet that same quality can mean getting lost in some high-focus work in a creative way conclusion: Sour Patch Kids is sweet candy. thank you, weed! BRUCE BANNER https://www.speedgreens.ca/product/bruce-banner-aaaa/ initial: came on strong. hit a bit harsh on the throat, even through a clean bong with fresh cold water. but it’s beautiful right away. a head buzz, like a layer all around the head. kind of like an outwardly expanding layer, like i was hulking out! this weed delivers a heavy comfortable focus. not too racy, more a steady ongoing get-outta-my-way. puts me in myself. steamroller do, do, do. but nice, not edgy. feel it in the head, face. numb all over for a few minutes, like i got novocained all over, then it settled into this steady bulgy focus feeling. i can go save the world! okay, maybe not, but i can definitely go to the gym. exhaling is nice. taste is nice, brown, berry, earthy. really earthy. smells earthy. visual: deep green, light green tips, rust-colored hairs. lime green mixed with deep green. nice nugs, fine crystals all over social: i prefer not to go out shopping if i’m stoned, but an hour after toking this i went out and chatted to several folks around the ‘hood. i noticed i was relaxed and easy-going. sometimes i’m overly emotional and chat too much. today i felt at ease around others, went about my day without too much projection, as i’m prone to do; didn’t worry too much about what people were thinking. sometimes i really obsess over that, so when a weed helps me to forget about it, i take notice. i would consider Bruce Banner for going into social situations, though i’d toke an hour or so beforehand. this would work well in fun social situations, but i expect it would work well in difficult situations. i’d also consider toking a bit before a business meeting in small doses. i would expect it to give me a comfortable social focus. meditation: i was surprised at how well Bruce Banner performed during meditation. it didn’t lead to any deep and dreamy dives, but qigong light and energy meditations got nice and floaty with oxygenation. that said, it was a meditation with a definite tension, very much in the body. some weeds in deep relaxation kick the mind into outer space; Bruce Banner held my mind firmly in the body in relaxed alert way. creativity: you could do math and science on this; or poetry, lit, philosophy, etc. on par with the best of weeds for that creative thing. mood: elevated, upbeat, go-get-it, smiley. comparison: compared to Acapulco Gold (https://www.speedgreens.ca/product/acapulco-gold-aaaa/), another very fine sativa which we’ve tried from Speed Greens, you could say Bruce Banner encloses you and carries you off on a secure ride, whereas the Gold asserts itself, turns you into mad max and sticks you on the front of a war boy vehicle. you got no choice! but the Bruce Banner is a bit more forgiving, gives me more control over my high; not as gripping, despite the nice hulk-out effect. alright, enough with the metaphors. time to shut up and smoke up! one week in: very familiar with this effect now of the oncoming brain-expanding opening flush followed by the steady hulk-like focus. no feelings of smash, just a blinking intense focus. you are focused. you are here. this is working. conclusion: i can imagine missing this when it’s gone. must buy again. thank you, weed! extra strain: GORILLA GLUE there is a 3.5g of Gorilla Glue in the photo of the package, but since i only smoke it at end of day when i’m already twacked, i’ve been a bit ill-equipped to notice the effects that stand out. the only super clear effect i pick up on is the body buzz. in this case it’s strong and good. i’m glad i have some in the house.

Feb 07, 2019

SpeedGreens First Order/second order

JohnathanDavis

SpeedGreens Overall rating: 7/10 Sign up: Easy sign up on the website followed by receiving an email quickly asking for ID in order place my first order Shipping/Pricing: Free shipping over $99 is pretty good and $15 flat rate is not bad. The price for bud seems fair; lower grade eigths go for $27-30 and the better/more expensive $32+. I only managed to get dabs on my haul, $30 shatter and budder. Communication: this is where my only issue is with them. They have an excellent customer support live chat on the site that will immediately get back to you. Although with my first order i did not use their recommended promo code for first time orders which would have entitled me to a free 1/8th of their bud. Live chat informed me that my next order i would receive the 1/8th as long as i used the promo code they originally recommended... I did so and when my second order from speedgreens arrived it did not include the freebie. Frustrated at this point and live chat informed that i would receive an email about the issue which took several hours to wait for... I tried arguing that it wasn't fair of them to do this to me when all i did was follow their instructions. They just told me they would include it in the next order??? And tossed an extra gram??? Doesnt feel like much of a compromise to me especially on their homepage they boast about customer satisfaction... Just sounded like they wanted to secure another order from me so they could enjoy more of my $$$ (product is great, customer service was not) Packaging: In a sealed box, then in a air sealed bag nice n discreet Products / Photos: 1 gram Death Bubba Shatter by Everest extracts 9/10 glass like (almost too clear as if it were too thin?) Excellent buzz smokes clean 1 gram Space Cookies honeycomb sugar budder 10/10 this stuff is amazing!!! Smells amazing, looks and breaks amazing i just cant say enough good about it. Short lived buzz but no complaints 15495156387291919006269543133969.jpg Incentive for Customers/review: 10% off first order, 10% off following order, $99+ orders receive free shipping Notes: Honestly a lovely new site for me to use now that a previous one had just raised there prices; its just unfortunate that i had to deal with that issue of never receiving a free 1/8th otherwise the product here is VERY exceptional. I may be back.

Feb 06, 2019

Speedgreens-AAAA Romulan-Jan ‘19

/u/bcbud78

Just a sample bud. Hits like a truck. Big head and body buzz and full on couch lock. Great full woody/pine fresh flavour. I had heard good things already about the strain and this one is fantastic.

Feb 04, 2019

Speedgreens -AA Rockstar - Jan ‘19

/u/bcbud78

There are for sure big nugs in the big bottle. Small bottle had more popcorn. I am super happy with the potency. Happy buzz in the head and full feels everywhere else.

Feb 03, 2019

Speedgreens-AA Rockstar-Jan 25

/u/bcbud78

After a few days with these buds ands it’s for sure hitting above it’s AA rating. A few large nugs are caked in orange hairs. And the potency is up there. So happy right now.

Feb 01, 2019

Platinum Girl Scout Cookies from Speedgreens - Jan 31 2019

/u/Metruis

Really love the colors in these ones. I liked the strain enough to re-order it, hits pretty hard. :D

Feb 01, 2019

Speedgreens - Alcapalo Gold, Platinum Blackberry, Platinum GSC

Keyll

While I also bought Citrique again at this time, I'm going to feature it separately against King Tut's AAA Citrique! More savage than I usually am, but hey... :D http://feedthemultiverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/speedgreens3.jpg Signup - ID required. They’re quick and online often, no worries. Package/shipping - A scent-free box containing a sealed opaque bag, in which was contained a sealed vacuum bag. Only once with was punctured was there any smell. The vacuum seal went a bit overboard, so almost all of the 4 bottles were indented. Either that or Canada Post had some really weird problems along the way, because the box exterior was pristine. Contains an invoice. Purchased on Friday; arrived Tuesday. While there appeared to be some delay in the shipping notification that made it appear as though it might not have been sent until Monday, that apparently didn’t matter. It’s here. Speed. Greenery. Perks for me - I received marijuana in the mail in exchange for my cash money. 100% purchased. No coupon. No gifts. I didn’t even warn them I was buying or reviewing. :) Perks for you - Free shipping over $99. Free gifts at certain price points–in fact, I believe I was $2 under the free gift threshold. new10 code for new customers. repeat10 code for second purchase. Periodically they have non-coupon sales for the rest of us unwashed stoner scumbags. Buds - I purchased more Platinum Girl Scout Cookies and Citrique, as I expressed the desire to do so in my previous reviews. As I have Citrique on the way from King Tut as well, I plan to do a FACEOFF so it will not be included in this review. I also elected to try two of the new AAAAs which have been well-reviewed by other reviewers on the forum: Alpacho Gold and Platinum Blackberry. Alcapalo Gold - 9/10 stars I’m working on one bowl in the vape and getting a notable sativa high. I bow to its powers. I was like “ehhh you’re an ugly lil nug aren’t you” when I weighed it out and was super unimpressed by its lumpy weirdness. Now what a lesson in not judging a book by its cover indeed. For the record, I’m the heaviest user among my friends, and I use concentrates on most days. My consumption doesn’t come anywhere near that of some of you incredible smokers, you, fiends. But it’s still high enough that I don’t expect to get this kind of a rush from a smaller amount of flower alone in a vape. I would buy this strain again and if I didn’t have two other orders of weed in transit for the next month, I would buy it right now. It is fiendishly potent, no matter how ugly it looks on the outside. Don't judge this book by its cover. Platinum Blackberry - 6/10 Interesting nose; it is definitely blackberry forward. However, ground up, the smell quickly dissipates, leaving me a bit underwhelmed. They’re saying quad, but I’m getting more AAA vibes off this one. The vapor is reasonably smooth and to be fair, it tastes great. Pair it with a cocktail, pair it with a large bowl of healthy snacks… pair it with you going to bed. Plus it was underweight and had a notable amount of shake in the bottom of the bottle. I wanted to give it a try, but it’s not comparable to Black Roses from my previous order. For the high, it took me 3 bowls to get a proper indica couchlock going on, and indeed it served as promised, gluing my limbs to the couch and running my brain down to a halt. I’ve been pretty energetic today and it did bring me down. This is obviously desirable for some people who use cannabis, I am not one of those people. Not a re-buy for me, but I recommend it if that’s your game. Platinum Girl Scout Cookies - 8/10 This is a re-buy for me, because I went through my first quarter and realized I kept reaching for it and being disappointed I didn’t have it. This is a restock, but it’s almost identical to the first batch I received in everything but nugger size. These are some proper nuggets of marijuana, fresh and springy, perhaps a little too fresh for some people’s use preferences. It burns perfectly in a joint, however. While its flavor is SHOCKING in the vape, in a joint it is smooth as silk with a sour note and this sort of trail of uncooked rhubarb, it’s really something else. Burns white too, so that’s a plus. I can confidently recommend it as quality smoke. It does tend to make my friends cough, it has a weird sort of sourness to it and a lot of that pepper flavor some people associate with Girl Scout lineage. I grew attached to it and couldn't resist ordering some again on the restock. Gotta say, both of the Platinum strains are absolutely beautiful in their coloration. Wonderful bag appeal, as they say. Stay tuned for the Citrique Showdown! (and the review of the rest of the King's stuff)

Feb 01, 2019

Gorilla Glue #4 - SpeedGreens - January

/u/YorkOfTheEast

It's great actually. Little nugs covered in resin. Can really smell and taste the diesel. Taste is great and leaves a nice, almost bitter, chocolately after taste. Instantly felt it in my head, then it spreads like butter all over you. Couch lock is high - thank god I had a couple seasons of The Office, lol.

Feb 01, 2019