OneTwoTreez

Grease Monkey - Onetwotreez - April 2023

/u/Rayumi

Scent - The terps that come off these buds are just insane. Tons of diesel and gas fumes right off the bat. It offends your nose. Under the fumes of gas there is a bit of a earthy undertone. The smell lingers. Visual - They came all stuck together it's super sticky. The buds are firm with a bit of a squish and goes back into place. A nice shade of green bud for the most part and long vibrant orange hairs. On top of everything there is a generous coating of trichromes on every part of the bud. Smoke/burn - mostly white ash with some grey in it. It was a great cure. It was light and smooth. Almost felt like nothing. Exhale - an extremely gassy and diesel exhale. The smell lingers in your nose. Effects - a knock you out potency. By the end I had my eyes closed. I could feel everything weighing down more and more and felt like it didn't stop over a 2 hour span. It's semi sedating but 100% couch lock. Felt like a couch potato and watched some shows after as thats all I could do. Took away all body aches and pains. This is perfect for lazy days or nighttime.

Apr 19, 2023

Zkittles Diamonds - Onetwotreez - April 2023

/u/Rayumi

Scent - has no smell to it. It's quite crazy to have thcA as pure as this. Visual - just a pure white rock. A bit of dusting. Looks pretty intense. Smoke/burn - the residue itself in the banger was clear and was easy to clean with just cotton swabs. It was light and smooth. Exhale - had a bit of a sweet exhale but barely like an essence of sweetness. Effects - an intense initial rush to the whole head. Made my eyes close for a good bit. After the initial rush it does lean out into a moderate high which reminds me of a more refined distillate high where it's just an intense amount of thc. The body high was just a light floaty high. I love mixing this with sauces to add a combo punch to the overall experience. This is perfect for anytime during the day any night.

Apr 18, 2023

Grease Monkey * One Two Treez * April

/u/bos420

Strain - Grease Monkey (Gorilla Glue #4 x Cookies & Cream) Smalls Visual/Texture - compiled of spade shaped, fresh feeling smaller sized buds. Soft greasy feeling density, having a spongelike texture springing back to original form. Sharing shades of bright lime with an accompanying light lavender, with medium emerald green undertones. Lengthy fiery orange hairs branching off the nugs, which are coated by a thick layer of sugary trichomes  Scent/Burn - emitting a twisted up stench that unites sweet with bold in a mutual collaboration. Smelling of sweet diesel skunk, with a nutty vanilla fragrance, surrounded with a faint earthiness. Moving from nose to smoke in a flawless transition carrying those profiles over to each puff. Taking in puffs of gassy diesel skunk, with a sweet nutty vanilla flavoring, along with earthy hints. Exhaling out to a pungent earthy fuel, with a sweet vanilla nutty back end. Greasing with a ring of oil, while burning off a salt & peppered ash High/Effects - Grease Monkey is an indica guided hybrid (70/30) which doesn't take long before the high approaches. Supplying a head  clouded by a haze, heavy eyelids, experiencing strong waves of euphoria. The elevated mood staying intact while a feeling of relaxation hits the body, providing a temporary relief to any existing pain. More of a later day or evening time blaze, all around bringing on feelings of contention

Apr 09, 2023

Purple Space Cookies * One Two Treez * April

/u/bos420

Strain - Purple Space Cookies Diamonds Texture/Visual - several visually appealing diamond chunks coming sealed up inside a twist top plastic case. Translucent glass like appearance on these crystals, sparkly while casting clear clean sections. Easy to scoop up with the rock hard formations, broken apart without any issue Smoke - faintly scented with first approach, having the terpenes coming to life once combusting these chunks of shiny diamonds. Hitting flavorful hoots that being on a sweetened citrus dough, along with a sour grape taste. Those sweet flavors are left lingering behind for a prolonged length of time post release Potency/Effects - these Purple Space Cookies Diamonds coming on quick with some fast acting effects. An increasing pressure builds up directly behind the sockets gaining a mood elevation that's received from the influx of uplifting euphoria. A relieving sensation of  calmness being experienced over the bodies entirety, which slowly turns to feelings of deep relaxation, with a finish that's quite sedating. These cranked up crystals are a perfect addition to any session later day or evening

Apr 08, 2023

Clementine - One Two treez - April 2023

/u/Blockboxx

This is one of the first strain that I smoked and I highly recommend this for beginner. It's a very light strain that give a bit of energy rush and make me more focused. I used to have trouble focusing until I tried this strain and found out it helped me a lot. It's also quite easy to smoke too since it isn't have too much "kush" smell to it but more of a sweet and citrusy. Mellow high and uplifting so you can do chores or study while still being very happy.

Apr 08, 2023

Pink Gas Mask - One Two treez - April 2023

/u/Blockboxx

I bought hafl oz however the nugs are a bit small unfortunately. At least it does look similar to what they show on site and it's quite beautiful (minus being small) with all the purple on this one. When I smell it does smell like gas and skunk, also I found there's a really faint smell of berry or flower to it but it's really hard to notice unless you start pressing into the buds. I feel really happy when smoking this one and it does bring me into a very good loving mood ❤. It always start with a sharp cerebral buzz at first before traveling my body it just feel so good.

Apr 08, 2023

MAC1 * One Two Treez * March

/u/bos420

Strain - MAC1 Live Resin Texture/Visual - appearing visually clean while being stationed inside a thread topped mini plastic jar. This live resin having a wet reflective shine, and colored by a golden amber tone. Soft fresh and simple to scoop up, coming in a few sizable slabs, smoothly textured with a light grainy feel, while adding a little warmth becoming easy to manipulate Smoke - those intensified terpenes truly becoming present once being hit with some heat. Taking in hits that are smooth while being flavored with sweetened rich sour citrus herb. Released out to a herbal spice with a lingering sour zest continuing to  remain present post exhale Potency/Effects - this MAC1 Live Resin has  its effects being fealt a couple hits in. Providing an initial uplifting sensation that's both elevating, as well as mood heightening. Slowly a sense of calming relief takes over, becoming more relaxing with the progression of the high, ending with a mild sedation. This can be moderated for sessions during the day, although proving more beneficial for evening consumption

Apr 05, 2023

Vanilla Runtz * One Two Treez * March

/u/bos420

Strain - Vanilla Runtz (Kashmir x Afghani) Smalls Visual/Texture - fresh feeling smaller sized buds shaped by round spade structures. A spongelike squeezable density, springing back to form, retaining a stickiness all the way throughout. Nice shades of emerald green taking on the majority of the coloring, accented by vibrant violet undertones, and darker forest hues. Showing a healthy presentation of copper pistils, drenched by a solid coverage of sugar glistening trichomes Scent/Burn - a large volume of terpenes coming from these small statured nugs. Wafting loud scents of pungent sweet vanilla skunk, followed up with earthy citrus notes. Each hit bringing on a sweetened vanilla skunkiness, and a citrus earthiness. Exhaled out as a sweet earthy flavor, leaving behind faint hints of vanilla. Smooth pulls over the entire sessions causing a lighter grey peppered ash, with an oil ring emerging after a few tokes High/Effects - Vanilla Runtz is perfectly split down the middle (50/50) feeling the evenly distributed effects backed by a stone that doesn't take long to unfold. An increase of pressure starting between the eyes, while receiving waves of elevated euphoria. An uplifted mood following along over the length of the high, as a subtle relaxing feeling slowly increasing while easing over the body, providing more relief the longer the stone wears on. A very flexible strain to light up during any time of day

Apr 03, 2023

Ice Cream Cake Budder * One Two Treez * March

/u/bos420

Strain - Ice Cream Cake Budder Texture/Visual - sealed in a threaded plastic jar  with a twist off lid, packed inside a custom mini mylar. Already receiving subtle hints of terpenes upon cap removal. Hardened formations that become malleable once adding some warmth, and crumbling off the original structures with little effort. Visually with a sharp colored appearance thats a clean golden brownish yellow, having a sponge looking Smoke - these terpenes truly coming to life when being introduced to a heat source. Drawing in tasty pulls of sweetened cream accompanied by a sour doughy citrus which holds a continued lingering presence for quite some time after being released Potency/Effects - Ice Cream Cake Budder  initially provides a sensation of uplifting enlightenment, while a pressure that slowly build up between the eyes. There's a heavy influx of elevating euphoria, leaving you content yet full of bliss, having the days issues fade away with each hit taken. Relaxation slowly settles over the body, leaving just enough gas in the tank to remain somewhat productive if needed, while stimulating up an appetite. This tasty ICC Budder is best served later in the day or entering the evening

Mar 29, 2023

Rolling Stones * One Two Treez * March

/u/bos420

Strain - Rolling Stones Hash Texture/Visual - beautifully colored hash having a visually dark brown almost black surrounding appearance, stretched and torn open to reveal a lighter brown caramel tone. Very pliable puddy like consistency, easily manipulated to any shape especially with the assistance any heat source conveniently re-formed to suite whichever smoking method chosen Taste/Flavor - drawing in smooth hauls that have a taste consistent of sweet pine, with a herbal earthiness, and an existing touch of spicy coffee. Once combusted cleanly creating  a light greyish white ash, and requiring minimal flame action keeping a consistent cherry intact when smoked by itself Potency/Effects - this Rolling Stones Hash brings on a mellowing high, that slowly spreads a warm relieving sensation that stretches over the bodies entirety, while experiencing relaxing effects throughout. Providing a mood increasing euphoria that reduces anxiety, accompanied by a clear head of sharpened focus. This tasty hash is a great option whether consumed day or evening, providing an overall feeling of laid back contentment

Mar 28, 2023