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Wedding Cake - Greenland Botanicals - December 2021

/u/Rayumi

Scent - a sweet & sour cakey aroma. Not super loud but it's its still has a good scent Visual - dense buds. Some dark green with mostly light green. Orange hairs. Stacked with trichromes as all the strains from them were. The visual appeal game is on point with all the ones I received. Smoke/burn - burns white ash and is smooth and light. Exhale - a slight cakey of taste. More of a sour exhale. Effects - a light effect where I smoked 3 joints back to back and had a moderate buzz. It's not super strong but it's a really enjoyable smoke. Got me grooving with music and had a great time. Not super strong but it's a really social weed got me talking and laughing a lot. Good for daytime use.

Dec 31, 2021

Garlic Breath - Greenland Botanicals - December 2021

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Scent - honestly reminds me of actually bad breath lingering. Super Sour and meaty tons of spices. Super dank! Holy Visual - longer buds. Clusters of orange hairs. Dark greens with lights greens. Completely stacked for trichomes. Really nice looking. Smoke/burn - burns mostly white with some black specs. Pretty moderate heaviness and is still smooth. Exhale - tastes like meaty sour spiced breath. Super unique for this strain. Effect - I couldn't really do much on this one I felt like a zombie. I smoked it and just stared off into existence for like 20min. Got me Completely blasted in the head. Not super sedating or heavy just the mind numbing part was excellent. A nice light body high giving you relief of some pain. Good for afternoon where you don't got much to do. Not nighttime and it's not sedating for me personally but more of a day break. This just frys your brain.

Dec 31, 2021

Guava - Greenland Botanicals - December 2021

/u/Rayumi

Scent - has a fruity cheesey aroma. Honestly smells almost exactly like guava. Really terpy. Visual - tons of dark hues making purples and blacks. Green bud underneath. Tons of trichomes. Faded out orange hairs. Some of the buds have foxtailing and it's super cool. Smoke/burn - burns white ash and is light and smooth. Exhale - a sweet tart fruity tropical guava with cheese. The smell translated perfectly. Effects - a nice moderate chilled relax high where you aren't sedated but it's a nice deep down high where you can sink in the couch but fully awake and enjoying the ride as well. Really nice overall. This is perfect for all day use.

Dec 31, 2021

Bud Salad - Greenland Botanicals - December 2021

/u/Rayumi

Scent - has a very pleasant pine and nutty aroma has a bit of a sweet earthy funkness to it as well. Visual - some deep purples and blacks to go with the bright greens and vibrant orange hairs. Completely decked out in trichomes. Can't really get more covered then this. Smoke/burn - burns white ash and is light and smooth. Really enjoyable toke Exhale - a nutty pine earthy exhale. Effects - a pretty heavy strain for me. Hit me instantly underneath the eyes and gave me a nice heavy stoned feeling all over. All body pain went away and the body buzz was top notch for this one. I'm really impressed with the effects. Hits almost like a dab for me out a bong. (Half gram bowls). Got me zoniked. Definitely afternoon and nighttime use.

Dec 31, 2021

Pink Goo (Nala Pharms) - Sourced by Greenland Botanicals - December 2021

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Pink Goo Cultivated by : @nalapharms Sourced by : @greenlandbotanicalsofficial Arriving as dense, greasy, slightly fox tailed buds, sticky to the touch and coated in resin filled trichome heads. Beautiful cure on them as well with a snappy texture and excellent moisture level. Colours are a mix of dark and light greens with hints of purple and spritely orange pistils spread about. A real defined kushy nose to this Pink Goo that is a mix of sweet earth, skunk, and gas, growing stronger and richer after it's been ground up. Accurately translates to the taste with a smoke that is sweet but dank and gassy with those customary pink kush flavours coming through. Burns very resinous with a clean white ash to follow, making it an effortlessly smooth smoke from inhale to exhale. Heavy handed indica dominant stone with potent and long lasting effects. Immediately felt any tension or stress subside as I melted into the fabric of the couch like a lost remote control. Definitely puts a significant hamper on productivity as it's super spaced out, relaxed, and potentially sedative. Great choice for a sleep aid.

Dec 30, 2021

Garlic Breath - Greenland Botanicals - December 2021

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Garlic Breath Genetics : GMO x Mendo Breath f2 Bred by : Thug Pug Genetics Sourced by : @greenlandbotanicalsofficial One of my favourite Thug Pug creations between GMO & Mendo Breath f2. Buds are extremely easy on the eyes. From the structure and colours to the impressive amount of full undisturbed trichomes and careful trim. Cure is also on point as the buds have a perfect firmness and snappiness to them while remaining nice and sticky. Certainly an accurately funky nose on this Garlic Breath, smelling of fuel, spice, and bad breath. Actually brought back memories of another Thug Pug strain, Halitosis Breath. Definitely worthy of the name it bears as it's pungent and in your face. The terps translate to taste quite emphatically in the same dank fashion, delivering a spicy, peppery, chemmy funk. Joints res up quickly to a thick oil ring while producing a salt and pepper ash. I'm always prepared to be wowed by a GMO cross in terms of potency and once again I wasn't disappointed. Straight to the dome it goes in a powerful manner, leaving me with a floating, spaced out head high minutes into a session. It's soon met with a potent physical buzz that provides a heavy sense of relaxation paired with a carefree couch lock. Ideal for a late afternoon or evening smoke to effectively wind down with and a great example of the strain.

Dec 27, 2021

Greasy Runtz - Greenland Botanicals - December 2021

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Greasy Runtz Genetics : Grease Monkey x Runtz Sourced : @greenlandbotanicalsofficial Bred by : @exoticgenetix_mike Light green and purple streaked nugs covered in a generous dusting of frost and arriving on the small to medium size. Semi dense to the touch with a slightly sticky texture, feeling the trichomes rubbing off on the fingers. Certain buds look a little larfy and leafy but overall not too bad. Been really enjoying the intricate terpene profile on this Greasy Runtz. Found certain buds to produce a citrusy, spicy, rubbery funk while others brought on more of a creamy, citrusy, candy like smell. Had me guessing what I was going to get everytime. The flavour on the smoke is delicious as well, delivering a creamy, citrus, cakey taste paired with that same rubbery funk found in the nose. Joints grease up quickly and form a large oil ring while burning to a salt & pepper ash. Potency is up there without a doubt as per usual with these genetics. A strong mix of euphoric heady effects that are spacey and zoned out combined with a heavy relaxation that grows into a soothing couch lock. It can be potentially sedating too, especially later into the day. (not the best lighting outside for pictures, it was a little cooler than I'd like!)

Dec 26, 2021

Mitten Cake Batter - Greenland Botanicals - December - Incentivized Review

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Mitten Cake Batter from Greenland Botanicals Indica Dominant Hybrid Cross: Wedding Cake x Kush Mints Nose: The nose was very sugary sweet with a creaminess. It was like a dark brown sugar smell with some of the minty kush in behind. It was very pleasant. Stickiness/Moisture: The moisture level was awesome, and it was a very sticky. Taste: It wasn’t as pungent as the nose, but it still had that brown sugary sweetness and the spicy, minty kush. It didn’t have a punchy taste and it was more rounded and with a rich flavour. Burn: The burn was great! The ash was a tiny bit salt and peppery, but it gave lots of smoke and it burnt slow. Potency/Effects: It had a bit of a punch to it, and it built up right away into a good potency level for me. It was relaxing and it gave me that weighed down effect. My eyes were soon heavy, and time seemed to slow down a bit. It would be good for evening and nighttime. You can watch the video review: On Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiRLXFbOqqk&t=83s Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CXmFssbjYP9/

Dec 17, 2021

Pink Goo - Greenland Botanicals - December - Incentivized Review

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Pink Goo from Greenland Botanicals Indica Dominant Hybrid Cross: Pink Kush x Afghan Goo (AKA Afgoo) Grower: Nala Farms Nose: The nose was gassy with sweet pine. The smell was very pleasant and pungent. Stickiness/Moisture: The moisture level was awesome, and it was a very sticky. Taste: It had tons of flavour! I got lots of the gas and sweet pine along with some woody skunkyness. It was very nice. Burn: The burn was great! The ash was light and clingy, it gave lots of smoke and it burnt slow. Potency/Effects: It had a good hit to it, and it had a great potency level for me. It would be good for nighttime as it was very relaxing, and it slowed things down for me. It had an all-over heavy buzz that lasted a long time. You can watch the video review: On Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R\_H3Y6qjYn8 Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CXg2shRDNjt/

Dec 16, 2021

Pink Goo * Greenland Botanicals * December

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Strain - Pink Goo (Grandaddy Purple x Grape Ape x Northern Lights #5) by Nala Pharms Vistual/Texture - spear shaped buds of medium sizes, light sponginess, sharing an exterior feeling slightly crisp with a sticky greasiness. Cracking into these nugs, exposing an interior cladded by a fresh, resin lining. Sporting some solid bag appeal, covered by shades of olive green, portions of medium emerald hues, and highlighted by deep dark rich vibrant purple patches seeping through. Rusty copper colored pistils evenly distributed throughout the structure, and caked up by a thick layer of milky white trichomes Scent - the scent that is being cast off is equally as appealing as the visuals these nuggets give off. Potent terpenes pouring off from this strain, only becoming more powerful after the grind. A loud emergence of floral herbs, with notes of sweetened grape berries, and catching minor wafts of coffee amongst the fumes Smoke - as you're smoking the produced ash being lighter grey in coloring with minor pepper specks, and conjuring a resinous ring of grease. Following suit, mirroring the smell over to smoke, drawing in hoots fueled up by a herbal floral pairing, follewed up by pungent grape sweet fruit berry flavoring, and a sour woodiness. Moving over to a spicy, cedar taste with strong presence remaining of sweetened herbal berries continuing to be painted to the palate for some time post exhale High - the trio of genetics involved in creating the  lineage behind Pink Goo, a hybrid (80/20) mostly built up by its indica dominating presence. Feelings of euphoria fill your dome, as you feel any stress fade away, being replaced by happy thoughts, and heavy eyes. Sparking motivation briefly providing an energetic boost, which shortly after shifting focus over to the body, washing a calmining sense of relaxation over you. Better reserved for after task completion, or evening time sessions

Dec 07, 2021