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Wedding Crasher / Ez Weed Online / 2020

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Product came in a shipment box containing a sealed bag with each strain personally packed in a nicely labeled bag with the mom name and strain name! Looks; This strain really shined bright with nice orange very hairy pistols on dense tight buds. Nice hints of blues and purples and even blacks that hide almost all green. Very white sugar coated in crystal. Super purple when ground up. Scent; Very pinkish with tones of vanilla making it a sweet creamy scent. Having hidden tones of skunky dankness. Very complex when we broke it open it smelt of spice and citrus kinda like a christmas candle. When ground up it smells very fresh and piney. Smoke and taste; Very candy sweet, like cherry key lime mixed with grapes. nice large smooth milky hits from the bong. Has the taste of eating fresh berries. Terp profiles were very strong. This strain tasted better than it smelt which didn't seem possible. Effects gave us a nice clean head high, that left us clear minded and felt really nice for a day out on the town. One of the better sativas I've experienced personally. It woke me up/helped keep me wide eyed and bushy tailed. Q= 8/10 V= 9/10 \*Would be rated higher as smoke was great but one bud had 5 mature seeds in it.\*

Aug 20, 2020

Gelato 45- Ezweedonline- June 2020

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Extremely dark purple backgrounds with some streaks of forest greens helped to set the scene for the thick fiery orange pistils to really pop on these buds. Really dense with an obvious hand trim; the stout based buds taper off into thin tipped ends. Copious amount of resin sugar the bud’s exterior, with an abundant amount of visible short milky and amber trichome heads in every crevice. The smell took my two days to pin down. It is as enjoyable as it is complex with sweet, creamy, and sour notes mingling in your nostrils after every whiff. Burn was very even burning in a joint ending in white ash. Instantly after smoking you notice a subtle pressure behind the eyes; suddenly changing into an immense weight as your eyes feel the need to squint. Soon after it was impossible to conceal the fact that your eyes were completely glazed over. This buzz was very comforting as the body load settled in the chest; with warmth and relaxation emanating to the rest of the limbs. Another strain suited for coaxing yourself to enjoy the moment and relax. For me this also several bouts of laughing intermittently over the next two hours with a smile plastered to my face. Absolute joy to smoke.

Jun 18, 2020

Sundae Driver- Ezweedonline (Pacificanna)- June 2020

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The fluffy Christmas tree looking buds appear whitewashed green due to the generous frosty coating of resin. As you look closer the densely packed trichomes are a mix of clear, cloudy and amber heads. As I broke down the hand trimmed nugs you notice the overwhelming density, despite their fluffy appearance. Sundae Driver is a hybrid strain crossed between Fruity Pebbles OG and Grape Pie which released a mild sweet, creamy and chocolatey aroma. The taste was much more prominent then the smell with bright, herbal and creamy flavors. A smooth smoke that was surprisingly full.  I found cerebral effects hit me on the top of the head quickly with euphoria followed by an almost buzzing behind the eyes. My head was in the clouds and I was buzzing for the first 30 minutes until I rapidly settled into a calm and clear mindset. Another Sativa dominant hybrid you could smoke anytime but would shine prior to physical activities that would assist in burning off some of the excess energy.

Jun 16, 2020

Blue Dream Live Resin- Ezweedonline- June 2020

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Feel like I’ve been trying out a lot of blue dream products lately but it’s one strain I won’t be getting tired of quickly. The most notable characteristic of this strain is always the terpene profile which in this case hit with heavy notes of berry and pine with some mild floral aromas to follow. The product was found to be in two “patties” of pale yellow, wet looking crystals. As you broke it apart the concentrate continued to stick back together to any smaller portions nearby which made scooping a dab fairly simple. Melt was clean with very little residue left behind, giving off an uber smooth smoke. The smoke retained a lot of the flavor noticed in the smell with fruity and creamy notes at the forefront. The buzz was initially started off with a bit of a buzzy head high; however, within half an hour it mainly became an enjoyable and mellow body high.  Nice smooth smoke, solid flavor and calm vibes have me using this as an anytime smoke throughout the day. For me, an after-work option to destress but still be productive. 

Jun 16, 2020

Spaceberries Diamonds- Ezweedonline- June 2020

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One…Massive…Diamond. That’s the first and only thing you see upon opening the jar. (Or it would have been if I didn’t break it apart as I messed with the jar early on…..)  The clear and translucent “rocks” had rough and jagged edges which reflected and refracted the light as I photographed it. Pretty stunning to look at.  There was no apparent smell as I opened or inspect the jar more closely; however, this would be expected with pure THCA. Collecting a chunk was fun as you needed to chip away at the larger pieces to collect a respectably sized portion. Like the smell; there wasn’t any obvious flavor; however, I did find some faint sour notes. Fluffy, light and airy clouds of smoke were astonishingly smooth; as I nearly had to double check whether I was exhaling smoke. The high was incredibly strong as I realized too late that I was possibly too ambitious with the size of my first dab. Immediate headrush with a buzzy feeling felt behind the eyes making it difficult to collect my thoughts. Soon after I was bolting around the house in an attempt to keep my mind distracted. Another product I felt the need to be active; with the outdoors being a great outlet to allow the high to settle into a calmer and more relaxing groove. Amateur smokers would need to approach with caution as the effects were mindbogglingly strong.

Jun 16, 2020

Vancity Death- Ezweedonline- June 2020

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Buds arrived with yet another perfect cure. The dark forest green backgrounds were speckled with miniature yet numerous deep purple spots on the tips of the calyx and sugar leaves. The exterior of the bud was encrusted with short thin trichomes with clear and milky heads. This made the bud feel hard yet  not brittle on the outside; and incredibly sticky on the inside. This stickiness made rolling a joint a breeze; as every busted crumb instantly collected back together. The smell was obvious and pungent gas with some sour fumes following soon after. The smoke was impressive with uber smooth but incredibly dense smoke that filled the entirety of the lungs; creating a sensation like your lungs were getting pulled out on exhale. Burned slowly with a pure white ash forming a thick ring of resin after the first few tokes.  The buzz itself initially crept up on me as it started with as mild pressure behind the eyes. After 15 minutes this transitioned into an overwhelming body high as well as an inability to keep my eyes open. Not that my eyelids were heavy but its as if I needed to squint to continue to function. Incredibly satisfying and potent smoke that later had me passed out 2 hours later. Such a heavy hitter can be used as the perfect tool to shut down your brain and body down at the end of the day for a restful evening.

Jun 14, 2020

Double Tangie Banana- Ezweedonline (Mr. nice)- June 2020

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Double Tangie Banana is as a cross of Tangie x Banana Sherbert. The smell is the absolute highlight as my nose was hammered by sharp and distinct citrus typical with Tangie strains. This smell, however, was elevated further by sweet and creamy notes I could equate to vanilla ice-cream. At first glance, the stocky and dense triangular bud was defined by bright green backgrounds and fat deep orange pistils. As you peered inside some of the crevices of the buds you could easily see a significant amount of complete trichomes. Upon closer look these were mainly clear and milky with the occasional amber head. The cure on the bud was again perfect, as well as dense with a noticeably sticky exterior. The smoke was smooth and highlighted by mouth-watering citrus notes; with less prominent creamy flavors on exhale. Joint burned well with a fluffy light grey ash. The strain is a definite Sativa leaning hybrid with the effects being felt at the head and shoulders with euphoric, light and relaxed feelings slowly hitting other areas of the body.  Had an initial 5 minutes of fluttering in the chest but generally the whole experience had me feeling clear headed yet relaxed. Double Tangie Banana is geared towards a daytime strain but could likely be an anytime smoke.

Jun 14, 2020

EzWeedOnline Review (Flower & Concentrates) - June 2020

Thechronickid00

Double Tangie Banana https://i.imgur.com/ftcZmNu.jpg https://i.imgur.com/CLB2oPz.jpg From : ezweedonline Outsourced by : mrnicecanada Genetics : Tangie × Banana Sherbert This Double Tangie Banana outsourced by Mr.Nice is a tasty cross of Tangie and Banana Sherbert. Vibrant light green in colour with wavy orange pistils scattered about. Quite dense too with a moderately sticky texture that grinds up perfectly and rolls itself in a joint. Also boasts a great cure as the buds come off the stem with a crisp snap. Cracking a nug apart reveals a generous amount of resinous, milky trichome heads. The terp profile stays true to it's name and unlike the previous Double Tangie Banana I had elsewhere that was very disappointing, this one delivers, and then some. Zesty aromas and flavours of sweet, citrusy tangie, followed by subtle undertones of banana candy. Very pleasant tasting and easy on the lungs, providing a smooth, clean smoke with a light burning ash. An extremely uplifted and upbeat sativa hybrid that is no slouch in the potency department either. Hits quickly and effectively, feeling it right behind the eyes and forehead. It's also not the type to bring on paranoia or anxiety, but instead is very euphoric and dreamy while remaining in a relaxed state. Great overall strain but especially stands out during the day. White Death https://i.imgur.com/UVV4jay.jpg https://i.imgur.com/SyEUwU2.jpg From : ezweedonline By : quadcitybc Another heavy hitter by Quadcity BC and even more overall impressive than the Pink Death in my opinion. Beautiful, vibrant greens and purples amongst a bed of orange pistils and crystals. Sticky and dense texture that leave the fingers clinging to each other but grinds up beautifully. Another great cure too as the bud isn't overly moist or fresh. Not 100% sure on the lineage but after checking a few different descriptions of this particular cut it seems to be a cross of Rockstar Kush and Bubba Kush. This stuff absolutely stinks and only in the best of ways. Dank, pungent aromas of gas and earth with a lovely, candy-floral like sweetness. Heavy, thick smoke that carries over the same characteristics as the smell. Amazing flavour right down to the very end with a clean burn and ash. Huge oil ring too as this stuff was just oozing. Last but not least, the high. Potent indica leaning effects that almost instantly changed the way I was feeling. From wide awake and alert to fully leaned back into my chair, eyes barely open, and in my own little zone as it's also quite heady. This seems like the perfect type of strain for just relaxing and melting away into the evening. Another banger from quadcity. Pink Death https://i.imgur.com/I4G2OZc.jpg https://i.imgur.com/JOJdZ1E.jpg From : ezweedonline By : quadcity bc Pink death by Quadcity. Beautifully appealing, densely compacted nugs, sporting a lovely array of deep purples and pine greens, all while being accented by long, rusty-orange hairs. Forms quite the contrast of colours, especially with the inclusion of the many greasy trichomes. Just a tad less stickier than the White Death but still resinous and perfectly cured, as well as tightly trimmed with minimal leaf. The White Death, also by Quadcity which I will be soon reviewing, may have left such a good impression on me that it seemed to trump this Pink Death in the terpene profile. Definitely has that classic pink smell and taste, but slightly less floral and more pink bubba-ish with it's earthy finish and touch of gas. Super smooth and burned like a dream with no harshness at all. Rather effortlessly actually, probably being one of the smoothest pink variations I've ever had. Leaves a light, fluffy ash behind. The high sets in fairly quickly as it eases one into a state of complete mind and body relaxation. Quite heady too with a certain euphoria that is common with most pinks. Not so heavy in a sleepy sense, but very potent, as it leaves you in a calm and almost lethargic, couch locked state. Sundae Driver https://i.imgur.com/w2HpCEG.jpg https://i.imgur.com/1wNPfdA.jpg From : EZweedonline By : Pacificanna Genetics : Fruity Pebbles OG × Grape Pie Only my second time trying Sundae Driver as I don't happen to see it around all that much. This particular craft cut is grown by Pacificanna and is a scrumptious cross of Grape Pie and Fruity Pebbles OG which are both delicious in their own respects. Dense, sticky buds that are pale light green in colour due to their very frosted out appearance, accompanied by thin, long, orange hairs. Also very well trimmed. A unique terpene profile, with sweet and creamy hints of fruit, accented by deep undertones of nuts and perhaps what seems to be chocolate. It required multiple sniffs to convince myself but there is definitely something chocolatey in there. Translates super well to the taste, producing a creamy rich exhale that lingers on the pallet with notes of sweet, nutty grapes. Super smooth and tasty, as well as clean burning in both bong and joint. The effects are pretty much self explanatory to the strains name as it actually left me feeling like one would on a slow, lazy Sunday. However, it did start off with a very uplifting and euphoric high that was later followed by a heavily relaxing, blissful, body stone. Potent, worry free hybrid, fit for any day of the week. Silver Surfer https://i.imgur.com/MnHoHTn.jpg A strain I have always been curious about but have never tried until now. An exhilarating cross of Super Silver Haze and Blue Dream. Forest green, spade shaped nugs, sticky to the touch and densely structured. Ample amounts of twisty, wavy orange pistols and a heaping helping of milky trichs. A little extra sugar leave but overall a very nice bag appeal. Fell in love with this terpene profile immediately. It's funky yet pleasant and multi layered, borrowing from both parents. Sweet candy and blueberries met with a pungent cheesy finish. Also some hints of spice and herbs after grinding. Impeccably carries over to flavour with a tasty combination of berries and herbs and a little earth as well. However, the cheese was only noticeable in the smell. Very smooth and easy on the lungs just making it a joy to smoke, burning with a light ash. The high and effects are very sativa like in nature but as time went on it rounded off into more of a balanced hybrid. This is exactly the type of strain I would smoke to pick up my mood and bring me out of a lousy state. The energizing, clear headed effects of the SSH met with the euphoric, happy-go-lucky, relaxing traits of the blue dream. All wrapped together in a potent and super enjoyable daytime smoke. Lemon Meringue https://i.imgur.com/4cLv8uc.jpg From : ezweedonline By : Private ACMPR Grower Bred by : Exotic Genetix This Lemon Meringue, although not the prettiest girl at the dance upon first glance, sure has some nice qualities. Dense and chunky in structure, with shades of olive and lime greens that are contrasted by peach coloured hairs and glistening trichomes. Very resinous and greasy looking with it's abundance of full, visible trichome heads. Neatly trimmed and perfectly cured following suit with all of the strains I have reviewed thus far. Very aromatic profile, with a dominating smell of sweet, candied lemons followed by a diesel/fuel-like finish with some underlying skunk. As for the taste, it seems to lean a lot more on the skunky side with subtle notes of diesel citrus and hints of zesty lemon on the exhale. Produces a light coloured ash in a joint. Heavily potent, hybrid like effects, producing a dynamic high that begins almost instantly after the first couple puffs. Very heady at first, with a dreamy, spacey type stone, followed by a gentle body buzz. Leaves you calm and relaxed enough to let the day flow by with ease but with enough energy to still be somewhat functional. Big Cat Kush https://i.imgur.com/AMtwSZR.jpg https://i.imgur.com/sH2MXft.jpg From : ezweedonline Outsourced by : mrnicecanada Genetics : Mendo Breath × Maximus I've had this lovely strain one other time, also from Mr.Nice a couple months back and this batch looks quite similar but better structured. A cross of Mendo Breath x Maximus resulting in some sticky, resinous, and very dense buds, covered in a blanket of visible, undisturbed trichome heads. A spot on bag appeal with beautiful purple and green shading, and a sublime cure to match. The profile reminds me of strains from way back with aromas of pine and earth, with pungent, sour citrus/diesel undertones. Seems like the chemdawg genes reign dominant. Similar tasting when smoked and even smoother and tastier than the last time. Couldn't even cough if I tried and I take some pretty big bong rips. Burned with a salt and pepper ash in a J. Instantly hits between the eyes and forehead in an almost overwhelming manner especially if it's your first smoke of the day. Also brings on a very mood lifting, euphoric high that slowly transforms into a relaxing, mellowed out state. Great stuff for taking the edge off when feeling nervous or anxious as it's a potent, all around indica. Spaceberries THCA Diamonds https://i.imgur.com/eJ9XlNP.jpg https://i.imgur.com/lAQ0uve.jpg These beautiful THCA diamonds of Spaceberries arrived in two nicely sized chunks. Very clear, ice like appearance. Came in a shoulder-less glass jar with a plastic protective seal before the actual lid. Incredibly smooth to dab and literally felt like inhaling air. Not too much in terms of flavour as is known with pure THCA, although I did get a hint of berries that was subtle but very pleasant. One dab was all it took to already feel the buzz setting in. Very potent, heady effects in the form of a spaced out and easily distracted high. The type where you jump from task to task or subject to subject when talking with someone. I love these types of highs but very counter productive for getting work done lol. Tahoe OG Live Resin https://i.imgur.com/NHjwSN3.jpg https://i.imgur.com/1b2GGCN.jpg This Tahoe OG Live Resin has a very easy to work with consistency. As soon as it's moved around and split apart with a dab tool it releases such pungent and loud aromas of lemons and skunk. Very moist with a golden/yellow colour and an almost caviar like appearance. The terps come out very nicely when dabbed with a smooth and easy on the lungs exhale. Flavours of lemon citrus and pine really nailing the OG nuances. I dab around 550 which is my sweet spot and this stuff leaves very little mess in the banger. Found the high to be extremely evenly balanced as it was equally cerebral and euphoric. Upbeat but also relaxing and leaves you functional enough to get things done. Smoke a little too much however and the sedative side can creep up. Made for some great outside afternoon dabs. These samples were provided for honest reviews

Jun 13, 2020

Big Cat Kush (Outsourced by Mr.Nice) - EzWeedOnline - June 2020

/u/thechronickid_00

From : @ezweedonline Outsourced by : @mrnicecanada Genetics : Mendo Breath × Maximus More pictures : https://imgur.com/a/be0awED I've had this lovely strain one other time, also from Mr.Nice a couple months back and this batch looks quite similar but better structured. A cross of Mendo Breath x Maximus resulting in some sticky, resinous, and very dense buds, covered in a blanket of visible, undisturbed trichome heads. A spot on bag appeal with beautiful purple and green shading, and a sublime cure to match. The profile reminds me of strains from way back with aromas of pine and earth, with pungent, sour citrus/diesel undertones. Seems like the chemdawg genes reign dominant. Similar tasting when smoked and even smoother and tastier than the last time. Couldn't even cough if I tried and I take some pretty big bong rips. Burned with a salt and pepper ash in a J. Instantly hits between the eyes and forehead in an almost overwhelming manner especially if it's your first smoke of the day. Also brings on a very mood lifting, euphoric high that slowly transforms into a relaxing, mellowed out state. Great stuff for taking the edge off when feeling nervous or anxious as it's a potent, all around indica.

Jun 12, 2020

Lemon Meringue- Ezweedonline-June 2020

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Full Album---> [https://imgur.com/a/dOFXeQg](https://imgur.com/a/dOFXeQg) The bud had a spherical yet irregular bud structure with jagged portions of the nug shooting out in various directions from the center. Dominated by a near fluorescent green backgrounds with sugar leaves touched with yellow tips. The bud also possessed excessive trichome coverage which made it sparkle in the right light; with easy to see trichomes. As you looked a bit closer there was a good balance of clear, milky and amber (almots yellow tinged) heads. The smell assaulted my nose with powerful sharp citrus aromas as if you freshly zested a lemon (onto your face). There were also some mild sweet and skunky scents, but these were mild undertones compared to the onslaught of citrus fumes coming off this strain. The smoke was smooth and tasty again dominated by citrus but mixed with a welcome twist of earthy and creamy flavors. Burned well in a joint with a healthy resin ring and a near white ash finish. Found the buzz to hit hard and fast with an almost overwhelming cerebral high that only transitioned into a calmer and more enjoyable buzz once I found something to focus on. I would suggest this strain be best used during the daytime to burn off some of the energy it provides you with. For me, a bike ride with the pooch was the perfect way to enjoy the strong euphoric and cerebral high.

Jun 12, 2020